In a parallel universe...

[Nukespook]

A fun little theoretical quiz that might get you thinking :)


1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why



Hope you found this interesting :)

[mick01]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why? I'm bi so I would use female body parts to have sex with some hot straight friends

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take? It probably lasts 15 seconds now, so a minute would be cool.

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait? I think it feels pretty good now so I wouldn't wait long, maybe 2 days.

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why? For the same reason I masturbate, cause I'm horny and want to cum.

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it? I wouldn't do it.

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop? I wouldn't be driven by the money.

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why? I would make it tiny when I got random boners in school.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why
I'd just leave my size as it is.

[ska8er]

if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why


Huh? Is this a riddle?

[abcdeqwe]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why I would never use this ability because i like my male parts :D

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take I would prefer to be able to have more than one a day

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait zero

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why Why would anyone do this????

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it This is disgusting, I'm not answering this

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop I would not accept any money on principle

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why I would make it a little thick, a little shorter and then never change it again.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why No! I couldn't commit mass genocide on every man's pride like that!

This quiz had nothing to do with alternate universes.

[jamie_n5]

Lightbulb In a parallel universe...
A fun little theoretical quiz that might get you thinking


1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why? I have no desire whatsoever to switch.

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take? 5 minutes.

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait? 5 days.

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why? I suppose I would turn it off if I didn't want the mess of having semen all over.

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it? Yes and would think about how good my next orgasm would feel.

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop? I wouldn't do it.

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why? I love my penis size right now so I would leave it alone.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why? No. Read above answer.

[Tim the Enchanter]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why?

I wouldn't use that ability at all, boys rule and girls drool haha.

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take?

Two minutes

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait?

Three days.

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why?

Uh what?

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it?

Nope nope nope, I think that's weird.

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop?

That'd be weird if someone was paying you about this haha.

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why?

I don't know, maybe a little bigger.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why?

I wouldn't do anything.

PS: I'm pretty sure this is going to be locked

[xXCaptainteemoXx]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why - I would be the biggest trap in the world

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take. 5 minutes

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait - infinity

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why - would use it for sex but not for when i masturbate

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it - i would swallow every drop

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop - infinity

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why - i would make it smaller so i can use a paper towel roll as a fleshlight

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why
- i wouldnt want to change mine

[SilverSM]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why
I would do that since I'm bi and I could hook up with legit anyone
2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take
it'll depend I guess
3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait
5 days
4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why
Only when I'm having sex not masturbating
5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it
I already do that so it'll just add a benefit
6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop
probably a week
7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why
Probably make it thicker and maybe an inch or 2 bigger
8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why
I wouldnt do this xD

[INACTIVEchaosphere]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why- I would find which one I liked more and predominantly stick with that set.

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take- I would last about ten- fifteen minutes

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait- Probably 2-3.

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why I would turn it off almost always and use it for safer sex.

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it- I would do it and not really think anything about it.

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop- Probably 2-3 days like I normally do. Maybe longer if I had something I wanted to buy.

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why-I would make it bigger by about an inch or two.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why Lol if everyone got smaller then there wouldn't be much point in getting bigger since you'd already be above average in most cases.

[Sevro au Barca]

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop

I would go for a month. It’d be tough, but the four billion, two hundred ninety-four million, nine hundred sixty-seven thousand, two hundred ninety-six dollars would be worthi it. Plus, think about how good it would feel to cum after so long…

[tdog123]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why I wouldn't use because i like being a boy

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take an hour or two

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait 5 days

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why i wouldnt use it

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it i wouldn't do it because i personally think it is weird

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop i wouldn't stop

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why probably bigger

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why i wouldnt do it

[Andrewpaul922]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why: Is definitely have sex with my guy friends. I can’t get pregnant, so I could have as much sex as I’d want.

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take: 5 to ten minutes should be good.

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait: 3-4 days.

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why: only during sex if I didn’t want her to get pregnant.

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it: yes. Semen isn’t that bad as it is, so I’ll do it.

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop: a couple of months. That adds up really fast.

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why: add a couple of inches. Only to impress my partner.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why: no.

[Hermes]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why

I am surprised more people aren't curious. I mean I am happy being male but it would be interesting to see what it is like. What happens after the first try would obviously depend on how the first time went.

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take

I reckon 5 minutes of orgasm would do nicely. Or did you mean how long building up to it?
3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait

It's hard to say. I'd have to experiment and find out. of course anticipating an orgasm isn't the only reason to masturbate - being horny is too so it isn't just about delayed gratification.

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why

The obvious way that springs to mind is as a kind of birth control, though obviously that doesn't you again all STIs. There may also be the odd occasion when it would be good to wank where I would want to be really discrete and therefore not need to clean anything up but these are going to be the exception rather than the rule. Like just about everyone else who has answered I wouldn't turn off ejaculation when wanking normally as I think it does add something to the pleasure. Not that dry orgasms aren't good, and I still think it is worthwhile to masturbate if you get a dry orgasm, but this asked about what I would choose.

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it

Do you mean the next orgasm? As I don't go in for the contortion of crawling the wall in a way that could injure your back, by the time I have the option to eat it I have finished cumming which is why I don't generally feel any motivation to eat it. If doing so would make the next orgasm twice as good then I would.

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop

The amounts at the start are not worth it but it does increase very quickly - its powers of two so on day 10 you'd receive over a grand and on day 20 well over a million. It pretty quickly goes up from being able to buy a nice smartphone, through computers and 4K TVs, to luxury cars and then a house. Imagine going off to college and being able to buy your accommodation and rent rooms to others rather than having to pay rent yourself. That's definitely the start of having enough money that more money comes rolling in for free rather than having to work for it.

So, it's hard to say how long I would last. I have previously said there is no point in trying when there has been no significant prize but this is very temping. I'd have to see how I got on.

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why

If I saw someone bigger I'd make mine bigger than his.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why

I think we're supposed to be tempted to do this but I am happy with mine and don't want to make someone small even smaller. If I had one hyopthetical capability to do with penis size the one I'd want is to make everyone exactly the same size and then the whole worrying and endless discussion about it could go away.

[lolshanedawson]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why? Idk probably use the vagina to have sex with my straight friends.

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take? 30 seconds

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait? Maybe a week if I could.

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why? Turn it on for whenever I want to youknow... ejaculate.

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it? Meh, I'd try; cum isn't the tastiest.

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop i wouldn't stop lmao

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why? Make it a bit bigger ~7/8 inches when I'm ... using it, but also make it like tiny when I want it to be tiny like if I have a boner in school.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why? I wouldn't change it.

[BluePi]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why
I like my boy parts, but i would have sex with my str8 hot friends

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take 5-10 minutes

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait 5 days

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why I like to cum so i wouldn't use

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it I already do so id just keep on doing it lol

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop
A month maybe more
7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why I like my size so I wouldn't use it

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why I would make mine 1 cm bigger just so the other guys would get one cm smaller

[Nukespook]

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop

I would go for a month. It’d be tough, but the four billion, two hundred ninety-four million, nine hundred sixty-seven thousand, two hundred ninety-six dollars would be worthi it. Plus, think about how good it would feel to cum after so long…

Certainly does ac-cum-ulate. I don't think anyone else got this one lol.

[Nukespook]

if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why


Huh? Is this a riddle?

If you make yours bigger, theirs get smaller. So do you think of yourself or them and their partners. You could be comparatively huge for your ego, or tiny and make a lot of (their) girls happy :).

[Nukespook]

I am surprised more people aren't curious. I mean I am happy being male but it would be interesting to see what it is like. What happens after the first try would obviously depend on how the first time went.



I reckon 5 minutes of orgasm would do nicely. Or did you mean how long building up to it?


It's hard to say. I'd have to experiment and find out. of course anticipating an orgasm isn't the only reason to masturbate - being horny is too so it isn't just about delayed gratification.



The obvious way that springs to mind is as a kind of birth control, though obviously that doesn't you again all STIs. There may also be the odd occasion when it would be good to wank where I would want to be really discrete and therefore not need to clean anything up but these are going to be the exception rather than the rule. Like just about everyone else who has answered I wouldn't turn off ejaculation when wanking normally as I think it does add something to the pleasure. Not that dry orgasms aren't good, and I still think it is worthwhile to masturbate if you get a dry orgasm, but this asked about what I would choose.



Do you mean the next orgasm? As I don't go in for the contortion of crawling the wall in a way that could injure your back, by the time I have the option to eat it I have finished cumming which is why I don't generally feel any motivation to eat it. If doing so would make the next orgasm twice as good then I would.



The amounts at the start are not worth it but it does increase very quickly - its powers of two so on day 10 you'd receive over a grand and on day 20 well over a million. It pretty quickly goes up from being able to buy a nice smartphone, through computers and 4K TVs, to luxury cars and then a house. Imagine going off to college and being able to buy your accommodation and rent rooms to others rather than having to pay rent yourself. That's definitely the start of having enough money that more money comes rolling in for free rather than having to work for it.

So, it's hard to say how long I would last. I have previously said there is no point in trying when there has been no significant prize but this is very temping. I'd have to see how I got on.



If I saw someone bigger I'd make mine bigger than his.



I think we're supposed to be tempted to do this but I am happy with mine and don't want to make someone small even smaller. If I had one hyopthetical capability to do with penis size the one I'd want is to make everyone exactly the same size and then the whole worrying and endless discussion about it could go away.

Super smart answers. Things I didn't think of.

[ska8er]

If everyone had the same size joy stick
wouldn't life b monotonous. What would
we b curious of-the size of each others
feet and toes? Hey Dude-lets compare
our big toes-u want to trade pics?

[ska8er]

If you make yours bigger, theirs get smaller. So do you think of yourself or them and their partners. You could be comparatively huge for your ego, or tiny and make a lot of (their) girls happy :).

Id like to make a lot of girls happy
and some guys lucky. ;):D

[robin246]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why? firstly can i say there is an anime film that does this guys its really good and i wouldn't mind seeing what another boys junk was like to compare i guess ha

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take? im not sure as i haven't had one so yeh

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait? i guess it would be good so would wait

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why? not sure like making other people cause that could be funny in class lol

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it? from a lot of the threads ive seen lots of guys do that so i would try it

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop? id try i guess but its difficult

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why? i mean im happy with mine maybe when gettung awkwardboner could shrink it down ha

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why? ha ha that would be hilarious man but as said happy with my size


you was right very interesting thx

[robin246]

[QUOTE=Timd9;3646897]1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why?

I wouldn't use that ability at all, boys rule and girls drool haha.

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take?

Two minutes

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait?

Three days.

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why?

Uh what?

5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it?

Nope nope nope, I think that's weird.

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop?

That'd be weird if someone was paying you about this haha.

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why?

I don't know, maybe a little bigger.

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why?

I wouldn't do anything.

man u don't need it bigger they can see you coming remember lol ha ha

[Tim the Enchanter]

man u don't need it bigger they can see you coming remember lol ha ha

Nah haha. That'd be you man

[robin246]

Nah haha. That'd be you man

honest though man im sure yours is fine, be happy with what you got :)

[Tim the Enchanter]

honest though man im sure yours is fine, be happy with what you got :)

Definitely, thanks man. :yeah:

[robin246]

Definitely, thanks man. :yeah:

no worries man :)
just dont go poking anyones eyes out lmao ha ha!

[Tim the Enchanter]

no worries man :)
just dont go poking anyones eyes out lmao ha ha!

What xD

[robin246]

What xD

with your dangerous weapon man ha ha :p

[Tim the Enchanter]

with your dangerous weapon man ha ha :p

I'm sure your weapon is even more dangerous haha

[robin246]

I'm sure your weapon is even more dangerous haha

nah yours could explode at any moment ha

[InternetTeen]

1. If you could switch back and forth at any time between male parts and female parts: what would you do with that ability and why I'd just investigate the female body and just mess around

2. If you could choose how long you took to orgasm, but could only have one orgasm per day: how long would you choose to take 1 minute

3. If every day you didn't masturbate made your orgasm feel 20% better: how many days would you wait probably none but i'd try out 5 days

4. If you could turn off and on ejaculation at any time how would you use it and why
Turn it off unless i wanna do it
5. If swallowing your semen made your orgasms feel twice as good: would you do it, and what would you think about it no i don't like semens taste

6. If someone paid you $1 (€/£) to not masturbate on day one, $2 on day two, $4 on day three, $8 day four and so on: how long would you try and stop i like masturbating but i love money even more. Imagine the Fortnite V Bucks i could buy!!

7. If you could change the size of your penis whenever you wanted: what would you do, when, and why change it for masturbating but make it smaller for awkward boner during maths class

8. if you could permanently make your penis any number of centimeters bigger or smaller - but in doing so it made every other males penis in the world change size the same number of centimeters, but in the opposite direction: what would you do and why
make it bigger by a few cm so i'd have the biggest one in the world