Getting a boner at the worst possible time!

[Sanctum]

Have you ever got a boner at the worst possible time?

like the other day i was watching some stuff and my "little friend" woke up and then my mom called me. i did not know what to do and i thought of cutting that "thing" off.

[Fanta_Lover44]

I've got loads in the past at school and stuff, the best thing you can do is to take your mind of it, and you'll be surprised at how quickly it goes.

[swimBoy]

A bone around parents is the worst thing ever, I've had lots watching TV or eating lunch.

I hate when it's pointing the wrong way...........that hurts, plus the lump is way way more obvious.

Forget about getting one in PJs, boxers to relax in or sweats..........yikes.

[Ciel09x]

A bone around parents is the worst thing ever, I've had lots watching TV or eating lunch.

I hate when it's pointing the wrong way...........that hurts, plus the lump is way way more obvious.

Forget about getting one in PJs, boxers to relax in or sweats..........yikes.

True, what he said.

[casperathome]

Ya like in class and the teacher call you to the front of the room !!! OOPS... sorry I'll take the 'F' (fail). LOL Or right at the END of class when you have to go to another class... Really sucks sometimes...

[AlexOnToast]

It has happened to me, but it's only really noticible when in in my boxers or something...I'm not much of a shower...

[chrisjenkins]

I used to get them in school all of the time.

[squares]

I remember tons of times at school getting a boner and then having to walk past a bunch of girls with my hands in my pockets crouched over like a hunchback trying to make it less obvious

[Remora]

I don't get them so often but when i do, they are incredibly hard to get rid of aswell as impossible to hide. When this happens at school, i just ignore it and hope it's gone by the time class ends.

[JamesSC]

Mostly at school but I make it into a joke and stuff unless I'm about to do an assembly, I tie my jumper around my waste...

[Nic0 Fiend]

I sometimes get it like a couple minutes before the bell rings or when I'm standing and thinking about some "stuff" lol I hate the ones when you have one and somebody tells you to come here.... UGhhhhh..

[Zachary G]

i caught a bone when i was daydreaming in class one day and got called up to the front of the room to solve an equation... i stalled as long as i could, but it wouldnt go down, so i had to do a quick tuck.:yes:

[Philleeep]

Ya like in class and the teacher call you to the front of the room !!! OOPS... sorry I'll take the 'F' (fail). LOL Or right at the END of class when you have to go to another class... Really sucks sometimes...

Agreed.

[everlong]

It happens countless times to countless men. The problem decreases significantly when you get older, because than you have more control over it. But when you are younger, your hormones are all happy and such, and you just get boners because.

[Shadow08200]

I get quite a lot of erections at school, mostly for no reason. I can get them before the end of class, sometimes during lunch too. One time my history teacher called the class up to turn in their papers and my friend from below shot up like a rocket before that moment, so it was not easy to walk to the place to turn in papers to my desk.

If you get unwanted erections, try to just take it off of your mind and think of something else. Think of someone that would turn you off (say your grandma naked) or something. Try math equations in your head that require you to take your mind off of your erection.

[MechaSniper]

This is the reason I stopped wearing silk shorts in summer.

[mychalo]

Getting one walking down the hall at school

[John566]

At school................Fuck, that's the worst....

[TheRedViper]

At my friend's house. Even worse cause she was a really pretty girl I liked. We were sitting on her bed, then she took one of her tops off, to show a smaller, tighter one underneath with a lot of cleavage, then she randomly lay back and spread her legs for me to see, and laughed when I saw her. I awkwardly shifted how I was sitting so it wasn't so obvious. Even if she knew though she probably wouldn't care and would just joke around. She's kind of flirty and very sexual, so I don't know.

[DarkHorse4eva]

i think the worst was when i was out shopping

[Basket]

I once got one while a girl was sitting on my lap and really seemed to like it so she now sits on my lap more often

[Daz 2000]

I always seem to get them in the morning if I've had little sleep the night before. I've lost count of the amount I've had in the school changing rooms. The aroma of body odour and Lynx deodorant sends me into a frenzy.

[TheRedViper]

I got half of one (I managed to stop it) on a bus yesterday. I was sitting at the very back and so I could see down the walkway, and this girl, maybe 15 or 16, had really small and tight shorts on, and it squeezed her thighs and ass, so it was incredibly hot. I put my mind to something else though, since I had to get off the bus soon and I didn't want to have one then. Still, I could feel myself getting one. Normally I don't get them just by looking at a clothed girl in public, but she (her ass especially) was amazing.

[NeuroTiger]

That's part of owning a penis! ;)

[noplanhere9]

yea I agree school is the worst

[noplanhere9]

school is the worst

[Body odah Man]

right when ur talkin to a cute girl you wanna impress. It's hard enuff impressing them when u smell like fucking flowers-boner makes it impossible

[Eduardo_PP]

In school. I still have from time to time.

[Bmble_B]

Yea Im 13, but I have control over it pretty well. Its like when I get one and I know I dont want it it goes away pretty quickly, lucky me lol. :]

[awesomeness14]

Yes, I get them at school.

[salty]

I got one when I was having a doctors appointment.

[Jaseblader]

Yeah happens all the time just dont think about it

[Dat_cool_dude]

When your next to your crush and you have to stand up. T_T

[backjruton]

In college. I did in school a lot too. No point in hiding it though because it makes it look even bigger and I Get laughed at even more :D

[Mini]

I got one when I was having a doctors appointment.
"Now pull down your pants, and coug-"

"Uh... cough."

[The captain]

A bone around parents is the worst thing ever, I've had lots watching TV or eating lunch.

I hate when it's pointing the wrong way...........that hurts, plus the lump is way way more obvious.

Forget about getting one in PJs, boxers to relax in or sweats..........yikes.

I agree and happened me too

[yonkers7]

While sleeping on the team bus.....not my brightest moment.

[Thomas52]

just yesterday in gym shower :D i had to quit so fast :D