View Full Version : The Complete Penis Chart for your amusement
henry5331
May 16th, 2014, 10:11 AM
This is the complete version of the chart.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_6tQo-CYAAtP10.jpg
So what are you bringing to the party? :P
henry5331
May 16th, 2014, 10:14 AM
a 4
b 1
c 1
d 2
e 2
f 3
g 1
h 5 hard/2 soft
i 3 hard/2 soft
j 3 hard/6 soft
:cool:
Hudor
May 16th, 2014, 10:14 AM
Did you draw it?
a.4
b.2
c.1
d.2
e.1
f.3
g.2
h.4
i.1
j.3
Jefflikespie
May 16th, 2014, 10:24 AM
a 3
b 1
c 1
d 1
e 1
f 3
g 1
h 1
i 1
j 3
Swagging god
May 16th, 2014, 10:59 AM
A. 5
b. 3
c. 2
d. 2
e. 2
f. 3
g. 1
h. 5
i. 2
j. 4
backjruton
May 16th, 2014, 11:10 AM
A. 2
B. 1
C. 2
D. 2 (I just shaved that...)
E. 1
F. 2
G. 7
H. 4
I. idk
J. I think 3 if that's supposed to be when stood up
I've seen this on here already before somewhere but that post seems to be long gone I think...
Professor Moopicorn
May 16th, 2014, 11:13 AM
A. 2
B. 1
C. 1
D. 2
E. 2
F. 3
G. 1
J. 2
H. 3
I. Dunno
Canadian Dream
May 16th, 2014, 11:29 AM
A-2
b-1
c-4
d-2
e-3
f-3
g-5
h-4
i-4
j-3
ChivalrousKnave
May 16th, 2014, 03:27 PM
A 2
B 1
C 1
D 3 (before shaving, 1 after I've trimmed it back)
E 2
F 3
G 7
H 4 (6.2")
I 3 (5")
J 3
:D
RavleIncarnate
May 16th, 2014, 04:34 PM
A 3
b 2
c 1
d 3
e 2
f 3
g 3
h 4
i 3
j 3
Your Captain
May 16th, 2014, 06:17 PM
A 3
b 1
c 2
d 1
e 2
f 3
g 3
h 3
i 4
j 3
gevans604
May 16th, 2014, 08:26 PM
A: 3
b: 1
c: 1
d: 2
e: 2
f: 2
g: 1
h: 3
i: 2
j:3
Cartor
May 16th, 2014, 11:13 PM
A-3
b-1
c-4
d-2
e-5
f-2
g-1
h-5
i-3
j-6
Typhlosion
May 16th, 2014, 11:42 PM
A4
b2
c2
d1
e4
f3
g8
h3
i?
J2
TheRedViper
May 17th, 2014, 12:11 AM
a. 3
b. 2
c. 1
d. 2
e. 2
f. 3
g. 1
h. 4
i. 3
j. 3
DylanAwesome
May 17th, 2014, 01:14 AM
A 2
b 1
c 1
d 3
e 1
f 4
g 4
h 2
i 2
j 5
MrIan
May 17th, 2014, 01:25 AM
Mine is
A 3
B 1
C 1
D 2
E 2
F 3
G 1
H 3
I 2
J 3
kpeter
May 17th, 2014, 02:29 AM
A 2
b 2
c 1
d 1
e 1
f 3
g 5
h 3
i 2
j 3
briefsboy
May 17th, 2014, 02:54 AM
a 3
b 3
c 2
d 1
e 1
f 3
g 6
h 4
i 4
j 3
Luis_
May 17th, 2014, 08:00 AM
a 2
b 2
c 1
d 2
e 1
f 2
g 9
h 4
i 4
j 3
vit1co06
May 17th, 2014, 08:01 AM
A 3
b 1
c 1
d 4
e 4
f 2-3
g 1
h 5
i 3
j 3
pjones
May 17th, 2014, 09:24 AM
a 2
b 1
c 1
d 2
e 1
f 3
g 1
h 3
i 1
j 4
mychalo
May 17th, 2014, 10:14 AM
a 3
b 3
c 1
d 1
e 1
f 3
g 8
h 1
i 1
j 2
casperathome
May 17th, 2014, 12:35 PM
a.3
b.1
c.1
d.2
e.1
f.3
g.1
h.3
i.2
j.1
bbwolf26
May 17th, 2014, 01:25 PM
a. 3
b. 2
c. 1
d. 1
e. 1
f. 3
g. 1
h. 1
I. 1
j. 1
henry5331
May 17th, 2014, 04:21 PM
Did you draw it?
Nope. Someone else did. I just borrowed it. :)
TheFSM
May 17th, 2014, 06:22 PM
A:3
b:1
c:1
d:2
e:2
f:3
g:1
h:5
i:5
j:3
NkNk555
May 17th, 2014, 06:33 PM
A - 3
b - 2
c - 1
d - 2
e - 2
f - 3
g - 3
h - 5
i - 3
j - 2
Eddie.37
May 17th, 2014, 06:42 PM
A. 4
B. 1
C. 3
D. 3
E. 4
F. 2
G. 1
H. 4 (6.8")
I. 2/3 (not really sure)
J. 2/3 (somewhere in between)
bob97
May 17th, 2014, 09:36 PM
a 4
b 1
c 1
d 2
e 2
f 3
g 1
h 4
i 2
j 3
Country Cowboy
May 18th, 2014, 04:57 PM
A 3
b 1
c 1
d 3
e 2-3
f 2-3
g 1
h 4
i ?
J 4-5
henry5331
May 19th, 2014, 11:05 AM
j. 1
Mine was straight up too a few years ago. I guess the weight or something keeps it down-ish now.
Stingray
May 19th, 2014, 02:18 PM
a-4
b-1
c-1
d-2
e-5
f-3
g-6
h-3
i-dunno
j-2
PlainOldEvar
May 19th, 2014, 04:27 PM
A-3
b-3
c-4
d-3
e-4
f-3
g-7
h-5
i-3
j-2
mmppfc
May 19th, 2014, 04:37 PM
A 2
b 2
c 1
d 1
e 1
f 2
g 7
h 4
i 2
j 3
Jefflikespie
May 20th, 2014, 09:51 AM
Mine was straight up too a few years ago. I guess the weight or something keeps it down-ish now.
Ha! That made me wonder. Your volume would be about 304 cubic centimeters, the average adult volume would be 143 cubic centimeters. I have no idea what the density of a penis is so I can't calculate the weight but it does sound massive. Mine is only 34 cubic centimeters yet I have the same angle as yours. :confused:
Bull
May 20th, 2014, 10:36 AM
This is the complete version of the chart.
image (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_6tQo-CYAAtP10.jpg)
So what are you bringing to the part? :P
A: 4, B: 1, C: 1, D: 2, E: 1, F: 3, G: 1, H: 4, I: 2, J: 3 erect and 6 soft
henry5331
May 20th, 2014, 02:18 PM
Ha! That made me wonder. Your volume would be about 304 cubic centimeters, the average adult volume would be 143 cubic centimeters. I have no idea what the density of a penis is so I can't calculate the weight but it does sound massive. Mine is only 34 cubic centimeters yet I have the same angle as yours. :confused:
How did you calculate the volume?
Maybe mine just got lazy? :)
german_boy
May 20th, 2014, 02:42 PM
A 4
b 1
c 1
d 1
e 1
f 3
g 1
h 4
i 2
h 4
allan_cris
May 20th, 2014, 08:35 PM
A: 4
B:2
C:1
D:3
E:1
F:3
G:5
H:4 (6.5 inches)
J: idk
Jaseblader
May 20th, 2014, 08:54 PM
a-4
b-2
c-1
d-3
e-3
f-2
g- 7 soft/4 hard
h- 3 hard/ 1 soft
I- 3 hard/ 1 soft
j- 4 hard/ 6 soft
Jefflikespie
May 21st, 2014, 01:41 AM
How did you calculate the volume?
Maybe mine just got lazy? :)
For cylindrical objects volume = Pi * radius^2 * length. But I used a penis comparison website that does the calculations for you. I guess their numbers are smaller because they take in consideration that in most cases a penis isn't a perfect cylinder. :P
christo17
May 21st, 2014, 04:29 AM
A 4
b 2
c 1
d 2
e 4
f 4/5
g 3
h 4/5
i 3
j 4
gui0506
May 21st, 2014, 09:06 AM
A 3
b 1
c 1
d 2
e 2
f 3
g 7
h 5
i 3
j 3
imaguybro
May 21st, 2014, 09:22 AM
When I have a boner:
A - 4
B - 1
C - 1
D - 3
E - 5
F - 3
G - 1
H - 5
I - 9
J - 5
digzchickz
May 21st, 2014, 02:45 PM
A. 3
b. 1
c. 1
d. 2
e. 2
f. 4
g. 2
h. 4
i. 3
j. 4
Hockeyman97
May 22nd, 2014, 12:51 AM
A 2
b 2
c 1
d 3
e 2
f 2
g 6
h 4
i 2
j 2
Kapowzer
May 24th, 2014, 09:27 AM
This is the complete version of the chart.
image (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_6tQo-CYAAtP10.jpg)
So what are you bringing to the party? :P
lol where did you find this chart?
A 2
B 1
C 1
D 1
E 1
F 3
G 1
H 3
I 2
J 1
dball37
May 24th, 2014, 12:16 PM
A. 1
b. 2
c. 4
d. 3
e. 2
f. 2
g. 5
h. 3
i. 3
j. 2
Big O
May 24th, 2014, 07:13 PM
A.2
B.1
C.1
D.3
E.4
F.2 but closer to three
G.1
H.5
I.3
J.4
Lee360TheCoder
May 25th, 2014, 12:34 AM
A: 1
B: 2
C: 2
D: 1
E: A mix of 3 and 4
F: 3
G: 3
H: 5 (Right at 7 inches)
I: 5
J: 4
robbymas23
May 25th, 2014, 01:25 AM
a. 4
b. 1
c. 1
d. 1
e. 1
f. 3
g. 1
h. 3
i. 1
j. 3
joel-d
May 25th, 2014, 05:51 PM
a. 3
b. 1
c. 1
d. 2
e. 1
f. 2
g. 1
h. 4
i. 3
j. 3
I'm really curious to see one that's j 1 or j 2. One of my friends has said that his is like that (if he's really hard it almost touches his stomach even if he's standing up and not touching it), but I've never seen it hard.
matt25
May 26th, 2014, 08:23 AM
A 2
b 1
c 2
d 3
e 2
f 3
g 1
h 3
i 4
j 4
Kyle14
May 26th, 2014, 10:34 AM
A, 2
b, 2
c, 1
d, 1
e, 1
f, 3
g, 3
h, 7
i, 4
j, 4
JTriot09
May 26th, 2014, 11:32 AM
a 4
b 1
c 1
d 2
e 2
f 3
g 1
h 5 hard/2 soft
i 3 hard/2 soft
j 3 hard/6 soft
:cool:
the only thing different about mine is H= 4hard, 2soft
alphazenofi
May 27th, 2014, 11:49 AM
A 3
b 1
c 1
d 3
e 4
f 3
g 7
Jason_Monty
May 27th, 2014, 01:28 PM
A3
b1
c1
d2
e3
f4
g1
h3
i2
j2
Homba7
May 27th, 2014, 03:26 PM
a) 2
b) 1
c)1
d) 3
e) 5
f) between 2 and 3
g) 1
h) 4
i) 2
j) 4
AvMan
May 27th, 2014, 04:19 PM
A = 3
b = 1
c = 1
d = 3
e = 2
f = 3
g = 7
h = 4
i = 4
j = 2 :d
Kapowzer
May 27th, 2014, 09:33 PM
I'm really curious to see one that's j 1 or j 2. One of my friends has said that his is like that (if he's really hard it almost touches his stomach even if he's standing up and not touching it), but I've never seen it hard.
That's pretty much how mine is.
Pittsburgh
May 27th, 2014, 10:02 PM
A 3
b 2
c 1
d 3
e 4
f 3
g 1
h 6
i 3
j 3
eightpointhunter
May 27th, 2014, 10:57 PM
A 4
b 1
c 1
d 1
e 2
f 3
g1
h2
i 2
j 3
Night_Hawk
May 27th, 2014, 11:16 PM
A 3
b 1
c 1
d 3
e 2
f 3
g 1
h 5
i 3
j 3
Aventzger
May 28th, 2014, 09:48 AM
a-2
b-2
c-1
d-2
e-2
f-3
g-8
h-5
i-2
j-5
championer
June 4th, 2014, 08:09 AM
a 2
b 1
c 1
d 2
e 1
f 3
g 5
h 3
i 3
j 4
Coolguy2067
June 4th, 2014, 08:35 PM
A. 2
B.2
C.4
D.2
E.2
F.2
G.1
H.4
I.1
J.4
This was kinda fun ;)
henry5331
June 4th, 2014, 09:03 PM
lol where did you find this chart?
On the internet. I think was on tumblr or twitter.
Kapowzer
June 5th, 2014, 03:58 PM
On the internet. I think was on tumblr or twitter.
oh. someone must have a lot of spare time. :)
Emerson35
June 5th, 2014, 05:09 PM
A:2
b:1
c:1
d:2
e:2
f:3
h:2
i:4
j:4
henry5331
June 6th, 2014, 01:25 PM
oh. someone must have a lot of spare time. :)
I guess so but now we can enjoy the fruits of whoever's labor. :cool:
PythonProject
June 6th, 2014, 01:55 PM
A: 3
B: 2
C: 1
D: 1
E: 4
F: 3
G: 2
H: 7.9" exactly
I: 5.6" exactly
J: 4
Cognizant
June 6th, 2014, 04:22 PM
A: 4
B: 1
C: 4
D: 2
E: 5
F: 3
G: 3
H: 4/5 (7.0 inches)
I: 4
J: 3
pineinchneis
June 6th, 2014, 07:40 PM
A 2
b 2
c 1
d 2
e 2
f 3
g 5
h 4
i 3
j 3
Valentne815
June 8th, 2014, 10:08 AM
A-2
b-2
c-1
d-3
e-4
f-4
g-3
h-5
i-4
j-4
The captain
June 8th, 2014, 02:02 PM
a-2
b-2
c-1
d-3
e-2
f-2
g4
h-6
i-3
j-4
justin101
June 8th, 2014, 11:57 PM
A:4
b:1
c:1
d:3
e:4
f:2
g:1
h:6
i:1
j:4
Omniscient
June 9th, 2014, 12:55 AM
A. 2
b. 2
c. 2
d. 3
e. 4
f. 2
g. 3
h. 6
i. 3
j. 2
:)
mikey1999
June 9th, 2014, 02:07 AM
A. 4
b. 1
c. 1
d. 3
e. 2
f. 2
g. 1
h. 4
i. 1
j. 2
JeJbot
June 9th, 2014, 10:49 AM
A 4
b 1
c 1
d 2
e 2
f 3
g 5
h 4
i 3
j 4
Nacho01
June 14th, 2014, 11:00 PM
A3 b1 c1 d2 e2 f3 g4 h6.5 inches i 5 inches j4
blackpo
June 24th, 2014, 04:14 AM
a 4
b 2
c 4
d 2
e 4
f 2
g 1
h 5
i 4
j 5
:cool:
Billy bob
June 24th, 2014, 04:44 AM
A 3
b 1
c 1
d 2
e 2
f 3
g 7
j 3
Decimus
June 28th, 2014, 01:09 PM
A2
b1
c4
d2
e4
f2
g1
h3
i3
Snydergate
June 28th, 2014, 03:26 PM
a. 3
b. 1
c. 1
d. 2 before shaving, 1 after
e. 2
f. 3
g. 1
h. 4
i. 4
j. 3 hard, 6 soft
gig-guy
June 28th, 2014, 05:02 PM
A- 2
b- 1
c- 1
d- 2
e- 1
f- 4
g- 1
h- 3
i- 3
j- 2
KiyoshisIsland
June 28th, 2014, 05:18 PM
A-2
b-1
c-1
d-3
e-2
f-3
g-4
h-4
i-3
j-1
Infidelitas
June 29th, 2014, 03:39 AM
A 1
b 1
c 2
d 4
e 3
f 2
g 8
h 3
i 4
j 1
scooter 26
June 29th, 2014, 05:21 AM
A:2
b:1
c:1
d:3
e:2
f:3
g:6
h:4
i:2
j:4
Giando
June 29th, 2014, 09:53 AM
a2 b1 c1 d3 e2 f4 g4 j3
Lenght 6"
coolkid1919
July 13th, 2014, 03:34 PM
A. 2
b. 1
c. 1
d. 2
e. 4
f. 3
g. 5
h. 4
i. 2
j. 3
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