View Full Version : What is the person above you most likely to be arrested for?
SkyClad33605
December 29th, 2015, 11:27 AM
Being that date from the naughty list, and getting into naughty adventures...with mall Santa watching.
Sailor Mars
December 29th, 2015, 11:58 AM
For stalking their date
KeeganW
December 29th, 2015, 12:51 PM
being a fun date
Abyssal Echo
December 29th, 2015, 01:38 PM
For double dating with his twin and twin
northy
January 3rd, 2016, 06:37 PM
For going on a lone date
Sailor Mars
January 3rd, 2016, 07:59 PM
For breaking their neighbors closet
Abyssal Echo
January 3rd, 2016, 11:35 PM
Smuggling in Sicilian olives
Sailor Mars
January 3rd, 2016, 11:37 PM
For finding a way to evade taxes on our olive oil company
KeeganW
January 4th, 2016, 09:19 PM
spreading olive oil on the sidewalk and watching the people slide.................
Sailor Mars
January 4th, 2016, 09:37 PM
For throwing olive oil at people while riding on his skateboard
KeeganW
January 4th, 2016, 09:39 PM
riding shotgun on my board and holding the bottle of olive oil
Sailor Mars
January 4th, 2016, 09:46 PM
For joining my mafia as my right hand
Abyssal Echo
January 4th, 2016, 10:35 PM
nude pillow fighting with playfull-qt
Sailor Mars
January 4th, 2016, 10:43 PM
lmaoo u funny bro
For getting in a fight with a heckler at a stand up show
playfull-qt
January 4th, 2016, 11:32 PM
Selling bootleg copies of the DVD recorded during our nude pillow fight
Sailor Mars
January 4th, 2016, 11:41 PM
For buying one and then being charged with child pornography
KeeganW
January 5th, 2016, 07:13 PM
unauthorized kissing on the subway
Abyssal Echo
January 5th, 2016, 10:19 PM
Stealing Jimmy Page 's guitar
Sailor Mars
January 5th, 2016, 10:37 PM
For making false accusations about abuse in Petco
Abyssal Echo
January 6th, 2016, 11:50 PM
Stealing a Justin Bieber poster from Walmart
KeeganW
January 7th, 2016, 07:06 PM
^ lol not likely but funny
hosting a big party
lliam
January 7th, 2016, 08:24 PM
using a flying skateboard
Sailor Mars
January 7th, 2016, 09:47 PM
For throwing bratwurst at KeeganW
Abyssal Echo
January 7th, 2016, 11:11 PM
Stealing Marty McFlys hoverboard and trying to sell it to KeeganW
Sailor Mars
January 7th, 2016, 11:29 PM
For stealing Einstein :D
tovaris
January 8th, 2016, 04:09 PM
High treson
lacey02
January 8th, 2016, 04:17 PM
The lowest form of an attempt to commit treason!
Exocet
January 8th, 2016, 04:26 PM
For breaking into an air force base and stealing an aircraft.
Sailor Mars
January 8th, 2016, 04:49 PM
For rebelling against corrupt government officials
Abyssal Echo
January 8th, 2016, 08:49 PM
For heckling Obama
Emerald Dream
January 8th, 2016, 09:33 PM
For dancing naked around a bonfire, and singing about how his name is Rumplestiltskin
Abyssal Echo
January 8th, 2016, 09:48 PM
Starting the bonfire without a permit
Sailor Mars
January 8th, 2016, 09:53 PM
For trying putting the bonfire out with gasoline but ends up sending the area on fire
Abyssal Echo
January 8th, 2016, 10:04 PM
Impersonating a forest ranger
KeeganW
January 9th, 2016, 10:11 AM
:beerchug: inviting friends to a fun bonfire party :drunk:
Vermilion
January 9th, 2016, 10:13 AM
For not coming over to my house
KeeganW
January 9th, 2016, 10:19 AM
for not giving out cool bonfire party invites like Mattie
Abyssal Echo
January 11th, 2016, 09:46 PM
Underage :drunk: drinking
playfull-qt
January 20th, 2016, 12:20 AM
knocking on my front door and offering me a free in home Brazilian wax
Abyssal Echo
January 20th, 2016, 11:27 PM
Doing a strip tease on the customer service desk at Victoria Secret
Falcons_11
January 21st, 2016, 11:32 PM
Being a member of "The Hole In The Wall" Gang.
Abyssal Echo
January 21st, 2016, 11:41 PM
For renting the hole in the wall to the gang
Slashman1
January 27th, 2016, 02:49 AM
For playing with his wand in public
West Coast Sheriff
January 27th, 2016, 03:04 AM
Arrested for illegally redistribution of anime
Sailor Mars
January 27th, 2016, 05:03 PM
For wearing a hat in a no hats zone
Slashman1
January 27th, 2016, 09:21 PM
Stealing shoes
SkyClad33605
January 27th, 2016, 10:50 PM
for inappropriate behavior with their waifu on the bus
Moriya
January 27th, 2016, 10:58 PM
Wearing fake steam clouds on a Florida beach in July
[-]I'm sorry I tried [/-]
playfull-qt
January 27th, 2016, 11:00 PM
Sunbathing topless at a public beach
Abyssal Echo
January 28th, 2016, 12:47 AM
Papa Smurf says playfull-qt will be arrested for trademark and copyright infringement.
Sailor Mars
January 28th, 2016, 12:48 AM
For tax evasion on his pet store
Abyssal Echo
January 28th, 2016, 12:53 AM
For helping playfull-qt paint boys blue.
Slashman1
January 28th, 2016, 01:18 AM
For howling at random people
Sailor Mars
January 28th, 2016, 01:29 AM
Getting in a fight over what anime is best
Abyssal Echo
January 28th, 2016, 02:47 AM
For trying to teach NY values to Texans
Falcons_11
January 28th, 2016, 09:51 PM
Trying to teach Texas values to New Yorkers.
Slashman1
January 28th, 2016, 11:38 PM
Sneaking into a sports team locker room
West Coast Sheriff
January 28th, 2016, 11:40 PM
For liking anime
Sailor Mars
January 28th, 2016, 11:43 PM
For stealing a sherif badge and pretending to be one
KeeganW
February 11th, 2016, 09:12 PM
water gun fight at the OK Corral,,,, NYC style :)
The F.M Mars
West Coast Sheriff
February 11th, 2016, 09:27 PM
Copy right infringement
Sailor Mars
February 11th, 2016, 10:51 PM
For calling shotgun and running into a cop car
Emerald Dream
February 11th, 2016, 10:58 PM
digging up olive trees
Sailor Mars
February 11th, 2016, 11:06 PM
For not bringing money to my huge wedding so I pay off the cops to arrest you lol
playfull-qt
February 13th, 2016, 01:00 AM
failure to obtain a Marriage license
Abyssal Echo
February 13th, 2016, 02:51 PM
having a public pillow fight without a permit
Sailor Mars
February 13th, 2016, 03:08 PM
For making up laws
Abyssal Echo
February 13th, 2016, 03:15 PM
For waving a feel the burn sign in Hillary's face
Sailor Mars
February 13th, 2016, 03:17 PM
Damn I would do that :lol:
For building a gokart with superchargers and riding it down the highway
West Coast Sheriff
February 14th, 2016, 09:40 PM
Stealing orange juice from minors
Abyssal Echo
February 15th, 2016, 01:31 AM
Impersonating a Sheriff
West Coast Sheriff
February 17th, 2016, 01:12 AM
Indecent exposure in public
Sailor Mars
February 17th, 2016, 01:24 AM
Stealing pants to put on Abyssal
Vermilion
February 17th, 2016, 01:27 AM
Still homework so she doesn't have to do it :P
Abyssal Echo
February 17th, 2016, 01:30 AM
Breaking into school to finish his stairs
Vermilion
February 17th, 2016, 01:34 AM
I go college not school :P
Using his dogs to dispose of a body
West Coast Sheriff
February 17th, 2016, 01:41 AM
Fighting a professor
Vermilion
February 17th, 2016, 01:42 AM
For backing me in the fight :P
Abyssal Echo
February 17th, 2016, 01:45 AM
Taking pictures inside of abandoned buildings
Vermilion
February 17th, 2016, 01:53 AM
I need to find some more local ones :/
Keeping me as a slave to fix his house :P
Abyssal Echo
February 17th, 2016, 01:59 AM
For hiding stolen artwork behind kitchen cabinets
northy
February 17th, 2016, 03:28 PM
Wolf? 🐺
Abyssal Echo
February 17th, 2016, 09:18 PM
Smuggling wolves out of Germany
eric2001
February 17th, 2016, 09:27 PM
Harming Little Red Riding Hood
Falcons_11
February 17th, 2016, 10:32 PM
Stealing the Mona Lisa
Beach_Blonde
February 19th, 2016, 06:53 PM
For disturbing the peace while trying to fly
Falcons_11
February 19th, 2016, 09:16 PM
Wearing a Virginia Cavaliers sweatshirt to a North Carolina Tar Heels basketball game in Chapel Hill.
Reghan
February 19th, 2016, 11:52 PM
For attacking people with your falcons XD
Sailor Mars
February 19th, 2016, 11:55 PM
For throwing her cats at police (because she's a crazy old cat lady)
Abyssal Echo
February 20th, 2016, 12:40 AM
Selling Bernie Sanders bobble heads in the lobby of Trump Tower
playfull-qt
February 20th, 2016, 12:55 AM
For howling outside of my bedroom window when he saw my "bottom" as I undressed and mistakenly thought it was the full moon.
Reghan
February 20th, 2016, 01:00 AM
Public nudity LOL
playfull-qt
February 20th, 2016, 01:07 AM
cat-napping
West Coast Sheriff
February 20th, 2016, 01:17 AM
Illegal sex trafficking
Reghan
February 20th, 2016, 01:21 AM
Executing annoying people XD
Vermilion
February 20th, 2016, 02:06 AM
Drug testing on baby's
Abyssal Echo
February 20th, 2016, 02:30 AM
Breaking into WW2 bunkers
benlodge123
February 20th, 2016, 02:43 AM
Tazering a baby
Abyssal Echo
February 20th, 2016, 03:02 AM
Selling babies on the black market
Reghan
February 20th, 2016, 05:56 AM
Trying to live the wolf lifestyle XD
Abyssal Echo
February 20th, 2016, 05:37 PM
Smuggling exotic cats into NY
Atlantis
February 20th, 2016, 06:08 PM
For sending his pet dragon to set fire to my palace
Falcons_11
February 20th, 2016, 07:14 PM
Turning Luigi into a serial killer.
Sailor Mars
February 20th, 2016, 07:20 PM
For stealing a fighter jet to try and show it off to your friends
Abyssal Echo
February 20th, 2016, 07:44 PM
For hiding exotic cats in your basement
Atlantis
February 21st, 2016, 08:16 AM
crashing the VT server by posting too much in the arcade causing Mike to get mad at you, fight you, then you fight back (don't know where that last bit came from, and I'm sure Mike wouldn't do anything like that.)
Abyssal Echo
February 21st, 2016, 05:59 PM
Hacking into Obama's Twitter account.
eric2001
February 21st, 2016, 06:20 PM
Stealing a police car
Abyssal Echo
February 21st, 2016, 06:24 PM
Sneaking into a Justin Bieber concert
thegreatgatz
February 21st, 2016, 06:30 PM
Posting over 10,000 times
playfull-qt
February 22nd, 2016, 11:18 PM
litter box theft
West Coast Sheriff
February 23rd, 2016, 12:17 AM
Wild accusations
Reghan
February 24th, 2016, 02:32 AM
Asking too many questions
Abyssal Echo
February 24th, 2016, 02:35 AM
for being a criminally obsessed fan of the walking dead
Atlantis
February 24th, 2016, 02:46 AM
for being a secret fire breathing dragon
Vermilion
February 24th, 2016, 02:55 AM
For stealing shakespeare bones :P
Abyssal Echo
February 24th, 2016, 02:58 AM
For supplying George the tools
Atlantis
February 24th, 2016, 10:39 AM
For giving Tom the tools to give to me.
Abyssal Echo
February 28th, 2016, 11:02 PM
Trying to sell Shakespeare's bones to an undercover cop
Atlantis
February 29th, 2016, 05:04 PM
For being the undercover cop
West Coast Sheriff
February 29th, 2016, 05:11 PM
For selling illegal counterfeit merchandise
Atlantis
February 29th, 2016, 05:32 PM
For ruining our Shakespeare story.
That said, Shakespeare 's bones could be counterfeit.
northy
February 29th, 2016, 05:48 PM
For looking at phuckface in a way he didn't like.
Sailor Mars
February 29th, 2016, 06:56 PM
For trying to north-ify Phuckphace
StoppingTom
February 29th, 2016, 07:08 PM
Admitting to a murder on a diss track
kylem1229
February 29th, 2016, 08:06 PM
underage drinking
Sailor Mars
February 29th, 2016, 09:19 PM
Admitting to a murder on a diss track
Free my man Schmurda yo he innocent :(
Lighting a building on fire so you can see firefighters in action
West Coast Sheriff
February 29th, 2016, 09:24 PM
Unpaid parking tickets
Abyssal Echo
February 29th, 2016, 09:30 PM
Selling test answers and essays
kylem1229
March 1st, 2016, 06:17 AM
shoplifting from walmart
Falcons_11
March 1st, 2016, 10:31 PM
making moonshine
Sailor Mars
March 1st, 2016, 10:48 PM
Selling moonshine
Abyssal Echo
March 1st, 2016, 10:52 PM
Giving away moonshine and feel the burn signs outside of Hillary's campaign headquarters
Sailor Mars
March 1st, 2016, 11:11 PM
Making people feel the burn with your dragon :lol:
Falcons_11
March 3rd, 2016, 10:37 PM
Burning Burnie's headquarters with Abyssal Echo's dragon
West Coast Sheriff
March 11th, 2016, 12:18 AM
Having a pet falcon and horribly neglecting it
Meron
March 11th, 2016, 12:52 AM
Impersonating a Peace Officer.
Abyssal Echo
March 11th, 2016, 11:32 AM
making counterfeit money
Sailor Mars
March 11th, 2016, 11:51 AM
Using counterfeit money to bribe a cop
Britboo14
March 11th, 2016, 01:09 PM
Accepting bribes
Meron
March 11th, 2016, 01:17 PM
Attempted Murder on a Peace Officer
Britboo14
March 11th, 2016, 01:23 PM
Accessory to the attempted murder of a peace officer
playfull-qt
March 11th, 2016, 11:45 PM
Driving the get-away car topless for those who attempted the murder of a peace officer
Abyssal Echo
March 12th, 2016, 12:17 AM
Starting a nude pillow fight in Central Park
playfull-qt
March 13th, 2016, 02:47 AM
Making contact with me below the waist with something other then a pillow during the fight
Ragle
March 13th, 2016, 06:03 AM
for being playful
Abyssal Echo
March 13th, 2016, 02:35 PM
For being playful in public with playfull-qt
Microcosm
March 14th, 2016, 11:09 PM
Tried to steal a candy bar
West Coast Sheriff
March 14th, 2016, 11:10 PM
Spittin his dip in someone else's cup
Sailor Mars
March 14th, 2016, 11:11 PM
For getting into a riot after the Broncos lose a big game
benlodge123
March 15th, 2016, 02:57 PM
Weeing on a police car
playfull-qt
July 3rd, 2016, 08:17 PM
peeing off a bridge
Moriya
July 3rd, 2016, 11:26 PM
Stealing urine samples from the local hospital
Abyssal Echo
July 4th, 2016, 11:20 PM
Helping playfull-qt load the urine samples in a stolen ambulance
Barbara.
July 4th, 2016, 11:54 PM
For being the get away driver of the stolen ambulance helping playfull-qt and Miercolesbian
Atlantis
July 5th, 2016, 04:31 PM
For taking some cute puppies and sending them to a lake in the middle of nowhere
Moriya
July 5th, 2016, 04:37 PM
For stealing an airplane
Darkslidex7
July 16th, 2016, 05:36 PM
For stealing complete sets of her fav anime
Just JT
July 21st, 2016, 06:40 AM
Violating a noise ordinance playing his guitar in the street late at night for money
Faith Collapsing
July 21st, 2016, 08:07 PM
Stealing the guitar to add to collection of street performer accessories
Just JT
July 21st, 2016, 08:17 PM
Undermining faith in all known religions
Sailor Mars
July 21st, 2016, 08:38 PM
Serving minors alcohol :lol:
Devinsoccer
July 21st, 2016, 09:01 PM
Going to outer space, illegaly
Abyssal Echo
July 21st, 2016, 10:31 PM
Stealing Emerald Dream soccer ball
TheFutureDoctor
July 22nd, 2016, 09:23 AM
Dude why do I get the wolf guy in all the games?? :D :D
Anyway, umm, I guess......oh oh I got it!
terrifying guys with his echo, or making his wolf bite people.
Flapjack
July 22nd, 2016, 11:01 AM
Hooliganism
Sailor Mars
July 22nd, 2016, 11:15 AM
Pirating anime (see what I did there)
Vermilion
July 22nd, 2016, 11:45 AM
Hitting a cop
Sailor Mars
July 22nd, 2016, 11:54 AM
Filming the police
Vermilion
July 22nd, 2016, 12:00 PM
Taking over a TV station so she can perform :)
Faith Collapsing
July 23rd, 2016, 02:43 PM
Stealing all the gas-masks in london
Just JT
July 23rd, 2016, 03:00 PM
Crucifying the second coming of Christ
Faith Collapsing
July 23rd, 2016, 03:12 PM
Being too edgy
PlasmaHam
July 23rd, 2016, 04:35 PM
Tearing down churches
Abyssal Echo
July 23rd, 2016, 04:47 PM
Trying to sell bearded hams covered in plasma
Sailor Mars
July 23rd, 2016, 04:48 PM
breaking into a zoo n reviving harambe
Faith Collapsing
July 23rd, 2016, 08:36 PM
Selling nuclear weapons to the martians for unlimited anime and bike accessories
Abyssal Echo
July 23rd, 2016, 09:55 PM
Supplying the nuclear weapons to Mars
Faith Collapsing
July 23rd, 2016, 11:01 PM
Selling CD's labeled as Rolling Stones albums that are actually just 2 hours of wolf howls
Typhlosion
July 27th, 2016, 02:11 AM
Watching anime while driving?
Sailor Mars
July 27th, 2016, 02:43 AM
Playing Pokemon while driving
Faith Collapsing
July 31st, 2016, 05:16 PM
Eating pizza while driving
Skylark
August 1st, 2016, 08:08 AM
Causing a faith to collapse while driving
Faith Collapsing
August 1st, 2016, 07:51 PM
Flying without a permit
Abyssal Echo
August 2nd, 2016, 09:20 PM
Selling fake pilots licenses
Faith Collapsing
August 3rd, 2016, 01:15 AM
Stealing fake pilot's licenses and then selling them for bargain prices
Just JT
August 4th, 2016, 10:25 AM
Buying and selling posts on the black market so new members can pm earlier
Abyssal Echo
August 5th, 2016, 11:01 AM
Driving without a license
Faith Collapsing
August 6th, 2016, 12:20 AM
Licensing things while driving
Abyssal Echo
August 7th, 2016, 07:06 PM
Selling collapsible faith
Just JT
August 8th, 2016, 02:00 PM
Arson
Abyssal Echo
August 8th, 2016, 08:29 PM
Selling alcohol to minors
Just JT
August 10th, 2016, 12:30 PM
Being a slumlord
VTGEEK14
August 10th, 2016, 03:10 PM
Secretly planned ISIS bombing
Just JT
August 13th, 2016, 06:42 AM
Cyber terrorism
Abyssal Echo
August 13th, 2016, 03:31 PM
Deer hunting out of season
Just JT
August 13th, 2016, 07:38 PM
Stealing puppies
Abyssal Echo
August 13th, 2016, 10:25 PM
Buying stolen puppies
Devinsoccer
August 14th, 2016, 08:21 PM
Eating pufferfish while being the leader of japan.
Just JT
August 14th, 2016, 08:23 PM
Minion abuse
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