Get rid of my cum after masturbation

[Kollin2]

Hi guys, i wanted to ask how you get rid of your cum after masturbation?
my mom almost caught me last time and i use a lot of tissues and i dont want to waste anymore because she gets suspicious. I thought it would be the cleanest and safest if i swallow it but i cant get over it. Do any of you have an advice for me?:confused::confused::what:

[Adrian]

I use tissues or try to do it before taking a shower so I cum in my chest and go to the bathroom... Swallowing it was a good option tho. Why do you use that much of tissues? Try using less.

[Kollin2]

I just masturbate every day and when i m not ill its strange when so much tissues in my trash can xD
do you have an idea how it could be easier to swallow?

[Cognizant]

Well when I do it in the bathroom I just use some toilet paper and then flush it down the toilet, then take a shower.

I use tissues or try to do it before taking a shower so I cum in my chest and go to the bathroom....

that's also a good idea

[Swagging god]

Release on your body or old clothes. If you cum on your body, then just hop in the shower, afterwards

[Hundred Spirited God]

well,i leave it and it eventually dries up :)

[CosmicNoodle]

HAHAHAHA, I'm sorry, but I read the title and just broke down laughing, something about it was just hilarious...

Just spunk into a tissue, or some clothes destined for the wash. Or just do it in the shower.

(P.S. Bless you and your title)

[Kollin2]

Sorry english isnt my first lenguage.
im worried that my mom could smell it or something like that if it is in the clothes.
and the tissues are too dangerous because im not ill

[CosmicNoodle]

Sorry english isnt my first lenguage.
im worried that my mom could smell it or something like that if it is in the clothes.
and the tissues are too dangerous because im not ill

Why would your mum even care?
And I wasnt laughing at you, just it wasnt a sentance I ever expected to read.

Well, if you cant bring yourself to swallow it. Then you have hundreds of options. And don't worry your mum wont be able to smell it. Its orderless once it's dried.

[Cats123]

Uh... You can use toilet paper...

[nklarke]

Tissues or cum rag.

[Soccerkid]

Try masturbating into a sock

[briefsboy]

why dont you flush the tissue after? that way she wont smell it or find any evidence.

[Canadian Dream]

Good ways to do it are in the shower or using some clothes that'll get washed after.

[Big O]

Go to the bathroom then do it then gum into the toilet .... no clean up :)

[britishboy69]

Old sock!:)

[Typhlosion]

You could always keep some old rag around and clean with that. Doesn't smell either.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Usually, I keep a towel or dish rag handy so, when I'm done with the deed, I can dispose of the evidence. Sometimes I even [CENSORED].

[Cats123]

Go to the bathroom then do it then gum into the toilet .... no clean up :)

The Problem with "shooting in the toilet" is that it can stick to the bowl.

Good ways to do it are in the shower or using some clothes that'll get washed after.

The Problem with "shooting in the shower" is that it can get on your hands and then be transferred to some other place on your body without you knowing, so you could have cum on your head.


Just in case you didn't read my earlier message, you can just use toilet paper as a substitute

[Rocketsnail]

Yeah, I just do it when I'm "going to the toilet" and then clean up with tissues. I sometimes do it in the shower, but then afterwards it gets kinda stringy and strange, or in other words, becomes a nuisance to get rid of.

[Ricky.h]

If you get cum or you let it dry and worry about it later and if you get it on your sheets dot. Worry about that either just let it dry it's just cum

[Giando]

I always use tissues

[Straya]

Yeah, I just do it when I'm "going to the toilet" and then clean up with tissues. I sometimes do it in the shower, but then afterwards it gets kinda stringy and strange, or in other words, becomes a nuisance to get rid of.
hahahaa i have to totally agree the toilet is the best disposal site youll find

[HSJock206]

I either use a sock or my underwear when its a spur of the momment thing. For longer periods, an old towel that I use to dry off my car works for several days before I throw it I the wash with my jeans. Do your own laundry and mom will never know.

[willy100]

u can cum on ur body for example at ur hand, and then throw it to the toilets

[Hermes]

The Problem with "shooting in the toilet" is that it can stick to the bowl.

I have to say for that is not the biggest issue with trying to shoot into the toilet, instead the problem is aim. My penis does not point downwards when I have an erection especially not when I am about to cum. I guess someone who always dribbles will be ok as the cum can dribble out and drop down exactly under the penis head so you just have to have the head over the pan. If like me you shoot, either all the time or at least sometimes, then to get it in you'd need to be able to predict how far it will go and stand in the right place to have it drop in.

The last time I tried this I got it on the wall, the cistern and the floor. Some may have gone in the bowl but it wasn't obvious. At least all those surfaces are hard and can be wiped but compared to wiping it off your chest/stomach cleaning those things is nuisance.

The Problem with "shooting in the shower" is that it can get on your hands and then be transferred to some other place on your body without you knowing, so you could have cum on your head.

Although I don't normally masturbate in the shower I have done it from time to time and again I don't think I agree with this. I reckon it is probably rare to masturbate and not get some cum on your fingers or hand even if that isn't where most of it goes. We're quite used to getting messy hands in various other activities and then cleaning them before we spread it about and this is no exception whether you wipe your hands on something or wash them. In the shower the latter would seem to make more sense.

Back to the original question is mostly a case of how discrete you want to be, i.e. how much you want to hide what you are doing. If you can accept that your parents will likely know you masturbate, or if you do your own laundry, then you can use things that are about to be washed such as underwear you have taken off or a towel you have already dried yourself on. That's a very environmentally friendly way as you are not consuming any extra resources just for masturbation cleanup.

If you are not ready to be that open then another option is to collect toilet paper during your last visit to the toilet prior to masturbating, use it for cleanup afterwards and then, on your next visit to the toilet after that, drop it in and flush when you do whatever else you are doing there. I have used this when staying round someone's house with no ensuite - grab some toilet paper during the last toilet visit of the evening and stuff it in my pocket, use it in the bedroom and then when finished, srunch it up very small so it will fit in my hand and take it back to the toilet first toilet stop in the morning. After than wash my hands just like any other time of going to the toilet.

[mike10]

i use an old towel to clean up and i just keep using it till i cant stand the smell of it then i wash it

[itsLOGAN]

I don't sleep in a shirt, but I wear one until I go to bed, so my parents think I'm sleeping in the shirt. I wipe my cum on it and put it in the dirty clothes the next morning like nothing happened :)

[Kjack31]

An old sock or in the shower, usually

[Omniscient]

You could do many things to fix this: cum rag, only one tissue per wank, swallowing it (it can taste sweet sometimes), wank in the shower, etc.

[Jtyler]

Dirty clothes, a sock , eat it,

[Xavier]

I suggest using a towel. I keep one towel for semen and the other just for the shower. There doesn't seem to be any odor or white marks. After a while, wash it with your own clothes. I think that's the best, easiest solution.

[Mack30609]

Hi guys, i wanted to ask how you get rid of your cum after masturbation?
my mom almost caught me last time and i use a lot of tissues and i dont want to waste anymore because she gets suspicious. I thought it would be the cleanest and safest if i swallow it but i cant get over it. Do any of you have an advice for me?:confused::confused::what:

What I do is cum in the toilet and or shower. No smell in either way. If in toilet, say your taking a shit. ;) Ive hot some private questions so kik me if this helps ok? My name is AarCar88

[SirDuke]

ive never gotten caught. good ways of getting rid of it is take an old pair of socks that you would throw out and cum into that, you can do that a lot before eventually throwing out the sock. or just do it in the shower... i do both everyday

[MyPlague2014]

Find an old towel or old shirt and cum on that and then find a good place to hide it and use that when you cum. after using it several times throw it away and find another one... or you can always cum in the toliet/sink

[mirabilis2345]

Cum rag or toilet. You could also cum in an old newspaper thats getting thrown out.

[mattjh-]

I wipe them off with tissues. If you don't want to get suspicious you can use old underwear as cum rag.

[Soxman97]

What I do is cum in the toilet and or shower. No smell in either way. If in toilet, say your taking a shit. ;) Ive hot some private questions so kik me if this helps ok? My name is AarCar88

Is it uncomfortable doing it in the bathroom I've never done it in there I always use my socks

[ChaseDakoda]

do it in a sock, it also feels warm before u cum

[jmw99]

you can also go to the bathroom and use toilet paper and flush it

[Stripling]

I use tissues or try to do it before taking a shower so I cum in my chest and go to the bathroom... Swallowing it was a good option tho. Why do you use that much of tissues? Try using less.

toilet paper is even better than tissues - keep a roll in your room and smuggle any mess to the toilet and flush. Simple! I don't think i could bring myself to swallow it all, but if you've tried I suppose it does offer the best solution, you've still got to get it to you mouth though - which has gotta be tricky?

[refrigeratorx]

the best way is a shirt or something. i always use white shirts so its less noticeable and whatever. socks/rags are good too, but shirts have so much room!!!

[matt_tgr]

I use toilet paper and flush it down after I'm done. Sometime I also cum on my body and then just hop in the shower :)

[punker_26]

i do my own laundry so i just cum in a towel

[exavier15]

Use paper towels

[wwad]

Omg? is this a real question? If you don't know how to dispose of your semen - it makes me wonder if you know how to dispose of your urine, feces and mucus properly.

C'mon dude. Use TP or a Kleenex - then throw it away.

[teenuser101]

I have a collection of old socks and underwear that I don't wear anymore. I put them nearby then cum onto my chest and mop up with those.

I must admit, they are beginning to get a bit stuff because of all the dried spunk!

[denisss]

tissues. sometimes I lick it. or my friend.

[Luisss]

Cum rags work well. I used mine so much it feels like cardboard...

[pconnor2001]

Do it in the shower.

[MatiasKun]

use a towel or some old underwear, hide it under ur bed. many boys have their used underwear under their bed so it would not look weird. just washt it regularly

[SeinFan77]

you can also go to the bathroom and use toilet paper and flush it

That's a good way to do it I do it that way sometimes or in the shower

[coolkid016]

tissue

[hockeyfan]

By ur own tissues and keep a secret stash.
Masturbate in the shower.

[Just a Guy]

I lay on my back and the cum lands on my chest and it can be wiped up with one or two tissues so you don't have to use a lot.

[Underwearlover]

Do it on the toilet and flush it down the toilet when you have finished, or in the shower.

[Removed_Profile]

I normally do it before I go in the shower and use tissues to clean it up, then go in the shower

[jacko]

I usually just cum on my chest and go in the shower afterwards

[peyton2000]

I do it I. The shower or into the sink or toilet

[Xaylon95]

I just wipe it up with a towel afterwards.

[skikid22]

if you swallow it a couple of times you get use to the taste and it gets better

[punker_26]

i do it in the shower, into the toilet, into a condom then put the condom into a pop can and crunch it up, into a towel, into old boxers in the wash, and sometimes if im horny enough ill eat it lol

[Dennis98]

Usually I wash it with water and liquid soap or with tissue or with some dirty clothes ....

[GoGoDiego]

Most of the time some juice shoots in my mouth. The rest it is either I wipe it, rinse it or eat it.

[chrisawesome]

Use some type of cum rag such as old pair of underwear or wash cloth. I have kept a pair of boxers under my bed for like oh 6 months and I usually cum in that. I would reccomend washing it every cum session. I haven't and it's stiff like cardboard. I honestly couldn't use tissues because they never withstand my powerful pool of loads.

Another thing I do is cum all on my chest and wipe it up with a paper towel and old underwear. I usually put lotion on after that to make my chest smell good and moisturize. If it's in the day I would put shorts on and freeball it shirtless. Night I will just go to bed.

You could depending on the privacy of your backyard is jerk off out there and not worry about where you cum. I've done that a few and damn it feels good having your cock out!

[TheLivingLie]

I just use toilet paper and if my parents r suspicious i act like I did a shit cause during the day i only do it in the bathroom but at night I might start on my bed them move to the bathroom

[The captain]

I use tissues or dirty clothes, then put laundry

[Semi_IronMan]

i use tissues right after i do it but i think its bettr 2 do it right be4 u shower

[Semi_IronMan]

Most of the time some juice shoots in my mouth. The rest it is either I wipe it, rinse it or eat it.

you eat yor own cum??

[FAC-]

Swallowing helps. or you could cum in the shower or cum on your body then head to shower

[Biba]

I often jerk off in the shower. Mostly i just cum on my chest and wipe it off with tissues. Or i sometimes cum in my hand and wash it away in the bathroom.

[joestug2]

I just cum in the toilet and wipe the rest off and flush

[Liii]

I use tissues and then just flush them down the toilet :)

[joel-d]

My most frequent way is to let it shoot on my chest and stomach, then use yesterday's underwear to wipe it up. Sometimes I just hold them in my left hand and shoot directly onto them, especially if I have a shirt on and don't want to risk spraying on it.

Sometimes if I'm ultra sleepy I'll just shoot right into the underwear I'm wearing so that I don't have to go find something else. If I jerk off in the morning, I mostly shoot in the underwear I'm wearing since I'm about to take them off anyway to take a shower.

I hate shooting in the shower. The cum gets all weird and clumpy in the water. I did it a couple times, and I either saw it stuck on the wall or drain, or once I found clumps in the hair on my leg while I was drying off. Yikes!

[Semi_IronMan]

tissues. sometimes I lick it. or my friend.

what do u mean, "or my friend?"

[JacMason]

I usually just cum onto the floor

[ShermanHawk22]

Just swallow it! Then throw up later.

[Your Captain]

Just swallow it

[squares]

I try to take shower or just use tissues wisley, swallowing is fucking disgusting and gay

[Battery]

if i'm home alone i do it on my chest then shower
if i'm in the shower I let it go(lool)
if i'm not in either I squeeze the head and let the cum go back down (it comes back out after you urniate) and the sensation isn't that bad... it feels kind of good ^-^, searched it up and people are still debating if it's safe or not since you are just peeing it out afterwards

[Oblivio]

I just wash it off in the shower

[justin hockey crazy]

I just k:)eep a cum rag where my parents can't see it then throw it out and find a new one ev

[justin hockey crazy]

I use my cum rag or sometimes i cum in my mouth,eat it

[KidStalion]

Cum in the shower

[football matt]

Sometimes I do it in the shower and just let it was down the drain other times i just swallow it

[RavenR]

old underwear as cum rag is the best way out or do it while taking a shower. :)

[britishboy69]

Honestly, just use an old sock!

[built chris]

Just jerk off in the shower and let it wash down the drain.

[Zachary G]

i use towel that i keep especially for when i masturbate, but i also do it in the shower and just wash it all down the drain. if you could get past the taste, swallowing it is always an option -- its an acquired taste.

[Aventzger]

Doing it in the shower is the best I find. Practically no one will walk in on you and you can just simply wash the cum all off.

[jeremyp]

I just cum into my boxers or onto the carpet

[vboy]

Just do it on the toilet and flush it away

[Tri3tan]

I just shoot into the tub and wash it away. Pretty easy!

[KoolKid96]

Hi guys, i wanted to ask how you get rid of your cum after masturbation?
my mom almost caught me last time and i use a lot of tissues and i dont want to waste anymore because she gets suspicious. I thought it would be the cleanest and safest if i swallow it but i cant get over it. Do any of you have an advice for me?:confused::confused::what:

Flush it down the toilet?

[Indio]

Try masturbating into a sock

Whose socks? dad or bro socks! Lol

[SethfromMI]

sometimes i use toilet paper and then flush it after I am done. or use Kleenex it ant throw it away. I also try to wash up afterwards

[ThePhantasm]

I just shower after cumming, no problem

[Indio]

Sorry english isnt my first lenguage.
im worried that my mom could smell it or something like that if it is in the clothes.
and the tissues are too dangerous because im not ill

Why tissue is dangerous ?

[Ethan16]

i use tissue or if i'm in my room, a dirty sock

[Whiskers]

I know we're all thinking it but not saying it
The BEST way to dispose of cum is to have a "friend" drink it

[curiousme]

I have a cum towel

[everlong]

I've just been putting in on paper towels, throwing it in the trash, and hoping nobody notices.

[Daniel13]

Try to do it in an old sock or something, keep it hidden so you don't need to worry about cleaning anything.

Good luck man. :)

[ThatRandomGabby]

I have this old towel that I use everytime I masturbate. I cum all over the towel, and hide it when I'm done. Every weekends, I make sure to wash the towel to prevent the odor from being obvious. This obviously doesn't make a mess everytime I use it.

If in case you didn't want to use that, you could always go to the shower to clean up afterwards. That's what I'd do if I were you and didn't think of using an old towel.

[EddieHoward96]

I use a clean hand towel

[Indio]

I know we're all thinking it but not saying it
The BEST way to dispose of cum is to have a "friend" drink it

Really? Have you tried it?

[robbymas23]

Using tissues or toilet paper is usually problematic as they are too thin, and my cum is too sticky. A pair of used underwear - or even paper towels, which are thick but disposable - work best.

[sebastianb]

I actually use my underwear to clean up, and the stain is not noticeable

[Lodan]

I get rid of it using tissue, underwear or a in condom

[Jaseblader]

I don't jo anymore but when I did I either did it in the shower or I just used some toilet tissue

[Tendencies]

I either just shoot into the toilet or I have a towel that I use and then wash

[boytoynamedtroy]

Hi guys, i wanted to ask how you get rid of your cum after masturbation?
my mom almost caught me last time and i use a lot of tissues and i dont want to waste anymore because she gets suspicious. I thought it would be the cleanest and safest if i swallow it but i cant get over it. Do any of you have an advice for me?:confused::confused::what:

Masturbate in the shower; that's what I do. Or cum onto your stomach, chest, or hand, then run to the bathroom and clean yourself up.

[jordie]

same here i dont like to shoot in shower...you ever shoot in a pool and watch the cum spurt out of your cockhead?

[Hermes]

same here i dont like to shoot in shower...you ever shoot in a pool and watch the cum spurt out of your cockhead?

Not in a pool, but I have got into a bath and held my cock underwater while I ejaculated. It looks like strings coming out, strings that don't mix with the water.

[harristhetank]

I usually wank in the shower so I just wash the ccum off. But if I am at home I wank on my bed then I will clean it up with tissues or with my underwear.

[eggs2006]

I actually use my underwear to clean up, and the stain is not noticeable

Me too. Even Mom doesn't question how dirty my underwear is.

[oneill662]

i just use a sock wank away when your done put it in wash no questions

[Luminous]

same here i dont like to shoot in shower...you ever shoot in a pool and watch the cum spurt out of your cockhead?

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