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phuckphace
February 12th, 2016, 09:32 PM
I'll be the first to admit that the perfect pure "master race" doesn't exist, never has and never will. with that said, the more I read up on the Third World, the more appreciative I am that I was born in a Western country and get to enjoy my "not doing fucked-up shit" privilege. the indoor plumbing and not dying at age 12 of some virulent disease is nice too, but ITT I'd like to focus less on MONEY and more on high civilized culture.

aside from the usual drinking cow urine to acquire godlike introspection, or yanking a corpse out of a river for a midday snack, a good portion of the world outside of Europe and its derivative colonies is a pretty awful, screwed up place from a moral perspective. even if you're not religious, like me, you should definitely have some appreciation for your highly religious ancestors whose piety and traditions ensured that even today in our clown world (as bad as it is) you aren't doing this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi).

"bacha bazi" is a fairly old Afghan tradition of ritualized pederasty, or to put it bluntly, kiddie-diddling under the fig-leaf of tradition. despite homosexuality being illegal both under Islamic and civil law, Afghan men are shamelessly thirsty for underage boys. during the invasion and later US occupation of Afghanistan, it was a fairly regular thing for a US soldier to barge in on one of his Afghan allies in bed with several young boys. Afghan warlords keep a harem of "dancing boys" aka child sex slaves at their leisure, without fear of the law. just remember that when you hear about outrage over a US bomb killing Afghan children, they're probably pissed that you cockblocked them.

Afghan logic:

When the marine suggests that the barracks be searched for children, and that any policeman found to be engaged in pedophilia be arrested and jailed, the high-ranking officer insists what occurs between the security forces and the boys is consensual, saying "[the boys] like being there and giving their asses at night." He went on to claim that this practice was historic and necessary. "If [my commanders] don't fuck the asses of those boys, what should they fuck? The pussies of their own Grandmothers?"

the Judeo-Christian West appears to have innovated the practice of keeping it in your pants/robes.

in several Asian countries like Vietnam (moreso in rural areas) it's considered humorous and normal for an adult to diddle a young boy or even engage in brief oral sex with him (not even kidding). there are articles detailing this practice around the Internet which I'm not going to Google or link to for several reasons, but let's just say this "cultural difference" has led to several Vietnamese immigrants in the US getting arrested for child sexual battery. wow just wow the audacity of those xenophobic bigots!

refugees welcome? :eek:

Falcons_11
February 12th, 2016, 11:11 PM
Wasn't this be the same practice that prevailed in ancient Greece in both the civilian and the military societies? The Greeks back then thought this was normal behavior.

Porpoise101
February 13th, 2016, 12:19 AM
I like public health and environmental regulation.

Judean Zealot
February 13th, 2016, 01:39 AM
Wasn't this be the same practice that prevailed in ancient Greece in both the civilian and the military societies? The Greeks back then thought this was normal behavior.

Not in Sparta. The only homosexual sex they were allowed was with their fellow soldiers, little kids were to be kept 'pure'. Regardless, 'the Greeks did it' isn't much to go on, and I'm saying this as a huge admirer of classical civilisations.

You Americans should be really, really thankful for the FDA. The shit that gets put into food over here is pretty bad.

Jinglebottom
February 13th, 2016, 02:54 AM
Look up bacha posh (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_posh). It's a cultural practice also native to Afghanistan where families without any male children have to resort to crossdressing one of their girls in order to reduce the stigma associated with not having any boys.

In the absence of a son, families may dress one of their daughters as a male, with some adhering to the belief that having a bacha posh will make it more likely for a mother to give birth to a son in a subsequent pregnancy

But it's only temporary. When the estrogen/progesterone starts flowing in, it's time to "shine" as a respectable woman in Afghan society.
The girl's status as a bacha posh usually ends when she enters puberty. Women raised as a bacha posh often have difficulty making the transition from life as a boy and adapting to the traditional constraints placed on women in Afghan society.
Okay, I may not live in the West by any means, but compared to the rest of the Muslim world, I think we're doing pretty fine... shit like this doesn't happen here.

phuckphace
February 13th, 2016, 08:33 AM
I forgot to female genital mutilation in the OP. oops.

it's how I know feminists are, almost to a person, just completely full of shit when they spill gallon upon gallon of ink (or more likely, burn fuckton after ton of fossil fuels writing blog posts) over LE EVIL PATRIARCHY and PROBLEMATIC ISLAMOPHOBIA in the West while largely ignoring FGM in Muslim cultures despite its ubiquity. having your genitalia catastrophically cut and excised is apparently less of a concern than the male gaze and word-rape, the difference being the latter is committed by whites. insert some evasive semantic drivel about differing power structures and blah blah blah here.

just remember which side they consider barbaric and backwards, and which side they consider enlightened. tells you all you need to know.

Porpoise101
February 13th, 2016, 12:07 PM
You Americans should be really, really thankful for the FDA. The shit that gets put into food over here is pretty bad. Not to sound ungrateful, but the FDA does the bare minimum. It's corrupt, controlled by pharmaceutical and food industries, and manages to just barely stop infected food from being spread. I would not call it great, but I suppose it's better than nothing.

Uniquemind
February 13th, 2016, 03:14 PM
Not to sound ungrateful, but the FDA does the bare minimum. It's corrupt, controlled by pharmaceutical and food industries, and manages to just barely stop infected food from being spread. I would not call it great, but I suppose it's better than nothing.

The FDA is asked too much.

It's like an over inflated concept of large lines at a store when you buy stuff.

You got 50 customers in line, each with a cart of 17-30 items, and only 2-4 cashiers.

The FDA and US department of Agriculture, doesn't have enough manpower to manage all the industrial farms, processed food factories, and lobbying arms of food incorporated.

It's not necessarily they're corrupt, it's that they're underpowered and understaffed, so backups and cracks happen a lot until a problem is newsworthy cause people have already died....THEN federal funding kicks in.


We are a reactionary country, not a preventionary one. (USA is being referenced).

Porpoise101
February 13th, 2016, 06:11 PM
We are a reactionary country, not a preventionary one. (USA is being referenced).
I think we can all find examples of that, from Pearl Harbor to 9-11 to maybe climate change in the future.

phuckphace
February 13th, 2016, 08:56 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide#Birth_defects_crisis

an early example of why we need regulatory oversight, and a vindication of precautionary measures.

Big Pharma was pushing thalidomide for approval (the shekels must flow) but le evil big gubmint apparatchik who hated freedom and <3'd communism denied the approval saying more trials were needed. Kelsey's actions saved the US from a generation of malformed children. lolbertarian status: mad (ugh if seal limbs were such a problem, consumers would just stop buying thalidomide, statists)