What's your favorite quotes from videogames?

[Pultost]

Thought it might be fun to see what everybody's favorite quotes from videogames might be.

At the moment, one of my favorites is: "Just die already, so I can take your stuff!", spoken by a random bandit from Skyrim. xD

[Jason2005]

"WAR GAMES"
Would you like to play a game?

[InternetTeen]

Yeah Skyrim has some great quotes
My favourite is from Uncharted 1 (i think)

Sully: "I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church".
Drake: "...You brought a hooker to church?"

[Spooky_Eli]

Yeah Skyrim has some great quotes
My favourite is from Uncharted 1 (i think)

Sully: "I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church".
Drake: "...You brought a hooker to church?"
shall i mention the syrim quote that shall not be named?...

[Sailor Mars]

shall i mention the syrim quote that shall not be named?...

dear God no, let it rest in 2012

I’ve always loved Abigail in Stardew Valley, and "The valley looks more interesting in the rain...don't you think?"

[Spooky_Eli]

:evil2:"But then I took an arrow to the knee..."

sorry, couldn't resist

[Pultost]

"Great. Bugs are writing songs about you. Mark my words. You'll regret this."

-Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect.

[pageninetynine]

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

[Pultost]

"You probably didn't think you were going to die today. Surprise!"

-Postal Dude, Postal 2.

[Karalectric]

All your base are belong to us :P

https://youtu.be/8fvTxv46ano

[Pultost]

All your base are belong to us :P

https://youtu.be/8fvTxv46ano

Got to love the good, old "Engrish". :lol:

[pageninetynine]

Finish him.

[InternetTeen]

You couldn't find your ass with both hands....and a map

Uncharted 2

[Gazebo]

“I am the monument to all of your sins”

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/halo/images/e/e6/H2A_Gravemind.png/revision/latest?cb=20150501124536

[Karalectric]

"The cake is a lie"

[Merk]

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!"
https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM

[Animal3393]

Mess with the best you die like the rest. From Star Wars x wing alliance

[InternetTeen]

Mess with the best you die like the rest. From Star Wars x wing alliance

That's also a quote in Black Ops 3 lol

[Falcons_11]

2 from Duke Nukem

"It's time to kick your ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

"Eat shit and die!"

[Sailor Mars]

2 from Duke Nukem

"It's time to kick your ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

"Eat shit and die!"

Haha Duke Nukem is great

[RileyX]

"I lied" - darth vader from force unleashed

Any 4th wall break in jak and daxter series or the dead pool game for that matter

Anything Lester or trevor says in GTA 5

Ordis from warfram is kinda funny

Lol mortal kombat has a few good ones, "get over here" and the occasional "tosty"

Halo 2 has a good scene with johson

I cant think of others but so many good games with good lines

[KatieCO2003]

AHHHH NU CHIKI BRIKI, IV DAMKE! (queue hardbass music)

[Pultost]

"Passport! Arstotzka so great, passport not required. Right?"

[xSashax]

Winner winner chicken dinner

[Pultost]

"You fight like a dairy farmer."
"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

[InternetTeen]

"Bear, bear! Run you stupid piece of shit!"

[Spooky_Eli]

"It's time to kick your ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum"


I belive this is a paraphrasing of a line from the film "They Live" ...

[Pultost]

"You can't shoot shit!"
"Well, shit ain't what I'm trying to shoot!"

[Beachgirl16]

One of my favorite quotes of all time

Infamous 2

Cole: “Half as long,”
Zeke: “Twice as bright”

[Pultost]

"Hello. I'm Larry; Larry Laffer. *chuckles*"

[Confused_panda]

http://ihorizoni.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/cake-is-a-lie-edit-5.jpg

[LiberalTurboprop]

"Kaaahhhhr jikun, ida hau doongah."

I already know all about energy shields, you stupid green Twi'lek.

[Pultost]

"You could warn me when I do something bad. Blink once for dark side, twice for light."

[AussieNicholas]

"Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?"

[Pultost]

"... I said something nice, not expensive, you selfish ****ing cow!"

[LiberalTurboprop]

[Something seems to be bothering Carth. Maybe you should speak to him and see if you can get him to open up about it]
"I don't want to talk about it."

[Pultost]

[Something seems to be bothering Carth. Maybe you should speak to him and see if you can get him to open up about it]
"I don't want to talk about it."

KOTOR logic. :lol:

[foxwolf]

detras de ti imbecil !

[Tyler111]

"I used to do drugs"
-Bandit, Rainbow 6: Siege

[danielmx]

"War. War never changes", from the fallout series

[Spooky_Eli]

"Everything is permitted? I like the sound of that. Thinking what I like and acting how I please."

Assassin's Creed IV.

[Pultost]

"My scythe. I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be."

-Manuel Calavera, Grim Fandango

[Masquerade]

"Welcome to Axe Town. Population: YOUR FACE!!!"

Zeke Von Genbu - Xenoblade Chronicles 2

[ArfyMcPeesh]

Aw, everybody cheating! - Waluigi in Mario Kart 8

[InternetTeen]

'Sounds like someone strangled a clarinet player and I talk from experience.' - GTA V

[Pultost]

"I sense a disturbance in the Force."
"You always sense a disturbance in the Force. But yeah—I sense it too."

-Jedi Academy

[KAG2020]

"Oh no!"

-Super Mario Bros

[Pultost]

"The switch is probably hidden in a room somewhere on the 12th. floor. It makes no sense."

-Jedi Academy

(NOTE: That quote is taken from my memory only, so it might not be 100% accurate)

[drhalsey1]

"Caution's nothing without charisma! For if a man plays the fool, then it's only fools he'll persuade. But appear to be the devil, and all men will submit."

-Blackbeard, Assassin's Creed 4

I just think it sounds cool from him

[Pultost]

TOILET BRUSH UP YOUR ASS!

A passenger from Night Call.

[Gazebo]

Darth Vader: “You would be wise to surrender.”
Cal: “Yeah, probably.”

-Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order

[Pultost]

Still not bitten.

-The walking deaf, season 2.

[just.some.random.boy]

"Gentleman, welcome to Dubai"

Spec ops the line

[Pultost]

Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

-Knights of the Old Republic

[Gazebo]

Explanation: two per cent probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

-Knights of the Old Republic

You like a lot of quotes from Star Wars games! Are you a SW fan too, I assume?

[Pultost]

You like a lot of quotes from Star Wars games! Are you a SW fan too, I assume?

You can say that. Star Wars is my religion. :D

[Gazebo]

You can say that. Star Wars is my religion. :D

Ah good, another person of culture then!
https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/ygqtpoe1ue341.png

[Pultost]

Ah good, another person of culture then!
image (https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/ygqtpoe1ue341.png)

That's right, culture is my middle name. ;)

[AustinAw3some]

"He has fought long and hard, and now he is about to face his stiffest challenge" Castlevania: Lord of Shadows

[Pultost]

"Turn around, walk away, blow town. That would have been the smart thing to do. I guess I wasn't that smart."

From the family friendly, crazy-comedy game, Max Payne. xD

[Xavier16]

"The heart may be weak. And sometimes, it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out!"

-Sora from Kingdom Hearts

[Pultost]

"Hey, hey Tommy, Tommy, look, I had this mini-bar installed."
"We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken."

From GTA: Vice City