What is the person above you most likely to be arrested for?

[Spooky_Eli]

speeding

[Abyssal Echo]

Breaking into JT's Bar & Grille

[Spooky_Eli]

helping me commit b&e

[West Coast Sheriff]

Golfing naked

[Spooky_Eli]

mooning the governor of California's house

[Abyssal Echo]

Mooning the Queen of England

[Spooky_Eli]

mooning the President Of the United States Of America

[PlasmaHam]

Mooning Mohammad.

[Spooky_Eli]

mooning the pope

[Abyssal Echo]

spamming the queens twitter

[Spooky_Eli]

trolling Maxine Waters on twitter

[Abyssal Echo]

excessive posting on tumblr

[Spooky_Eli]

solicitation of a hitman through tumblr

[Tim the Enchanter]

Having poor taste

[bunnyhabit]

beating his girlfriend' for cheating with BFF

[Spooky_Eli]

kicking my ass

[Abyssal Echo]

Traveling with a fake passport

[Spooky_Eli]

assassinating the CEO of facebook

[Abyssal Echo]

Attempting a hostile takeover of Google

[Spooky_Eli]

hacking into the personal files and emails of every employee of the simon & schuster offices

[Abyssal Echo]

stealing the DNC's server

[Spooky_Eli]

prank calling the FBI and asking them to find Chelsea Clinton's real father

[Tim the Enchanter]

Being a run away power slave

[Spooky_Eli]

being the hash slinging slasher

[pumpkineater34]

eating way too much pizza

[abcdeqwe]

Breaking into a zoo after hours.

[Abyssal Echo]

aiding Isabella in the break in

[Gazebo]

Driving a tractor using an expired license

[Tim the Enchanter]

Thinking you need a license to drive a tractor :scratchchin:

[Spooky_Eli]

Fishing in private lakes

[Gazebo]

Dropping a musician who was body surfing at a concert

[Falcons_11]

Driving a unlicensed hot wheels.

[Gazebo]

Poaching squirrels with a marshmallow shooter

[Spooky_Eli]

Kicking a can along a path 3 times

[Billy1212]

For unfounded accusations

[Gazebo]

For failing a sobriety test after downing four Kool Aid pouches

[Spooky_Eli]

For taking twinkies into Canada

[Abyssal Echo]

Stealing the Queens candy

[abcdeqwe]

Driving the get away car

[Gazebo]

Six years in prison for you for using a plastic straw in California

[abcdeqwe]

For being a rat

[Spooky_Eli]

For singing sin and drinking gin.

[abcdeqwe]

Fistfight at Metallica concert

[Gazebo]

Clubbing someone with one of those sticky elastic hand toys

[BlackParadePixie]

for stealing all the cheese

[Abyssal Echo]

Walking her dog on the wrong side of the road

[Spooky_Eli]

Arguing with smart people

[sara___]

For stealing bras and cutting them up to make face masks

[Natacha]

For masturbating on the bus

[Spooky_Eli]

For public entoxication

[ska8er]

Hijacking a pizza delivery boy and
stealing his mask.

[BlackParadePixie]

Squatting and urinating into the public pool

[ska8er]

Squatting and urinating into the public pool

Ive done that. :yes:

Getting high on hand sanitizer.

[SouthernDude]

Skateboarding naked in a public park

[Spooky_Eli]

Sniffing glue

[ska8er]

Cursing out a policeman cause he
wont sing and dance YMCA.

[Will..]

Cursing out a policeman cause he
wont sing and dance YMCA.

Skating on private property without permission.

[Pultost]

Throwing lettuce at clowns.

[Abyssal Echo]

Burning toast in public

[Spooky_Eli]

For taking the hole, some might say total, biscuit

[Abyssal Echo]

for stealing Jack o lanterns and leaving smashing pumpkins cds in their place.

[Spooky_Eli]

For replacing devotionals with Danzig albums

[Caycedilla]

for being so gosh darn spooky

[Knightsleepy]

assault of hugging strangers :)

[Abyssal Echo]

Sleeping on the beach

[Naturelover]

for slapping all persons in "Would you Kiss, Hug or Slap the person above you? #3"

[Will..]

For loving nature

[Naturelover]

That he is a male

[Natacha]

For photographing something meant to be secret

[Bluebyrd]

Arrested for spelling her name wrong

[Natacha]

Arrested for spelling her name wrong

My parents did that. My nickname is Tasha :-) the S was my decision.

Most likely to be arrested for demotivating members to count to 25 :-)

[Barbara.]

Arrested for running naked through town down the middle of the steet.

[Natacha]

Arrested for running naked through town down the middle of the steet.

They didn't catch me :-)

Most likely to be assested for letting the tigers loose from a cirkus

[Naturelover]

For photographing something meant to be secret

let's hope that this never happens.

[RayneCloud]

Agrivated naturism

[ska8er]

Being naked rain dancing

[Zika]

let's hope that this never happens.

You've already done it; you just didn't get caught ;).

[RayneCloud]

Public indecency with a muppet.

[Zika]

Molesting a cat.

[BlackParadePixie]

starting a fire in the middle of the autonomous zone

[Zika]

starting a fire in the middle of the autonomous zone

Ah, but no police are allowed in the autonomous zone :cool:.

leading too many guys on :P

[BlackParadePixie]

leading too many guys on :P
that's a crime?? :P

Hacking into VT and banning everyone

[Zika]

that's a crime?? :P

No, but arresting you for it could be pleasurable :)

Hacking into VT and banning everyone


Causing multiple car accidents by walking down the middle of the street wearing a skimpy bikini...and licking your lips.

[SouthernDude]

The uprising of an anti-government power that got out of hand

[Zika]

Referring to America as 'Murica.

[Knightsleepy]

For talking back to a cop when they pull him over for a stupid reason

[Zika]

For talking back to a cop when they pull him over for a stupid reason

I'd be afraid of getting my throat crushed lol.

For appearing naked on top from the back, in public.

[Sailor Mars]

Being a vigilante

[RayneCloud]

Acting like a vampire in a month other than October.

[KatieCO2003]

having an avitar that reminds me of a malfunctioning TV

[Zika]

Trying to look intense when hugging a plastic cow.

https://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?p=3805428&highlight=intense#post3805428

[Natacha]

Streaking through a crowded part of Paris :-)

[Ragle]

Cuddling with her 10K followers from insta in public and then storming into McDonalds at once

[knives]

Still wearing their mask in a bank after the plague

[hayley2003]

Opps!

[hayley2003]

opps 2

[Knightsleepy]

arrested at a protest :P

[Natacha]

Peeing in a mailbox

[Anneki]

Lighting firecracker in someones bedroom

[Natacha]

Smashing the referee in the face full force with a volleyball, cause the game was cancelled

[BJade]

Being criminally good looking

[Natacha]

Distracting traffic by walking in a sexy way on the sidewalk

[Anneki]

Going commando to the shopping mall

[Natacha]

Going commando to the shopping mall

Never got arrested for that :-) I'll just charm the cops silly

Anne would most likely be arrested for running too fast when jogging

[Anneki]

Never got arrested for that :-) I'll just charm the cops silly

Anne would most likely be arrested for running too fast when jogging

I'll just run from the cops then :metal:

[Natacha]

Most likely to be arrested for having too much fun, then

[Naturelover]

that she never visited Egon Olsen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egon_Olsen) in prison.

[Natacha]

For being the lawyer, who feed Egon Olsen his plans in prison

[Naturelover]

because she doesn't send me Danish cookies.

[Sailor Mars]

Illegal tree planting

[RayneCloud]

Indecent exposure while doing an overly complicated costume change into their sailor scout uniform

[BJade]

Stealing the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

[Natacha]

For believing in fairy tales

[wrecked]

Operating an illegal sperm bank

[SouthernDude]

Not social distancing

[Natacha]

For neglecting to write poems

[Triple k]

something she didn't do. She just was in the wrong place at the wrong time

[Natacha]

And she was the one who wrongfully turned me in, so that's why she got arrested

[Naturelover]

because she placed a whoopee cushion on the queen's throne.

[KatieCO2003]

not making enough sausage

[Clarisa]

Being too pretty

[Naturelover]

because she’s new here and messing with the wrong ones.

[Pultost]

For being short of 3 ladybugs.

[BJade]

Hiding all the towns socks

[Naturelover]

becasue she doesn't have 300+ posts yet

[Bluebyrd]

Tying herself to a tree

[Natacha]

Cutting that same tree

[BJade]

Living in the tree

[KatieCO2003]

not sharing any of the cookies she baked in that tree, especially the fudge-striped ones

[BJade]

For stealing my cookies

[Natacha]

For poisoning the cookies

[Anneki]

For cracking them and trying to sell them as fortune cookies.

[Natacha]

For knowing they are poisonous and still buying them to feed the doves

[BJade]

For cooking the poisoned doves in a pie

[Natacha]

For creating a special vicious weapon to sweep the doves off the streets

[wrecked]

Sunbathing nude beside The Little Mermaid statue in Copenhagen

[Natacha]

I don't even think that'll get me arrested irl

-Most likely to be arrested for driving Route 66 naked on a bicycle

[Just JT]

Selling a stolen line of clothes to the homeless that become invisible 1 hours after they are worn

[Sailor Mars]

Moon shining in the back of his pub

[Barbara.]

For building a illegal spacecraft and selling tickets to people to go to Mars

[Anneki]

For driving illegal taxi in her pink barbie car

[BJade]

For stealing all the pigs in the world, so only Danish bacon can be sold

[Anneki]

For trying to sell illegal home made bacon

[Sailor Mars]

For smuggling Danish snacks across the borders

[Just JT]

Selling bootleg CD’s out of the saddle bags of her bike

[BJade]

For stealing the sun

[Just JT]

Selling fake Covid vaccines online

[Barbara.]

For not having a legal license to sell alcohol and for saleing alcohol to minors.

[Bluebyrd]

Stealing a puppy

[Barbara.]

For killing bluebirds

[KatieCO2003]

for not wearing hanbok

[Sailor Mars]

For not having a proper signature, even after three years on the site

[Abyssal Echo]

for camping without a mask during a statewide lock down

[Anneki]

For being the host of a 13 people gathering

[Natacha]

Driving around Copenhagen without a license :-)

[Anneki]

Driving in the wrong direction in a one way street :-)

[Natacha]

Driving in the wrong direction in a one way street :-)

Sounds like me :-D

Hijacking a bus, to try reversing through narrow streets

[Anneki]

Sounds like me :-D

Hijacking a bus, to try reversing through narrow streets

Parking at a bus stop so the bus had to reverse.

[Natacha]

Parking at a bus stop so the bus had to reverse.

Sweeping the parking lot with a bulldozer to make room for her parking

[Anneki]

Sweeping the parking lot with a bulldozer to make room for her parking

Of course a bus take up a lot of space.

For driving a tractor on the motorway.

[Natacha]

For driving a tractor on the motorway.

For lying in the tractors trailer sunbathing while I drive

[Anneki]

For lying in the tractors trailer sunbathing while I drive

For both driving tractor on the motorway and being unfocused on the traffic.

[Natacha]

For both driving tractor on the motorway and being unfocused on the traffic.

Why would I focus? The tractor will push through anyway :-)

Most likely to be arrested for planning to steal a helicopter, cause as you said: "There are no other stupid cars up there"

[Anneki]

Why would I focus? The tractor will push through anyway :-)

Most likely to be arrested for planning to steal a helicopter, cause as you said: "There are no other stupid cars up there"

No and you always have lots of space to park

Being arrested again for arguing in prison whos fault the tractor accident was

[Natacha]

No and you always have lots of space to park

Being arrested again for arguing in prison whos fault the tractor accident was
Yes of course. I will argue until they see it's not my fault they are in the way.

Arrested for chearing on from the trailer, while I sweep the roads.

[wrecked]

Yes of course. I will argue until they see it's not my fault they are in the way.

Arrested for chearing on from the trailer, while I sweep the roads.

re-arrested for possession of concierge contraband during a full body cavity search when she was brought back to prison. Somehow as she swept the road she managed to obtain a carton of cigarettes, 6 disposable lighters, cell phone, and a bottle of vodka. One Prison official was quoted as saying "the prisoner claims she doesn't know how the items came to be in her vagina".

[KatieCO2003]

arrested for making a female genitalia reference ...and also, a shirtless-mirror-selfie avitar

[BJade]

For stealing all the hot boys with her gorgeous looks

[Naturelover]

because of too fashionable haircuts

[Just JT]

Burning down a nature preserve

[Fritz]

Robbing a McDonalds

[BJade]

Kidnapping eggs from a chicken coop

[Abyssal Echo]

Sending Fritz to collect the eggs

[Just JT]

Stealing Fritz Allan e cause he didn’t collect enough from the egg collection this week

[Bluebyrd]

Running a bar without a license

[Natacha]

Teaching children how to swear fucking properly

[Pultost]

Pranking a person who can't take a joke, and will press charges.

[Natacha]

Having her parrot yell threatening things to people on E-bikes.

[BJade]

Putting a pole in the spokes of bikes before the starting of a race

[Natacha]

Putting a pole in the spokes of bikes before the starting of a race

It will be a more entertaining start. A rememberable one at least. It was so fu... I mean it could be funny...

BJade will be arrested for drugging the horses she doesn't bet on before a race

[Anneki]

For puncturing the E-bikes

[BJade]

BJade will be arrested for drugging the horses she doesn't bet on before a race

I ain't gonna risk losing my money, I gotta know I'll win

Changing the arrows showing the route for a marathon, so the runners just go around in a circle

[Natacha]

Anneki Serving food from McDonalds to the opponents just before an important volley game BJade Leading spectators to a wrong door at a huge sporting event

[Naturelover]

for wearing underwear

[Bluebyrd]

For going into a forbidden building

[TSRY]

Impersonating Neil Warnock

[BJade]

Stealing Neil Warnock's tactics plan

[Bluebyrd]

Being the camerawoman getting too close to Neil Warnock

[BJade]

For rigging the manager of the year award so Neil Warnock wins

[Naturelover]

because sometimes she’s not lady like

[BJade]

Trying to take over the world

[Naturelover]

because she has something against that I take over the world.

[BJade]

Stealing all the stars from the sky

[Anneki]

Trying to put the stars away on a junkyard

[Naturelover]

refuses to count the stars in the sky

[Natacha]

For dressing in a bushman costume to scare people passing by her hiding spot :-)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PartialDangerousConey-size_restricted.gif

[BJade]

For dressing in a bushman costume to scare people passing by her hiding spot :-)

image (https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PartialDangerousConey-size_restricted.gif)

That's fun :D

For sneaking into a rock band

[Abyssal Echo]

Making and selling Jade elephants with ivory tusks

[BJade]

Making voodoo charms

[Abyssal Echo]

Selling cheap defective umbrellas to the royal family