View Full Version : How can I get rid of Morningwood
Pika2001
August 27th, 2016, 12:41 PM
For those of you that don't know what Moringwood is, it is when you wake up with a boner. So i was wondering if any of you knows an easy way to get rid of Morningwood, other than urinating or masturbating.
Thanks
Sean4U
August 27th, 2016, 12:51 PM
Nope!
Pika2001
August 27th, 2016, 12:57 PM
Nope!
Shit...
Nosuba
August 27th, 2016, 01:28 PM
Just waiting, it works for me.
Brightwolf
August 27th, 2016, 01:32 PM
Wait lol. That's it.
Vermilion
August 27th, 2016, 01:35 PM
Put it in your waist band
heylo
August 27th, 2016, 02:10 PM
Put it in your waist band
What if it goes out of the boxers (or whatever else) when hard?
Vermilion
August 27th, 2016, 02:11 PM
What if it goes out of the boxers (or whatever else) when hard?
Up flat against your stomach and then a t shirt to cover it
ska8er
August 27th, 2016, 02:35 PM
I agree with [twin] above-but Y not
rub it out? The best way to treat a
horny morning.
jamie_n5
August 27th, 2016, 02:44 PM
It's usually one of those two things that gives it to you bro..
chasechris63
August 27th, 2016, 03:53 PM
Just wait for it to go down
Kyle37
August 27th, 2016, 04:07 PM
Just go about doing your daily business and it will eventually go away. No special methods.
Drewboyy
August 27th, 2016, 05:17 PM
Cold shower? Pretty sure that works
mattsmith48
August 27th, 2016, 06:14 PM
Just wait for it to go down
MartyG
August 27th, 2016, 06:23 PM
Why on earth would you want to get rid of it? It's such a wonderful part of being a boy!
Hermes
August 27th, 2016, 06:57 PM
...get rid of Morningwood, other than urinating or masturbating.
That's like asking how to dig a hole without using a spade :lol:
Being serious the only other option is to wait for it go down on it's own. There is no magic.
jerrydevo2
August 27th, 2016, 07:40 PM
If nether go the examples you listed previously then you would just have to wait it out.
Canadian Dream
August 27th, 2016, 08:15 PM
Other than what you've mentionned unfortunately there's no way to make it go down faster. I don't see a problem with masturbating or going to the bathroom though.
pjones
August 27th, 2016, 09:09 PM
Wait lol. That's it.
exactly
acerjg17
August 28th, 2016, 08:33 AM
Flip and tuck or put it to good use and rub it out
teenboyNathan
August 28th, 2016, 10:27 AM
Just like everybody else said, either rub it or wait it out. I personally just put it on my waist band and it will go down
Desynchronized
August 28th, 2016, 10:35 AM
I agree with [twin] above-but Y not
rub it out? The best way to treat a
horny morning.
lol i agree.
Just JT
August 28th, 2016, 11:58 AM
Why on earth would you want to get rid of it? It's such a wonderful part of being a boy!
I no right?
I don't get it...morning wood, why get rid of it? Lmao!!
pjones
August 28th, 2016, 01:04 PM
Why on earth would you want to get rid of it? It's such a wonderful part of being a boy!
it really is
Chris298
August 28th, 2016, 02:06 PM
I really don't think you can do anything about it, its just there until it goes down on its own or until you make it go down :D its weird though because unlike a normal boner, if I dont play with my morning wood I can still pee.
Ben7
August 28th, 2016, 05:00 PM
Other than urinating then no, I can't think of any better way. So as everyone said you'll either have to wait it out, masturbate, or tuck it under your waistband.
ultramagnum11
August 28th, 2016, 05:20 PM
you just jerk off
nekid
August 28th, 2016, 06:39 PM
I'm wake up with erections almost every morning now
Jtyler
August 28th, 2016, 10:14 PM
Honestly masturbating is the best solution!
Cool Mojo
August 29th, 2016, 11:00 AM
I have the same issue
Zachary G
August 29th, 2016, 11:02 AM
pluck the head really hard -- pain is usually a deterrent.
JHardy9
August 29th, 2016, 11:02 AM
Jerking off is the best way to get rid of it if you don't want to do that just wait for it to go down
vboy
August 30th, 2016, 03:47 PM
Normally I ether rub it away or just give it time
Nothing much more to be done as far as I know
Falcons_11
August 30th, 2016, 08:37 PM
I'm wake up with erections almost every morning now
I do too. :D
You could try rolling over on it and try going back to sleep. I just may or may not work.
hairy balls
August 31st, 2016, 12:46 AM
Just wait for it to go down but Jerking off is the best way to get rid of it
Sean2
August 31st, 2016, 01:28 AM
For those of you that don't know what Moringwood is, it is when you wake up with a boner. So i was wondering if any of you knows an easy way to get rid of Morningwood, other than urinating or masturbating.
Thanks
Maybe just wait till it goes away??
nekid
August 31st, 2016, 08:47 AM
I do too. :D
You could try rolling over on it and try going back to sleep. I just may or may not work.
I kind of like waking up with one
leoyuo
August 31st, 2016, 02:33 PM
Just wait ^^
TheMatrix
September 1st, 2016, 12:10 AM
I only know this morningwood
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BravoZulu
September 3rd, 2016, 11:25 PM
Nope.
I find the main reason for having a boner in the morning is that I need to piss. So the only way to deal with it is to get up and take a piss.
I just hide my boner by pitting the head of my dick between the elastic and my stomach area and put a shirt on which goes over the top. No one can see that I have a boner the short distance I walk to the bathroom.
Biomicro
September 5th, 2016, 05:13 PM
i have no idea
LRSSS02
September 5th, 2016, 05:53 PM
put it in your waist band
Justpassing12
September 5th, 2016, 10:34 PM
Get up and walk around right when you wake up. Blood flowing to other parts of your body will be drawn from down there
ThomasD
September 12th, 2016, 12:12 PM
Dont know, but why would u want to. Oh unless u share a room with a brother i suppose
Hermes
September 14th, 2016, 06:14 AM
Dont know, but why would u want to. Oh unless u share a room with a brother i suppose
I don't think he was looking for a way to stop it happenning in the first place. When you're not in a situation where it would be embarassing, having an erection feels good and it is a nice way to wake up. Generally, though, you don't want it to be up still when you meet the rest of your family.
Jthompson
September 14th, 2016, 08:13 AM
Lol I think I the ONLY way to get rid of it is peeing or jerking off. I don't know what else you would do.
Tpyro
October 24th, 2016, 12:26 PM
wack off or go take a piss first thing waking up.
bigboy3
October 25th, 2016, 05:07 AM
I also have this problem most mornings. any advice?
Hankster65
October 25th, 2016, 08:53 AM
I always just rub it out. Morning wood is natural and every parent and boy knows this, probably a fair amount of girls know it to. Not a big deal.
zzzzzzzzzz
October 25th, 2016, 04:38 PM
I either just have a pee or rub one out too
loki2000
October 26th, 2016, 05:28 AM
I don`t think so... I beat off in the morning to lose it
BravoZulu
October 28th, 2016, 12:33 AM
Normally my morning boner is due to needing to piss. It isn't because I am horny. I just get up, take a piss and it goes away.
To hide it while I walk to the bathroom, I just put the head between the elastic on my shorts and with the t-shirt draped over no one can see.
If my parents are already at work I don't bother with the hiding as pretty much it is just my two brothers that *might* see that I have a boner and I don't really care if they do.
Kevgpdx
October 30th, 2016, 07:43 PM
Not really. I usually jerk off and take care of it. But the times when I can't do that it just goes away on its own.
Impressionist1910
December 6th, 2016, 08:44 PM
For those of you that don't know what Moringwood is, it is when you wake up with a boner. So i was wondering if any of you knows an easy way to get rid of Morningwood, other than urinating or masturbating.
Thanks
Nope!
Unless you're going to wait it out, your only options are the two you mentioned (the latter of the two being a good, morning experience btw...).
dude_g
December 6th, 2016, 09:41 PM
Just ignore it I guess
datboijoey
December 7th, 2016, 11:14 AM
How do you not know what morning wood is? You get it every morning.
Impressionist1910
December 7th, 2016, 12:53 PM
How do you not know what morning wood is? You get it every morning.
Lol. This is true.
BobJefferson
December 7th, 2016, 02:58 PM
Wait 5 minutes.
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