What do guys actually think about semen?

[Style-ish]

Do you think it's good or bad that it's part of masturbation, or is it just 'there' and you don't really think about it?

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse?
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that?
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair?
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up?
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it?
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol
7. How do you normally clean up?
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used?
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues?

Thanks for adding your answers.

[mangasandyoutube]

I mean I don't really think about it.
1.I don't think it would really change it, at least with masturbation. But it is pretty necessary otherwise.
2. Never really thought about it. I guess if there was a time where I didn't want it to get everywhere, I would use that to my advantage.
3. It doesn't usually, but yeah.
4. It would be a lot more convenient.
5. I have thought about it, but I've never been able to do it.
6. I mean I kinda just lay ther like "Well, what now?" lol
7. I usually use like a sock or underwear, because I don't always keep a box by me.
8. Pretty much. I try to clean it up quickly so that it's not just... there.
9. Nah. It's not like my parents go through the trash can in my bathroom. Lol

Yep!

[Commet]

Do you think it's good or bad that it's part of masturbation, or is it just 'there' and you don't really think about it?

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? i think worse. plus we'd all die out without it.
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? turn it off if i didn't have tissues
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? i don't make a special effort to
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? it's normal. i do it
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? done it 100s of times
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? not really. it's how life works
7. How do you normally clean up? tissues or swallow it
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? 50/50. no other ways now. toilet paper in the past
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? always flush them

Thanks for adding your answers. k

[thematthew]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? I think worse
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? I mean there is a way to do that
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? not really
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? no
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? yeah
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol not really
7. How do you normally clean up? tissues or hop in the shower
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? mostly
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? trash can

[Style-ish]

1.I don't think it would really change it, at least with masturbation. But it is pretty necessary otherwise.


Oh yeah, that's true. We'd all stop existing lol.

[Adamant]

Do you think it's good or bad that it's part of masturbation, or is it just 'there' and you don't really think about it?This

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse?It happens. Called a dry cum or dry wank before your body produces sperm
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that?
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair?Makes clean up a bit harder so prefer not to but its not what I am really thinking about attghe time.
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up?seems gross to me but if you lik eit....fine
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it?No
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? loltbh no
7. How do you normally clean up? Tiisues, shower
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used?
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues?Obviously .. who wants to advertise their masturbating habits?

[Maxbreak]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? I've never had a dry orgasm. I like cumming and wish I could shoot more!
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? I hear girls can have multiple orgasms. I'd love to come 2-3 times in a row
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? I'd rather be smooth. But I shaved once, ended up itchy and didn't do it again
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? Thought about it and usually loose interest when I actually cum
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it?Thought about it and usually loose interest when I actually cum
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol. Hehe yeah :-)
7. How do you normally clean up? Tissues or toilet paper
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? Always tissues or toilet paper
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? Yes. Flush them down the toilet

[Zachary G]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? I think it would be worse because I like to see the fruits of my labor

2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? It would come in handy in different situations

3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? Yes, when I have pubes

4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? Nothing wrong with it

5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? I have done and still do it sometimes

6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? Not at all

7. How do you normally clean up? Towels

8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? Yes

9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? If I have to use them, no.

[mick01]

Do you think it's good or bad that it's part of masturbation, or is it just 'there' and you don't really think about it? don't really think about it

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? No, I want to cum
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? Maybe turn off ejaculation when with my girlfriend if I knew it was safe
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? yes
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? not for me
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? I've only tasted mine once and didn't like it
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol no
7. How do you normally clean up? with tissues or paper towel
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? always the same
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? not really. I just put them in the trash.

[jamie_n5]

Do you think it's good or bad that it's part of masturbation, or is it just 'there' and you don't really think about it? I don't really think about it.

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? Depends I guess. Kinda hard to make babies without cum.
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? I suppose turn it off if you didn't want a mess to clean up.
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? No
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? Not my thing.
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? I have done it.
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol No I think it's cool.
7. How do you normally clean up? Tissues
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? Dirty undies.
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? Nope

[Jake445]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? I could do that before I started puberty and it's nice but orgasms with sperm are more intense.
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? You can have a little switch implanted for that and it seems very useful when having sex with someone.
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? I shave, not because of that but I definitely enjoy the easy cleanup with no hair to worry about.
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? It seems perfectly reasonable to clean up that way but it's not for me as it seems just pretty messy as you kind of have to scoop it up. It's definitely a good way of clean up with a sexual partner though.
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? Yeah, I have tried it, but it doesn't work so well.
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? I guess but it's just how things are for boys.
7. How do you normally clean up? I just wipe it up with a tissue.
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? It's always a tissue in the bed, in the shower I just wash it off.
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? I just put them in my rooms trashbin so I guess not.

[RileyX]

Do you think it's good or bad that it's part of masturbation, or is it just 'there' and you don't really think about it? I wouldnt say its bad but its just kinda there

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? it would be good for sex if i could orgasm without cumming
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? how i answered above, sometimes that release is too early
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? nope, just let it happen
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? i love when girls swallow
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? Thought about it but never done it
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol yea kinda because you just shot a mess all over yourself but some girls like seeing it and thats why i got into doing it
7. How do you normally clean up? sometimes leaving it in my sheets to dry, shower cleans up right away, in the bathroom you can just flush it down if thats where you shoot it, having a girl swallow it is easy, and if its on her or myself i use a tissue, towel or wipe to clean it off
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? Answered in previous question
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? yea a little bit, not everyone has to know what im doing

[Diable rouge]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? Worse

2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? Could be useful

3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? No

4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? Normal

5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? Ate it a lot of times


6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol It's quite cool but also normal

7. How do you normally clean up? Dirty underwear or swallow

8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? See above. I tend to swallow more at the moment since it's easy

9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? Obviously yes, though I have done it rarely.

[scott2002]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse?
Worse. Semen is the reason for the event. And, generally, the more semen released the BETTER the orgasm.
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that?
I'd get some crazy glue and glue the switch in the "ON" position permanently!
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair?
Nah. It's a mess and it makes it smell down there if you can't wash it out right away, but it's not a big deal for me.
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up?
I'm not big on it. Not even my own.
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it?
I've done it. I think it has an aftertaste.
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol
No. It's the reason for masturbating, really.
7. How do you normally clean up?
I keep a cum rag under my bed. Or, if I do it in the bathroom I just wash it off.
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used?
Mostly. If I'm real lazy I might just soak it up into the t-shirt I'm wearing if I'm not going anywhere.
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues?
I rarely ever use tissues anymore, but when I was 13 I was shocked to discover that the waste can full of soaked and dried tissues in my room SMELLED LIKE CUM, and I figured my mom would smell it, too.

[Hermes]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse?

Dry orgasms are good - the orgasm itself is the majority of the intensely good feeling but ejaculating definitely adds extra, pleasant sensations, plus it is fun to watch it happen. Then there is the psychological thing - starting to ejaculate is a step on the road to manhood and it would feel weird to go back the other way.

2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that?

There might be odd occasions when it would be good to choose not to ejacuate at the end of masturbating if it enabled doing in some place where cleaning up is not easy or even possible but that is going to be pretty rare. For the vast majority of the time I would choose to ejacuate.

Of course, as others have pointed out, it could be a useful form of birth control.

Finally, as ceasing to be horny upon cumming seems to be related to ejaculation rather than orgasm, if having a switch affected that too it could change edging so that instead of getting close several times and then, when time is running out or you're starting to get tired, going all the way and cumming one could orgasm several times with the ejaculation switch set to off and then, for the final time, set it to on so that your horniness goes and you can go to sleep or get up and do something else.

3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair?

I don't make a specific effort to but it doesn't mostly go there anyway as I have my penis pointed more up towards my chest rather than straight up in the air.

4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up?

There is nothing wrong with doing that if that's what you want but it isn't what I choose to do.

5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it?

Like most guys, I suspect, I have tasted mine occasionally but its not a regular thing and I have never considered it being my usual clean up method.

6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol

I don't find it weird - it feels good as it's landing there and it is nice to see how much you've produced at the end.

7. How do you normally clean up?

WIpe it off with the underwear I have taken off or a towel.

8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used?

The vast majority of the time I wipe with underwear/towel as above. Once you include things I have done occasionally the list gets quite long. I have cum directly into a piece of scrap paper, folded it up and put it in the trash, wiped up with toilet paper, tried aiming at the toilet and failed, not bothered clean up at all, cum in my underwear etc.

9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues?

Usually n/a and not at home. When staying round someone's I have snuck toilet paper out of the bathroom back to my room last bathroom visit at night and then snuck it back first bathroom visit in the morning to flush it.

[kyrocks03]

. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse?
I've had dry cums before I could jizz. I don't think the two are different really.
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that?
I like the feeling too much to turn it off.
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair?
Nah.
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up?
I love swallowing.
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it?
I've done it. I love it.
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol
No. It's the reason for masturbating, really.
7. How do you normally clean up?
I either jizz on my stomach and take a shower after, or I jizz into tissues and flush them.
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used?
Mostly.
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues?
Yes because your room will smell if you don't!!! I was always able to tell if a friend was jizzing yet by the smell of his room lol.

[InternetTeen]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? Depends on the situation
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? Depends on the situation
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? yes
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? Ew, no
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? I've tried it and it wasn't nice
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? No because it never gets on my belly
7. How do you normally clean up?Tissues
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used?Always the same
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues?Yes

[teenboyNathan]

Do you think it's good or bad that it's part of masturbation, or is it just 'there' and you don't really think about it? I don't think about it tbh

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? Probably worse. I like the feeling of having an orgasm while cumming
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? Depends on the situation
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? Yes
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? If other guys want to do it then it's normal to do
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? I've done it before but didn't like it
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol: No
7. How do you normally clean up? Using tissues
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? Usually use tissues unless I jerk in the shower
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? No

[Tsall]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? I think orgasm without cum would be worse. It’s not awful, but cum makes it a little better
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? During sex, so I can orgasm in her without wiring about ejaculating in her
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? Not really, no
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? I’ve done it twice. Don’t really like it.
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? Same as above
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? Not really. It’s nust cum.
7. How do you normally clean up? Cum into a tissue
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? Shower, toilet
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? Not really

[ArthurHannenburg]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? Worse, if you're having sex they want to see the results, you can always fake an orgasm
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? I'd use it so I can jerk off and get the pleasure but then if I want to build it up for a good wank or sex there'll be loads (no pun intended)
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? Nope
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? It's effective like
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? Yes I've done it and it was good enough
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? Nope it's normal
7. How do you normally clean up? With a cum rag or I just leave it
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? I used to just use tissues
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing? No I'm lucky to have privacy from parents and chill siblings

[CnfusdTeen192]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse?
It would be worse because it wouldn’t be the same.
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that?
I would use it to my own advantage for longer sex and for myself.
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair?
No doesn’t bother me.
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up?
It’s probably the best way to get rid of the evidence.
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it?
Yes I’ve done it, it’s ok.
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol
No it’s sort of satisfying
7. How do you normally clean up?
Tissue, Cum rag, sock, underwear, and leave it on
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used?
Just depends where I’m at.
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues?
Don’t use it often but yes.

[INACTIVEchaosphere]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? Depends on the situation. I would at least like to be able to try.

2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? Again, depends on who (if anyone) I was with and each of our preferences.

3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? I shave, partially because of that very problem.

4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? Yes.

5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? Yes.

6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol: I guess not really??

[citycanuck]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse?

I think it would be worse, ejaculating at the end is part of the overall pleasure.

2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that?

I can't imagine wanting to turn it off, but maybe if I could still orgasm then there might be places or situations where I then wouldn't have to worry about making a mess.

3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair?

Not really, most of it ends up on my stomach/chest anyway.

4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up?

It's something I sometimes do, I don't think there's anything wrong with it and I enjoy it.

5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it?

Yes, I've done it.

6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol

I don't think I've ever thought of it as funny or weird.

7. How do you normally clean up?

Usually I wipe it up with underwear or a t-shirt that then gets tossed in the laundry.

8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used?

I've used tissues or toilet paper, but I usually end up with bits of it stuck to my penis and then I have to pick it off.

9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues?

I don't usually use tissues so it's not a problem. If I were more of a tissue user I don't know if I'd care at that much about being discrete. I've noticed that some friends have waste baskets in their rooms, either by their beds or at their desks, and there's often a pile of tissues in them.

[RoxasTheLab]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? BETTER
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? bascially never cum again lol i HATE the clean up
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? yes every time
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? already do it lol
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? DO IT EVERY TIME
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? not really
7. How do you normally clean up? EAT IT
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? YES
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues NO

[jimbojones]

1. If you could orgasm but not cum, do you think that would be better or worse? Worse. It feels better to cum, and after, it’s just so satisfying to see my impressive nut all over myself. It’s one of the best parts of being a man.
2. What if you could turn ejaculation on and off whenever you wanted, how would you use that? I guess I might be able to get off faster.
3. Do you try to avoid it getting in your pubic hair? No.
4. What do you think about swallowing being a thing, as a way to clean up? If you like it, go for it, but it’s not really my thing.
5. Have you ever thought about swallowing it yourself, or done it? I’ve done it, yeah.
6. I heard a girl once tell my friend that she found it funny that guys get semen on themselves when they masturbate. Do you ever think it's kinda funny when you're laying there with it on your belly? lol Funny? Not really.
7. How do you normally clean up? I don’t. There’s nothing dirty about it, so I like to just admire it and then let it dry on it’s own.
8. Do you always clean up the same way, if not, what other ways have you used? Never do.
9. Do you try to be discrete with disposing of tissues? N/A, but I don’t really see the point. People shouldn’t be investigating your trash, and even if they are, your nut’s not something to be ashamed of.