Talking about size with my friend

[likeit]

Hello guys. So my friend told me his size today and i can see that he is interested in these thingsl i mean comparing sizes etc. Now what i need to do is ask him to jerk off with me but without sounding like gay because neither me or he is... what do you advice me on doing?

[Bluebyrd]

Don't just assume that he isn't gay. Anyway, assuming he is straight, if you don't feel comfortable just asking him, let him catch you and see if he joins in.

[likeit]

Ok i dont know for sure but he seems on being sort of Bi but im not sure...
And i cant just let him catch me, because i dont have the right place to do that and he isnt going to join me i am 100% sure...

[Zachary G]

next time he is over and you have some privacy, ask him if he wants to compare sizes and if he says yes, then wile you have it out ask him if he wants to pull one off with you.

[ska8er]

Invite him to watch some porn with u
and c where that may lead to.

[Uranus]

Actually you DON'T need to ask him to, but if you do it, think about how you word it, because if you say it the wrong way, things may not be so good.
If you're not gay, and I'm assuming you're also not bi, and don't wanna make things weird, maybe you should look for a FEmale friend to mess around with instead

[TeenPortland]

Do what feels right

[Sohann]

Call him out 4 a night halt....I surely think this would work out....just start speaking 'bout stuffs that can get him hard....,just try to notice it purposefully....n then just ask him if he wants to watch porn n stuffs n then j/o.... just give this a try..

[likeit]

Guys thank you for your comments.
Listen, the thing is that we live in a country where being gay is the worst thing ever, people HATE gays here and if somebody learns that you are gay thats it they will make you suicide and then be happy.
I dont care much of this because im not gay but i think that im a little bi/curious.
Me and my friend are different because we have grown up on different countries and we think differently than the others here but this is not the case.
I dont know how to propose thos to him without me seeming gay. The thing is, he has watched porn with me in the same room before but we have never ever gotten that far as to j/o together...
i dont know what should i say to him, because we can watch porn but i cant tell him lets j/o now cause he will totally get it wrong. Maybe he will not get it wrong at all but im afraid to ask him to do that because i can loose him and he is my best friend...
what do you guys think? What do i do in these situations?

[zerosix22]

I guess you can try showing him your hard on while you guys are watching porn. Maybe then, he will make a move to show you his and just give yourself a stroke. If he does it, he is fine with it. If he didnt do it, dont continue. Its like youre just kids playing with your weiner on a saturday morning.

[likeit]

I guess you can try showing him your hard on while you guys are watching porn. Maybe then, he will make a move to show you his and just give yourself a stroke. If he does it, he is fine with it. If he didnt do it, dont continue. Its like youre just kids playing with your weiner on a saturday morning.

Yes i will try that and then we will see

[eggs2006]

Guys thank you for your comments.
Listen, the thing is that we live in a country where being gay is the worst thing ever, people HATE gays here and if somebody learns that you are gay thats it they will make you suicide and then be happy.


If you don't mind me asking, what country is that? Are the other nearby like that also?

[mcsteamy]

I'd say that when you guys are alone, ask what type of porn he's into and put some on and you guys can go from there.

[JavierDolan]

Just ask him. If he says no, he says no. If he says yes, he says yes. There isn't really a whole lot you can do to change his mind, really.

[The captain]

nothing wrong dude just talk about sex stuff and then when getting horny ask him if he wanna compare..only thing is be sure he wants to

[Straya]

Hello guys. So my friend told me his size today and i can see that he is interested in these thingsl i mean comparing sizes etc. Now what i need to do is ask him to jerk off with me but without sounding like gay because neither me or he is... what do you advice me on doing?

Don't just assume that he isn't gay. Anyway, assuming he is straight, if you don't feel comfortable just asking him, let him catch you and see if he joins in.

the byrd's idea is pretty good or even offer to show him some awsome porn youve found

[Jtyler]

I'm I guess just propose it if u guys r hanging out together alone maybe

[hairy balls]

next time he is over and you have some privacy, ask him if he wants to compare sizes and if he says yes, then wile you have it out ask him if he wants to pull one off with you. and hay man this don't mean he or you are gay

[Scraght]

Ya my friend and I were in his basement and he said he had to piss and asked if i wanted to come, so we both went outside cuz its closer than the bathroom and when he saw mine he got hard so we jerked off haha... But ya if hes an easygoing person it really shouldnt be that difficult. Just set him up lol.

[Living For Love]

Asking for advice on how to convince people to experiment with you is not allowed. :locked: