Do you ever talk to your dick?

[scott2002]

I sorta consider my dick to be like my little best friend, and I'll admit I talk to it ("him") a lot. Things like, "You wanna go up to my room and I'll get you stiff and make you squirt, would you like that?"

Am I just weird, or do others do this too?

[zzzzzzzzzz]

I do think of my dick as my little friend too. If I talk or say something it usually about the person or video I'm thinking of or looking at. I might get into trouble if I post some of my thoughts or sayings here!

[Jericho14]

I definitely do this, Thank god i thought im the only who do it

[Bull]

Nope, that is not weird. As sorrygottago said I can't post most of what I say to "Junior" but I like the way "he" responds!

[Don Giovanni]

Ahah nope i never did it

[scott2002]

.... I might get into trouble if I post some of my thoughts or sayings here!

I know I DEFINITELY would! I've already gotten scolded and sent to stand in the corner a couple of times for things that I've written on here. So I'm trying really hard to learn how to behave... :eek:

[Atlantis]

This isn't puberty related. :locked: