Broken leg.

[thatcountrykid]

Well I was at the race track with my family saturday and u was walking down the bleachers and took a wrong step and broke my leg. Instead of going to the hospital i did what any red blooded american would do. I waited another 4 hours watching circle track racing. Then I went to the hostpital.

What's the stupidest injury you have gotten?

[Hollywood]

I was throwing one of those bouncy balls against the side of my house. I moved to left to catch it, rolled my foot and cracked the outer bone. Probably the lamest injury in the history of mankind.

At least I got to keep the x-ray, though.

[Elysium]

I burned my arm once from falling asleep next to my (admittedly shit) laptop while doing homework.

[Croconaw]

I broke my arm playing hide and seek.

[thatcountrykid]

I was throwing one of those bouncy balls against the side of my house. I moved to left to catch it, rolled my foot and cracked the outer bone. Probably the lamest injury in the history of mankind.

At least I got to keep the x-ray, though.

thats how i did it except it was on bleachers

[Thatcarguy]

broke my finger in a fight lol then continued to punch the guy with a broken finger and the went to the hospital a week later and they put a full arm cast on for just my finger then i said i cant live with this cast so i cut it off the same night i got it and just left my finger lol it hurts when i hit someone but i guess ill have to live with it now lol

[ksdnfkfr]

when i was 5/6 i dropped my pants down around my ankles on my way to the toilet, tripped on them of course and did a face plant teeth first onto the bathroom tile floor knocking out 4 front teeth - which thankfully were baby teeth.

[Melodic]

The White Padded Room :arrow: VT General Hospital

Recently, I cut my finger while cooking. And guess how I cut it? On a freaking can.. And since we had no bandaids, I got paper towel and wrapped it around with ducktape.

[Hollywood]

I burned my arm once from falling asleep next to my (admittedly shit) laptop while doing homework.

I did the same thing to my thighs once. Fell asleep with it in my lap and man did that hurt.

[Harley Quinn]

I broke my thumb tripping over a rock on the ground on a scooter when I was like 8. I mean, I have many stupid accidents daily but that one was just ridiculous.

[CosmicNoodle]

I feel asleep on the back of a motorcycle after doing being up for 49 hours and took the skin of my right leg and hand. Thankfully I was the pasanger and we where only going at 15mph.
Still, a fucking stuid thing to do.

[NeuroTiger]

Tripped while running against a mate and fell with my head hitting a sharp rock. Fortunately, I hadn't had a skull fracture...;)

[Calliope]

when I was still in gymnastics I broke my leg doing a flip off the beam. it was actually a pretty awesome way to break a leg, but my reaction was embarrassing. I just sort of sat and cried and couldn't move because it hurt.

[Plane And Simple]

I have never had any serious injury or broken bone, but i've bitten the sides of my mouth (poor explanation I know) countless times, and bitten too hard that i almost broke a teeth

when i was 5/6 i dropped my pants down around my ankles on my way to the toilet, tripped on them of course and did a face plant teeth first onto the bathroom tile floor knocking out 4 front teeth - which thankfully were baby teeth.

That must've have hurt :(

EDIT: Forgot this. 2 days ago I was refilling my stapler and decided it was a good idea to close it while putting my finger where staples come out. I stapled my finger and got one of these metal things as deep as it'll go. It hurt for a bit but I got it out in .1 seconds.

[boarder67]

I broke my leg when I was younger playing hockey

[RavleIncarnate]

You can choose if its a stupid injury or not, but two years ago, my sister (who is very good at what she loves - hockey) was on an Astro field with hi grip tocks and she fell weirdly, twisting her foot then hearing a snap, and just sat there. Two seconds later, she got up-

-to merely just fall down and sit on her arse again. Then the pain hit. She actually cried of pain for the first time in 4 years, then they took her to a doctor who took an examination and said; "Go to this doctor. He's better than me." So she went to him, and he said;"Go to this specialist. She's better than me." So she went to the specialist woman, and, where the other two doctos had taken examinations and samples and whatnot, the specialist finally gave some results.

She took one glance at the knee, which was very, very, very much in pain, and simply said, "You've torn your ligaments, haven't you?" She then proceeded to take MRI scans and the whole thingamobob, and came with the final results:

- All the ligaments in her left knee were torn
- She had broken the left patella (kneecap) cleanly into two pieces
- She had cracked her left femur vertically for 3.5 cm
- She had broken a nail from landing, full force, on her left hand.

As a result, she had to undergo reconstructive surgery on the left knee and couldn't step on it for the next six months. As this all went down in mid-March 2013, her final year, that meant she would not be able to play hockey again until about mid-September, by which there would not be enough time left to get into the first team again. Her sporting dream had essentially ended with what was initially though to be a twisted ankle.

After the surgery, I held her hand in mine, since we have always had a "connection", when she woke up from the anaesthetics and proceeded to scream inaudibly in the agony of the left knee's pain while getting a fit. She proceeded to crush my hand, and after inhecting her with 15mg of morphine, it was discovered that she had, unwittingly, broken my middle finger in three places, and I didn't even notice it until my mother pointed out that my finger was twisted, at which point I started to scream in pain.

That was my stupid injury. A crushed middle finger, obtained by innocently holding my recovering sister's hand.

[AvMan]

Ran into a teammate head first when playing hockey. We kinda rebounded off each other and fell over sprawled out on the astro. Hurt but it was hilarious! :D

[boosterboy1]

I was racing my go-kart and was leading the race. Then the guy behind me span me, flipped me out of the kart and I went head first into the tyre barrier hehe. I wasn't hurt, but still quite funny

[AvMan]

I was racing my go-kart and was leading the race. Then the guy behind me span me, flipped me out of the kart and I went head first into the tyre barrier hehe. I wasn't hurt, but still quite funny

Poor tyres ;) :yes: Jk ;)

[boosterboy1]

Hahahaha thanks AvMan :P

[boosterboy1]

Poor tyres ;) :yes: Jk ;)

Haha thanks AvMan :P

[Emerald Dream]

I know I have said this before, but when I was 11 I literally dove headfirst into a goalpost while trying to get to a ball. I'm told it was quite a sight, complete with a clang...but I was knocked out and woke up in the hospital with a pretty bad concussion.

[Cygnus]

Well, this is pretty stupid, not too much of an injury, but still stupid. Basically I decided to practice an incapacitating move taught in martial arts, and I still wasn't certain about the specific point which one should impact, so I hit myself right under the ear with a "chop" to see if that was it and I passed out.

[Luminous]

The only real injury I've had was breaking my wrist when I was 5 or 6. I was at recess at this half day school thing (total piece of shit school, later got shut down, it's a long story) and I got off the swing and walked by. I forget exactly how it happened but this girl on the next swing bumped into me on purpose. She/the swing hit me really hard. The teachers either thought I was being dramatic or just didn't care, because they didn't call my mom or anything, and when I finally went home I told her what happened and I was still crying, so she brought me to the hospital and, guess what, I wasn't being dramatic! I had actually broken my wrist! I was happy to get a rainbow cast though.

[Vocabulous]

I have dropped a knife on my face, I have touched more pieces of red hot metal than I would like to admit, I have basically ruined the joints in my right leg, I have cut my kunckles open more times than I than I can remember, I have stuck my head in a ceiling fan, stuck my hand in a running vacuum cleaner, I have spilled acid on my hands, and I have lost a fingernail in a fencing match. I've never broken a bone though.

[Kacey]

My friend said he could give me a piggy back ride, which he then did. I fell off and broke my ankle in a way that the doctor had only seen a few times before. (I have also fallen from skating and broke my arm, but that is reasonable)

[xXl0sth0peXx]

I fell up the stairs and sprained my ankle once in middle school LOL

I also sprained it a different time stepping out my front door. Guess I shouldn't leave my house ever lol

[backjruton]

My brother got a paper cut from opening the envelope of his birthday card... :D

And I'm saying it's stupid because of the partial irony :lol::D

[Gamma Male]

I've never brken any bones before, but one time when I was 3/4 years old I stuck a pebble so far up my nose I had to go the hospital to get it out. It's actually one of my earliest memories.

[backjruton]

My parents say I once tipped coffee all over myself.

One time 6 years ago I was running in the school playground then fell, slipped, started crying and went to get help. That left me with multitudes of scabs :P:P

My mum on Sunday tried to show me and my brother the 2 big snakes we have in the compost bin then stepped on a rake and hit herself in the head

and I once slipped down the stairs and fell on the floor at the bottom because I made the mistake of not drying myself from a bath before :lol:

[JustAnotherTeen]

When we were at water polo practise some new kid pretended to drown. So me and my friend dived in to grab the kid and he surfaced and said he was joking so I got out pool and sat down, suddenly everything went black. I woke up in the back of an ambulance still in the leisure centre car park and it turns out when I dived in I had smashed my head on the floor of the pool. The adrenaline I had at the time was the only thing stopping me from passing out under water.

No permanent damage but out of anger I floored the kid that pretended to drown and got suspended for 2 weeks. He quit water polo after that as well.

[Body odah Man]

Well I was at the race track with my family saturday and u was walking down the bleachers and took a wrong step and broke my leg. Instead of going to the hospital i did what any red blooded american would do. I waited another 4 hours watching circle track racing. Then I went to the hostpital.

What's the stupidest injury you have gotten?

Redblooded Americans! *head shake*

My most stupid injury? spraining my wrist while fighting against my mom when she was trying to make me take a bath

[thatcountrykid]

Redblooded Americans! *head shake*

My most stupid injury? spraining my wrist while fighting against my mom when she was trying to make me take a bath

Lol and I'm going back to the races today.

[JamesSuperBoy]

I broke my collar bone when I was 7 - rough and tumble with my Dad and brothers.

[Body odah Man]

Lol and I'm going back to the races today.

Ur either fuckin OP or an idiot. Maybe even both

[thatcountrykid]

Ur either fuckin OP or an idiot. Maybe even both

It's what any god fearing, country lovin american would do.

[mrpieface2]

Well, I was riding my bike with my friend and I was stupid and told him I could ride with my eyes closed...Well.. Let's just say that I CAN'T ride with my eyes closed. I fell and broke my left ankle. It hurt D: