How to clean up after masturbating

[WeebOOF]

So i want to masturbate at night as that is when i get more horny when i am in bed, but i don't end up masturbating as i don't want to masturbate as i will get mess on my bed sheets, i want a quick solution to this, i can't be bothered with tissues or cleaning bed sheets is there any other ways around this?

Some people say buy condoms to masturbate in but how do i go about buying them my mum does all the online and in person shopping?

[mick01]

You can always just eat your cum.

[WeebOOF]

You can always just eat your cum.

Seriously, can you actually do that :lol::lol::lol:

[jamie_n5]

I would get an old rag or towel and hide it in a spot in your room and then get it out when you want to jerk and use it as a cum rag to clean up and then hide it again.

[Hermes]

What's the problem with using tissues? Is it worrying about aiming and then seeming to need three hands: one to stroke, one to hold the tissue and one to hold the covers out of the way?

I usually lie on my back and let it land on my chest/stomach. This is easier without the covers in the way but if you need to do it under the covers you can. Assuming you are right handed you can use your right hand on your penis while you hold the covers up with your left hand. As you're not holding a tissue you don't need three hands. Cum is warm and feeling it land on your chest/stomach is a nice feeling. Once you have finished cumming you can grab something to wipe up. As you don't need your right hand any more you can use that to wipe while your left continues to hold the covers up to avoid them getting wet.

For wiping up you can use tissues or some kind or rag. I do my own laundry so I use the underwear I have taken off or a towel that I already used to shower and is now waiting to be washed, then whatever it is goes in the hamper to be washed.

[Blond1999]

just cum on tissue like we all do

You can always just eat your cum.

love your style man haha lol

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[teenboyNathan]

Just get like an old rag or towel and use it to clean up and then hide it in your room so you cab use it again. Or just do what mick01 said, eat it

[Muddy Sneakers]

hard to see why tissues should be a problem. another option.....some guys do it in their underwear, compression shorts, etc. and you can then change out of it or sleep in it, depending on your preference.

[Nnoki]

Get an extra pair of undies and cum in them

[Mitchell1861]

When I do it in bed, I lie on my back and masturbate. I stop when I feel I’m about to ejaculate. The I grab a sock, her back in bed, put the sock over my hand and penis, and ejaculate.

[urcruz]

When I do it in bed, I lie on my back and masturbate. I stop when I feel I’m about to ejaculate. The I grab a sock, her back in bed, put the sock over my hand and penis, and ejaculate.

pretty much the same except when i feel like im going to bust, i go to the bathroom. i cum on my stomach and then clean it up and flush it down the toilet

[Max the Disenchanter]

dyson

[Don Giovanni]

tissues

[Fourth]

i use an old rag or cloth to clean up... then wash the cloth after a couple of days when it starts to stink

[Shamal]

Eating it is easy (and nutritious lol) but if you don't like that a cloth would work too.

[breaux]

Before you go to bed just grab a piece of toilet paper. When you cum, just cum onto it... so simple.

[Cassius16]

I have a box of tissues in my room so I use those. They're man size!

[InternetTeen]

i just put a tissue on my stomach and when i cum all over my stomach i just fold it up and throw it away

[zzzzzzzzzz]

I use tissue

[rohancool]

Toilet paper. I flush it after wiping my cum on it.

[TWDjacob]

I usually just use a sock or underwear or just do it onto the shirt I'm wearing and take it off

[Mozenrath]

I mean it's not dirty, just cum on your chest and let it dry. Take a shower in the morning. If it gets on your sheets, who cares? It's your own cum, not any different from like waking up sweaty.

[Ricky.h]

So i want to masturbate at night as that is when i get more horny when i am in bed, but i don't end up masturbating as i don't want to masturbate as i will get mess on my bed sheets, i want a quick solution to this, i can't be bothered with tissues or cleaning bed sheets is there any other ways around this?

Some people say buy condoms to masturbate in but how do i go about buying them my mum does all the online and in person shopping?

You just have to jack off and get it on your sheets. Don't worry about it. Nut is from your own body

[Chetz]

Towel or tissues

[NewLeafsFan]

Ejaculate into a condom or tissue. Then all you have to do is wipe off your dick.

[desahun000]

Use your hand to keep it contained then you like the rest up.

[desahun000]

Lick the rest up

[Harrier]

dyson

See, that would just make me blow a second load lol

[tdog123]

use tissues or a towel or something

[SilverSM]

When i first started, i did in the bathroom and used toilet paper to clean up. Nowadays i lay in bed and do it and eat my cum since my family doesnt really use tissues that often and I don't have any rags that my mom wont think is suspicious.

[Vicboy2707]

I just eat mine it doesn’t make any mess I don’t have to have a bin full of tissues and I don’t have to have a cum rag that someone could find plus I love the taste lol:D

[Lukaszislukasz]

When I do it in bed, I lie on my back and masturbate. I stop when I feel I’m about to ejaculate. The I grab a sock, her back in bed, put the sock over my hand and penis, and ejaculate.

Yea that’s exactly how I clean up. Never tried eating it or shooting onto my chest... idk

[bily.bob96]

You just have to jack off and get it on your sheets. Don't worry about it.

[allgrownup]

just cum on your bed sheets dude who cares

[Ryguy123]

just cum on your bed sheets dude who cares

That's Interesting

[HFrint]

When I wank it goes onto my chest and belly... clean up is easy , yum yum

[justa16yearoldaussie]

you could use tissues, cum on yourself and shower or wipe it off, use a cum rag or some people even eat it

[Diable rouge]

I just eat mine it doesn’t make any mess I don’t have to have a bin full of tissues and I don’t have to have a cum rag that someone could find plus I love the taste lol:D

So true, I eat it for the same reasons (I wouldn't say I love the taste though, it's just okay/good and sweet)

[Monkmkd]

What's the problem with using tissues? Is it worrying about aiming and then seeming to need three hands: one to stroke, one to hold the tissue and one to hold the covers out of the way?

I usually lie on my back and let it land on my chest/stomach. This is easier without the covers in the way but if you need to do it under the covers you can. Assuming you are right handed you can use your right hand on your penis while you hold the covers up with your left hand. As you're not holding a tissue you don't need three hands. Cum is warm and feeling it land on your chest/stomach is a nice feeling. Once you have finished cumming you can grab something to wipe up. As you don't need your right hand any more you can use that to wipe while your left continues to hold the covers up to avoid them getting wet.

For wiping up you can use tissues or some kind or rag. I do my own laundry so I use the underwear I have taken off or a towel that I already used to shower and is now waiting to be washed, then whatever it is goes in the hamper to be washed.

Apsolutly agree. Anyone asking should do this. I do it like this since I started.

[Brightwolf]

So i want to masturbate at night as that is when i get more horny when i am in bed, but i don't end up masturbating as i don't want to masturbate as i will get mess on my bed sheets, i want a quick solution to this, i can't be bothered with tissues or cleaning bed sheets is there any other ways around this?

Some people say buy condoms to masturbate in but how do i go about buying them my mum does all the online and in person shopping?

Get some tissues and keep them by your bed. Then use them to catch your cum when you shoot/clean up. Its what I do and it seems to work.

[Impressionist1910]

So i want to masturbate at night as that is when i get more horny when i am in bed, but i don't end up masturbating as i don't want to masturbate as i will get mess on my bed sheets, i want a quick solution to this, i can't be bothered with tissues or cleaning bed sheets is there any other ways around this?

Some people say buy condoms to masturbate in but how do i go about buying them my mum does all the online and in person shopping?

I just cum into socks most of the time.
Their dirty and getting washed anyway...
So yeah :D

[Alex198]

How often do you change your sheets?

[Alex198]

just cum on your bed sheets dude who cares
How often do you change your sheets?

[allgrownup]

How often do you change your sheets?

I thinking once a month? I do it when I feel like it tbh

[Zachary G]

I keep a drawer full of hand towels that I use to clean up, and sometimes I eat it (yeah, thats an option) if Im out of towels

[Falcons_11]

Usually I clean up using hand tissues, old towel or athletic sock. If I have a sick available I will use the sock to jerk off.