People of my School

[PinkFloyd]

My school at first glance, is one of the nicest you'll see. It looks like a mall and was built in late 2003, roughly 11 years ago.

Anyways, Remembering back, there have been quite a few blemishes on my school. For your entertainment and I guess awareness? Yeah awareness, I'll be listing all the fuckery that has gone down in my school system since I was a 6th grader.

- grade 6-8 Industrial Tech Teacher caught on cell phone camera looking down a girls shirt ---- suspended for 6 months

- 5 fake bomb threats in the past 4 years

- Paraprofessional teacher fired from their job for having sex with an 18 year old student. How were they caught? THEY BRAGGED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER.

- one student pulled a knife on another student because he took his corn bread

- a student was expelled for bringing a 9mm hand gun to school

- Just last year, a physical education teacher was caught growing 47 Marijuana plants in her house.

So yeah, what interesting type of stuff has happened in your school?

[Croconaw]

Our school had a bomb threat on 9/11.

[conniption]

-Girl was stabbed and murdered 20ish years ago
-Kids are always getting caught with weed
-A lot of fights

That's pretty much it

[PinkFloyd]

Our school had a bomb threat on 9/11.

Well damn that's not good. We had a fire drill on 9/11/11.

[Melodic]

The biggest thing that happen in my school district when I went there.

13 fights happened in the lunch room all at once. Police had to come with pepper spray. Sadly this was my lunch period and I was lucky enough to be outside. I had to suffer through too many flipping school assemblies. Our principals were even nice enough to read us off hate comments and blame all of us for it. It was such a great thing to do to a bunch of insecure, attention-craving high school students.

[Mushin]

Your school sounds really nice in comparison to the school I went to a few years ago. It was built in the early 60's, ± 5 years. We had bomb threats all the time, maybe around 10 a year. There were fights every day and people were always getting caught for smoking in the bathroom.

We had one student who was tripping out on bath salts run down the hallway, puking and screaming and doing all of the things typical with bath salt usage. He ended up having to get restrained by two of the school cops and about three other teachers. The gym teacher was also fired for jacking off to the girls changing in their locker room (there was a window from his office, don't ask me why I have no idea).

Needless to say, I hated attending that school.

[ksdnfkfr]

Weapons brought and drug busts.

[Ethe14]

A full Lockdown because a fucking bear was wandering around a elementary school near us.

Fake bomb at a nearby shopping center made us go into lockout for 3 hours which meant no outside time.

Mouse chewed on a wire causing the fire alarm to go off and the sprinkler system to turn on in all of the Science rooms which then half way flooded. We then marched outside when it was -5 out while snowing until the firemen came and searched the school and found the mouse.

Kid was caught dealing weed and was then suspended and did it again and got expelled.

That's about it I can think of right now.

[Cognizant]

- Paraprofessional teacher fired from their job for having sex with an 18 year old student. How were they caught? THEY BRAGGED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER.


aaaand the darwin award goes to.... :P
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My school hasn't had anything overly dramatic like your school:

We've had a precautionary lockdown due to a mentally ill person with a weapon on a rampage (we're right next to a VA hospital and he was found like 20 miles away in San Jose)

There was another code red when a kid had a paintball gun in the back of his car. Someone freaked out, the SWAT team was called in, and shut down the main boulevard for a decent chunk around my school.

And most recently: Word on the street is a campus adviser (security guard) that was very social with the students was found to have nudes of a student or something like that. He got fired, and one of the students involved in it just got expelled today.

[Gamma Male]

-Kid hits another kid, teacher tells the kid who got hit to stand up for himself and hit back.
-Teacher is looking up "condensation" on smartboard, but has only typed "cond" and then stopped to do something else, when "condom" pops up on the suggestions and kids start laughing.
-A sixth grader puts bleach in a science teachers coffee then brags about it. It was on the local news. :D (And before you ask, no, it wasn't me!)
-In 7th grade we're having a sort of preliminary sex ed talk thing with a counselor when he says something along the lines of "Now is the time that you boys should start getting interested in girls....well, hopefully girls! *Everyone laughs* That really fucking pissed me off. Prick.
-I accidentally had a bright orange plastic watergun in my backpack that I forgot to take out before I went to school, and the teacher saw it and freaked out and called the principal. -_-

[PinkFloyd]

aaaand the darwin award goes to.... :P
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My school hasn't had anything overly dramatic like your school:

We've had a precautionary lockdown due to a mentally ill person with a weapon on a rampage (we're right next to a VA hospital and he was found like 20 miles away in San Jose)

There was another code red when a kid had a paintball gun in the back of his car. Someone freaked out, the SWAT team was called in, and shut down the main boulevard for a decent chunk around my school.

And most recently: Word on the street is a campus adviser (security guard) that was very social with the students was found to have nudes of a student or something like that. He got fired, and one of the students involved in it just got expelled today.

They called SWAT for paintball? lol wow

[phuckphace]

-In 7th grade we're having a sort of preliminary sex ed talk thing with a counselor when he says something along the lines of "Now is the time that you boys should start getting interested in girls....well, hopefully girls! *Everyone laughs* That really fucking pissed me off. Prick.

A white cisgendered heteronormative bigoted professor was teaching a class on Phyllis Schafly, known Christian. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept Jesus Christ as your savior and cure your homosexuality through daily prayer, self-flagellation and eating Chic-fil-A every day!"

At this moment, a brave pansexual demiromantic vegan multisouled otherkin who had been free of all animal products and only bought organic products at the local transgender co-op boldy stood and held up a glass of some white liquid. "Hey bigot, can you tell me what this is?"

The professor smirked like a chauvinist pig and smugly replied, "It's clearly milk, you mentally ill faggot. What the fuck does milk have to do with political science?"

"Wrong. It's an all-natural, organic, vegan soy almond kombucha latte. No animals or transpeople were harmed or raped or misgendered in the making of this product."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Holy Bible. He stormed out of the room, crying those patriarchial tears (the same tears that rape apologists cry in defense of men who commit rape). There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Graham Wellington PhD, wished he had been born gay and had a sex change operation, but alas, he had petitioned against them!

The students applauded, checked their white body positive privilege, all diagnosed themselves with gender identity disorder and joined the Gay-Straight Alliance. A transgender eagle otherkin flew into the room and perched atop the LGBT rainbow flag, and shed a tear on the chalk. "It Gets Better" was sung several times, and Harvey Milk himself came back from the dead and legalized gay marriage across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the day. He died alone of the illness called "monogamy" and was buried in an unmarked veterans grave for all eternity.

P.S. eliminate our borders

[NeuroTiger]

-Somebody entered the school illegally and snatched my phone(that was some time back ;) )
-A few months ago, a man came and committed suicide.
[it seems as if everyone can enter in that school! :P ]
-Weeds among students
-The male physical education teacher accused of undressing a boy.
-some casual fights ;)

[PinkFloyd]

-Somebody entered the school illegally and snatched my phone(that was some time back ;) )
-A few months ago, a man came and committed suicide.
[it seems as if everyone can enter in that school! :P ]
-Weeds among students
-The male physical education teacher accused of undressing a boy.
-some casual fights ;)

Okay... so someone walked in your school and committed suicide randomly?

[nothinginhand]

OMG :what::what::what:
5 bomb threat
teacher brags about " victory " on TWITTER
students punch each other , bring gun >>> expel
...
Nothing to say :eek::eek::eek:

[DiamondsGirl]

I've been on the same "network" (idk what's the English for that) of schools since I was in 1st grade. So for example if the school name is "Coolsville", I've attended Coolsville Elementary, Coolsville Junior High and Coolsville Senior High. These are an accumulation of stories during my time in "Coolsville".

gossips (idk fact or lies)
- teacher caught kissing with 17 year old student in student council room
- teacher caught peeking on the girls' change room; immediately moved to different school

facts:
- student cut classmate's arm with razor blade because classmate is blocking student's view
- teacher stole money off school
- mass fight within school area with an expelled kid as the person starting the fight. 5-10 students expelled immediately.
- students doing strike in front of headmaster's office protecting a kid involved in the mass fight who they believed to be innocent. The kid still got expelled.
- basketball teacher calling students names. Students then hired their own trainer!
- a heartless prankster phoned a parent whose only child goes to my school. The caller said the child fell from the second floor and is now being treated at local hospital due to head injury. The parent was so shocked she got a heart attack and unfortunately passed on.
- tons and tons of stolen cell phones and laptops =\ our security guards still haven't managed to catch the thief even when some people already know what does he look like!
- we had this event going on the school's courtyard. In the morning when some students managing the event showed up they found the venue completely thrashed. Chairs broken, tables kicked and... weirdest of all... every snack placed on display was eaten. Still can't solve that mystery as the courtyard was locked the entire night and surrounded by tall walls.

[NeuroTiger]

Okay... so someone walked in your school and committed suicide randomly?

Yeah...it happened after school hours last year!
I know it's really bizarre but he just hang himself in the yard...

[workingatperfect]

Not too much drama in my school really.

-A football game was cancelled this year or last because a kid from the opposing team threatened to bring a gun. This was right after that outbreak, if you will, of school shootings.

- It's very well known that the teacher who used to teach 10th grade slept with seniors. She was never caught though, and retired a couple years ago.

- When I was in 9th grade, a lighter was found in the hallway so they picked a select group of students, including me and a lot of my friends, and searched our purses, lockers, pockets, etc for paraphernalia. Nothing was found on me, I forget about the others.

- As a senior prank, some guys spray painted "Get some" on the back of the school and over the school logo on the parking lot.

-A few kids have OD'd in the bathrooms over the years. But that something only students knew about.

- An alum got arrested my junior year. He came in to pick up a friend who had an appointment or something and had no family available. The cop that acts as the security guard remembered him and told him to leave. Alumni are allowed on school grounds without reason by the way, since a lot come in to visit teachers or get letter of recommendation. So when Ricky calmly explained why he was there and even told him the office knew about it, the cop told him he didn't care, he had to leave. When Ricky refused, he arrested him for trespassing.

-A football player got expelled because he borrowed someone's sweatpants after gym and he went to take something out of his pocket and some xanax fell out and a teacher saw it.

[backjruton]

I can't remember too many interesting things that went on in school (mainly because hardly anything did happen except for a kid doing too many drugs and ending up in hospital for a few months... but that wasn't in school time)

Most funny things that have happened in college:

Someone once sprayed into a lighter which could have caused a fire and got suspended for 2 weeks

Today: fight between a guy and a girl with a massive broom (I Joined in..)

Recently my best friend randomly walked up to some guy and kicked him in the ass. Then another girl got mad at her, my friend said something and then the girl rubbed a paintbrush on her jacket... so my friend wiped it off back on to her, went back to her seat and 2 minutes later the girl came back with a bucket of dirty water and threw it all over her face :D:D I spent 15 minutes laughing and actually got to the point where I couldn't breathe

And some crazy lazy who was trying to do a Sex-ed program came close to bringing her computer in for some reason and showing a large group of us a porn video so we could "see what sex is like" ... although most of us don't need showing :whoops:. Sadly that didn't happen though, I think I and my friend are the reason why it didn't as that whole thing got cancelled down to our laughter and immaturity. :D:D

EDIT (from here):
Also in school - which I forgot - in the dining hall one of my friends once screamed because he lost a lolly and that scream was so loud it could be heard down the end of the corridor which was quite far away and a lot of people heard it outside

There was once conflict with a large group of people because of someone who caused me a lot of trouble in year 8 and most other people in the years after. He posted something on facebook, quite negative, and a lot of people commented on it saying really bad things to him. Everyone who liked the comments (which was including me because I seriously hated him and still do a lot more after that) was given I think half a day in seclusion (which I wasn't because my parents actually complained... apparently they have to do different things when it comes to disabled people :eek: I spent the half a day alone in a room with my favourite teacher instead. Luckily they succeeded with that) and the 2 people who posted the comments were suspended for a week. But everyone complained, especially me as they seemed to have forgotten what he did to me before (which was partly my fault too but I actually trusted him... and I didn't tell them about that part. What I did tell them was about how in the half a year I was friends with him he constantly used me for my stuff, made me fall out with my best friends, told everyone some of the bad things I told him when I thought I could trust him and kept calling me bad things as well as a lot of other things I can't currently think of) and we all had to write statements and give the head teacher evidence because there was quite a lot there. Eventually I think once they were given everything he was suspended for a week or 2, but the rest of us were still punished anyway... This is the main reason I hate the school and will most likely never go back to visit some of my favourite teachers no matter how much I actually miss the teachers I had for geography and history...


I was going to write a lot more too but was just interrupted and forgot a lot of it... Stupid overloads :| ha

[StarStorm]

I can't remember too much of what's happened at my school but here's what I can remember:

The school used to have trees round the back and older students got caught smoking behind them.

One of my ex-friend's bag was searched by the police for drugs. I don't know what happened about that. This particular person gets picked on a lot (she's a big b*tch anyway, nobody likes her) and she tried to kill herself by taking an overdose of drugs.

A girl in my year is 14 and has recently had a baby. A few girls in older years are pregnant as well. One of my current friends has been pregnant twice but has aborted both babies.

Fights are common. I remember just casually sitting the library with my friend playing dominoes and this boy had another boy backed up against the wall, grabbing him by his collar. Since fights aren't allowed on school grounds, kids at my school usually fight at the park near our school, and they gather quite the crowd.

Also ants were found in somebody's cake. Ew.

Yea, that's all I can remember.

[Elysium]

Before I came to the school, the former principal was arrested for some sort of sex scandal, but as it's since been explained to me, it was a sort of sting operation done by police - they were trying to get him in trouble. And the former biology teacher, who I was spared the misfortunate of ever knowing, supposedly ran a sex advice blog. There were also rumors of a teacher that'd been kidnapped for two weeks and forced to take drugs before I came to the school, but I'm not sure how true those are.

Oh, a kid got busted earlier this year for doing marijuana, but it was a little more complicated than that.

And my elementary school flooded once so we got an extra week for winter break.

[ImAurora]

My school was only opened 4 years ago, and from what I remember there haven't been many, if any, bad things like that. The worst is probably the 3 or 4 fights that have happened in the history of the school, not much bad stuff happens here.

[Plane And Simple]

Apart from some fight once a month and the typical retards trying to look cool, nothing tends to happen in mine. It's a calm school

[Stronk Serb]

You occasioanlly have me protecting my friend from a bunch of assholes. Also, during the NATO bombings, the national television got hit. My school is just across the streed and for some weird reason, the school wasn't damaged. The board wanted to lie to say it was damaged so that the school could be completely renovated, but it they didn't do it.

[Body odah Man]

My school at first glance, is one of the nicest you'll see. It looks like a mall and was built in late 2003, roughly 11 years ago.

Anyways, Remembering back, there have been quite a few blemishes on my school. For your entertainment and I guess awareness? Yeah awareness, I'll be listing all the fuckery that has gone down in my school system since I was a 6th grader.

- grade 6-8 Industrial Tech Teacher caught on cell phone camera looking down a girls shirt ---- suspended for 6 months

- 5 fake bomb threats in the past 4 years

- Paraprofessional teacher fired from their job for having sex with an 18 year old student. How were they caught? THEY BRAGGED ABOUT IT ON TWITTER.

- one student pulled a knife on another student because he took his corn bread

- a student was expelled for bringing a 9mm hand gun to school

- Just last year, a physical education teacher was caught growing 47 Marijuana plants in her house.

So yeah, what interesting type of stuff has happened in your school?

We've had a fake bomb thread at my school and few students nearly got expelled for stealing soccer shirts in Zwitzerland

[earl_hun]

- Smoking in prohibited places (toilet. etc)
- Half of the school carries knives, telescopic batons, etc.
- Teachers have sex with girl students. (TRUE, sadly)
- Stealing, etc.
- Fights all day

[lyhom]

- My high school had a bomb threat about 4 years ago thanks to some idiot who claimed he had a grenade. I went to the JK-8 school near said school at the time and we had a lockdown anyways.

- Last year some alumni vandalized the school (I think it was the usual "principal is a cunt stuff) and somehow caused a hole in the budget getting rid of it.

- Some teacher's strike thing last year basically had most of the extra-curricular activities either removed or really scaled back. (ex. the only dance was our fake "Oscars", which I believe the students almost completely set up)

- The general reputation of being a hick school (Seriously, one of my friends made a Facebook status about how he fire cooked a squirrel for lunch...)

That's about it.

[RunnerRunner]

people smoke and do drugs all day
fights everyday
everyone is armed including me with a pocket knife
there is segregation between the rednecks, blacks, scenes and metalheads, swagfags and normal people
kid came in with a gun this week
keep eyes behind your head

[Spookysnail]

My school is pretty chill, but we do get nasty stuff from time to time.
- Kid ( Year 11) got caught dealing drugs to year 7
- Someone lit a cigarette in the bathroom, which set of the smoke alarm.

[Danny Phantom]

- Everyone does drugs, including inside school but no one ever gets caught.
- Numerous fights. Including one where a girl got her nose broken, and when a guy got his eye socket swollen.
- Rumors of an English teacher sleeping with male seniors.
- Someone put oil on the staircases as senior prank when I was a freshman, and the principal slipped on it, fell down and got hurt.
- Numerous thefts and robberies.
- A LOT of verbal altercations in the hallways.
- A huge food fight last year, where several of the teachers got hit by food and one almost got hit by a chair :eek:
- Last year, a kid was talking to a girl and all of a sudden, he puts his arms around her neck and begins strangling her. The girl survives (she is a friend, thank god) and the kid got arrested, on campus, in front of everyone. To this day, people call him "The Strangler" on Social media.
- A few years back, there was a huge fight in front of the school. A huge gang from a nearby public school came to fight kids in my school. A huge fight insinuated and several teachers got involved.

[Rocketsnail]

The only "significant" thing that has happened I would say is when the school was put in lockdown because there was a masked gun-man running around the area.