View Full Version : How messy are wet dreams?
baseballhockey5
December 26th, 2017, 01:01 AM
Hey guys, my friend was sleeping over at my house, and he had a wet dream. And it was so bad because we just came home from baseball practice and he was so tired he slept with his baseball uniform on, even with his cup in his slider shorts that got soaked with cum. We took half an hour cleaning it all up, and his cup still smells like his jizz. :( I've never had a wet dream before, but seeing the outcome of one, I'm really scared to get one. Do people who have had wet dreams cum this much? If you go to google and search "wikimedia wet dream" that's kinda how much he cummed.
Hermes
December 26th, 2017, 05:13 AM
I have never had one myself but looking at the video you mentioned that doesn't seem like a huge amount - I have produced more than that mastubating. Also the guy in that video wouldn't need to spend half an hour cleaning up, he could just grab a towel, wipe himself off and then go back to sleep. It seems to me the difficulty of cleaning up probably has more to do with what you are wearing. In the case of your friend was it the cup that made it more work because you couldn't just put that in the laundry?
So I don't think there is any need to be scared. There is also no guaranteed way to avoid them but in general those who masturbate more often are less prone to them.
tsman
December 26th, 2017, 09:06 AM
That seems like a lot for just a Dream but I guess it is possible. I’ve never had one that bad before.
Diverperry
December 26th, 2017, 09:44 AM
It usually soaks the entire front of my boxers when I have one
zzzzzzzzzz
December 26th, 2017, 11:00 AM
Never had one myself. I usually wank before bed. Next time either have fin together, or let hi, have some privacy for 5 minutes!
pauly
December 26th, 2017, 11:03 AM
I've never had a wet dream. But I suppose the "how much" question depends on the kind of dream, how far along puberty you are, and how excited you get during your dream.
jamie_n5
December 26th, 2017, 04:18 PM
It would depend on the amount of a load you build up. It would be significantly larger than a load that you have if you masturbated regularly. The purpose of a wet dream is to rid your body of a build up of sperm so that your body can make fresh sperm manufactured.
tsman
December 26th, 2017, 04:22 PM
I never thought about that, but I guess they could really vary a lot
rwd83182
December 26th, 2017, 05:12 PM
I think it was what he was wearing that made it so messy. When I have had a wet dream it usually mostly gets soaked up by my underwear. So as far as clean up goes the boxers need to get washed and I usually have to wipe down my private area since there is usually some dried up cum down there.
If you don't wear a cup/compression shorts to bed you will probably will be fine if you happen to have a wet dream.
Jrunner
December 26th, 2017, 05:47 PM
Half an hour!? Jizz... I mean jeez. Anyway, it's never been more than a normal load for me.
jonsnowman
December 26th, 2017, 10:34 PM
i've never had one, i must not let enough build up, but i guess it depends on how much is built up
FameMonster
December 26th, 2017, 11:08 PM
Can't speak from experience as I have never had a wet dream. Like masturbating, I would imagine the amount of cum depends on a few things like arousal level and how recent your friend came last. Typically, wet dreams occur when you haven't ejaculated in a while either through sex or masturbation, but some guys have reported having them even with regular j/o.
Astronomerplanes
December 28th, 2017, 06:43 PM
On a side note what happens in a wet dream ?
As in the dream part?
TheMagicPotato
December 28th, 2017, 07:11 PM
On a side note what happens in a wet dream ?
As in the dream part?
Well, you dream of things that are arousing ya know, sex, your crush, mom's spaguetti (?)
Also, my experience with wet dreams is not that much. The last one wasn't that messy, and that's saying a lot, because I shoot a lot.
The best that can happen is that your underwear dries your semen, the worst thing: Bed sheets stained.
noah.whynot
December 28th, 2017, 08:10 PM
i've definitely had wet dreams and they can be messy, usually soaks right through my underwear and even gets on the bedsheets, but they're a normal part of puberty, not that everyone gets them ... usually if you masturbate regularly you don't get them or get them less often ... i wouldn't worry too much about them, if they happen, they happen, clean it up, put your underwear in the laundry hamper and carry on ... besides, wet dreams can be really sexy, kind of like a porn playing in your head haha
TheMagicPotato
December 28th, 2017, 08:23 PM
i've definitely had wet dreams and they can be messy, usually soaks right through my underwear and even gets on the bedsheets, but they're a normal part of puberty, not that everyone gets them ... usually if you masturbate regularly you don't get them or get them less often ... i wouldn't worry too much about them, if they happen, they happen, clean it up, put your underwear in the laundry hamper and carry on ... besides, wet dreams can be really sexy, kind of like a porn playing in your head haha
haha, that's exactly what a wet dream is.
Cassius16
December 29th, 2017, 03:31 AM
I do get messy wet dreams, maybe 1 tablespoons worth or more which really messes up my underwear
I’m getting them less now due to wanking more (I think)
Martainfey96
December 29th, 2017, 01:09 PM
Nothing to be worried about at all, it's just a night orgasm from dreaming about sex. Happens all the time during puberty and can range in intensity!
TWDjacob
December 29th, 2017, 01:21 PM
I wouldn't be worried about it because it's nothing to get worked up over. It doesn't seem like a lot so idk why it took half a hour. I've only had a few and it was only a couple minutes to take care of and clean up
JacobJ
December 29th, 2017, 01:34 PM
I had one last night for the first time in a long time and it wasn’t too bad to clean up. It just made the front of my pajamas wet and my bottom sheet had a wet spot but not very noticeable. Put my Pajamas in the laundry and just let my sheet dry.
heymynameis
December 30th, 2017, 12:47 PM
i have had a few wet dreams before, and it was quite a bit of cum, but not as much as it sound there. mine was a large-ish patch on my bed
thatrandomguy01
January 8th, 2018, 06:10 AM
I think it was what he was wearing that made it so messy. When I have had a wet dream it usually mostly gets soaked up by my underwear. So as far as clean up goes the boxers need to get washed and I usually have to wipe down my private area since there is usually some dried up cum down there.
If you don't wear a cup/compression shorts to bed you will probably will be fine if you happen to have a wet dream.
This is what happens in my experience. I always wake up right before I cum and I cum in my underwear. After I cum, I take off the underwear I came in, clean up the dick area, then put on clean underwear.
Blond1999
January 9th, 2018, 02:47 PM
pretty messy
aaron165
January 10th, 2018, 07:28 AM
When I have wet dreams I usually soak through my boxers and then a bit on my sheets, but nothing too major
Turbofan explosion
January 10th, 2018, 07:51 AM
It is pretty messy, you need it wash your bed sheets and pant and underwear.
If you wank regularly, you probably won't get a wet dream, but if you don't cum for too long it will build up and at some point let it out through a wet dream.
wheredidyousleeplast
January 10th, 2018, 08:57 AM
I've never had one, don't know why.
scott2002
January 11th, 2018, 06:55 AM
I always wake up right before I cum.
I've only had 2 wet dreams in my life, and with the second one I woke up as I was cumming! It was freaky because it definitely was a sexual dream I was having. Definite connection between my brain and my dick because in my dream a girl was touching me and in my dream I realized I was about to cum from her touching. And I really was about to cum. I woke up feeling the wetness and it was still squirting out of me.
desahun000
January 23rd, 2018, 07:42 PM
Haven’t had one yet
thatrandomguy01
March 7th, 2018, 07:08 PM
It was freaky because it definitely was a sexual dream I was having. I woke up feeling the wetness and it was still squirting out of me.
I never remember the dream I was having, as soon as i wake up its gone. As soon as I wake up, I feel my hard dick throbbing and I feel my special sauce rushing towards the pee slit to get out. The first few wet dreams I had, I had them before I knew what they were, so the first one I thought I had to pre and ejaculated before I got to the bathroom. That was my first ejaculation and i realized it wasn't pee, but in didn't know what it was. Each time I woke up after that with that feeling I would either try and make to the bathroom in time (never did) or lay there and see how long I can hold it before it happens (never lasted more than a minute or 2).
Tylerboy13
March 7th, 2018, 07:25 PM
They are messy just had my first lastnight
Falcons_11
March 8th, 2018, 12:31 AM
Most of them are messy. Either you can just stay in bed and go back to sleep or get up and clean up. I have done both. Either way it doesn't change the fact that they are messy.
Bobby_04
March 8th, 2018, 01:44 AM
I would think it’s inly so much cause maybe he hasn’t masturbated in a while that’s one reason why it was so much or maybe it’s just his body and he can make that much. Personally I’ve never had one
ncraw
March 8th, 2018, 02:07 AM
I've never had one. Apparently if you masturbate they don't happen.
thatrandomguy01
March 8th, 2018, 05:14 AM
They are messy just had my first lastnight
Congrats, welcome to puberty! How did it feel?
thatrandomguy01
March 8th, 2018, 05:15 AM
I've never had one. Apparently if you masturbate they don't happen.
Masturbating does affect the frequency of wet dreams, but even if you masturbate regularly, wet dreams happen less often, but can still happen.
heyyymatt
March 8th, 2018, 06:22 AM
I’ve only had one wet dream in my life and it certainly wasn’t that messy. Like others have said, my cum got soaked up by my boxer shorts and they just needed a little wash.
scott2002
March 8th, 2018, 06:49 AM
I've never had one. Apparently if you masturbate they don't happen.
I only had two in my life and they both happened when I was 13 and not yet very experienced at masturbating. I do think that wanking and emptying the little guy during the day probably does cut down or stop you from having wet dreams. Also, I remember it was shocking just how wet and messy they were, even though an ejaculation is not very much fluid at all.
CoryW
March 8th, 2018, 08:33 AM
At first I thought I must have peeed in my bed. I was worried because it was a mess and sticky , I asked my dad and he told me it was a wet dream
Hermes
March 8th, 2018, 10:11 AM
...Each time I woke up after that with that feeling I would either try and make to the bathroom in time (never did) or lay there and see how long I can hold it before it happens (never lasted more than a minute or 2).
That's interesting. I had thought that for anyone who woke up just before ejaculating that they must nevertheless have reached the point of no return before waking. This experience suggests otherwise unless it is actually a case of lucid dreaming.
thatrandomguy01
March 8th, 2018, 02:02 PM
That's interesting. I had thought that for anyone who woke up just before ejaculating that they must nevertheless have reached the point of no return before waking. This experience suggests otherwise unless it is actually a case of lucid dreaming.
From what I've read on here it seams that most boys who have had wet dreams sleep through it and find out later when they wake up and discover wet underwear and sheets. As I've said, I always wake up right before I ejaculate and I am "past the point of no return"and there is no stopping it as my "special sauce" is already on its way.
Chris298
March 9th, 2018, 10:56 AM
Yeah I have only had a few wet dreams, and only one really woke me up, although it was AWESOME, it was a really cool dream where I was having sex with a hot girl and when I started cumming in the dream, it woke me up and I started cumming for real too... and it was honestly the best and most intense orgasm I have had ever, it was better than sex even. And the weirdest part was... When I finished, I was still super close to orgasm, and just a couple of strokes gave me another, it was a normal orgasm but still pretty amazing coming off the other one... So anyways... Every wet dream I have ever had has been really messy, usually soaks through the underwear and on the bed, and it feels kinda nasty when it gets cold. Plus it gets even messier because after a couple of minutes my jizz starts separating and gets a lot more liquid.
Andrewpaul922
March 9th, 2018, 11:07 AM
Mine doesn’t get soak up by my underwear. I’ve had a few wet dreams, and the cum just sticks to my underwear and my penis, which will eventually wake me up. I had an experience like “thatrandomguy”, where I’ve woken up to an orgasm happening. There was nothing I could do except to orgasm all over my hands, as I must have been touching myself. It was the strongest orgasm I’ve ever had and it produced so much cum that if soaker through my pants.
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