morning pee

[countryplowboy]

Funny thing just happened...I had to pee crazy bad I'm half asleep walk to the toilet pull him out and letvfly...my bro walks in and he's like what the hell man!! I was totally unaware but pee was spraying all over like I had 4 holes in my dick...I've not noticed this happen before..I usually pull him outta my briefs and stretch him out a bit...I didn't this morning..maybe that made the difference...Idk it was damn funny though!! This happen to you guys?

[Hermes]

I've not had it go in four directions before but I have a forked stream before. What seems to happen is a little dried cum sticks the "lips" of the hole together in the centre so the stream forks around that.

You can make that less likely be peeing after cumming or my "milking" the remaining cum out, i.e. running your finger along the tube one the bottom from base to tip.

[Zachary G]

Ive never had 4 streams, but I have had 2 come out at the same time, it makes for quite the mess. As soon as I notice it I stop peeing and sit down to finish.

[zzzzzzzzzz]

I've had it half asleep if I've got my foreskin caught on pubes. Nothing worse when your pee doesn't go the way you want it!

[Coolguy22]

Funny thing just happened...I had to pee crazy bad I'm half asleep walk to the toilet pull him out and letvfly...my bro walks in and he's like what the hell man!! I was totally unaware but pee was spraying all over like I had 4 holes in my dick...I've not noticed this happen before..I usually pull him outta my briefs and stretch him out a bit...I didn't this morning..maybe that made the difference...Idk it was damn funny though!! This happen to you guys?

Yea that's happened to me before bro haha, its no big deal other than the mess of course haha!!!

[teenboyNathan]

This has happened to me before. Sometimes my pubes will get stuck on my dick during the night and then my piss goes everywhere. It also happens when cum gets dried up on the lips of the hole. It sucks lol

[Falcons_11]

That has happened to me only a couple times that my pee sprayed out instead of squirting out in a stream. Also a few times when I got up during the night to pee I missed the entire bowl and my pee went on the floor next to the toilet.

[wrecked]

I get the "split stream" alot in the morning

[DarkWish]

im ofen sit when im peeing so no problem for me ;)
when outside in forest or something it doesnt matter where u pee just spraying hehe

[niklas]

well haven't had four streams, but def at least two or like where one is solid stream and then some dribbling/spraying in different direction, mostly happens if i don't pull my foreskin back in just the right way

[jordand]

I've not had it go in four directions before but I have a forked stream before. What seems to happen is a little dried cum sticks the "lips" of the hole together in the centre so the stream forks around that.

You can make that less likely be peeing after cumming or my "milking" the remaining cum out, i.e. running your finger along the tube one the bottom from base to tip.


It's not always cum sometimes it just sticks

[Hermes]

well haven't had four streams, but def at least two or like where one is solid stream and then some dribbling/spraying in different direction, mostly happens if i don't pull my foreskin back in just the right way

Interestingly, if your foreskin is so long it hangs off the end in a kind of nipple you can get away without pulling it back and if it naturally leave the hole (meatus) at the end of the glans completely uncovered you can also get away with not having to move it.

Like niklas, mine is somewhere in between so it can partially obstruct the meatus and lead to going in more than one direction so I just pull it back a little.

[user-999]

It has happened to me before, too. It's quite a mess if you don't react fast.

[pconnor]

It has happened. Quite a mess.

[ilc.69]

Loool hahajja yeah, finding the position to pull the penis to pee is kinda hard lol. #everydaystruggles

[Stever_big_hands]

yeah happens to me sometimes not sure why

[Blank_]

I've had two streams happen before if I haven't gotten the chance to stretch it out yet, but never four streams! That must have been a strange sight :lol:

[curiousme]

Yeah it happens, mostly for uncut guys I assume. Are you uncut?

[The captain]

Yeah it happens, mostly for uncut guys I assume. Are you uncut?

same for me and same question