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Gamer.
June 30th, 2019, 12:52 AM
Does anyone else find that, just like when plugging something into a computer, you always try to put a condom on backwards and then have to flip it around to unroll?
I swear it happens more than 50% of the time.

HFrint
June 30th, 2019, 04:15 AM
When ya get excited about hooking up your equipment? I can see that.

Falcons_11
June 30th, 2019, 07:57 AM
When ya get excited about hooking up your equipment? I can see that.

Yeah...I get the connection! Pun intended! :rolleyes:

ShineintheDark
June 30th, 2019, 11:31 AM
The bubble on the condom should give you a clue at which side is which. The bubble should be pointing out.

jamie_n5
June 30th, 2019, 05:05 PM
Well that can happen to any of us so don't feel like your alone man.

Bryan1234
June 30th, 2019, 05:39 PM
So true!

Zachary G
June 30th, 2019, 05:44 PM
LOL!!! Ive had that happen to me too many times to count. Youd think Id get it right at some point.

cubebuilder
August 17th, 2019, 06:06 PM
That's a good comparison lol, you're not alone

Impressionist1910
August 18th, 2019, 10:19 AM
Does anyone else find that, just like when plugging something into a computer, you always try to put a condom on backwards and then have to flip it around to unroll?
I swear it happens more than 50% of the time.

This is absolutely hilarious

george05013
August 22nd, 2019, 12:04 PM
Now im realising that

rgconrad23
August 24th, 2019, 09:54 AM
Been there, done that. Just a word of caution - experts say if it does happen, use a new condom because there is a possibility that sperm in your precum may have got on the condom you tried to use. Not sure how likely but I guess better off being cautious.

bonbon
August 24th, 2019, 02:24 PM
Totally true, great geek words of wisdom there! :D

ShineintheDark
August 26th, 2019, 07:07 AM
In both cases you'd struggle less if you looked at it first: condoms have bubbles designed to stick out so you roll the condom the opposite way to where the bubble is pointing; USBs have a plastic bar thing that slots beside a complimentary bar in the USB port so just put the USB in with the orientation that doesn't make the two bars clash.