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britishboy69
May 7th, 2014, 05:00 PM
So, basically has anyone found a way to quickly get rid of awkward boners you get like for instance in the middle of class, other than the usual ones like "Think of something nasty/gross"?
Thank you!
Andrew2499
May 7th, 2014, 05:03 PM
I don't think there really is anything you can do :/
Thekiid031
May 7th, 2014, 05:28 PM
yeah there isn't much to do. I heard that pressing something cold against it will get you soft almost instantly (but its not something we all have access to). I just cover it unobviously and wait for it to go down
pjones
May 7th, 2014, 05:50 PM
if i try and do math in my head it seems to help
pogobowl_1
May 7th, 2014, 06:02 PM
Just hide it the best you can until your boner goes down
christo17
May 8th, 2014, 05:02 AM
I just put my hands in the pocket of trousers
refrigeratorx
May 8th, 2014, 09:37 AM
apparently flexing your leg muscles or maybe even arm muscles makes your blood need to rush elsewhere and get rid of any hardness... idk if it works. but i've heard it.
earl_hun
May 8th, 2014, 09:41 AM
apparently flexing your leg muscles or maybe even arm muscles makes your blood need to rush elsewhere and get rid of any hardness... idk if it works. but i've heard it.
It doesn't work. Some people say pinching your balls will cause pain and it goes down, but it doesn't work, too. Cold works actually
NeuroTiger
May 8th, 2014, 09:52 AM
if i try and do math in my head it seems to help
Hehe...that might cause you to feel an urge to pee as well. :P
Hudor
May 8th, 2014, 10:09 AM
Once I got a real hard boner at home and fatefully the bell rang and I had to answer it. So I just stuck my dick in my waistband and thought about the assignment I had to complete that day and it went down really fast. The key is to think about something completely apart from your dick or sex or anything such thing and you should also have the dick restricted like by holding it in with the waistband.
HenryF96
May 8th, 2014, 10:32 AM
i stick my hands in my pockets and hold my dick down
TheKingIam
May 8th, 2014, 11:54 AM
Drink plenty of water and keep occupied, i.e for example...what I do is I draw random stuff and it goes away
or think of something else your interested in
mmppfc
May 8th, 2014, 12:11 PM
I just ignore it
RavleIncarnate
May 8th, 2014, 12:30 PM
If you flex some of your larger muscles (like your butt, the gluteus maximus) the blood will need to go somewhere else. That could potentially save you. Or just get something cold and press it against the boner, so try to take an iced water bottle yo school everyday. That's what I do.
Green Arrow
May 8th, 2014, 12:32 PM
Stop thinking about it and try carrying on with whatever you're doing, not bringing attention to it.
britishboy69
May 8th, 2014, 02:02 PM
Thank you everyone for your answers:)
TheKingIam
May 8th, 2014, 02:04 PM
Thank you everyone for your answers:)
no
thank you 69
Zanman11
May 8th, 2014, 03:35 PM
I usually think of something totally unsexual, and put a but (not too much!!) of pressure on it. It doesn't go down instantly though
Jack russell dad
May 8th, 2014, 04:15 PM
I just sit it out.
Chrisscotland
May 8th, 2014, 05:02 PM
I cant do anything other than try and hide it with a book or just stay sitting down or something, and it happens soooo many times a day
Vincent_Dat_Guy
May 10th, 2014, 02:55 AM
i say start adding,subtracting,multiplying,and dividing random numbers to get rid of boners
Steve365
May 11th, 2014, 08:22 PM
yea i have boners at weird times. for me to get rid of it i usually think of something else
riverboy
May 11th, 2014, 09:36 PM
I cant do anything other than try and hide it with a book or just stay sitting down or something, and it happens soooo many times a day
I am like this too.
reiddec2
May 26th, 2014, 08:20 PM
i got one when i was presenting a speech in business class :/
Cats123
May 26th, 2014, 08:24 PM
I get a boner every time I ride the bus to school, I just cover it up with my one arm book bag.
CrazyPerson101
May 26th, 2014, 08:35 PM
Yeah Ive had that happen to me before but I excuse myself and go to bathroom and wind up peeing so noone notices
Cats123
May 26th, 2014, 08:37 PM
Yeah Ive had that happen to me before but I excuse myself and go to bathroom and wind up peeing so noone notices
Wait what, you leave in the middle of a speech?
Big O
May 26th, 2014, 08:43 PM
Wait what, you leave in the middle of a speech?
U read mine and mixed it with the guy above lol
CrazyPerson101
May 26th, 2014, 08:44 PM
Wait what, you leave in the middle of a speech?
Yeah , I say I have to go to the bathroom and then I go. They look at me like I did something wrong and then I say ( in a polite tone ) I'll either pee in the bathroom or I'll pee on the floor." "Your choice". Then I turn around and go to the bathroom.
CrazyPerson101
May 26th, 2014, 08:47 PM
U read mine and mixed it with the guy above lol
Oh actually I was responding to Britishboy ( I forget the rest of his name ) But but when im doing a speech I did ( what I told ya in the other post )
Cats123
May 26th, 2014, 08:49 PM
Wow Okay. If I was in that situation I would rather pretend like I had to vomit rather than pee...
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