Most Embarassed EVER

[Curious.kid]

I don't know what to do because I don't want to go to school tomorrow. :(

Today was the most embarrassing day ever! I had to give a presentation today about fossils in front of the whole class. When I was called up I felt I was getting a boner so I grabbed my green folder and tried to hide it when I stood up. But my teacher saw it and said "no notes Nick", so I asked I can go later and she said that it was my turn, so I had to go to the front of the class with a boner :eek:. I could feel it sticking out pretty good because I could feel my shorts were tight and what made it worse was that I felt the soreness of my cut still rubbing when I walked. Somebody started laughing and then pretty much the whole class started laughing at me! And a boy I really hate yelled out that I had a boner and "Nick's happy and wants to make babies". I was so embarassed and I felt my face was hot and red and I tried to push down my penis but it wouldnt stay down and I started to tear, but I didn't cry. I didn't want them to know I masturbate. My teacher told the class to stop laughing and listen to the presentation but that made me feel even more nervous. It was worse then when my parents caught me masturbating and when my mom found a condom I used. I really don't want to go back to school because their just going to make more fun of me. Now I'm just going to be a joke and laughed at because they kept laughing and talking about it the rest of the day. :( what should I do? Did you ever get one in front of the whole class? Now I can't sleep.

[awesomeness14]

Well those kids are not very smart. Because im sure that all those boys that laughed at u had a random boner at some point so they shouldnt be laughing. Just ignore them for right now.

[Zzz--]

Hey don't let them bring you down. Just because you got a boner in class doesn't mean your gay or anything so you shouldn't care what they think. I get random boners all the time so who cares we all get them?!

[Cloud_Strife]

Granted, nobody wants to walk up in front of class with an erection, but don't worry about it mate. It's a natural thing that happens. Recognising this in itself makes it easier.

If your classmates cannot acknowledge this, or choose to make fun of you, this in itself shows their limited amount of maturity.

You'll probably find that if you are reactive to any comments that others make, it will probably generate more undesired attention than if you did not. It starts with you first, so if you are mature about it, then it will likely instil that in others too. After all, what has happened has happened and you can't change the fact that it happened. But you can help steer the course to where this goes - best to face it in a grown up manner, than not, right?

Hope that helps.

[wubpaul]

bro dont worry about it. they are probly pointing it out because they are jealous thaat you are maturing faster than them but just ignore them dude. i hope it works out for yea

[ksdnfkfr]

It's probably going to suck for a few days, but I seriously doubt it will be an issue next week. Just try to play it as cool as you can.

[NeuroTiger]

"Every dog has its day", they say. ;)
It might have been you that day...it can happen to anybody.

Do you know how to tactfully change a conversation?

[Frost_Bite]

I think it's strange that you're thirteen and you have used a condom.

[Abcdefg123]

Hey man just relax. It happens to all guys, and if any guys in your class where laughing it's going to happen to them someday.

Also like some of the others said. Play it cool man. Don't let the people get you down. Also maybe if a dude starts making fun of you, be like why where you staring or something like that. Think of a quick come back. Just stay strong man and don't let them get to you or bring you down

[Dalcourt]

aw, that's really unlucky bro...but as the others said it could happen to anyone, so it's mean to laugh at you...they will probably laugh for a couple of days, just stay cool and ignore them...the whole thing will be forgotten, soon I'm sure so don't worry...it happened to some guy here, too, the whole cafeteria talked about it for two days but after that it was all forgotten, so yeah you'll make it through this :)

[Ricky.h]

I rock boners all the time in school and mind you I freeball

Listen this is what separates maturity an erection is a sign of development, arousal, and of course maturity which is like development Lol
When you go back just own it and mock them saying you're jealous because my dick is maturing or getting bigger or whatever be proud of your dick and sex it's all normal

[Plasma]

Maybe this will get you somewhere with the ladies!

[Swagging god]

Granted, nobody wants to walk up in front of class with an erection, but don't worry about it mate. It's a natural thing that happens. Recognising this in itself makes it easier.

If your classmates cannot acknowledge this, or choose to make fun of you, this in itself shows their limited amount of maturity.

You'll probably find that if you are reactive to any comments that others make, it will probably generate more undesired attention than if you did not. It starts with you first, so if you are mature about it, then it will likely instil that in others too. After all, what has happened has happened and you can't change the fact that it happened. But you can help steer the course to where this goes - best to face it in a grown up manner, than not, right?

Hope that helps.

Exactly, every guy gets them, sometimes for no reason. This is even more comon with guys going through puberty. I know it can be/is embarassing but their immaturity and lack of empathy is not something you should be down about.

[Straya]

thats just bad timing on your bodys part haha but seriously any guy going through purbert is gonna get random boners so i wouldnt worry about it and give it some time and theyll all forget about it espicialy if you act like there comments dont bother you

[GoWA_Vet]

it will pass

[backjruton]

You'll get used to it...

Trust me, I know :D

:lol:

Luckily I don't have to get up much but I could feel one coming on at least 20 different occasions in college today. It was quite interesting... :rolleyes:

Just lie to someone that it was over them. Not the best advice but that's what I would do

(Yesterday I walked into the classroom after spending time on the computer. I should have remembered about me getting them a lot, it doesn't help that I was wearing white jogging bottoms :) Getting through the door a girl looked me, pointed and laughed because I guess it looked bigger than normal... I'm trying to think if tighter boxerbriefs make it look bigger or smaller)

[JamesSuperBoy]

I don't know what to do because I don't want to go to school tomorrow. :(

Today was the most embarrassing day ever! I had to give a presentation today about fossils in front of the whole class. When I was called up I felt I was getting a boner so I grabbed my green folder and tried to hide it when I stood up. But my teacher saw it and said "no notes Nick", so I asked I can go later and she said that it was my turn, so I had to go to the front of the class with a boner :eek:. I could feel it sticking out pretty good because I could feel my shorts were tight and what made it worse was that I felt the soreness of my cut still rubbing when I walked. Somebody started laughing and then pretty much the whole class started laughing at me! And a boy I really hate yelled out that I had a boner and "Nick's happy and wants to make babies". I was so embarassed and I felt my face was hot and red and I tried to push down my penis but it wouldnt stay down and I started to tear, but I didn't cry. I didn't want them to know I masturbate. My teacher told the class to stop laughing and listen to the presentation but that made me feel even more nervous. It was worse then when my parents caught me masturbating and when my mom found a condom I used. I really don't want to go back to school because their just going to make more fun of me. Now I'm just going to be a joke and laughed at because they kept laughing and talking about it the rest of the day. :( what should I do? Did you ever get one in front of the whole class? Now I can't sleep.

Each day is a new day dude - so yeah there will be something else to talk laugh about whatevers.

[Celtics]

Sorry first of all that would have to suck, but every guy has gotten one in school and 90% + masturbate at your age anyways. Just wait for the next big thing and it will be the past.

[Bmble_B]

I don't know what to do because I don't want to go to school tomorrow. :(

Today was the most embarrassing day ever! I had to give a presentation today about fossils in front of the whole class. When I was called up I felt I was getting a boner so I grabbed my green folder and tried to hide it when I stood up. But my teacher saw it and said "no notes Nick", so I asked I can go later and she said that it was my turn, so I had to go to the front of the class with a boner :eek:. I could feel it sticking out pretty good because I could feel my shorts were tight and what made it worse was that I felt the soreness of my cut still rubbing when I walked. Somebody started laughing and then pretty much the whole class started laughing at me! And a boy I really hate yelled out that I had a boner and "Nick's happy and wants to make babies". I was so embarassed and I felt my face was hot and red and I tried to push down my penis but it wouldnt stay down and I started to tear, but I didn't cry. I didn't want them to know I masturbate. My teacher told the class to stop laughing and listen to the presentation but that made me feel even more nervous. It was worse then when my parents caught me masturbating and when my mom found a condom I used. I really don't want to go back to school because their just going to make more fun of me. Now I'm just going to be a joke and laughed at because they kept laughing and talking about it the rest of the day. :( what should I do? Did you ever get one in front of the whole class? Now I can't sleep.

Sorry to hear that man, And they shouldn't even be laughing tbh, it's not like they dont get any erections. And I bet you all the boys there masturbate to! :O So try not to let it get to you, I know what you're probably thinking (easier said than done) but if you show everyone that you don't care, eventually they'll get bored and let the whole thing blow over! And if you feel like talking to anyone, Im your guy ^^

[justarandomteen]

Don't let them bring you down, and remember that they all are probably going through the same thing! They are just laughing to fit in! Ignore them when they tease you, don't even show a reaction. After a few days, it'll just blow over, and everyone will forget about it! It's fine, and don't let it bother you! Oh, and they all probably masturbate also, so don't worry about that. Good luck!

[pjones]

i'll bet in a couple of days nobody says anything, except maybe one of the jerks. every school has them. if you have a little confidence, if someone does say anything just smile at them and say thanks for checking me out, hope you liked what you saw.

[The Trendy Wolf]

I don't know what to do because I don't want to go to school tomorrow. :(

Today was the most embarrassing day ever! I had to give a presentation today about fossils in front of the whole class. When I was called up I felt I was getting a boner so I grabbed my green folder and tried to hide it when I stood up. But my teacher saw it and said "no notes Nick", so I asked I can go later and she said that it was my turn, so I had to go to the front of the class with a boner :eek:. I could feel it sticking out pretty good because I could feel my shorts were tight and what made it worse was that I felt the soreness of my cut still rubbing when I walked. Somebody started laughing and then pretty much the whole class started laughing at me! And a boy I really hate yelled out that I had a boner and "Nick's happy and wants to make babies". I was so embarassed and I felt my face was hot and red and I tried to push down my penis but it wouldnt stay down and I started to tear, but I didn't cry. I didn't want them to know I masturbate. My teacher told the class to stop laughing and listen to the presentation but that made me feel even more nervous. It was worse then when my parents caught me masturbating and when my mom found a condom I used. I really don't want to go back to school because their just going to make more fun of me. Now I'm just going to be a joke and laughed at because they kept laughing and talking about it the rest of the day. :( what should I do? Did you ever get one in front of the whole class? Now I can't sleep.
Erections are part of every guy's life, and if kids want to make fun of someone going through puberty, and facing uncontrollable hormones, then they shouldn't be so insensitive, because the same thing happens to them every day, just not at the wrong times.

Just accept it, things like this happen, so just let it go. And if someone ever decides to make fun of you, keep telling yourself that it's only natural, and the people who tease you are only being insensitive and ignorant. Nothing is your fault in this situation, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about, it was just bad timing. Don't sweat it. :D

[DarkOmega]

reply..at least I can get a boner.. :) jk
its cool .. shit happens . it happens to everybody .. and they should know how it feels since they r guys, .. just be like , I hat to put the poster on a stand , but I forgot it at home ..

[beenthere]

I know it was super embarrasing, but any of those guys there has already experienced the same thing, maybe not everyone saw it, but it happend to them too. Sometimes you just have to be able to laugh at yourself, it's embarrassing, but alsso a little funny to have a tent pol in the front of the class, Of course not funny for you at the time. But if you can laugh at yourself a little and be like "come on like everyone of you guys never get a boner in class" Don't let yourself be to sensitive about it. Most guys are just like you; looking for a reason to talk about sex, so you gave them something interesting to talk about for a few days. Believe it or not by now you already have a few new people that want to be your friend at school because they are experiencing the same things as you are.

[MechaSniper]

same thing happened to me awhile back. At the time when I was called up I diddn't have a boner but I wasn't soft. I diddn't notice until people started laughing. I just let it blow over and people started to forget. And that is another reason I dont wear silk shorts.

[Luke91]

It is just part of being a healthy boy. Don't let get you down. Now you can tell who your true friends are. They will let it die down quickly.

[Brown13]

I don't know what to do because I don't want to go to school tomorrow. :(

Today was the most embarrassing day ever! I had to give a presentation today about fossils in front of the whole class. When I was called up I felt I was getting a boner so I grabbed my green folder and tried to hide it when I stood up. But my teacher saw it and said "no notes Nick", so I asked I can go later and she said that it was my turn, so I had to go to the front of the class with a boner :eek:. I could feel it sticking out pretty good because I could feel my shorts were tight and what made it worse was that I felt the soreness of my cut still rubbing when I walked. Somebody started laughing and then pretty much the whole class started laughing at me! And a boy I really hate yelled out that I had a boner and "Nick's happy and wants to make babies". I was so embarassed and I felt my face was hot and red and I tried to push down my penis but it wouldnt stay down and I started to tear, but I didn't cry. I didn't want them to know I masturbate. My teacher told the class to stop laughing and listen to the presentation but that made me feel even more nervous. It was worse then when my parents caught me masturbating and when my mom found a condom I used. I really don't want to go back to school because their just going to make more fun of me. Now I'm just going to be a joke and laughed at because they kept laughing and talking about it the rest of the day. :( what should I do? Did you ever get one in front of the whole class? Now I can't sleep.

Bro im so sorry this happened to you. The best thing i can say to this is ignore them best you can because if they laugh and make fun of you then they aren't worth your time and attention. Like all things it will blow over and everyone will stop talking about it. I wish you the best :3

[Curious.kid]

I think it's strange that you're thirteen and you have used a condom.

The only reason I had one was because my friend's older brother gave one each to us. So I got it for free so I wanted to see what it felt like to masturbate with it. I didn't have real sex yet.

[PinkFloyd]

Trust me, man. People will drop it. Tomorrow, (2 days after it happened) no one will say anything. If they do, just call them out on being weird for remembering something of that nature. Hell, accuse them of wanting you. They won't have a comeback.

[FaitoDayo]

Hey~ I just turned 13, and guess what? I get boners probably every 5 minutes, maybe less. I'm basically always half-hard, and I can admit that. So, I just wear really baggy clothes. It's nothing to be ashamed about~ PM me if you're bored, 'cause I am...

[Collins1]

First of all: not going to school is not going to make anything better.
Second: they'll all forget about it soon enough. They are all going through the same thing

[askingalex12]

Hey~ I just turned 13, and guess what? I get boners probably every 5 minutes, maybe less. I'm basically always half-hard, and I can admit that. So, I just wear really baggy clothes. It's nothing to be ashamed about~ PM me if you're bored, 'cause I am...

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[FaitoDayo]

That's fine... LOL... I'll just post somewhere they can see. I can see PMs, just can't reply. I know that.

[bob97]

They'll get over it in a couple weeks. Just go with it and accept it. It was sort of funny. Next time just stick it in your waistband. Nobody can tell. Same thing happened to me in 6th grade. 5 years later and nobody remembers. Good luck

[Giando]

C'mon, everything will be okay in the end, if it's not okay, it's not the end! ;)

[JustAnotherTeen]

Kids can be cruel. To be completely honest with you, I know for a fact if some other kid in that class walked up to the front with a boner, you would laugh too. However, this is one of those things that will blow over in a few days so don't worry.

[Blank999]

don't worry about it it will all blow over and besides that means your growing ahed of your class and almost every kid masturbates. and as for you parents catching you I thnk parents know almost all kids jerk off I mean im picked by my family lol

[itsthat0n3kid]

dont worry about it, kids are always going to be mean, but lets be real? that could happen to anyone. Dont beat yourself up. Itll blow over soon and no one will care, and im sure they all masturbate too, they just dont want to admit it. Just make it seem like their jokes dont bother you, laugh it off, and itll go away. Dont worry bud. Shit happens.

[askingalex12]

Kids still laughing at you CuriousKid?

[Baseball1999]

Hey bud, everyone has embarrassing moments, you'll get through it :) Don't listen to what they have to say. The school year is almost over(At least over here)and they will forget about it. Everything will be fine.

[mmppfc]

It happens to everyone matey. They will all forget about it in a day or two so no worries

[kaydencorey]

Been there many times :P I wear 2 pairs of underwear sometimes, tight ones, to try and keep things a bit under control, but its not very uncomfortable, however, it can work, unless I'm very very horny, then not much stops it showing even a little :whoops:

[Jason_Monty]

Sorry to say this but school is all about having that one moment that no one will forget. Plus if you don't go to school they'll know you skipped school just because of your boner. Don't feed the beasts bud:)

[CrazyPerson101]

I don't know what to do because I don't want to go to school tomorrow. :(

Today was the most embarrassing day ever! I had to give a presentation today about fossils in front of the whole class. When I was called up I felt I was getting a boner so I grabbed my green folder and tried to hide it when I stood up. But my teacher saw it and said "no notes Nick", so I asked I can go later and she said that it was my turn, so I had to go to the front of the class with a boner :eek:. I could feel it sticking out pretty good because I could feel my shorts were tight and what made it worse was that I felt the soreness of my cut still rubbing when I walked. Somebody started laughing and then pretty much the whole class started laughing at me! And a boy I really hate yelled out that I had a boner and "Nick's happy and wants to make babies". I was so embarassed and I felt my face was hot and red and I tried to push down my penis but it wouldnt stay down and I started to tear, but I didn't cry. I didn't want them to know I masturbate. My teacher told the class to stop laughing and listen to the presentation but that made me feel even more nervous. It was worse then when my parents caught me masturbating and when my mom found a condom I used. I really don't want to go back to school because their just going to make more fun of me. Now I'm just going to be a joke and laughed at because they kept laughing and talking about it the rest of the day. :( what should I do? Did you ever get one in front of the whole class? Now I can't sleep.



Well I can't really say much but I can say : Don't worry about them , You can say " Yeah I got a boner , all guys get them " Im a lilte glad ya'll saw it cause I got a big one , I bet you guys are TINY " Kinda thing Thats what I would do

[reiddec2]

Oh no, that is pretty embarrassing! :/

[LunarScorpio]

Bad luck man-They may move on, or just ignore them if they bring it up

[Soxman97]

I'm sorry that happens that sucks

[plebble]

What I would do is if they were to mention it, I'd say "Ah yes, I had an erection in front of the class" and seem proud, that way they'd stop harassing me because they realise their words don't hurt.

I'm not saying you should do that, I have no idea what people are like round your area, might not work

[esparza.warren]

Just ignore people that make fun of you and if they keep doing it and it bothers you, don't react but maybe go to your school counselor. If you make no bother of it, they'll stop.

[jmw99]

its normal! erections can happen anywhere even if you arent in the mood

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Honestly, middle schoolers have the attention span of a goldfish, give it a few days and they'll be completely over it.

I was talking to a friend once, and I got one of those huge, random ones. The worst part was that I had just used the bathroom and forgotten to zip my fly, so my...thing bulged through my tighty whiteys and stuck out of my open fly and my friend saw it. She laughed for a little while and then never mentioned it again.

[Stripling]

I don't know what to do because I don't want to go to school tomorrow. :(

Today was the most embarrassing day ever! I had to give a presentation today about fossils in front of the whole class. When I was called up I felt I was getting a boner so I grabbed my green folder and tried to hide it when I stood up. But my teacher saw it and said "no notes Nick", so I asked I can go later and she said that it was my turn, so I had to go to the front of the class with a boner :eek:. I could feel it sticking out pretty good because I could feel my shorts were tight and what made it worse was that I felt the soreness of my cut still rubbing when I walked. Somebody started laughing and then pretty much the whole class started laughing at me! And a boy I really hate yelled out that I had a boner and "Nick's happy and wants to make babies". I was so embarassed and I felt my face was hot and red and I tried to push down my penis but it wouldnt stay down and I started to tear, but I didn't cry. I didn't want them to know I masturbate. My teacher told the class to stop laughing and listen to the presentation but that made me feel even more nervous. It was worse then when my parents caught me masturbating and when my mom found a condom I used. I really don't want to go back to school because their just going to make more fun of me. Now I'm just going to be a joke and laughed at because they kept laughing and talking about it the rest of the day. :( what should I do? Did you ever get one in front of the whole class? Now I can't sleep.

Hey, I know I wouldn't take that easy myself but I am at an all boys school (maybe you are) and it's just what they do, it's not even that they're making fun of you particularly, they just love an excuse to talk about penises (I mean rly, they're so obsessed with them they're all over the walls and desks). They just like a joke. It might help to think that a lot of them were probably tunred on by it, and a lot of them get the same all the time too.

[MyPlague2014]

Just ignore then or laugh and make jokes with them might make them lose interest if they know it doesnt bother you

[Ttssman]

Have they gotten over it yet?

[AlisterPSG]

Dude you sound the most mature out of your class so you shouldent even be ashamed of masterbating and that teacher sounds awful not even sticking up for you you should just go to your year head if the class keeps on bothering you

[HUSTLEMAN]

1. That teacher of yours is a prick for making you continue with your presentation after the entire class laughed at you.

2. I agree with everyone in that you just need to keep moving forward b/c everyone is going to get them and sometimes you're going to get them at the worst possible moment but that's just life. If it happens again turn the situation into something positively funny.

[allan_cris]

hey, dont worry about it. everyone will forget about this. haha and this will be something you will laugh about when you got to high school... i have seen guys with boners walking around like nothing is happening. they are just immature kids so go back with your head held high!

[AndrewWiggins]

Don't worry about it

[ryne113]

Don't let it get to you!

[bigp0599]

I get random ones all the time but never been "caught" in school. But in gym changing I had a Bonner and that was the worse

[hipster101]

They're (no pun intended) dicks...like it happens to everyone...