Immediate help!

[Drake]

I'm in a hotel room with one of my best friends and I have the urge to jack off with him. We stay up until 4 and tonight is out last night. How do I bring up jacking off in a non awkward way? Also, he's been talking about the girl he likes, who's also on the trip, and I want to incorporate that into it. He also is self conscious and is very religious. Porn is out of the question due to hotel wifi but what do I bring up to possibly lead to this? This is kind of for tonight only in a few hours so please help fast!

[phuckphace]

joke around with him about masturbation to get a feel for how he might react. in my experience the best way to slip in a hint is to joke, joke, joke. if you've talked about it for a bit and he seems comfortable, say something like, "wanna do it now?!" and if he acts horrified, start laughing and say "haha just joking" to save your ass. even if he refuses it's not as awkward as it sounds really, you just have to be convincing with the "just joking" part. good luck man and have fun!

[frisbee25]

Just say somthing about masturbation

[ksdnfkfr]

You know, when it came to our first time messing around, I never I had to go to VT or any other such place to ask what to do or how to do it etc. I think if you are having to ask strangers online how to manipulate a friend into doing that, then you simply do not have the right kind of friendship for it. Just my personal opinion.

[Luke91]

How have been sleeping and hanging out in the room? Can you get to the point that he is naked with you? If you can get him to that point take the conservation to talking about what you have heard others say about jacking off. If you can get him naked and then talking, go on and lead into since this is the last night why don't we... You might be surprised if he wants the same thing as you. Good luck.

[Drake]

How have been sleeping and hanging out in the room? Can you get to the point that he is naked with you? If you can get him to that point take the conservation to talking about what you have heard others say about jacking off. If you can get him naked and then talking, go on and lead into since this is the last night why don't we... You might be surprised if he wants the same thing as you. Good luck.

The most we've gotten to is walking around in underwear in the hotel room. Nothing has really happened. I just need to bring it up somehow.

[Drake]

try my suggestion bro. it's the tried and true technique that I always use, lol.

That's what I'm planning on doing. We're beginning to talk right now so I'll bring it up when it gets more in depth.

[phuckphace]

get er done!

[Second Chance]

If your friend is kind of uptight and religious, then I seriously doubt you can jack off with him let alone seeing him naked. If you really like your friend more than a friend, which is clearly the case if you want to jack off with him, then you have to be honest with yourself. I think you should start off by saying that you like him and take things from there. If the guy is only into girls and is repulsed by the thought of doing anything with a guy, then I really think you should not do anything with this guy. You might end up loosing a friend if he is someone who is not into doing things with other guys.

[phuckphace]

If your friend is kind of uptight and religious, then I seriously doubt you can jack off with him let alone seeing him naked. If you really like your friend more than a friend, which is clearly the case if you want to jack off with him, then you have to be honest with yourself. I think you should start off by saying that you like him and take things from there. If the guy is only into girls and is repulsed by the thought of doing anything with a guy, then I really think you should not do anything with this guy. You might end up loosing a friend if he is someone who is not into doing things with other guys.

well nobody's telling him to force his friend into doing anything with him if he doesn't want to (or at least I'm not.) we're just trying to help him determine if his friend would be willing to do it in the least awkward way possible. I also don't think him being religious is necessarily a deal-breaker, I was very religious myself when I was younger but still willing to mess around :whoops:

[NeuroTiger]

You know, when it came to our first time messing around, I never I had to go to VT or any other such place to ask what to do or how to do it etc. I think if you are having to ask strangers online how to manipulate a friend into doing that, then you simply do not have the right kind of friendship for it. Just my personal opinion.

I share your view.

In such cases, you know your friend best...obviously you need to know how to "manipulate" him.

[Body odah Man]

....that is just...wow.
Don't even go there man

[ksdnfkfr]

I share your view.

In such cases, you know your friend best...obviously you need to know how to "manipulate" him.

Because of my autism and intellectual disability, my friend was concerned about the notion that he might be taking advantage of me. But it was something we both wanted and we both knew it. There just was not a "how do I make him?" or "how do I get him to?" thing involved. To me it's almost like asking 'how do I make my friend to play a video game with me?'. Bet that question never gets asked.

[NeuroTiger]

Because of my autism and intellectual disability, my friend was concerned about the notion that he might be taking advantage of me. But it was something we both wanted and we both knew it. There just was not a "how do I make him?" or "how do I get him to?" thing involved. To me it's almost like asking 'how do I make my friend to play a video game with me?'. Bet that question never gets asked.

Intellectual disability and you? O.o seems bizarre for such a brilliant brain as yours.

[backjruton]

Intellectual disability and you? O.o seems bizarre for such a brilliant brain as yours.

My guess is some people with it seem smarter because they're far better with some things and worse with others. I know I am :3



I would just start masturbating myself and see if he joins in. I even did it in the car before with 3 other family members, if you've got to do it you've got to do it and if he joins in that's a bonus :D

Maybe it could work if you were to find out which times he enters and leaves the room each time (if not too late for this already) and you time it so you just happen to be playing with yourself the moment he comes in. Don't stop because of embarrassment :D

[ksdnfkfr]

Intellectual disability and you? O.o seems bizarre for such a brilliant brain as yours.

Not wanting to go OT, but yeah it's bizarre. There are a few of us on the autism forum like me. It's not a lack of smarts, but an inability to process certain things. Like I do poorly with brain teasers. Not able to handle conceptualization in a lot of debates and philosophy. Not able to deal with most types of formulas. Not able to maintain a sense of direction so I get lost easily.

[NeuroTiger]

Not wanting to go OT, but yeah it's bizarre. There are a few of us on the autism forum like me. It's not a lack of smarts, but an inability to process certain things. Like I do poorly with brain teasers. Not able to handle conceptualization in a lot of debates and philosophy. Not able to deal with most types of formulas. Not able to maintain a sense of direction so I get lost easily.

My final words before we go OT,
I'll conclude that you are naturally smart with some intellectual disability.
Little Einstein ;)

[Harley Quinn]

This isn't appropriate and we don't allow the sharing of tips or techniques on how to get someone to do something sexual with you. It has also been brought off topic. :locked: