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Blake2003
March 21st, 2019, 10:58 PM
So I was watching tv earlier. I was just laying on the couch in just some underarmour basketball shorts on with no shirt. My mom was sitting on the arm chair next to me and my dad was on the computer nearby. Anyway, we were watching this show on tv and suddenly I start getting really hard. My basketball shorts started tenting really bad. I had to quickly grab a couch pillow and cover the tent my boner was making so my mom and dad didn’t see it. This show wasn’t even sexy or anything and I popped a boner. I don’t understand it. I know my mom must have noticed my boner. But she didn’t say anything. I sat there for nearly half an hour with a pillow over the front of my shorts. I wanted to go to the bathroom to just jack off since my dick wouldn’t go down, but my parents would have noticed. Has this happened to any of you guys, and did your parents notice and what did they say? I didn’t know what else to do.

arnorway
March 22nd, 2019, 01:03 AM
sure has happened to me in front of family, but i am never in just shorts, always wear shirt and underwear as well, so it's not too bad, unless i am in pajamas. i think the most frequent any of my family have seen a tent like that is in the morning when they wake me up and they duvet/cover is not over me. it's really embarressing, but my parents told me and my brothers it's normal. still don't like it when it happens

Wtd_
March 22nd, 2019, 03:34 AM
Luckilly this has never happened to me but sounds awkward as hell.

MasonBA
March 22nd, 2019, 08:35 AM
we get hard for no reason, happens to me all the time. Usually just in my underpants at home so when I get one I grab a pillow like you did. Mom knows boys get boners and she doesn't say anything. My parents take turns waking me and my brother up on school days and we both sleep nude so they've seen our boners lots of times

JayA
March 22nd, 2019, 08:41 AM
Been there, done that --- thankfully both parents left the room fairly quickly after and I was able to escape to my room......

Blake2003
March 22nd, 2019, 08:42 AM
sure has happened to me in front of family, but i am never in just shorts, always wear shirt and underwear as well

I had boxers on underneath my basketball shorts. But they didn’t make a difference sadly.

Blake2003
March 22nd, 2019, 08:42 AM
Luckilly this has never happened to me but sounds awkward as hell.

Extremely awkward.

ska8er
March 22nd, 2019, 08:45 AM
It has happened to me many times. They
probably noticed it but they never said
anything. Im sure they know it happens.
U should have excused urself and just left
the room or said nothing.

arnorway
March 22nd, 2019, 08:46 AM
I had boxers on underneath my basketball shorts. But they didn’t make a difference sadly.

i wear briefs, they are better to conceal i think :P

ska8er
March 22nd, 2019, 08:48 AM
Extremely awkward.

It happens and really u have
to just try to make the best of
the situation.

justa16yearoldaussie
March 22nd, 2019, 09:29 AM
i usually don’t get random boners surprisingly but a lot of people i know, maybe just wait to jerk off until a time that will keep your dignity intact

rgconrad23
March 22nd, 2019, 01:02 PM
Yes, spontaneous erection for no explained reason - I am all too familiar with this! Two quick stories - first I was at an indoor pool playing water basketball with some buddies, the ball got lost on deck so I jumped out to grab it, pick the ball up, turn around to return, and everyone is pointing and laughing - yes indeed.

Story two - out mowing the lawn one lovely summer afternoon and I feel a lil something in the nether region, look down and sure enough. No biggie right? Turn around and there is my female neighbor who is 30 something and frankly not that bad looking. Oh, she saw, she saw it all. I was so embarrassed.

jamie_n5
March 22nd, 2019, 01:04 PM
It's just something that happens to teens. There is precious little you can do except grin and bare it.

Zachary G
March 22nd, 2019, 01:08 PM
well, being nudist and the only boy in the house, ive popped bones plenty of times for no reason and my parents have seen them, though i try to hide them or just go to my room until it goes down, no big deal.

Drewwho
March 22nd, 2019, 01:12 PM
Boners happen!

My mother just ignores it. My father will think he's being funny by pointing it out to everyone in the room and making a joke of it. My brother and I will probably tease each other about it if one of us gets a random.

I guess we're a dysfunctional family. The only way to survive at home is with humour.

NoLimitGuy
March 22nd, 2019, 03:00 PM
Well, I walk around with my boner(after JO) around the flat and even if someone's home. But I have it in my pants and I position it in the way it looks like a normal bulge, lol... Your case. I don't know your age, but I'll asume it's 15-16. At this age spontaneous hard-ons are nirmal. You don't need to do anything or see anything and it will arise anyway. And if you are focused on your boner, of course, it won't leave you that quickly, so when having such a situation, you should think of something else. Plus, it might just be your organism signalign that you need to pee...

toby69
March 22nd, 2019, 10:55 PM
When I was 13 one day my Mom had a lady friend to tea. I joined them. When the friend left my Mom said to me, "Toby, you must do something about your erections". I didn't realize I had a boner in my pants. So she has seen me hard more than once.

antandlope
March 23rd, 2019, 12:07 AM
Definitely has happened, we boys just have that happen sometimes - completely out of the blue. Totally normal, it’s just puberty & our brains being weird. If it happens try to think of something really boring cause thinking about it more will just keep it hard...

EthanMTX
March 23rd, 2019, 10:22 AM
This happens to me a lot. Just does it and don’t get why it does. Have to run and put on shorts or something if just hanging out in my underwear which I do a lot. Very embarrassing at home around your mom and dad too. They are open enough about all kinds of things, but I asked my dad about it and he said it’s my age, puberty, and hormones… a stiff breeze will make me get a boner. It still happens to him some at his age and it will when I am his age. Anyway, they are both like don’t be embarrassed, just cover up and it will go away. I'm like, I really don’t want them to see me that way and parents always have some kind of line to say. We have seen 100’s of times…omg. That will make go down…LOL. I guess I should just wear shorts at home now.

GiJoe
March 23rd, 2019, 12:49 PM
It happens to me a lot I think about other things which helps. I wake up night and in morning and wrestling it happens its normal Maybe tell parents what going throw and how you feal it may help

thematt002
March 23rd, 2019, 12:59 PM
It has happened sometimes, as others have said we can get a boner out of the blue. I'm sure they have noticed sometimes but never said anything.

The worst times are with wet swim trunks or when in summer I'm sleeping in my underwear with no cover and someone comes in in the morning. It's almost impossible to hide it :D

It's always awkward but just try to ignore it.

Matt 04
March 23rd, 2019, 01:24 PM
I may be lucky or unlucky that my boner points downward. It can stick out of the leg in my shorts sometimes so i don't wear those around parents. Sometimes it hurts lots and i will either jack or think of something gross like seeing an ugly old woman naked.

ShineintheDark
March 23rd, 2019, 07:15 PM
Get random boners pretty often but never really with family. Not much you can do but try and wait it out

scott2002
March 23rd, 2019, 11:14 PM
It's just me and my mom, living in a small crappy apartment ever since I was 14 (3 years ago) when my parents got divorced. Honestly, my mom and I don't get along very well and we really don't even see each other much anymore. If I'm out in the living room watching TV or whatever, if I get an erection I don;t even try to hide it from her seeing or noticing it. It is what it is. I'm a teenage guy. I get erections for no reason. Deal with it.
Just last week I got up and walked past her and told her I was going to bed, and it was freaking obvious I had a big hard-on going on in my shorts. She said nothing.

Diable rouge
March 24th, 2019, 09:05 PM
I've been in similar situations, without obvious reason, and it feels terrible. There's not much you can do aside of hiding it and thinking about something else, since you can't get up.

Pitsirikos
April 12th, 2019, 03:31 PM
Yeah, it's something you can't avoid and they know it. So I am sure that they will just ignore it.

liittlefiish
April 12th, 2019, 10:25 PM
Pretty much same thing happened to me. I often get boner recently. I can get hard in a few seconds. when I was watching TV or waiting for or doing something a wild boner appeared.

hairy balls
April 12th, 2019, 11:07 PM
It has happened to me many times I am sure that they will just ignore it.

Brightwolf
April 13th, 2019, 10:38 AM
Like everyone else, it's happened/happens to me too. I usually pull my legs up to block their view but I'm sure they've noticed that it's happened. It's completely normal though, even if it's embarrassing.

Falcons_11
April 13th, 2019, 11:38 AM
Stuff happens, whether you are alone or with other people, including parents. When it happens to me I will use something to just cove it up. If nothing is available to cover up I will use my hands or turn over on my stomach, if that is possible. My parents have seen my with a boner. They are told me it's a normal thing for boys my age.

scott2002
April 13th, 2019, 12:15 PM
If it happens a lot and it embarrasses you, then just make sure there is a pillow or a blanket or even a book or magazine near you so you can cover it if it happens. I wouldn't worry about it at all. And if you do bone up a lot, just try to sit somewhere where you can easily leave the room without them getting an open view of your bulging crotch as you're leaving the room.

Franciscofixe
April 13th, 2019, 01:08 PM
So I was watching tv earlier. I was just laying on the couch in just some underarmour basketball shorts on with no shirt. My mom was sitting on the arm chair next to me and my dad was on the computer nearby. Anyway, we were watching this show on tv and suddenly I start getting really hard. My basketball shorts started tenting really bad. I had to quickly grab a couch pillow and cover the tent my boner was making so my mom and dad didn’t see it. This show wasn’t even sexy or anything and I popped a boner. I don’t understand it. I know my mom must have noticed my boner. But she didn’t say anything. I sat there for nearly half an hour with a pillow over the front of my shorts. I wanted to go to the bathroom to just jack off since my dick wouldn’t go down, but my parents would have noticed. Has this happened to any of you guys, and did your parents notice and what did they say? I didn’t know what else to do.

That happened to me some times.
My dick is curved so it curves with the thigh. So I can hide it more or less easily.
Also I almost never am without a shirt and basketball shorts with my parents. Here is not that common doing that.

Oscar-V3.0
April 14th, 2019, 10:24 AM
So I was watching tv earlier. I was just laying on the couch in just some underarmour basketball shorts on with no shirt. My mom was sitting on the arm chair next to me and my dad was on the computer nearby. Anyway, we were watching this show on tv and suddenly I start getting really hard. My basketball shorts started tenting really bad. I had to quickly grab a couch pillow and cover the tent my boner was making so my mom and dad didn’t see it. This show wasn’t even sexy or anything and I popped a boner. I don’t understand it. I know my mom must have noticed my boner. But she didn’t say anything. I sat there for nearly half an hour with a pillow over the front of my shorts. I wanted to go to the bathroom to just jack off since my dick wouldn’t go down, but my parents would have noticed. Has this happened to any of you guys, and did your parents notice and what did they say? I didn’t know what else to do.

First stop thinking that your parents are looking at your crotch :D

Then maybe grab a newspaper or a magazine when you get up and orient it in a way that it gets in the way between your bulge and their eyesight

bily.bob96
April 15th, 2019, 01:53 AM
It has happened sometimes.

Diable rouge
April 27th, 2019, 08:20 PM
I may be lucky or unlucky that my boner points downward. It can stick out of the leg in my shorts sometimes so i don't wear those around parents.
What's the length of you shorts lol? and your penis? Do you go commando?

sportskid2006
April 27th, 2019, 08:23 PM
I usually always wear jeans. Kinda hard to notice.

mrmariomaster
April 28th, 2019, 07:57 AM
It’s happened to me when I was just in underwear before. I acted like nothing happened so I could show it off.

will2005x
May 31st, 2019, 10:27 AM
it happens, it's natural. just cover it like you did and maybe go somewhere private. if they get a tiny glimpse, it really doesn't matter!!

Djdj112
June 1st, 2019, 03:40 PM
I think doing your best to cover it up and acting normal is the best you can do, try angling yourself away from them slightly so it’s less noticeable.

SkyN
June 5th, 2019, 03:40 PM
It happens to me often, it's just hormones, but really embarrassing, but I think I hide it well eblnogh that they haven't noticed yet

flogrown2001
June 10th, 2019, 09:36 AM
It happens, you really just gotta make the best of it. Think of other things, and maybe just wear some looser clothing when you are with them so that you can hide it a little better. Other than that, you can't do that much unfortunately

teenboyNathan
June 10th, 2019, 09:21 PM
I usually have a pillow on my lap so of I get one while wearing loose shorts, it's hidden

Shooting-star
June 16th, 2019, 10:00 AM
Happens to me a lot, but I'm naked when I'm at home so yes they notice lol.

Daniel4
June 16th, 2019, 10:02 AM
Yea me too. Seems when its warmer out that happens.

scott2002
June 16th, 2019, 10:36 AM
Getting random boners while at home or wherever; reading, watching TV, on my phone, etc., it happens so often and for no reason that I hardly even notice them anymore. It seems like I'll even reach down and adjust myself if needed and not even realize that I'm doing it.

Ricky.h
June 22nd, 2019, 10:47 AM
So I was watching tv earlier. I was just laying on the couch in just some underarmour basketball shorts on with no shirt. My mom was sitting on the arm chair next to me and my dad was on the computer nearby. Anyway, we were watching this show on tv and suddenly I start getting really hard. My basketball shorts started tenting really bad. I had to quickly grab a couch pillow and cover the tent my boner was making so my mom and dad didn’t see it. This show wasn’t even sexy or anything and I popped a boner. I don’t understand it. I know my mom must have noticed my boner. But she didn’t say anything. I sat there for nearly half an hour with a pillow over the front of my shorts. I wanted to go to the bathroom to just jack off since my dick wouldn’t go down, but my parents would have noticed. Has this happened to any of you guys, and did your parents notice and what did they say? I didn’t know what else to do.

We are basically nudists. So being seen hard happens all the time. A sorta similar thing happened. Basically fam is all watching a movie me my dad mom and brother a sex scene comes and we all got hard cause it's a normal reaction. We all kinda just laugh it off then we started talking about our experiences which spawned more erections but we are chill so it's no deal

MisterMister2000
June 23rd, 2019, 12:04 AM
So I was watching tv earlier. I was just laying on the couch in just some underarmour basketball shorts on with no shirt. My mom was sitting on the arm chair next to me and my dad was on the computer nearby. Anyway, we were watching this show on tv and suddenly I start getting really hard. My basketball shorts started tenting really bad. I had to quickly grab a couch pillow and cover the tent my boner was making so my mom and dad didn’t see it. This show wasn’t even sexy or anything and I popped a boner. I don’t understand it. I know my mom must have noticed my boner. But she didn’t say anything. I sat there for nearly half an hour with a pillow over the front of my shorts. I wanted to go to the bathroom to just jack off since my dick wouldn’t go down, but my parents would have noticed. Has this happened to any of you guys, and did your parents notice and what did they say? I didn’t know what else to do.

I have before but I wear briefs so it's not obvious...but if I need to adjust then it's awkward esp if I've seen doing it, haha. No one has ever said anything and not sure why they would...how awkward. My brother has but that's different. LOL

Dynamite_Pickle
May 14th, 2020, 12:38 PM
My at home uniform is freeballing in basketballs shorts and wearing nothing else, but it is a guaranteed boner for me because it feels like wearing nothing at all. If you're not cool with your mom and dad seeing your wood, you might consider changing your loungewear, because as you know popping a boner in basketball shorts is impossible to hide especially if you're on the bigger side.

Atlantis
May 15th, 2020, 08:17 AM
My at home uniform is freeballing in basketballs shorts and wearing nothing else, but it is a guaranteed boner for me because it feels like wearing nothing at all. If you're not cool with your mom and dad seeing your wood, you might consider changing your loungewear, because as you know popping a boner in basketball shorts is impossible to hide especially if you're on the bigger side.

please don't bump old threads :locked: