Looking for the best way to clean up that leaves no trace at all

[Boing05]

What do you guys think about these ways to clean up...

1- I read that if you squeeze your penis at orgasm the sperm stays in you. Is that something anyone has heard about? Is it safe?

2- I know some guys are happy to swallow it, but how do you do it without getting the sperm on yourself? I've always got a bottle of water by my bed, what if I swallowed it from the lid, quickly had some water, and then put the lid back on the bottle (and then went to sleep)?

Any other ways you can think of?

[Jake445]

The cleanest way I've found is simply laying a tissue on your belly and ejaculating into that. Afterwards just fold it up and throw it away.

[Boing05]

The cleanest way I've found is simply laying a tissue on your belly and ejaculating into that. Afterwards just fold it up and throw it away.

But then it's noticeable that the tissues are getting used up

[LiberalTurboprop]

What do you guys think about these ways to clean up...

1- I read that if you squeeze your penis at orgasm the sperm stays in you. Is that something anyone has heard about? Is it safe?

That can cause retrograde ejaculation where the semen is forced into the bladder because it can't come out. It's then peed out when you go to the toilet. It's probably not going to cause too much damage but it's definitely not recommended. Apparently it can put pressure on a nerve causing your penis to go numb.

2- I know some guys are happy to swallow it, but how do you do it without getting the sperm on yourself? I've always got a bottle of water by my bed, what if I swallowed it from the lid, quickly had some water, and then put the lid back on the bottle (and then went to sleep)?

That depends on if you want to swallow it. You would have to ejaculate into something to stop it from getting everywhere. I, personally, don't want to swallow semen and I think that idea with the water bottle lid is pretty gross. I certainly wouldn't do it with something that you're going to keep drinking from without washing it each time because it could quickly become gross and possibly dangerous.


Any other ways you can think of?

Just cum into some tissues and throw them out. If you think that leaves too much of a trace, go to the toilet before you plan on masturbating, take some toilet paper, ejaculate into that when you masturbate and flush that down the toilet. It's safer and cleaner that way.

[Boing05]

1 thanks, I didn't know that. 2 It's only semen. I clean and refill the bottle every day anyway. 3 I'll see what other ways are better first.

[InternetTeen]

I just put some tissue on my stomach and ejaculate into that. Then I fold it up and flush it down the toilet.

[Hermes]

There are several possibilities:

1. Masturbate in the shower.

2. Finish masturbating in your bathroom and aim for the toilet or the sink. Toilet may be fine if you dribble; if you shoot the sink may be a better height to aim for, then wash it down.

3. Cum onto your chest/stomach then take a shower to wash it off.

4. Cum into your hand then go to the sink and wash your hand.

5. Cum into a re-usable container then wash that out at the sink, either immediately or, if you don't have an en-suite or want to drift off to sleep, later.

Some of these are much easier if you have an en-suite bathroom. If you have to walk through the rest of the house to the bathroom you could grab some toilet paper when you go for your last pee of the day and hide it in your pocket as you walk back to your room then either cum into it or wipe up with it, then sneak it back to the bathroom to flush first thing in the morning when you go there to pee.

You would not be alone if you choose to eat it but you shouldn't feel like you need to in order to dispose of it. If you do use a re-usable container to cum into and then drink it I would treat it the same as anything else you drink from, i.e. it should be washed from one time to the next either in the dishwasher or properly in the sink.

[justa16yearoldaussie]

1- I read that if you squeeze your penis at orgasm the sperm stays in you. Is that something anyone has heard about? Is it safe? if you've ejaculated it, it won't go back in sorry lol, if it could then that would mean that your piss would fall out of you at any oppurtunity

2- I know some guys are happy to swallow it, but how do you do it without getting the sperm on yourself? I've always got a bottle of water by my bed, what if I swallowed it from the lid, quickly had some water, and then put the lid back on the bottle (and then went to sleep)? you could just cum into a tissue then put it in the toilet. alternatively you could cum on yourself, wipe it with toilet paper then flush it in the toilet

[ArthurHannenburg]

Based of your original question and replies it sounds like you’re more concerned about cleanup than relief. It doesn’t need to be 100% effective people know that jerking off is normal.
The best assured way of no mess is shooting your load directly into the toilet and just flushing it away.

[HeyCameron]

Yeah, directly into the toilet is what I've done. Anything else just seems too messy. It helps that I basically have my own bathroom. But even if you don't, it works. There's where I will "finish" even if the rest of the time, I'm in my room.

[jamie_n5]

I wouldn't try to hold it in. We guys with foreskins can actually ejaculate into our foreskins and then just clean up from there with tissues. Other than doing it in the bath or shower I would say you need some kind of material to clean yourself up with.

[Hermes]

Based of your original question and replies it sounds like you’re more concerned about cleanup than relief. It doesn’t need to be 100% effective people know that jerking off is normal.
Agreed
The best assured way of no mess is shooting your load directly into the toilet and just flushing it away.
That's not guaranteed to be mess-free, though. When you're hard your dick doesn't really want to point downwards towards the bowl so you're left trying to guess how far it will go and be the right distance back so that it drops in. One time I tried it because that was the only place with privacy it shot further than I expected and got the cistern, the wall and the floor with hardly any in the bowl.
I wouldn't try to hold it in. We guys with foreskins can actually ejaculate into our foreskins and then just clean up from there with tissues....
I think you have to have a long foreskin to do that, but a neat trick.

And in my first post I forgot to address the idea of blocking the urethra by squeezing your penis to stop it coming out. It does not seem to be clear whether this causes damage or not with opinions expressed either way so why take the risk? If you were to damage one of your urethral sphincters, which seems to be the risk, it would leave you leaking pee and needing incontinence pants. Even if it doesn't damage anything I bet doesn't feel as good which comes right back to Arthur's point: an orgasm is supposed to be an intense pleasure, don't compromise that by being too focused on mess avoidance.

[kayin]

I have never tried the squeezing thing

[Zachary G]

1) swallow it - catch it in a cup or something and take it that way
2) do it in the shower - it goes down the drain with the water
3) shoot it in the toilet - flush and go on about your business

[jamie_n5]

And in my first post I forgot to address the idea of blocking the urethra by squeezing your penis to stop it coming out. It does not seem to be clear whether this causes damage or not with opinions expressed either way so why take the risk? If you were to damage one of your urethral sphincters, which seems to be the risk, it would leave you leaking pee and needing incontinence pants. Even if it doesn't damage anything I bet doesn't feel as good which comes right back to Arthur's point: an orgasm is supposed to be an intense pleasure, don't compromise that by being too focused on mess avoidance.[/QUOTE]

I totally agree here. Like I said if your foreskin allows you could cum in there but under no circumstances would I stop semen from ejaculating from the urethra.

[Diable rouge]

What do you guys think about these ways to clean up...

1- I read that if you squeeze your penis at orgasm the sperm stays in you. Is that something anyone has heard about? Is it safe?

2- I know some guys are happy to swallow it, but how do you do it without getting the sperm on yourself? I've always got a bottle of water by my bed, what if I swallowed it from the lid, quickly had some water, and then put the lid back on the bottle (and then went to sleep)?

Any other ways you can think of?

1) It seems it's not recommended to do that, it might be dangerous to squeeze your penis and not letting the sperm out.

2) Use a glass or cup, drink, sleep and clean the next morning. The bottle is not a good idea and hard to clean.

I too usually eat mine because it doesn't leave any trace and it's easy. It was becoming really tiring to avoid leaving evidence and spoiled my wank sessions. Usually I cum in my hand or on my belly and lick it though.

[HFrint]

I’m confused by the question...

Are you talking about a way to not leave any trace whatsoever of your cum? Then do it in the shower. It all goes down the drain.

[JayA]

Shower --- everything goes down the drain -- no evidence remains.

[Boing05]

OK so best not squeeze. It does look like it might be bad for you. I'll try and find more out about swallowing. The shower is clean but not as comfortable I would guess, not sure.

[Falcons_11]

You could have a cotton sock available and jerk off into it. That hardly leaves any trace of sperm. Then just put the sock into your laundry to be washed. The best way is to jerk off in the shower. The water washes it all away. No trace.

[Stevan LT]

You can sperm on your stomach and then shower ��

[Jrunner]

Pressure washer, just pressure wash it all away, then not even csi miami will find it

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Pressure washer, just pressure wash it all away, then not even csi miami will find it

Pressure wash your skin too?

[HFrint]

If you are into it try eating it. Makes for an interesting snack. Keep something in your room to dip in it like crackers or bread.