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Awesomesauce
March 31st, 2016, 04:25 PM
Hey I'm 17 and I have gotten awkward bones since I started puberty. But recently it has gotten bad and I get hard at everything probably like 15 times a day. I try to hide it but it's noticeable. I do masturbate. So it's not like I'm not relieving myself. Is there anything I can buy to help hide it or something I can to stop from getting hard all the time? Please help I have to do a 10 minute speech and I don't want to get hard in front of my classmates

Ainsleyshea
March 31st, 2016, 05:57 PM
well get use to it all males will have this problem
i just tuck it in my waist band

KingWavy
March 31st, 2016, 06:58 PM
Hrmm thats tough, maybe you are masturbating too much so your body may be used to always doing it, try to not do it as often and that should help.

Boyfreshx
April 1st, 2016, 12:04 AM
Honestly, the best thing I could suggest is to distract yourself. Don't NOT try to think about it, but don't focus on it. If that makes any sense

Pittsburgh
April 1st, 2016, 05:18 AM
You're not the only one, I have it happen all the time, I know it can be frustrating, never happens at the right time lol

lliam
April 1st, 2016, 06:39 AM
Is there anything I can buy to help hide it or something I can to stop from getting hard all the time?

NOPE. But you can try - think about uggly things such as grandma storms into your room whilst masturbating and MOL (moaning out loud).
or about the crowd in ftont of you is still farting ... :D

or in pics

you in 15 years:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TH0KMqJACPI/AAAAAAABj0s/KlkbzUbx_h0/s1600/fat_guy_fail_06.jpg


Donald Trump comes visting:

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2015/08/18/previews/Donald%20Trump-20150818-9.jpg


Your last appointment (dentist)

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/ap_468683823083.jpg?quality=75&strip=color&w=1100



Justin Bieber, your Future

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9slJYwIIAEzWeK.jpg


You, turning to Belieber

http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED31/51a9ebdfbc155.jpeg


Grandmas comment, seeing you masturbating:

https://singleintherivercity.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/debby-downer.jpg



your English-teacher, reacting on seeing your boner:

https://598d5fcf392acad97538-395e64798090ee0a3a571e8c148d44f2.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/4842397_my-girlfriend-pooped-the-bed-and-wont-buy_ebc44f9_m.jpg

Thatkidsean001
May 2nd, 2016, 11:02 PM
We all get them unfortunately

ska8er
May 3rd, 2016, 07:07 AM
NOPE. But you can try - think about uggly things such as grandma storms into your room whilst masturbating and MOL (moaning out loud).
or about the crowd in ftont of you is still farting ... :D

or in pics

you in 15 years:

image (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TH0KMqJACPI/AAAAAAABj0s/KlkbzUbx_h0/s1600/fat_guy_fail_06.jpg)


Donald Trump comes visting:

image (http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2015/08/18/previews/Donald%20Trump-20150818-9.jpg)


Your last appointment (dentist)

image (https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/ap_468683823083.jpg?quality=75&strip=color&w=1100)



Justin Bieber, your Future

image (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9slJYwIIAEzWeK.jpg)


You, turning to Belieber

image (http://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED31/51a9ebdfbc155.jpeg)


Grandmas comment, seeing you masturbating:

image (https://singleintherivercity.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/debby-downer.jpg)



your English-teacher, reacting on seeing your boner:

image (https://598d5fcf392acad97538-395e64798090ee0a3a571e8c148d44f2.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/4842397_my-girlfriend-pooped-the-bed-and-wont-buy_ebc44f9_m.jpg)



The Justin Bieber ones r the Bomb-HaHaHa-ROTFLMAO-:lol::lol::lol:

ska8er
May 3rd, 2016, 07:16 AM
Hey I'm 17 and I have gotten awkward bones since I started puberty. But recently it has gotten bad and I get hard at everything probably like 15 times a day. I try to hide it but it's noticeable. I do masturbate. So it's not like I'm not relieving myself. Is there anything I can buy to help hide it or something I can to stop from getting hard all the time? Please help I have to do a 10 minute speech and I don't want to get hard in front of my classmates


Tuck it up under the waist band of ur shorts
and pants. Idk of anything u can buy to hide
it unless u want to duct tape it down-:rolleyes:

Zachary G
May 5th, 2016, 01:25 PM
there really isnt much you can do other than finding a way to tuck it. There is always the option of buying some compression underwear and giving them a try to see if they help hide your bones.

john_sartre
May 5th, 2016, 11:02 PM
It can be really embarrassing, especially when others can see it clearly outlined again your leg. I think my sister noticed a few times, but thankfully she pretended not to.

Xiao.Z
May 5th, 2016, 11:19 PM
Why be ashame? This body natural reflex. But if problem really then maybe multiple underwear. I think problem maybe worse if constrict because trap blood make erection happen. I believe simple do not worry everyone know you have penis already this not surprise.

john_sartre
May 6th, 2016, 05:48 PM
Why be ashame? This body natural reflex. But if problem really then maybe multiple underwear. I think problem maybe worse if constrict because trap blood make erection happen. I believe simple do not worry everyone know you have penis already this not surprise.


thank you

Canadian Dream
May 6th, 2016, 06:51 PM
Unfortunately there's not much you can do about these. I understand how annoying they can be but I'm afraid you're just gonna have to accept it. The only thing I can think of is to try to find a way to position your penis so it's less noticeable if you speak in front of the class.

john_sartre
May 6th, 2016, 08:20 PM
Unfortunately there's not much you can do about these. I understand how annoying they can be but I'm afraid you're just gonna have to accept it. The only thing I can think of is to try to find a way to position your penis so it's less noticeable if you speak in front of the class.

How would you hide it? You can't just start shifting your junk around in public places.

eric2001
May 6th, 2016, 09:47 PM
My school bus is really bouncy and the motion of it makes me hard. So my pants are sticking out the minute I get to school like every day.

Canadian Dream
May 7th, 2016, 07:52 PM
How would you hide it? You can't just start shifting your junk around in public places.

You can for example discretely put your hands in your pockets and shift it upwards so it doesn't just stick out. I'm just trying to suggest a solution, if you have a better idea please let me know.

jamie_n5
July 1st, 2016, 08:11 PM
Maybe compression shorts might help. I don't like being cramped myself. It is just something that guys have to deal with.

zzzzzzzzzz
July 2nd, 2016, 12:56 AM
It seems to happen to all of us!

jerrydevo2
July 3rd, 2016, 01:32 PM
Well just try to get rid of it like any other boner you had in the past you would just need to do it more offten.