Mad boners!

[PositiveVibes]

Any other boys be popping crazy boners, even when they're like not even feeling horny?

E.g today i hugged my friends mom and got one! Awks.


And the other day i was at the gym, with my friend in her yoga class, and i popped another one too.

How do you guys hide/control yours sometimes? I guess it's just hormones esp at the gym mixed with all the cute thicc girls in yoga pants haha but definitely need to be less hard sometimes.

[Maxbreak]

Yeah always at the wrong time. Sometimes I stick my hands in my pockets and try and adjust the direction.

[PositiveVibes]

Yeah always at the wrong time. Sometimes I stick my hands in my pockets and try and adjust the direction.


Haha yeah but it'd be even more awkward if someone noticed that!

[teeeem]

For me, a majority of the time if I dont have a boner I'm always semi-hard but I just let it be hanging down as much as possible or I just adjust it to the left side

[ShineintheDark]

It sucks when hormones are high. Best you can do is re-adjust and try and think of non-sexual stuff to help it go down.

[tessa-]

Can’t you just put ice on it or something?

[teenboyNathan]

Yup, it happens all the time. It's a part of puberty so you have to get used to it. Readjusting your dick helps it go down sometimes and makes it less noticeable

[KatieCO2003]

LOL! Stiffler's Mom!

[arnorway]

Any other boys be popping crazy boners, even when they're like not even feeling horny?
How do you guys hide/control yours sometimes?

i get them too, for no real reason. definitely not horny in like math class, but it happens
i try not to fumble around down there too much because that will make it only more obvious, but if i have to adjust it, i do it like in the bathroom

[scott2002]

i get them too, for no real reason. definitely not horny in like math class, but it happens.
Oh don't I know! In 8th grade math class the teacher would randomly pick kids to go the whiteboard and write out one of the assigned homework math problems. It seemed like almost every time she'd point to me ("Scott, do number 13.") OH NO!!!! I'd have one of those non-sexual rock hard boners going on!
I'd try my best to hold my paper in front of me until I got to the board, and then stay close to the board as best I could!

[rioo]

Drink tea. I've heard people talking about drink tea daily help their blood stream

[arnorway]

Drink tea. I've heard people talking about drink tea daily help their blood stream

i drink loads of tea, especially in winter. are you saying i would have even more if i didn't? :confused::eek:

[RCT109]

Id like to say it gets less and less as you age , however, I can be at work and get one

[Naturelover]

Can’t you just put ice on it or something?

Yes, that's not nice anymore with every little thing you will be horny.

[mick01]

Can’t you just put ice on it or something?

How would we explain carrying ice around school or sticking ice down our pants during class lol?

[PositiveVibes]

Yeah always at the wrong time. Sometimes I stick my hands in my pockets and try and adjust the direction.

Hahah agreed!

[PositiveVibes]

LOL! Stiffler's Mom!

Haha i wish something like that happened, although i've got too much respect for any friend to even think about that lol

[Diable rouge]

It has happened to me many times, at school, in the streets, etc. Always embarrassing.

[Oscar-V3.0]

Any other boys be popping crazy boners, even when they're like not even feeling horny?

E.g today i hugged my friends mom and got one! Awks.


And the other day i was at the gym, with my friend in her yoga class, and i popped another one too.

How do you guys hide/control yours sometimes? I guess it's just hormones esp at the gym mixed with all the cute thicc girls in yoga pants haha but definitely need to be less hard sometimes.
It often happens at school during classes, that's pretty annoying I try to put willy back in place :/

[kro814]

I is all part of puberty. But I would be really embarrassed if it happened when I was hugging my friend's mom.

[justa16yearoldaussie]

LOL! Stiffler's Mom!

I laughed way to hard at that haha. yeah just re-adjust or think other things, time is really the only thing to get rid of it tho since the part of your nervous system which controls erections is autonomous (you don't have a say in when it happens, unless you stimulate it)

[ChloeF]

I laughed way to hard at that haha. yeah just re-adjust or think other things, time is really the only thing to get rid of it tho since the part of your nervous system which controls erections is autonomous (you don't have a say in when it happens, unless you stimulate it)
lt's not autonomous if you can stimulate it.

[PositiveVibes]

lt's not autonomous if you can stimulate it.

it often feels like it's got a mind of it's own ngl haha

[justa16yearoldaussie]

lt's not autonomous if you can stimulate it.

That's why I said in brackets, yes you can inflict one yourself, but your nervous system gives you an erection whether you want it or not, making it autonomous. An example could be how a Tesla Model S is autonomous but you have to turn on the autonomous mode for it to drive itself. Some definitions below;

a quote from NCBI: "Penile erection is a vascular event controlled by the autonomic nervous system"

Autonomic nervous system: The part of the nervous system responsible for control of the bodily functions not consciously directed, such as breathing, the heartbeat, and digestive processes.

So in essence it's like a reflex, sorry if that came across as argumentative or anal.

[MasonBA]

they happen to me whenever, nothing i can do about it, most times, so just try and ignore it

[ChloeF]

it often feels like it's got a mind of it's own ngl haha
Lol, the little head rules the big head!

[arnorway]

Lol, the little head rules the big head!

how true :whoops:

[PositiveVibes]

Lol, the little head rules the big head!

I won’t even argue with that but there’s plenty of girls out there who are the same x

[ChloeF]

I won’t even argue with that but there’s plenty of girls out there who are the same x
The difference is you have no idea whether we're horny or not.

[ArfyMcPeesh]

The difference is you have no idea whether we're horny or not.

Not to be sexist or ignorant or anything but why do girls get to be horny and we don’t get to know? If I’m horny and get an erection I’m a pervert but if a girl gets horny it’s okay. Trust me, I wish I could control my penis at times but it ain’t gonna happen.

Honestly, I wish girls would be more open instead of hiding it. Guys are horny 90 percent of the time and asleep the other 10, but were in the dark about when girls are and I at least don’t know what to do about it so just any hints would be helpful.

Sry about the rant, I’m pretty crazy sometimes

[ShineintheDark]

Not to be sexist or ignorant or anything but why do girls get to be horny and we don’t get to know? If I’m horny and get an erection I’m a pervert but if a girl gets horny it’s okay. Trust me, I wish I could control my penis at times but it ain’t gonna happen.

Honestly, I wish girls would be more open instead of hiding it. Guys are horny 90 percent of the time and asleep the other 10, but were in the dark about when girls are and I at least don’t know what to do about it so just any hints would be helpful.

Sry about the rant, I’m pretty crazy sometimes

I think it's less some gender bias and more that society in general is very conservative when it comes to sex and so, when boys have a more visible sign of being horny, they inevitably get harped on more for it. If women had some physical sign of sexual arousal (going purple for example) they'd probably get harped on too.

[ArfyMcPeesh]

I think it's less some gender bias and more that society in general is very conservative when it comes to sex and so, when boys have a more visible sign of being horny, they inevitably get harped on more for it. If women had some physical sign of sexual arousal (going purple for example) they'd probably get harped on too.

Exactly. And tbh I’ve never been in a relationship so I’m probably not the best person to comment but I also have some self control so if I’m horny and have like the title says mad boners I’m not going to push against anyone or show off or try to get action or anything but if who I’m with wants to really I won’t say no, just how do you tell?

[ShineintheDark]

Exactly. And tbh I’ve never been in a relationship so I’m probably not the best person to comment but I also have some self control so if I’m horny and have like the title says mad boners I’m not going to push against anyone or show off or try to get action or anything but if who I’m with wants to really I won’t say no, just how do you tell?

I mean I'd hope they'd tell you.

[PositiveVibes]

The difference is you have no idea whether we're horny or not.

Haha it’s more easily spottable than you think in the right environment 😉

[EvaNL]

Not to be sexist or ignorant or anything but why do girls get to be horny and we don’t get to know? If I’m horny and get an erection I’m a pervert but if a girl gets horny it’s okay. Trust me, I wish I could control my penis at times but it ain’t gonna happen.

Honestly, I wish girls would be more open instead of hiding it. Guys are horny 90 percent of the time and asleep the other 10, but were in the dark about when girls are and I at least don’t know what to do about it so just any hints would be helpful.

Sry about the rant, I’m pretty crazy sometimes

As soon as guys get monthly cramps and pains, we girls will tell you when we're horny. Sounds like a good deal to me!

[ArfyMcPeesh]

As soon as guys get monthly cramps and pains, we girls will tell you when we're horny. Sounds like a good deal to me!

Lol ok honestly I’d take that deal.

Like I said I’m not trying to be ignorant it’s just I really have a hard time decoding girls like even my sisters (totally not in any sexual way!) when they want attention or to be left alone or to talk or when we’ve talked enough about stuff or anything. I admit boys are dumb.

[Zika]

Lol ok honestly I’d take that deal.

Like I said I’m not trying to be ignorant it’s just I really have a hard time decoding girls like even my sisters (totally not in any sexual way!) when they want attention or to be left alone or to talk or when we’ve talked enough about stuff or anything. I admit boys are dumb.

Boys aren't dumb.

The general consensus is girls tend to believe boys should be able to read their mind. And to not expect them to have the same response in the same situation in the future.

While there's a stereotype of males being poor at communicating, the reality is often the opposite.

[EvaNL]

Lol ok honestly I’d take that deal.

Like I said I’m not trying to be ignorant it’s just I really have a hard time decoding girls like even my sisters (totally not in any sexual way!) when they want attention or to be left alone or to talk or when we’ve talked enough about stuff or anything. I admit boys are dumb.

If a girl wants you to know she's horny, you will know.
But this is going offtopic, so I'll leave it at that.

[ChloeF]

Haha it’s more easily spottable than you think in the right environment 😉
What environment might that be?

[PositiveVibes]

What environment might that be?

Houseparties, the gym, lot of social events lol. it depends aha

[samuel15]

It's the same as when you try to not think of an pink zebra, when you think "don't get a boner" all you start doing is thinking about boners... That's why you get one in strange situations

[ChloeF]

Houseparties, the gym, lot of social events lol. it depends aha
So what signs are you seeing that a girl might be aroused?

[ArfyMcPeesh]

It's the same as when you try to not think of an pink zebra, when you think "don't get a boner" all you start doing is thinking about boners... That's why you get one in strange situations

And yet people don’t understand why I call them no reason boners

[PositiveVibes]

So what signs are you seeing that a girl might be aroused?

Hahah we’ll just body language and the way they are, the way they’re talking, eye contact, and sometimes hard nipplles if I’m lucky but that’s rare aha x

[Pultost]

Look a guy in the eyes for too long, and he'll get a boner. :lol: Shit happens.

[pauly]

I reckon that unwanted boners decline gradually as we get towards the end of puberty.

Hopefully, that's not the beginning of senility!

[Pultost]

I reckon that unwanted boners decline gradually as we get towards the end of puberty.

Hopefully, that's not the beginning of senility!

Unless your puberty ends in your 70's, I think you're safe. xD

[Falcons_11]

Look a guy in the eyes for too long, and he'll get a boner. :lol: Shit happens.

How true! How true! Blue balls happen!

[Socal dude]

Lol good one

[Pultost]

How true! How true! Blue balls happen!

So they're not a myth after all. xD

[Falcons_11]

So they're not a myth after all. xD

Nope...no myth. I can attest to that!! :eek:

[Pultost]

Nope...no myth. I can attest to that!! :eek:

That must suck, I've heard they can be quite painful.

[Falcons_11]

That must suck, I've heard they can be quite painful.

They can be painful. It take a while for the pain to subside, at least when it happened to me.

Is there a female equivalent? When girls get very horny are there any pains?

[Pultost]

They can be painful. It take a while for the pain to subside, at least when it happened to me.

Is there a female equivalent? When girls get very horny are there any pains?

I can only speak for myself, but I haven't experienced any pain due to being horny, it's been quite sensitive some times, to the point when it almost hurts, but not quite, if that makes sense?

[Zika]

So they're not a myth after all. xD

haha, no, blue balls are not a myth at. all.

But waiting for the pain to subside just prolongs it. You can usually short-circuit the pain.

[wrecked]

Lol, the little head rules the big head!


so true:wub:

[joshyM]

I get random ones all the time too lol. It just happens lol can’t help it

[Cassius16]

I have one almost every morning when I wake up and I also pop boners throughout the day

[Socal dude]

I get them all the time, especially when I go to a local nude beach, tho I try not to get one out of respect but it happens lol

[jkoby936]

Sometimes you just get them at worst time!

[Pultost]

Sometimes you just get them at worst time!

And then someone calls you over. :lol:

[Blake2003]

Lol every day it seems. I get hard at the most awkward and inconvenient times. I hide it by either tucking my dick up into the waistband of my boxers or just try to cover it with something.