Best Love Triangle ever?

[iRide Ponies]

So High school Ball is coming up....





Z: Is female, straight. Has a crush on B but is going to the ball as friends with J.



B: Is Male, straight. Has massive crush (several years) on H. Going by self, him and H are only ones in our large friend group not paired up.



H: Is Lesbian. Nobody knows but me. Good friends with B, J, Me. Does not want to tell everyone she likes girls. Does not want to hurt Bs feelings but has told him often she doesn't like him as anything more than good friend. Going with self.



Jo: Is male, straight. Likes Z, something she conveniently ignores. Going as friends with Z, technically.



Je: Is male, gay. Going with C as friends. Big crush on Ja. Not openly gay, only few know.



C: Female, straight. Crush on Je. Does not realise Je is gay



Ja: Male. Who knows?



Any advice? Also, Best Answer to whoever guesses who I am first.

[Plasma]

I'm going to guess that you're Jo. I'm not going to try to make sense of the rest of that though

[Croconaw]

That's probably the most confusing thing I've seen. Are you Jo?

[iRide Ponies]

Exactly. No, am not Jo. Yes, its confusing. And stupid.

[Luminous]

It's 1:40 AM, I can barely keep my eyes open, nevermind type properly, and I actually understood this. Cray cray love mega triangle.

[KikiMekaka]

Meow?

And I think you're Je.

[Seemyheart]

I didn't understand any of that...tried investing in paper and writing down a graph or whatever...but that didn't help me...anyways! Are you Je

[TheLivingLie]

Obviously u won't be B cause u know H is lesbian so r u Je? Oh or maybe you r the outsider Ja

[Dwemer]

Its a confusing situation and I guess most of these people wont get anywhere with there feelings :/

[radsniper]

are you je

[Body odah Man]

This too complicated. If I want complication I go to Latin texts so I'm just guessing you're H.

[HUSTLEMAN]

You're either Je or Ja

[AndreaMaeBaby]

Personally, I think the best love triangle ever is this.

Captain Hook likes Snow White's daughter

Snow Whites Daughter likes Captain Hook, and Rumplestiltskin's son, but chooses HER son over the 2 of them

Rumplestiltskin's son loves Snow White's daughter, and he happens to be the father of her child.








Now, for your situation....I'm quite confused. That was too many people.

[Tobi Pops]

This is beautiful. How are you at the centre of all this knowledge? You are either Z of Je I think you are Je