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Deiform
April 13th, 2014, 07:43 AM
Its from a while ago, but I just wanted to share this holy piece of crap
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/nigerian-student-gay-marriage_n_3934518.html

Living For Love
April 13th, 2014, 07:48 AM
"Amalaha hopes to win a Nobel Prize someday for his work."

What the bloody hell!? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life!

ksdnfkfr
April 13th, 2014, 08:04 AM
Oh well there you go, can't argue with science :roll:

Deiform
April 13th, 2014, 08:28 AM
last I checked, I am not a magnet. Ants dont get married, so that means we should not either. That makkes a lot of sense... oh wait, no it doesnt.

Hollywood
April 13th, 2014, 08:59 AM
Ahahahahaha.

Ha.

Gamma Male
April 13th, 2014, 09:03 AM
Reminds me of a scene from Sunny in Philly where Mac disproved gay marriage by shoving two plugins together and screaming "THIS CANNOT MAKE BABIES!!!"

Ethe14
April 13th, 2014, 10:11 AM
Wow, that is really stupid and one of the most ridiculous thing I have seen. But seriously "maybe even a Nobel prize"? I learned that when I was in second grade. That means I should be a contender.

Twilly F. Sniper
April 13th, 2014, 12:14 PM
Ridiculous. Any one could have done this experiment. It proved NOTHING!

Typho
April 13th, 2014, 03:25 PM
Yup a looser, you should love wo you love

Karkat
April 13th, 2014, 03:36 PM
Arguably that could also mean:

-Marriage that isn't interracial is wrong
-Marriage that isn't interfaith is wrong
-Marriage that isn't completely the opposite in some way is wrong

-Same sex friendships are wrong
-Blah blah blah

They're fucking magnets. No, wait, they're not even that. Just magnets. :P

A magnet has no idea what a penis is, nonetheless what it should be used for. Likewise with vaginas.

sqishy
April 13th, 2014, 04:43 PM
Well, it's a first.

KidKing
April 13th, 2014, 05:07 PM
Places not to go: Nigeria

Stronk Serb
April 13th, 2014, 05:23 PM
Soooo magnets can reproduce and are intelligent like humans? I am missing the point. Gays can still enjoy same rights like straight people. Gay marriage is not a privilege, it should be a right. A privilege should be gay couples not paying taxes. Like the religious organisations who oppose gay marriage do.

TheBigUnit
April 13th, 2014, 08:54 PM
Oh well there you go, can't argue with science :roll:

Hahaha that^^

Don't tell me the university where he is a "postgraduate" in is funding this

Gamma Male
April 13th, 2014, 10:10 PM
Hahaha that^^

Don't tell me the university where he is a "postgraduate" in is funding this

Oh my fucking god. Like my faith in the education system isn't already diminishing! D:

Karkat
April 14th, 2014, 01:24 AM
Oh my fucking god. Like my faith in the education system isn't already diminishing! D:

Exactly D:

Mob Boss
April 14th, 2014, 03:35 AM
Oh my god, love is love is love is love is probably love again.

Magnets can't fall in love. Alabamian disproves Nigerian's Theory. Come at me, Nigeria!

Bolwing
April 14th, 2014, 03:41 AM
[Insert Insane Clown Posse reference here]

This shit is ridiculous.

Gotta admit, though - that "sciencist" guy IS a snappy dresser.

Camazotz
April 14th, 2014, 07:02 PM
The only scientist I trust is Bill Nye the Science Guy. No thanks Mr. Amahala.

xChrisVx
April 15th, 2014, 12:25 PM
I do have to wonder which lucky bag they pull these people out of...

NeuroTiger
April 15th, 2014, 12:41 PM
He has so much time! Pffft...

Luminous
April 15th, 2014, 01:10 PM
This is bullshit. He proved nothing. Following that logic, ANYTHING that is not opposite is wrong.

Sir Suomi
April 23rd, 2014, 08:51 PM
"So Frank who give the Nobel Peace Prize to this year?"
"Well I originally going to elect that guy who found the cure for cancer, but let's give it to that guy who used magnets to disprove gay marriage."
"Great idea Frank!"

But seriously, this is bullshit. How anyone could relate magnets to human relationships is beyond me.

Body odah Man
April 24th, 2014, 01:25 PM
What a world do we live in