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george05013
May 9th, 2019, 06:08 PM
Hello all,

I don't know if I am allowed to ask this but I really don't know how you measure the girth of my penis. I have seen all these polls asking about girth size but I don't know what it is or how to measure

ShineintheDark
May 9th, 2019, 06:12 PM
All that's asking is the circumference of the thickest part. Best way to measure is by wrapping toilet paper around it to find its circumference and then measuring the length of the toilet paper.

abcdeqwe
May 9th, 2019, 06:52 PM
I wouldn’t say that’s the best way, what magnus advised....
Using string or anything like that seems a whole lot easier but hey whatever works :P

MrGhosty123
May 9th, 2019, 07:18 PM
One, I'm pretty sure you're fine with asking this kind of question. Second, the guys above have got a good idea. If you don't have anything you can use to wrap around it, just measure the diameter of your penis (widest part) and multiply that by pi (π) to get the circumference (A.K.A. the girth). Hope this helps. :)

justa16yearoldaussie
May 10th, 2019, 04:37 AM
girth is the circumference and in relation to measuring the girth of your penis, you measure around the centre of the shaft, either with a piece of string and then a ruler, or a measuring tape.

jamie_n5
May 10th, 2019, 03:55 PM
If you mean girth which I am sure you do. I would use a sewing tape measure because it is soft and flexible. Then just measure the circumference "around it" of your penis near your pelvis for the thickest girth.

Zika
May 15th, 2019, 01:40 PM
One, I'm pretty sure you're fine with asking this kind of question. Second, the guys above have got a good idea. If you don't have anything you can use to wrap around it, just measure the diameter of your penis (widest part) and multiply that by pi (π) to get the circumference (A.K.A. the girth). Hope this helps. :)

I'm not big into penis size threads, but that's not entirely right. Most penises are not true cylinders. By your method, you'd come out with an inaccurately large result. And we wouldn't want that :rolleyes:.

Gazebo
May 17th, 2019, 12:01 AM
It’s simple, the girth of your penis is exactly equal to the circumference of your cranium. Mine therefore is about 23 inches

MrGhosty123
May 17th, 2019, 12:02 AM
I'm not big into penis size threads, but that's not entirely right. Most penises are not true cylinders. By your method, you'd come out with an inaccurately large result. And we wouldn't want that :rolleyes:.

It's just to give a rough estimate.

LiberalTurboprop
May 19th, 2019, 04:44 AM
I'm not big into penis size threads, but that's not entirely right. Most penises are not true cylinders. By your method, you'd come out with an inaccurately large result. And we wouldn't want that :rolleyes:.

Calculating the perimeter of an oval is hard though. I looked it up for interest and calculating an approximation is like 2π((a^2 + b^2)/2)^(1/2). Where a and b are like the largest and smallest radius (measuring from the centre). And an accurate one is like an infinite series of terms which progressively makes it more accurate.

InternetTeen
May 19th, 2019, 06:30 AM
Get a piece of dental floss, wrap it around the thickest part of the shaft and then just measure.

scott2002
May 19th, 2019, 06:48 AM
It’s simple, the girth of your penis is exactly equal to the circumference of your cranium. Mine therefore is about 23 inches
Ah, so that must be the origin of the word "dickhead"!!

arnorway
May 19th, 2019, 07:51 AM
Ah, so that must be the origin of the word "dickhead"!!

:lol3:

Gazebo
May 19th, 2019, 07:51 PM
Ah, so that must be the origin of the word "dickhead"!!

Precisely!

Zika
May 20th, 2019, 03:54 AM
Calculating the perimeter of an oval is hard though. I looked it up for interest and calculating an approximation is like 2π((a^2 + b^2)/2)^(1/2). Where a and b are like the largest and smallest radius (measuring from the centre). And an accurate one is like an infinite series of terms which progressively makes it more accurate.

My comment was really meant tongue-in-cheek :cool:.