Masturbating in your bed?

[SomeConfusedKid]

whats it taste like??

[Grimfever]

Usually in my bed

[Mercy99]

u just do it while lying down and then wipe with tissues

[Dreamer98]

I do it sometimes .. Usually I do it with my identical twin brother in our room .

[the darkness]

I do it sometimes .. Usually I do it with my identical twin brother in our room .

Does he know?

[Dreamer98]

Does he know?

I said that we j/o together ... Logically ...

[the darkness]

I said that we j/o together ... Logically ...

Read your post wrong, sorry.

[Dreamer98]

Read your post wrong, sorry.

No problem .. :D

[UserMissing]

I just cum in a sock, it will dry overnight and you can wash with none knowing

[Liven]

I did it on my bed may times. I can do it sitting up and laying down but not when I'm standing (rarely I can do this)

[allan_cris]

i only do it in my bed lol its more comfortable, i usually cum on my chest and clean it with an old tank top that i was every 3 or 4 uses which is like every other day

[harristhetank]

I don't think anyone would notice unless you cum all over your bed and don't bother to clean up.

[Ollie2000]

just make sure you have a cum rag handy to clear up!

[curiousme]

It's the best way to do it! And usually the only way I do is in bed. Comfy and private. And like ollie2000 said keep a cum rag/towel handy of tissues if u prefer lol.

[Gbob]

I do it whenever i get horny i did at my front door once best orgasm ever it was so strong. The risk of getting caught is so good i did if the other an my fit 17 year old neighbour watched from her window.

[Unknwn]

I sometimes do it in my bed because it's more comfortable lol
Just have something to clean up afterwards with

[Olly]

I prefer to lie down when jerking off anyway, but I can cum standing. My bed is the safest place to jerk off in my house when my family's home

[benj2]

I don't masturbate yet

[curious12]

I do that always. Sometimes I was caught by my friends or cousins and I just invited them to join. Cleaned up with wet tissues and change bed sheets once a week or otherwise it will cause mites which may cause pimples or respiratory problems.

To be more environmental friendly , you can make sure your cum land onto your body instead ofoother parts of your bed

Posts merged. Next time, please use the "Edit" button. ~Elysium

I like to invite my friends and cuzins too

[Crona]

I almost always jack off on my bed before I go to sleep just cum on my stomach and chest and clean it up with a dirty sock or underwear

[KeeganW]

That's one place, theres other good ones too

[benj2]

I do not masturbate

[Jaseblader]

I've never done it sitting. It's usually lying on my bed (own room, parents knock) and standing in the shower in the morning. In bed I use a sock or underwear to wipe up. Do my own laundry. It's a perfect system ;)

I've never done this b4 and I was wondering. How do you do it without anyone noticing? Is it better then sitting in a chair. And how do you clean up?

Never really tried seemed too messy

[jtbates]

Just do it at a time where you can make a little bit of noise.

[teenpeck52]

I do it in my bed or my chair most of the time. Just more comfy. Cleanup can be the only pain.

[Jaffe]

I almost always jack off in bed before I go to sleep, and sometimes in the morning. I actually prefer my bed as a place to jack off anytime, so if I need to do it in the day at home, I'll lay on my bed.

I usually just use my t-shirt, or the sheets, to clean up. Sometimes I just cum on the sheets and let it dry there, no cleanup needed.

[Coleton]

I always jack off laying down in my bed. I cum on my chest and then I stand up and walk over to my desk and wipe off with tissue. Easy clean up!

[Bluebyrd]

Until I first came (no pun intended) on this website I didn't know people did it in other places. Cleaning up is just the same as anywhere else.

[jjjohnson248]

I don't know why anyone would notice especially if you have a lock. I have a lock and can sleep r just be naked whenever I want so I don't have to worry.I usually do it in my bed or at the computer

[loki2000]

if you share a bed room.. thats kinda difficult i have a room to myself .. so i beat off in bed all the time.and sperm into a sock

[lkc413]

97% of the time, that is how I jerk off. It is easier to me.

[Spotlight]

I always do it in my bed laying down

[iChrisbtv96]

I LOVE jerking off in my bed lol. It's just more comfortable. I usually cum on myself and just clean it up

[Rickmckay111]

I LOVE jerking off in my bed lol. It's just more comfortable. I usually cum on myself and just clean it up

thats the exact same as me :D

[IHateShirts]

I just jack off with my dick over a towel and then wash the towel

[Patri6k]

I LOVE jerking off in my bed lol. It's just more comfortable. I usually cum on myself and just clean it up


Same!!!!

I almost always jack off in bed before I go to sleep, and sometimes in the morning. I actually prefer my bed as a place to jack off anytime, so if I need to do it in the day at home, I'll lay on my bed.

I usually just use my t-shirt, or the sheets, to clean up. Sometimes I just cum on the sheets and let it dry there, no cleanup needed.


No kidding I'm the same way

[NotQuiteANerd97]

If you're in a room with others, be really quiet and do it gently. But if you don't wanna risk it just go to the bathroom and do it there.

[Falcons_11]

Majority of the time when I jerk off it's in my bed.

[pconnor2001]

Have a box of kleenex next to bed.

[SillyPecker]

In bed ,and sometimes i try to imagine a partner !

[Nate7]

I always masterbate in my bed. I bring tissues and clean up very well lol

[Just a Guy]

I do occasionally, you should try it to see if you like it or not

[KawaiiSamii]

Lots of people do it. It's easy. As long as your bed isn't overly squeaky or the fact that you don't have a masturbation technique that has you moving around alot.

[user152]

mostly I wank in bed, I clean with tissue

[Jaime2015]

Bathroom ir bed is only place i masturbate

[longman15251]

I only masturbate in my bed!

[Pert]

I do it all the times! I usually l cum on my stomach and clean up with tissue. Or I jack off standing in the shower!

[ZACK0]

Bed and bathroom hehe

[troopa]

It's the easiest and more relaxable way for me. I just make sure it goes on my torso rather than on the bed and that and I use a tissue to clean up.

[Salad_Baby]

I do it in my room, but not my bed.

[ZACK0]

Its the best its fine as long as your bed doesnt sqeak

[Josh_Ry]

It's the most relaxing way for me. I either cum on my stomach (and clean up with kleenex) or in my underwear

[hairy balls]

I do that always. Sometimes I was caught by my friends or cousins and I just invited

[hairy palmer]

oh man how can i tell ya just how good the bed is dude. i jerk off EVERYWHERE but if i want to edge n go sick for hours the beds the only place 2 b. gettin fully naked, spreadin the legs the comfort, u can go 2 sleep straight after.....its all good man. i luv cummin on meself so the mess just dries man. its awesome in ur bed!!!!!!!:metal:

[kevinboy]

If it is safe i do it in the bed, i love it. But usualy i donit onnthe toilate. Shower is not safa because my parents and brother walk in

[RiHouse]

I lie down on my bed, throw the covers over me, prop my legs up a bit, jerk off and usually shoot on my chest. I clean it up either with a tissue or by eating it.

[Jacob12]

I usually do it in a kleenex or something when i do it in bed or in my shirt from the day before

[mychalo]

I lay on my side facing the wall so my brothers can't really see me and shoot into tissues.

[Mercy99]

i almost always do it in my bed when everyone thinks im sleeping. i keep tissues close to me and its very comfy cause i can be fully naked and take all the time i want

[Jacob12345]

I've never done this b4 and I was wondering. How do you do it without anyone noticing? Is it better then sitting in a chair. And how do you clean up?

Thats my favorite place. I do it when no ones around with my door closed. I cum into a pair of udnerwear.

[sdavid54321]

i share a room with my brother so i usually do it in the bathroom

[weekend]

How do you do it without anyone noticing? close the door? turn on a fan if u think ur too loud
Is it better then sitting in a chair? not sure.. it's been so long
And how do you clean up? swallow or shower

[kyrocks03]

I usually do it in bed twice a day, in the morning when I first wake up and right when I go to sleep. Since I've been able to squirt sperm, I usually just do that into my underwear either from the day before if in the morning or from the day at night. Just close the door, turn on my fan and wank away!

[Kevgpdx]

I either do it in the shower, at the computer, or in bed. If I'm in bed I usually shoot up onto my chest and stomach and then clean up with a towel or dirty shirt or whatever.

[Canadian.Teen]

I masturbate in my bed 95% of the time! I prefer laying down while i'm jerking instead of sitting, but thats just me! I just cum on my body and wipe it up with Kleenex or a shirt or something.

[pconnor2001]

In bed is the best and use tissue.

[Hermes]

I usually do it in bed twice a day, in the morning when I first wake up and right when I go to sleep. Since I've been able to squirt sperm, I usually just do that into my underwear either from the day before if in the morning or from the day at night. Just close the door, turn on my fan and wank away!

Are you wearing the underwear concerned at this point or do you take them off and them aim into them?

[kyrocks03]

Are you wearing the underwear concerned at this point or do you take them off and them aim into them?

Na, I just aim my dick at them. I jerk naked.

[Daniel2013]

I've never done this b4 and I was wondering. How do you do it without anyone noticing? Is it better then sitting in a chair. And how do you clean up?

i jerk off in my bed all the time and i usually cum into some dirty underwear

[Biomicro]

I do that sometimes just clean it at bathroom or you liking the whole mess ! Jus Example I never do it liking before to be honest !

15/Chinese

[Kyle37]

How do you do it without anyone noticing? close the door? turn on a fan if u think ur too loud
Is it better then sitting in a chair? not sure.. it's been so long
And how do you clean up? swallow or shower

How do you manage to swallow? Do you put it in your mouth directly some how?

[Impressionist1910]

I've never done this b4 and I was wondering. How do you do it without anyone noticing? Is it better then sitting in a chair. And how do you clean up?

Wow. I can't believe you haven't done this before.
I just close my door. I don't lock it and no one comes in. I think it is a lot better than sitting. Cleaning up is simple. I use old socks.

[joshua123]

Only place i do it and jusr on my chest and wipe up with something close by

[bondsboy]

generaly wank in bed, i sit up, then clean up with a pair of underwear then put them straight in the wash

[david_2k]

If you don't mind eating your cum I find bustin straight into my mouth the best option since it hides all evidence and I just do it at times when everyone is asleep or out of the house.

[Adventure boy]

I do it in my bed I find it more comfortable and you can enjoy the moment more then sitting or standing up

[sbrown8703]

i pretty much always masturbate in my bed. I just make sure i cum on my stomach and use a towel or something to clean it up

[Happay]

sometimes i lick it all the semen and sometimes cum in my hand and wash it off on saturday i cum and no one home

[HANDsum]

Bed is the BEST......n I mean FUCKEN BEST!!!!!! place for wanking. I jerk off other places but bed is so good bro n unless your beds old n sqeaky or your screaming with lust its cool to jerk it there man. if youre a teen then everyone knows your masdturbating any;)way!!!

[zzzzzzzzzz]

Wow. I can't believe you haven't done this before.
I just close my door. I don't lock it and no one comes in. I think it is a lot better than sitting. Cleaning up is simple. I use old socks.

Similar here, though I use tissues. I'll reply to your Pm when I get 100 posts

[JDCal]

It's actually really comfy. I keep blankets over my legs to pull up in case someone walks in, and I can finish in my hand pretty cleanly. My bedroom is right next to the bathroom so I can just quickly run in there for cleanup. If you can, I recommend it

[Impressionist1910]

Similar here, though I use tissues. I'll reply to your Pm when I get 100 posts

Yeah. Sometimes I use tissues, but that many tissues 2-4 times a day gets noticed ;)
No worries about the pm by the way. I forgot about the 100 post thing.

[nekid]

I do it in bed but nothing comes out yet so no clean up

[Thirdie]

it's better in bed. it will usually shoot on my chest and around my dick and i'll usually wipe it
up with tissues

[jerrydevo2]

Ok well its amazing in the bed but something to me makes me more aroused when sitting in a chair maybe because I normally do it in the bed.

[Dominic101]

I'd say that most people masturbate in bed. As far as doing it without anyone noticing, that depends. For clean up, I'd suggest tissues, or maybe toilet paper, or something similar, I've also heard of socks being used, it just depends on what's around.

[Jameson9]

I do it in my bed when I'm home alone, and put something under me just in case it drips down to my sheets

[Jericho14]

It's actually really comfy. I keep blankets over my legs to pull up in case someone walks in, and I can finish in my hand pretty cleanly. My bedroom is right next to the bathroom so I can just quickly run in there for cleanup. If you can, I recommend it

Oh i do this aswell, And my bed is just next to bathroom :D

[curiousme]

Just dont be loud and moan amd stuff lol, it's way better than sitting in a chair. I usually cum into a towel.

[Hermes]

It's actually really comfy. I keep blankets over my legs to pull up in case someone walks in, and I can finish in my hand pretty cleanly. My bedroom is right next to the bathroom so I can just quickly run in there for cleanup. If you can, I recommend it

Good trick with the blankets, I sometimes do that too depending on whether anybody else is home and whether they are asleep.

When you cum in your hand I asume you are lying on your side but which way do you have your hand? I have cum in my hand a few times. The most comfortable way to hold my hand would have my dick pointing across it, i.e. with the side of my palm closest to my pinky fingers just under the head and the side of my palm with my thumb furthest from my dick but I reckon in that position some of it may well squirt right over my hand and land on the sheet so instead I have held my hand so the tips of my fingers are just under the head, my wrist is furthest from my dick and my plan is cupped. That's less comfortable so I've only put my hand there at the last minute.

Having a connected bathroom gives another option too which is to cum on your chest/stomach and then just walk into the bathroom and shower. If I was intending to take a shower anyway I would find that much preferable to jacking in the shower.

[JDCal]

When you cum in your hand I asume you are lying on your side but which way do you have your hand?


Well I'm uncut so I technically am able to cum in the foreskin. I'll sense right as I'm about to cum and cover the head with the foreskin and sort of cap it off with my thumb. That way I can hold it in the foreskin for a minute or so as I relax and then make my way to the bathroom, and then release it over the toilet or shower. Sorry if that's difficult to imagine, it's a little hard to describe

[Hermes]

Well I'm uncut so I technically am able to cum in the foreskin. I'll sense right as I'm about to cum and cover the head with the foreskin and sort of cap it off with my thumb. That way I can hold it in the foreskin for a minute or so as I relax and then make my way to the bathroom, and then release it over the toilet or shower. Sorry if that's difficult to imagine, it's a little hard to describe

Interesting one. I'm uncut too but I wonder if your foreskin is maybe a little longer than mine. Anyway I tried following what you describe to see if I could interpret the description and I ended up with my fist round my penis almost like I would normally have it but a bit further towards the tip so my pinky, ring and middle fingers were on top of that part of my foreskin that was over the head, my index finger was holding some of the foreskin partially closed off the end of the head and my thumb was covering the opening in the end of the foreskin.

In my case it leaked a bit. I don't know if that just because of lack of practice or whether this is a technique that only really works with a longer foreskin. Also it does seem to be harder to keep stroking while cumming. Do you do that or do you hold still while you cum? Anyway it was cool to try something different.

[JDCal]

It does seem to be harder to keep stroking while cumming. Do you do that or do you hold still while you cum? Anyway it was cool to try something different.

Yeah, it is a bit harder, that's why I generally prefer cumming on my chest if possible. I can still sort of squeeze the head with my middle, ring, and pinky finger, and if I feel the need I can stroke the shaft with my other hand. It works great for me, I guess everyone's different.

[Joel99]

I do it in bed. When I cum I shoot on my stomach or in my underwear. I usually wake up home alone though.

[JohnC]

In bed is the most comfy way.

[Chris298]

Yeah I love doing it in bed, more comfortable, usually I use an old napkin to clean up or an old sock haha I have just left it a couple of times and just showered in the morning but it feels kinda nasty when it gets cold lol but yeah j get to sleep real good after rubbing one out :D

[chasechris63]

I've done it in the dark when everyone's asleep. It's usually more comfortable

[VTGEEK14]

I prefer to do it on the bed

[HANDsum]

I've never done this b4 and I was wondering. How do you do it without anyone noticing? Is it better then sitting in a chair. And how do you clean up?

Jerking off in bed is the fucken bomb man....BEST PLACE EVER!!!!!!! I totally recommend it bro......
as far as cleanup, its my bed n no-one else is gunna be in it so I just let my cum dry on me or wipe it up with my sheets....

[Jericho14]

It's much comfortable in bed

[Zoom]

Mostly bed, although in a chair leaning forward slightly seems to make the orgasm better sometimes. Clean up is tissues or swallow.

[leoyuo]

much comfortable in bed

[the darkness]

Most comfortable in my bed, try to control where the cum goes i.e. never on the bed, just on me.

Clean up with my cum rag.

Nobody notices because I'm quiet ;)

[Brightwolf]

Oh my gosh...this is over 2 years old. I was 15 when I made this. That's a while ago.

[Hermes]

Oh my gosh...this is over 2 years old. I was 15 when I made this. That's a while ago.

So after two years and 304 replies did you get the answer you were looking for? Did it give you confidence to try masturbating in bed and did you succeed in not having anyone notice?

[Brightwolf]

So after two years and 304 replies did you get the answer you were looking for? Did it give you confidence to try masturbating in bed and did you succeed in not having anyone notice?

Yeah lol. But now I don't cuz I'm not in my room which is horrible.

[hockeyboy2000]

i always do it in my bed, i clean up with a towel

[Zzz--]

I do it in my bed and cum on my abs or sheets

[Pika2001]

I always jack off that way (unless I'm in the shower) I just lye in my bed and have my pillow lift my head up enough (to see the porn) and have either my phon or iPad on my chest. That's what's most comfortable for me.

Clean Up: my dick happens to be positioned so the jizz only lands on me. I just use either a sock or underwear to wipe it off.

[Dead Account]

I just cum onto my stomach. No need to be wasteful.

[Adventure boy]

I feel like it's better in your bed cause you can feel you body and can feel the orgasm more intense

[JHardy9]

I almost always do it in bed

[Justin569]

Either in my bed or sitting on a chair. Either way, I'll always wipe it off with my underwear and change it later

[Justpassing12]

Always in bed or In the tub. Do it at night when everyone is asleep, or when nobody is home if you're loud haha. In the tub means a really quick cleanup, in bed I use underwear or a sock or something like it to clean up easily.

[Luke2]

Always in bed or In the tub. Do it at night when everyone is asleep, or when nobody is home if you're loud haha. In the tub means a really quick cleanup, in bed I use underwear or a sock or something like it to clean up easily.

How is the tub quick cleanup? The cum would float around and go all over you

[lockness]

I just wank with the covers off and catch it in my underwear

[jxxx_z]

I only do it in bed... Do it at night because people leave you alone if they know you're "trying to sleep"

[Hurricane932000]

always on my bed laying down or sitting up. sometimes at my desk chair. sometimes in shower standing up. i just aim it towards my chest and clean it from there.

[football1124]

I always lay on my bed and then cum onto my stomach and wipe it up when I'm done.

[loki2000]

i have my own room.... so at night i always beat off in bed ..so comfortable... i have a sock that i use to catch it .. or some times ill just squirt in my underwear drys by morning.. some times b4 i get up for school..

[Harrier]

i have my own room.... so at night i always beat off in bed ..so comfortable... i have a sock that i use to catch it .. or some times ill just squirt in my underwear drys by morning.. some times b4 i get up for school..

this. Bed is comfortable. I used to use an old sock too. until my dog found it and thought it was his chew toy and took it into the family room and my sister found it and figured out what it actually was lol. Now I catch it in napkins or used boxers before they get washed.

[differentchild]

bed is where I prefer to jerk off, since I have a panty fetish weird lol, I bought a pair which I cum in and wash once a week lol

[lockness]

I do it in the night or early morning.
Not sure if it is better than in a chair, probs is.
I just go on my stomach and then go to the toilet or shower to clean down.

[Trevorkid]

I do it in the night or early morning.
Not sure if it is better than in a chair, probs is.
I just go on my stomach and then go to the toilet or shower to clean down.

I do it at night and when I get up too. Usually laying in my bed. Great way to go to sleep and wake up!

[ThekidErik]

I just lock my door. I use tissues to clean up.

[teenboyNathan]

I just lock the door and then jack off. Simple as that

[pageninetynine]

I mainly do it in my bed. I pull the covers over me so that I can prevent myself from being caught if anyone walks in. Oh, and I close the door of course.

[squidoms]

i often do it in my bed, i usually just cum on my chest and go to sleep :P sometimes ill wipe up with a pair of underpants but usually not

[mark_r100]

either lying down or kneeling so my sack is free to hang some

[Jayday]

I masturbate in bed every night. All I do is pull my underwear off, grab some lotion, think of the guy I have a huge crush on, and get to it! Simple as that! I lock my door, and turn on a box fan to mask my quiet moans to make sure nobody catches or hears me. So just do as I do (except since most guys are straight, you'll probably be thinking of a girl. It's a boy in my case tho. Lmao). Have fun, and don't trade pics.

[RyanT]

Mostly im in bed doing it. I'm always under the covers so when im.naked the cum just goes into the blanket and in me. Then pull up my underwear so most is in there. Otherwise i just put my hand in my underwear to wank and cum in them

[Tpyro]

all guys will in bed sometimes or all the time, you can in bed, chair ,couch, shower. just know if your alone or not the routines of mum/dad like if the stick there head into room to say nite. in the shower I say get yourself going before you turn shower on everyone knows what boys are doing in a 10-15 min shower... in bed or anywhere use tissue. I use a sock or boxers flipped inside out to shoot onto or wipe up the flip back and into the laundry. if you don't want parents talking to you about cum stains on the sheets. some guys will keep a wanking sock hidden they have the shaft part with a little worked in Vaseline or something and cum into the toe of sock or pull out . if cum in sock you should throw into wash once a week.

[Don Giovanni]

I don't prefer that. But when im really HORNY yeah i did it so many times.

[Curious_Guy]

If i'm masturbating in bed, i just cum on my chest and stomach or at least try to aim my cum there. Doesn't always work, and miss fires happen. Then once i'm done i clean up with a towel i have in my room or just good old tissues or toilet paper to wipe up with.

[Weekender56]

I usually do it on my chair

[dude_g]

Only when I'm home alone

[Jacob12345]

I've never done this b4 and I was wondering. How do you do it without anyone noticing? Is it better then sitting in a chair. And how do you clean up?

I love doing it in my bed. I cum into a pair of underwear normally.

[alohakanaka808]

It's a lot better and easier to hide. Just shoot where ever you want

[Dames]

I do it everywhere. since I'm uncut, I can pinch the skin and keep the cum there until I go to the bathroom

[bonbon]

I often do it in or on my bed. And I just close my bedroom door, or do it humping with my pants on, so nobody notices it.

[Space]

Close and lock my door. Late at night and just cum onto my chest (sometimes it goes into bed) but I just clean it up normally or hop in the shower if it's not too late. I've tried I can't get to full peak in the shower.

[Luke2]

I cum in my sheets and let it dry, it's much easier to do that mainly because after I bust I want to sleep


But what about if you do it during the day? Does it just dry in your pants? People dont say any thing?

[Tauty]

yeah i do this all the time under the covers and sometimes with no hands

[Ricky.h]

But what about if you do it during the day? Does it just dry in your pants? People dont say any thing?

If I do it during the day then I don't get it in my Pants if I have to go somewhere big during the day at home or at college I'll just let it dry on me on in my sweats because I'm either naked or close to it

[bojack]

I almost always jerk it in bed. for cleanup, i just wipe it off my chest with a tissue

[teeem]

I normally just do it after everyone's asleep haha

[Muk2000]

I wank in my bed all the time, but I do it elsewhere too (like just sitting down).

I do it under the covers, not on top. For me it's quite easy to do it without anyone noticing. I clean up using the underwear I'm wearing at the time. But there's not that much to clean up, because by that time of the day I will have masturbated previously at least once, so there is less ejaculation to clean up. I just leave it be and it dries while I am sleeping

Oh my god, I use same way to jerk off.

[devnull]

How do you do it without anyone noticing? Well only if you're alone in your room, otherwise I think it'd be quite complex task

Is it better then sitting in a chair. Yes, I like it better when I'm sitting in the chair. I don't like to wank in the bed. I do it only when I have a morningwood, then it's enough just to touch the penis accidentally and then I just can't stop myself :P

[NewLeafsFan]

Idk if it's better than a chair but I have done it in bed. Keep some kleenex beside your bed.

[Jacko3]

Kleenex is so obvious to parents if you use a lot of it though

[KingExplosionMurder]

I never do it this way. It maybe comfbut too risky in my house

[KingExplosionMurder]

I never do it this way. It maybe comfortable but too risky in my house

[Bikini Boy]

I always do it in bed. I like humping my pillow in my tight briefs until I get nice and hard, then I peel them off and finish by either cumming into a towel or sometimes flipping over and laying on my back so I can jizz onto my stomach and chest.

[ilc.69]

I think it's more confortable on your bed. You just take tissues or toilet paper before jacking

[countryplowboy]

Usually in the shower or standing over the toilet. If i have time to really enjoy myself then I jerk off in bed and make it last. I usually eat my cum or if not feeling that shoot into a sock..that feels good sliding over my boner anyway..lol

[Cassius16]

If I am wanking in my bed then I will clean up with tissue/boxers
Sometimes I will cum on myself and not clean up

[owl__city]

It's way more comfortable, sometimes when I it in bed just before I cum I stop myself and go the toilet and sometimes I just cum on myself and clean up with stuff in the room haha

[ItsFootballnotSoccer]

If I'm in bed I usually shoot onto my stomach so I can just eat my cum or clean with a tissue - never been caught either

[jcm08]

In/on my bed is pretty much the only place I do it.

Since the bathroom is right next to my room I just grab some toilet paper before going to bed, jerk off into that then put it under my bed. Then I reuse it for my morning wank and flush it away when I go for a shower.

[Pratik]

I too ejaculate in my bed once and at morning under shower ...i clean with paper or i try to make sure that it land on my body...so no need to clean it.

[TWDjacob]

i sit up a bit and put my laptop on my legs to make it loom like I'm doing work and cover up or surround myself with pillows. i usually cum on my stomach and take a shower afterwards or use a sock. condoms also help make cleanup super easy

[DarkWish]

cum on your belly problem solved... u dont need to cum in sheets

[Tauty]

i always do it in bed under the covers

[HFrint]

In private with the door closed. My mom and dad respect the closed door.
I clean up after by eating it.

[justa16yearoldaussie]

its more comfortable and more relaxing, especially if your doing a nice, long edge. I'm usually in bed after my parents and i close my door so the chances of getting caught are slim. and as for cleaning up, i just cum on myself and wipe it off with toilet paper/tissue etc.

[Gay Paul]

In private with the door closed. My mom and dad respect the closed door.
I clean up after by eating it.

DISGUSTING Easting own cum is
It's disgusting and unhygenic!

[HFrint]

DISGUSTING Easting own cum is
It's disgusting and unhygenic!

When it comes out it’s actually sterile.

[Hermes]

When it comes out it’s actually sterile.

Maybe being pedantic, but that one made me laugh. Check out the Wiktionary definition of sterile (https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sterile).

So "Unable to reproduce (or procreate)." isn't right, or at least shouldn't be as that the purpose of it. You obviously mean "Germless; free from all living or viable microorganisms" but do sperm count as microorganisms?

Anyway, I know what you mean. It is free from pathogens so you won't catch anything from it.

There's nothing disgusting about cum. We may expect a partner to give us a blow job and if and when you finally have sex with a girl/woman without a condom you expect her to accept it right up inside her body.

You may not like the taste, in which case don't eat it, but there is no reason why those who like the taste, or are at least ambivalent about, shouldn't eat it if they want to.

[Gay Paul]

When it comes out it’s actually sterile.

Well, maybe at your age for sure :D

Did you ever considered challenge not doing it for a fixed amount of time, I'm not good it myself :) But males of all ages wasting tremendous amount of energy doing every day?

So try not doing, and not do any other naughty thing, Not for GOD, Mummy, or Daddy not even for President Trump so beloved in your country, but FOR YOURSELF

https://youtu.be/U0BfZz8JVEE?t=128

Although it's hard to resist, it's a those Awesome ticklish feeling down there for sure ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5u1UOWhxtI

But the same as with a good meal, good chocolate, or a good Dutch Beer, or Polish vodka, especially in this heat (and so I forgot you have to wait until you are 21)

But I meant that good things have to be dosed, that they do not diminish the taste, and that the fall of the male orgasm comes with the loss of life energy, which could be used differently.

[Hermes]

But I meant that good things have to be dosed, that they do not diminish the taste, and that the fall of the male orgasm comes with the loss of life energy, which could be used differently.

I am certain this idea that it deprives us of energy is a myth from a time when people really didn't understand how it all works. It is true that immediately after cumming we feel very relaxed but that only lasts a very short time. That does mean it's not a good idea to get off immediately before you need to do something energetic but by an hour later you should have plenty of energy again and certainly masturbating last thing at night one day isn't going to make you tired the next day - it is more likely to make sure you get a good night's sleep which will be good for being able to concentrate the next day.

As to whether there can be too much of a good thing so you don't appreciate it as much, there is certainly a quantity/quality trade-off but we all have to work out where we want to make that. There won't be many people where waiting as long as you possibly can is the right trade off. If you wait 14 days you may get a more intense orgasm than if you did it every day but is it 14 times as good to make up for only have one orgasm in 14 days rather 14 orgasms? By all means experiment with frequency and then decide for yourself how often.

[Gay Paul]

I am certain this idea that it deprives us of energy is a myth from a time when people really didn't understand how it all works. It is true that immediately after cumming we feel very relaxed but that only lasts a very short time. That does mean it's not a good idea to get off immediately before you need to do something energetic but by an hour later you should have plenty of energy again and certainly masturbating last thing at night one day isn't going to make you tired the next day - it is more likely to make sure you get a good night's sleep which will be good for being able to concentrate the next day.

As to whether there can be too much of a good thing so you don't appreciate it as much, there is certainly a quantity/quality trade-off but we all have to work out where we want to make that. There won't be many people where waiting as long as you possibly can is the right trade off. If you wait 14 days you may get a more intense orgasm than if you did it every day but is it 14 times as good to make up for only have one orgasm in 14 days rather 14 orgasms? By all means experiment with frequency and then decide for yourself how often.

Asians believe this, so it is not a figment of Christians or Jews, according to Asians masturbation is a waste of Chi energy :)

[abcdeqwe]

I almost always do it dat way, it’s da most comfortable to me. But it’s also how I’ve always done it :P

[Hermes]

Asians believe this, so it is not a figment of Christians or Jews, according to Asians masturbation is a waste of Chi energy :)

All Asians? Or is this a religious belief? Some Asians also believe in magical properties of rhino horn much to the detriment of the rhino population. Thieves even sawed off the horn of a stuffed rhino in a museum not far from where I live, such is the market for it. Scientists find no evidence of any beneficial effect from rhino horn.

Ways of preventing masturbation seems to be a bit of an interest of yours, what with the tread about CCTV and a previous one, I believe, about chastity devices. That's fine, but the rest of us don't have to agree and there has been far too much misinformation spread in the past about masturbation.

If poeple want to try abstaining that's up to them. I know there is someone on here who does because of some sport he does. That's up to him but most of us see it as a positive rather than negative activity.

[Gay Paul]

All Asians? Or is this a religious belief? Some Asians also believe in magical properties of rhino horn much to the detriment of the rhino population. Thieves even sawed off the horn of a stuffed rhino in a museum not far from where I live, such is the market for it. Scientists find no evidence of any beneficial effect from rhino horn.

Ways of preventing masturbation seems to be a bit of an interest of yours, what with the tread about CCTV and a previous one, I believe, about chastity devices. That's fine, but the rest of us don't have to agree and there has been far too much misinformation spread in the past about masturbation.

If poeple want to try abstaining that's up to them. I know there is someone on here who does because of some sport he does. That's up to him but most of us see it as a positive rather than negative activity.

In my opinion, masturbation is a private matter, it is something in which neither the parents nor the spouse should interfere!

Jerking off is fun, but there think border between healthy and fun activity and pathology.

I once watched program titled "Intervention" on discovery ID the program was about substance abouse and addiction, in one epizoede was about pathological wanker :D

I had this problem too, and still doing it frome time to time, even celebs do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L9Mbm42u-Y

[SkyN]

I do it lying down mostly, just cum on my chest and wipe it of with tissue, I sometimes do it sitting down but it's harder to clean because it goes all over my hands and runs everywhere.

[LBethancourt]

I usually always do it in my bed. I just cum on my stomach and then shower or I have tissues nearby. It's comfortable in bed

[Zandman]

99% of the time I jerk off in my bed

[NotSky]

I always do it on my bed before sleeping. I don't mind the cleaning up part cuz the cum is from my body. It's better than a chair cuz you can spread out your legs. For me it's more comfortable

[MisterMister2000]

I have a routine. If I'm sitting in a chair, I take a paper towel and lay it across my chest and make sure the "end result" lands on the strip. LOL. Easy cleanup. If not that, then I jack in my underwear and finish inside but then it's a whole clean-up production afterwards.

[hockeyref867]

95% of the time I jerk off in bed, usually rinse it down the sink when I’m done

[MasonBA]

let it dribble down my penis, or a couple spurts above my pubes and wipe up with a tissue

[saderbowbader]

I do it in bed i just leave it until i wash my beding

[Djdj112]

I like sitting better, otherwise in bed I just try to catch it all in my hand or hold it in with my hand.

[Janas]

I think that masturbating in bed is just a bit more comfortable. Cleaning up is really not that hard, you just take a wipe and wipe everything. :)

[arca]

As long as you aren't jumping or moaning or making violent movements idk why it would make more noise. It's more comfortable, and you can clean by laying on a towel or catching your cum in your hand or on your chest

[David_rupp]

It’s so much more comfortable. If you’re worried about someone coming in just be ready to throw a black key over yourself.

[Diable rouge]

I've never done this b4 and I was wondering. How do you do it without anyone noticing? Is it better then sitting in a chair. And how do you clean up?

I usually lay down in my bed, it is the most comfortable position. I wank silently so that no one notices. I usually cum in my hand or on my belly and I eat it. Sometimes I cum directly in my mouth. This is an easy way to clean up and it leaves no evidence.
Parents can always find the tissues and cum rags, find out about the number of tissues or toilet paper you use, or see you when you go to the bathroom covered with cum.

[user_of_epicness]

just close your door and no one will care