Penises are weird...

[Obiean]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but when you think about it, penises are just so weird. It s a piece of dangly flesh that, when aroused, becomes stiff. It's so weird... Anyone else feel this way?

[MechaSniper]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but when you think about it, penises are just so weird. It s a piece of dangly flesh that, when aroused, becomes stiff. It's so weird... Anyone else feel this way?

They are hard to understand. Especially at random times of he day.

[Big O]

Its better than periods mood swings and giving birth am I right?

[MechaSniper]

Its better than periods mood swings and giving birth am I right?

Agreed

[CrazyPerson101]

I know this is a weird thing to say, but when you think about it, penises are just so weird. It s a piece of dangly flesh that, when aroused, becomes stiff. It's so weird... Anyone else feel this way?


Yeah sometimes I do , Although I do like having the convince of being able to pee anywhere I want if you know what I mean.

[jmw99]

Its better than periods mood swings and giving birth am I right?

I definitely agree

[Curious.kid]

Well I'm glad to have one and it's fun to play with. Yeah it's weird that it changes soft to hard all the time kind of like magic. Hmm? but it feels good so as long as you don't get punched in the balls having a penis is I good thing I think.

[mychalo]

Just finding out how much fun a penis can be, but thinking about your question yeah it is a little weird I guess

[Passenger]

penises are just so weird.

They are indeed! Eww, just totally gross. :blowup:

[CosmicNoodle]

I kind of get what your saying, if you take away the human aspect, and look at it from a purely mechanical point of view. Yes, they are incredibally odd and weird.
They are useful for about an hour a day and for the other 23 it kindnof just sits there and gets in the way.
However try to take it away from me and I'll rip your eyes out with my bare hands :)

[refrigeratorx]

Its better than periods mood swings and giving birth am I right?

thats so true, but we also have the whole thinking with your dick rather than your head thing... which is annoying. like for example right when u finish you think like wow im so weird for thinking/doing what i just did haha.

[nklarke]

Thanks to it you exists.

[ComfortableInChaos]

Well, you say that dicks, being flesh hanging off of your body is weird, but boobs are the same. Us guys don't get boobs that need a bra (unless you are overweight...) We have something that hangs off us, women do too.

[reiddec2]

Nope, i like mine haha

[gevans604]

Its better than periods mood swings and giving birth am I right?

Very true.

[AvMan]

Haha I haven't ever thought about it in that way before. Seems really odd to me now xD

They definitely have advantages though :D

[mrpieface2]

Its better than periods mood swings and giving birth am I right?

Agreed!!

[Curious.kid]

They are indeed! Eww, just totally gross. :blowup:

You really think they are gross if you have one?

I kind of get what your saying, if you take away the human aspect, and look at it from a purely mechanical point of view. Yes, they are incredibally odd and weird.
They are useful for about an hour a day and for the other 23 it kindnof just sits there and gets in the way.
However try to take it away from me and I'll rip your eyes out with my bare hands :)

I guess it works really really hard for an hour and then relaxes the rest of the day :lol:

thats so true, but we also have the whole thinking with your dick rather than your head thing... which is annoying. like for example right when u finish you think like wow im so weird for thinking/doing what i just did haha.

I know it's weird that it has it's own mind and I don't feel in control when ever it makes me want to "do something".

[Just Sayin]

I guess i never really thought mine was weird but some people might think that

[Fireangel]

Its better than periods mood swings and giving birth am I right?

Agreed. How old are you?

[wwad]

I take it were talking about the human male penis? In which case I find to be far more attractive, practical and pleasurable than most of the other penises found in the animal kingdom. Just do a search for weird animal penises - you'll be happy you have a human one. Ever seen a crocodile's?

[Big O]

Agreed. How old are you?

14 why

[Typhlosion]

Theese are the posts that make my day :lol3:

Now that ya think about it, they ARE weird!

[Passenger]

You really think they are gross if you have one?





I never said I have one. :P

[Curious.kid]

I never said I have one. :P

This is puberty for BOYS only! If you dont have one then you aren't supposed to look here.

[Lovelife090994]

Everything with us weird. We have orbs filled with gel that with electrical impusles and collections of cells give us sight. The penis is this limp organ between the legs of male mammals. The penis gets erect when aroused and arousal can be anything, even emotion. Some penises are big, some aren't. Penises can handle slight agitation yet they do not protect the important and delicate testes. The penis does nott make hormone yet is basically a muscled urethra. The penis is meat but it is not muscle. It is the same tissue in your nose. The penis is something even females have an equivalent to being the clitoris. And the penis can form gross smegma when not kept clean. It's amazing yet gross. I have one, I want to have sex with a guy and yet I find penises strange. Plus, they are basically a giant fleshy probe between the legs above two delicate things encased in stretchy skin with no bone for protection.

[Sirgarett]

Oh really? I beg to differ, I think the penis is wonderful just the way it is. If it gives you the best pleasure then who are we to complain lol

[nklarke]

This is puberty for BOYS only! If you dont have one then you aren't supposed to look here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal

If you "lose" your penis, you are not more a boy?

[Rocketsnail]

Haha, you make a very interesting but honest point...

[jjlewis]

yeh its weird but fun to have

[dakota1998]

"Boys" have a penis and "Girls" have a clit