A Girl Ask Me My Penis Size

[Bull]

:whoops: This girl that I don't know really well walked up to me at school Monday and out of the clear blue sky asked how big my penis was. I was so shocked and stammered around and finally said, "Average". My brother said I should have replied, "Not sure, wanna measure it?" My question is: Has this happened to anyone else and what do you think of my brother's suggested answer?

[Living For Love]

Hahaha, your brother's suggestion seems like a good one, but she could get offended, though it's kinda dumb to ask something like that to a guy out of the blue...

Anyway, you answered fine and you have nothing to worry about. Some girls have already asked it to me and I just told them the same, it's not a big deal.

[Cheesydog567]

Yeah I have had female friends ask me before but never a stranger. Did she respond after you said average. A girl asked me before and I told her and she said "you'd rip me In half". Generally by a girls response you can tell weather she is interested or goofing around

[phuckphace]

lol I would've said "wanna measure it?" too. :D

[Bull]

lol I would've said "wanna measure it?" too. :D

Yeah, I wish I had thought of that. I was just so flustered and shocked that a girl would ask a guy that. If we were dating I probably would not have been shocked. But this was a girl I hardly knew. We had one class together last year. I'll be ready with "wanna measure it" if it ever happens again. :lol:

[meme101]

I personally, have done that to people it was because i thought it was funny but to people i know..

[CosmicNoodle]

That happened to me once, I actualy did reply "I don't know, you want to measure it?", it was OK because we were friends...

(P.S...she did measure it for me ;) )

[nklarke]

Never happened to me. However a girl asked me once if I have armpit though....

I would have asked in your situation: "Flaccid or hard?"

[Tyler97]

asking that is kind of rude, sort of like asking a girl how much she weighs.

[Body odah Man]

:whoops: This girl that I don't know really well walked up to me at school Monday and out of the clear blue sky asked how big my penis was. I was so shocked and stammered around and finally said, "Average". My brother said I should have replied, "Not sure, wanna measure it?" My question is: Has this happened to anyone else and what do you think of my brother's suggested answer?

That is disturbing as heck. Never happened to me. U gave a bad answer-should have gone with your brother's

[Lost in the Echo]

That is pretty fucked up. That would be like walking up to a girl and asking "hey, what cup size are you"?". You're just not supposed to do shit like that out of the blue.
just wow lol

That is disturbing as heck. Never happened to me. U gave a bad answer-should have gone with your brother's

Well hindsight's 20/20 isn't it

[Thatcarguy]

yeah ive had it happen a couple times lol its always funny

[joshylandon]

If it happens to me I would just tell them straight away, there is no need to hide. Telling her to measure it sounds like a great idea if she is my friend lol

[bob97]

I feel like if she doesn't know you well, then she's just messing with you. That's what it would be at my school. You'd say something and she'd make fun of you with her friends. I hope that's not true for you though

[DylanAwesome]

lol I would've said "wanna measure it?" too. :D

Yeah that's what I would say

[hockeyfan]

No girl has asked me that before. And I like ur bros response.

[pjones]

have never been asked

[mrpieface2]

Hasn't happened to me. I would've been shocked if a girl just asked me that question out of the blue.

[Emmaaa]

We girls don't really care anyway how big it is so for worry x

[Catholic Guy]

People have asked but they've been my friends

[canonjourno]

I'm not trying to burst out in tears laughing...this is hilarious!! And your brother's response would've been EVEN BETTER ;) [Having said that, it's never happened to me and I don't want it to happen to me :/ ]

[tyd922]

Hahaha, your brother's suggestion seems like a good one, but she could get offended, though it's kinda dumb to ask something like that to a guy out of the blue...

Anyway, you answered fine and you have nothing to worry about. Some girls have already asked it to me and I just told them the same, it's not a big deal.



Hey she wanted to know and she asked hahaha

[Zanman11]

I wouldn't exactly tell a girl I don't know to measure it so your answer was fine, if it's your crush, then use your brothers answer

[Kapowzer]

girls i know don't really care. or that's what they tell boys. :rolleyes:

[Brenda1997]

I think your brother's answer id way better :p
However you were probably a bit overwhelmed by the question, so it's hard to come up with a witty response quickly :p

[Bull]

I think your brother's answer id way better :p
However you were probably a bit overwhelmed by the question, so it's hard to come up with a witty response quickly :p

I sure was. More like in shock!