help!!!green cum?!?!

[dunk]

help!!!! so i just came and it was green!! has it gone mouldy or sumthing???

[PinkFloyd]

Okay, assuming that you are telling the truth, see a doctor ASAP.

[Plasma]

A quick google search shows that that could possibly be a prostate infection. You need to see a doctor.

[deregisterme]

Sounds like you have an infection. See your doc

[NeuroTiger]

Green?
Hmmm...most probably, it's an infection.

[Cloud_Strife]

help!!!! so i just came and it was green!! has it gone mouldy or sumthing???

The green discharge description sounds concerning for an STD. In particular, gonorrhoea. Trichmonas can also cause a similar kind of presentation, but is far more prominent an issue for females with physical presentation. Regardless of the actual diagnosis, you should plan a visit to your friendly doctor.

[Dutchstranger]

I think you have an infection. Go see a doctor :)

[ksdnfkfr]

i'd say see if it happens again. could just be a fluke. also i've read boys around 13 talking about greenish cum happening at least once in these forums before. so like one time green and all the rest normal

[britishboy69]

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-common-causes-of-green-semen.htm#didyouknowout

[Straya]

Personally I'd see a doctor but maybe just try again and see what happens

[Brightwolf]

Doctor fast.

[CrazyPerson101]

Id go the doctor If I were you, that sounds serious.

[Nacho01]

That looks really serious, ask a doctor for help

[Hudor]

meet a doctor asap as everyone else suggested.

[Luminous]

Puberty101 :arrow: VT General Hospital

[dunk]

ok so just talking to my friend i may have found the cause. Whilst drinking i passed out and he said hes put a skittle up there :/, shall see the doctor in the morning!! thanks for the help again dudes and dudests xx

[CrazyPerson101]

Uhhhh one , why would he shove a skittle up there .... Kinda creepy if you ask me and secondly , Good. hope you get good results

[ChaseDakoda]

Abnormal semen color or consistency

Possible medical cause

Yellow, green or gold - Prostate infection
Yellow-tinted - Urine in the semen
Thick, lumpy or jelly-like Male hormone deficiency
Pink, red or dark brown - Bleeding from the prostate

[dunk]

ikr can i count that as rape?!? haha , seee what the doc says

[CrazyPerson101]

ikr can i count that as rape?!? haha , seee what the doc says


Hmmm Idon't think so , rape is being forced to having sex , unless he did stuff to you while you were passed out , then you could say that but shoving a skittle up in there is still a bit weird and kinda makes you go hmmmmmm and update us asap

[Camazotz]

ok so just talking to my friend i may have found the cause. Whilst drinking i passed out and he said hes put a skittle up there :/, shall see the doctor in the morning!! thanks for the help again dudes and dudests xx

What? I don't think he could've stuck a green skittles into your urethra, and I highly doubt a green skittle in your rectum could change your semen color.

And yes, if you were passed out and he did things to you, that's sexual assault.

This story is fishier than your avatar pic.

[Soxman97]

ikr can i count that as rape?!? haha , seee what the doc says

He put a skittle up your dick?

[dunk]

yes he put a skittle up there, everyone is diffrent and with my dick the hole is big enough!!

[Camazotz]

yes he put a skittle up there, everyone is diffrent and with my dick the hole is big enough!!

I seriously doubt he'd be able to stick a Skittle in your urethra without you feeling it going in or painful swelling afterward. Your urine would also be green as well.

And all this is completely ignoring the fact that a Skittle would block the passage of urine and semen.

Be honest: did you make all this up?

[Soxman97]

yes he put a skittle up there, everyone is diffrent and with my dick the hole is big enough!!

Really how big are you?

[CosmicNoodle]

He managed to fit a skittle into your urethera without you wakbg up?!

[dunk]

totally honest!!my dick just has a large urethra opening. i was passed out from drinking so didnt wake up! im of to the doc tommorow so ill see what happens there :/

[Camazotz]

totally honest!!my dick just has a large urethra opening. i was passed out from drinking so didnt wake up! im of to the doc tommorow so ill see what happens there :/

That doesn't answer this.

I seriously doubt he'd be able to stick a Skittle in your urethra without you feeling it going in or painful swelling afterward. Your urine would also be green as well.

And all this is completely ignoring the fact that a Skittle would block the passage of urine and semen.

[Soxman97]

totally honest!!my dick just has a large urethra opening. i was passed out from drinking so didnt wake up! im of to the doc tommorow so ill see what happens there :/

We'll then that's going to be embarrassing to tell the doctor pm me when you hit 100 post so we can talk

[everlong]

How's a doctor's visit sound?

[Ben_Frost]

Probably an infection, also show him any meds you're currently taking some of them could be changing the color of it.

[Cloud_Strife]

yes he put a skittle up there, everyone is diffrent and with my dick the hole is big enough!!
If he did so, then what he did constitutes an act of sexual assault.

ikr can i count that as rape?!? haha , seee what the doc says

AND

unless he did stuff to you while you were passed out

He hasn't admitted anything else as of yet, but if he was able to do something so physically stimulating as that to you without your being aware of it, then as Ryan mentioned; he could have very well done anything to you.

As it is, what happened was totally inappropriate, and without consent. You should really look into having this addressed properly - when you see your doctor, they will probably raise this issue with you. At least, I certainly hope they do!

[CrazyPerson101]

If he did so, then what he did constitutes an act of sexual assault.



AND



He hasn't admitted anything else as of yet, but if he was able to do something so physically stimulating as that to you without your being aware of it, then as Ryan mentioned; he could have very well done anything to you.

As it is, what happened was totally inappropriate, and without consent. You should really look into having this addressed properly - when you see your doctor, they will probably raise this issue with you. At least, I certainly hope they do!


Well either way, we all can agree that it is kinda weird to have someone shove a skittle up your ..... and if this counts, then it counts. I don't think ( my personal opinion ) but I've been wrong before and I can be wrong again.

[dunk]

so went to the doctor today, a bit embarrising!!anyway he took it out with a hook kinda thing, think he calledit a ureteroscope. Best partis i got to keep the skittle. Thanks for the help all

[Sir Suomi]

so went to the doctor today, a bit embarrising!!anyway he took it out with a hook kinda thing, think he calledit a ureteroscope. Best partis i got to keep the skittle. Thanks for the help all

While I'm seriously doubting that this story is true, I will add that it is extremely improbable, yet not impossible, that a skittle was able to go into your urethra. I know catheters are able to fit within the male urethra, so even though it's extremely unlikely that someone was able to insert a skittle into your urethra, it's not impossible...possibly. But my question is that you'd practically have to be comatose to allow him to shove that up to the point that it'd be stuck. Also, your urethra track would swell up so terribly that you'd be in so much pain, you'd be unable to even sit down, let alone masturbate.

In other words, I'm calling bullshit here.

[HUSTLEMAN]

I agreeing with the General here and frankly this has gone on long enough so can we get a mod here.

Skittles are meant to be eaten, not put up your dick.

[ImCoolBeans]

I think this has run its course :locked: