did you hear ur parents having sex?? Well I did... Need ur advice

[mattkirk]

Guys did you hear ur parents having sex? Cuz I did multiple times. Maybe I already mention that a while ago. But it’s getting a bit intense, especially in last few weeks (3-4 weeks). I was like wtf is going on all the time… They’re doing it almost everyday during the night or early in the morning or both. And it lasts ages literally. I would say maybe an hour or more, with all those weird unpleasant sounds and crapy noises. Like I don’t mind if someone is having sex (I would love to have too) but you know, they are parents and that’s a bit gross. And worst thing ever is, that they don’t really care. I’m not gonna tell them anything and my bro is like from a different planet as he didn’t hear anything (at least he told that). On the flipside, about two weeks ago my dad mentioned something like “btw wouldn’t it be great having another brother?” And since I thought he’s just joking or chit-chatting I said that I don’t mind (or I don’t care.. not sure yet). Nowadays it seems that it was a real question not a joke. So do you think this is their way of trying to do so? What should I do? How long this may take you think? It was okay few months ago…
thx a lot

[kanefromoz]

Dude chill... :) why are you so upset by this.... Are you afraid your inheritance will go down hehe.... Im not trying to be rude but I dont get your problem.... I spose you could wear earplugs:confused:

[mattkirk]

Dude chill... :) why are you so upset by this.... Are you afraid your inheritance will go down hehe.... Im not trying to be rude but I dont get your problem.... I spose you could wear earplugs:confused:
:D not really. I was just a bit upset cuz of its frequency and stuff.. and then realised that it wasn't my dad's joke but maybe a real thing. So I was wondering how long it may take them to succeed and to have that kind of quiet home environment once again :D u think it's quite normal having such a 'devoted' and extremely active parents? :D

[SethfromMI]

do nothing. parents have sex. you may not want to think about it but they do. leave them be and go do something else.and if they are trying to have another kid be happy for them and your new brother or sister

[Alex_Swim]

Its gona be alot noisier when your new baby bro or sis arrives...

[mattkirk]

do nothing. parents have sex. you may not want to think about it but they do. leave them be and go do something else.and if they are trying to have another kid be happy for them and your new brother or sister

Yeah maybe I should take it as it is and just ignore those noises and stuff. Maybe ur right

Its gona be alot noisier when your new baby bro or sis arrives...

haha agree

[kanefromoz]

:D not really. I was just a bit upset cuz of its frequency and stuff.. and then realised that it wasn't my dad's joke but maybe a real thing. So I was wondering how long it may take them to succeed and to have that kind of quiet home environment once again :D u think it's quite normal having such a 'devoted' and extremely active parents? :D

I try not to think about how devoted they are just as much as I hope they dont think about devoted I am to my cock HAHA!!!!! lLIFES LIKE A DECK OF CARDS.. JUST DEAL WITH IT ( omg that was so bad but hopefully you catch my drift hehe).

[kanefromoz]

do nothing. parents have sex. you may not want to think about it but they do. leave them be and go do something else.and if they are trying to have another kid be happy for them and your new brother or sister

Ditto!!!!:D

[ItsFootballnotSoccer]

Just focus on something else, maybe go outside while they do it if it bothers you.

[Alex_Swim]

Maybe get some noise cancelling headphones....

[Jordanchill]

There really is nothing you can or should do. Sex is an important part when it comes to relationships and is completely natural. If their intercourse is bothering you or keeping you from sleeping, be mature and ask them if they could be a little more descrete. Other than that, turn some music on and ignore.

[mattkirk]

Ditto!!!!:D

Just focus on something else, maybe go outside while they do it if it bothers you.

Maybe get some noise cancelling headphones....

There really is nothing you can or should do. Sex is an important part when it comes to relationships and is completely natural. If their intercourse is bothering you or keeping you from sleeping, be mature and ask them if they could be a little more descrete. Other than that, turn some music on and ignore.

I think u all r right about that. Probably nothing I can do about that. I'm definitely not willing to talk to them about that. I'll rather take it as it is and try to ignore it as much as I can or whatever. Maybe it's because their bedroom is right next to ours and my bed is next to the wall and pretty close to the door. Can't move my bed unfortunately...
It's not like it wakes me up, since I'm usually still or already awake when I hear them. And I think that they are always trying to wait a bit, let's say till 11pm and then in the morning around 6 am. Usually they stay in the living room watching tv and then after a while they just move to their bedroom... and it all starts there. As I said it takes like and hour or more. There's nothing like a background noise or something since there's no tv and stuff in their bedroom, so it's quite clear what's happening there. but whatever.. the only thing is that I can't sleep with my earphones or earplugs as I hate having that stuff in my ear when i'm gonna sleep... :confused:
They're not laughing or talking that much... just all those sounds after a while.. Sometimes I can even hear that they're in bathroom doing stuff or what... I was a bit agry (sorry about that) cuz i had that 'show' in last 4 days both evening and morning... :lol:

[biboy_unsure]

Who knows? Obviously your parents have sex and enjoy it. I must say that i would share your frustration hearing it constantly. however, Don't you want to be that active when your'e that age? They are still people, people with desires and people that are absolutely normal. Sucks hearing it but on the flipside... they could be fighting all the time and get divorced. my advice is, take solace in it to a degree.. if need be buy ear plugs

[mattkirk]

Who knows? Obviously your parents have sex and enjoy it. I must say that i would share your frustration hearing it constantly. however, Don't you want to be that active when your'e that age? They are still people, people with desires and people that are absolutely normal. Sucks hearing it but on the flipside... they could be fighting all the time and get divorced. my advice is, take solace in it to a degree.. if need be buy ear plugs

thx mate, that's true. it was just a bit frustrating to know about everything what's happening there.. Especially my mum gets a bit noisy sometimes... but yeah.. as u said they are just humans and maybe they just need it who knows... or trying their luck if they really want another child.. yeah but it's better than fighting true.. thx God it's definitely not our case. Just completely opposite lol But i don't want to talk to them about it. I'm always doing like nothing happened in the morning... (sometimes it's pretty hard though).. so i'll rather avoid any kind of conversation about these things with them... and tbh i don't think that it may help or so... maybe i just have to wait a bit

[biboy_unsure]

Just let it be.. You know what is/happening just don't bring it up. They don't think that they are being a problem so don't make it one. It sucks but what can you do?

[mattkirk]

Just let it be.. You know what is/happening just don't bring it up. They don't think that they are being a problem so don't make it one. It sucks but what can you do?

true true mate. And even if they knew it won't make any dramatic difference i guess since dad is definitely trying pretty hard to make my mum pregnant :rolleyes: I'll try to get use to it then and just to ignore all those noises (some will appreciate it as a free porn lol)

[biboy_unsure]

i was serious about the ear plugs lol they work

[mattkirk]

i was serious about the ear plugs lol they work

haha i've got it, but i really hate using it. I can't sleep with anything stuck in my ears. That's why i'm not using earphones when going to bed.. that sucks I know... :(

[biboy_unsure]

they sell really soft ones at the drug stores.. when i wear them i barely feel them

[Alex_Swim]

Just remember after the test is positive, you get 9 months of quiet.

[mattkirk]

they sell really soft ones at the drug stores.. when i wear them i barely feel them

need to check cuz those i tried before were like those yellow ones - pretty soft but still i had that crappy feeling and I just removed them. I tried to sleep with my earphones but i couldn't sleep so same story as with plugs.. :/

Just remember after the test is positive, you get 9 months of quiet.

You think so?

[biboy_unsure]

well most couples fuck almost throughout the pregnancy. women have higher levels of hormones while being prego. Don't back on the quiet time. just saying haha

[mattkirk]

well most couples fuck almost throughout the pregnancy. women have higher levels of hormones while being prego. Don't back on the quiet time. just saying haha

haha, that's not a very positive outcome :D will see.. btw do u have any idea how long it may take to get pregnant? Or like when my mum can find out that she's in?

[biboy_unsure]

no clue sorry

[Alex_Swim]

well most couples fuck almost throughout the pregnancy. women have higher levels of hormones while being prego. Don't back on the quiet time. just saying haha

Didn't know that...

Well So much for the 9 months of sleep....

[scott2002]

Why does it bother you? Is the noise or sounds just distracting, or does it affect your sleep (by waking you up, or making it difficult to get to sleep)? Or, do you just find it 'ikky' that your parents are having sex? A nasty image for all of us!
You could respectfully bring it to their attention: "Mom? Dad? I think it's great that you guys have sex a lot, but you make a lot of noise and it keeps me awake at night."
Once they know you know they're having noisy sex, I bet they'll be a LOT quieter.

(I'm also thinking, why don't you start masturbating real loud?? "Oh yeah!! Oh yeah!! I'm gonna... Oh yeah!!.... Here it............") LOL

[user-999]

Well I have heard my parent's doing it, but it's quite short, maybe the sounds are made near and during orgasm, but I kind of ignore it. Also, parents can have sex without planning for a baby.

[mattkirk]

Why does it bother you? Is the noise or sounds just distracting, or does it affect your sleep (by waking you up, or making it difficult to get to sleep)? Or, do you just find it 'ikky' that your parents are having sex? A nasty image for all of us!
You could respectfully bring it to their attention: "Mom? Dad? I think it's great that you guys have sex a lot, but you make a lot of noise and it keeps me awake at night."
Once they know you know they're having noisy sex, I bet they'll be a LOT quieter.

(I'm also thinking, why don't you start masturbating real loud?? "Oh yeah!! Oh yeah!! I'm gonna... Oh yeah!!.... Here it............") LOL

Well... it's not that it affects my sleep or whatever... it's just disgusting and most of the time it's also quite noisy. But I have to admit that they're waiting for us to fell asleep most likely, since mum usually opens the door first to make sure that we are already in our beds. Then 'it' starts in like 15 mins or so... but the thing is that I don't want to sleep that early as my mum wants probably so that's why i'm still awake at that time... my bro is different since he's a bit younger and hard sleeper...

btw it was the same yesterday... I tried to sleep with earphones but couldn't, so this doesn't work for me... :(

haha i don't wanna wank or something.. it just won't work that way :D

Well I have heard my parent's doing it, but it's quite short, maybe the sounds are made near and during orgasm, but I kind of ignore it. Also, parents can have sex without planning for a baby.

Yeah could be. My parents enjoy it as much as possible I guess.. and that's maybe one of the reasons why it takes so long... usually 1h+ only in the morning it's pretty fast... tbh it wasn't that bad before, that's why i thought that they just want a baby (and also cuz of what my dad said)

[RocketBoy]

I have heard my rents doin the deed before. Mom seems to make most of the noise. Also, their bed squeeks like hell when they go at it. I'm tempted to knock hard on the door right when I think they are about to cum, lol.

[Coolteenboy]

You should start thinking of a name for your new lil brother or sister!!