mountain dew

[footballlover77]

hey does it acually make your penis smaller

[koolcat]

no that is just a myth

[mden]

Nope, that is just a myth.. I mean really, how can a carbonated beverage that is mostly made up of sugar make your penis smaller?

[Antares]

Umm I am pretty sure that Mountain Dew has nothing to do with your penis size.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

In order to solve almost every myth out there follow this formula:

Does **blank** affect my penis size?

Only possible answer... NO!

The only thing that affects penis size is how aroused you are :D

[The Resurrected One]

No it doesn't make your penis smaller, but in the sense that it did, I would still drink it.

In fact, judging by my way of living, if that were true I'd have no penis right now.

[Hippie]

It's a myth, I bet it was made up by some sort of parental group that didn't like there kids hyped up on sugar. So they probably made there kids think it made there penis smaller so they wouldn't drink so much Soda. I'm not positive I'm just guessing :P.


Hippie

[Tyleisme]

It's a myth. It's stupid. Don't worry about it. anything that you read that can make your penis shorter/smaller besides having it cut off, isn't true. I've drank more than enough mountain dew in my 17 year existance to know.

[ThatCanadianGuy]

I have heard something about mountain dew lowering your sperm count though... it has been disproved. In FACT in the 90's there was a drink called Surge Soda that actually DID contain ingredients that inhibited sperm production (the drink was soon discontinued). Mountain Dew has been tested heavily and you can rest assured that it WON'T lower your sperm count or affect your penis size.

[Maverick]

In FACT in the 90's there was a drink called Surge Soda that actually DID contain ingredients that inhibited sperm production (the drink was soon discontinued).
I never heard of that... are you sure?

I loved that drink though, but it was so bad for you.

[A.J.]

I have never heard of Mt Dew shrinking you penis,just the sperm thing. Its as sily as the poprocks and coke myth

[jay92]

yeh and fanta makes your balls smaller (wheres the rolling eyes smiley)

[robbiehay1]

i heard that lilt redused your sperm count

[Aηdy]

Always search before posting: http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=145&highlight=mountain+dew

[scatman]

if that was true my penis would be 1/4 inches long lol

[Unknown_kid]

No, it doesn't, but the yellow 5, as i all drinks, is bad for your stomach. Its an acid and it slowly (very slowly) but surely ruins the inside of your digestive track.

[keidriantiger]

That is one bad myth. If people should start myths they should actually make it make sense.

[Sugaree]

Mountain Dew does not make your penis smaller. It's just another myth that people put out there so that you don't drink it

[nms1291]

That's crap...