Lets play the story game! #1 (i think...)

[CosmicNoodle]

Many of you know how the story game works. One person says a line of the story, the next person keeps it going, let's write a book together!

Me and my friends played this and we came up with:
Once upon a time on a small asteroid orbiting sytem 69. In a hotel known as "the black box", I was having a lovely wank till my mum walked out.

I'll start:

Once upon a time, in a land...

[Gamma Male]

Far far away, there was an angry pokemon trying to...

[Miserabilia]

...eat a jelly sandwich, which was....

[Living For Love]

...poisoned, yet the pokemon didn't die because...

[Miserabilia]

...it was actualy ben afleck, who is...

[TheLoneWolf]

... actually a woman.

[Miserabilia]

...Also, the pokemon (Ben Afleck), didn't even like the jelly sandwhich; so he....

[TheLoneWolf]

... decided he'd give it to his dog who then...

[Miserabilia]

...was poisoned and died, which made Ben afleck so sad, he....

[CosmicNoodle]

Punched a tree in the face

[TheLoneWolf]

What he didn't realise, was that the tree was actually his...

[Miserabilia]

..mother, and the punch made her give birth to his new brother, who...

[Living For Love]

...started crying and crying, which made Ben so angry again he...

[CosmicNoodle]

....punched cheeses in the junk...

[Miserabilia]

...which made me explode into a new galaxy, in which....

[Living For Love]

... cheesee fell in love with a hot alien...

[CosmicNoodle]

....and then a man in a blue box and an assistant called Amy pond

[Miserabilia]

...took me and my hot alien to a sauna, where...

[Gamma Male]

A new breed of cheesey jellyfish pokemon were born, who promptly..

[Miserabilia]

...started creating a delicious new type of cheese, that was so delicious that it...

[TheLoneWolf]

produced 1.000 new pokémons called Cheese Cheese

[CosmicNoodle]

Killed whoever eat it....cheeses then....

[Remora]

... caused peoples' ears to erupt with...

[Miserabilia]

...hot lava, which solified and created...

[TheLoneWolf]

salt kittens, sponsored by...

[Living For Love]

...Lady Gaga's creative team "Haus of Gaga"...

[TheLoneWolf]

Suddenly CosmicNoodle appeared and he...

[Living For Love]

...beat the shit out of the salt kittens, because...

[TheLoneWolf]

he only wanted sweet kittens.

[Living For Love]

Eventually, Ben Afleck decided to visit cheesee and tell him he...

[TheLoneWolf]

was in love with...

[Remora]

Was actualky a cat jn disguise, come to the human planet to...

[Living For Love]

...Roman Zolansky, Nicky Minaj's alter ego. The problem was...

[CosmicNoodle]

......He was secretly a broom.....

[TheLoneWolf]

used in one of the Harry Potter movies.

[CosmicNoodle]

....as a sex toy for...

[TheLoneWolf]

The Queen of England.
(Does this story still make sense...?)

[CosmicNoodle]

(It never has)

...who then exploded I to a cloud of....

[TheLoneWolf]

Noodles.

[CosmicNoodle]

....that turned into....

[sixguy6]

.....A giant piece of shit...

[Microcosm]

...Which had special powers and could...

[CosmicNoodle]

....increase the wood cutting ability of anyone without 10ft, it then.....

[xXoblivionXx]

...was transported to Brazil by a paper company, who...

[Ben_Frost]

...turned out to produce toilet paper rolls on a massive scale, so...

[tbake98]

... the magical shit was wiped off the face of the planet. Until...

[xXoblivionXx]

...one of the coworkers stole a roll because thy are too cheap to buy their own, thus creating...

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

...a mysterious box outside the door of the worlds only talking dog.

[Ben_Frost]

Who got sent to the pound because he was talking too much, thus...

[CosmicNoodle]

...creating a small black hole that destorys earth, he is then pickled up by an alien ship seconds before the explosio, they then...

[thatgothgirluknow]

plot an evil plan to take over the world but get sent to the pound

[goodnightxmoonx]

Unfortunately, there were other things inside the black hole, including...

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

...a giant cosmic cookie which was big enough to rip the very fabric of the space time continuum, which opened up...