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Bymyowndevices
September 10th, 2018, 10:40 PM
How many holes does a girl have? Which hole is supposed to be used for making her pregnant? :confused:

Katie2003
September 10th, 2018, 11:16 PM
Seriously? You can find anatomical drawings or real photos using a Google search.

Gazebo
September 11th, 2018, 12:43 AM
Girls and guys both have about five million holes, they’re called pores and they’re all over your skin

Pultost
September 11th, 2018, 04:50 AM
In order to get a girl pregnant, a guy must ejaculate inside one of her nostrils, everybody knows that. Left or right, it doesn't matter.

Bymyowndevices
September 11th, 2018, 08:02 AM
:D ^ lol

Katie2003
September 11th, 2018, 08:36 AM
In order to get a girl pregnant, a guy must ejaculate inside one of her nostrils, everybody knows that. Left or right, it doesn't matter.

Having tried both nostril sex and ear canal sex, I feel both are highly overrated. I was under the impression that doing it on the left side got you a boy baby and on the right side makes a girl baby.

Pultost
September 11th, 2018, 08:53 AM
Having tried both nostril sex and ear canal sex, I feel both are highly overrated. I was under the impression that doing it on the left side got you a boy baby and on the right side makes a girl baby.

Normally it is, but there are a few exceptions. Ears work as well, but that increases the chances for complication at birth.

Gazebo
September 11th, 2018, 09:22 AM
Ear canal sex does often lead to complications but it has a 74% chance to make the baby smarter. However, the method with the highest fertility rate is belly button sex

Falcons_11
September 11th, 2018, 02:57 PM
I think maybe we are being a little hard on Bymyowndevices here. Maybe he/she really doesn't know how babies are made. All of us had to learn about that at some time in our lives. None of us came out the womb knowing all about sex.

yeehaw
September 11th, 2018, 03:33 PM
This thread has gone off topic. :locked: