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tovaris
January 12th, 2016, 06:20 PM
It didn't take much for the Republic of Serbia to gain a new son, and he's a dangerous man.

As noted by Siobhán O'Grady in an article for ForeignPolicy.com, Serbian state media reports that actor Steven Seagal was granted Serbian citizenship after suggesting he would possibly open an Aikido school in the country. The foreigner had made various trips to the country (which is why for many here in the U.S. he has been largely out of reach) and was even asked by the Serbian government to train their police force in the art of Aikido; presumably in hopes of making them hard to kill. Who better to provide guidance to law enforcement on hand to hand combat and urban justice than an actual sheriff and a perfect weapon?

While we at BE aren't very well-versed in the ins and outs of what is required for one to be a Serbian citizen or how long it takes, it appears some special treatment may be at play here and that this could have been an executive decision. It is presumed that the honor was received with a degree of gratitude and maximum conviction by the 63-year-old actor.

A degree of praise was heaped upon the actor and accomplished Aikido master by none other than Sinisa Mali mayor of Belgrade, which is the capital of Serbia and its largest city:

'When you have such a famous star coming to Serbia, who loves our country and our people, our desire is to have him back again,' Mali said.

Seagal now joins a growing list of Americans in combat sports (or at least tangentially related to them) obtaining foreign citizenship boxer Roy Jones Jr obtained Russian citizenship in recent months. Jones' request for citizenship was signed by decree by Russian president Vladimir Putin himself, while MMA veteran Jeff Monson requested Russian citizenship as well.

Source: http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/12/10752726/steven-seagal-is-now-a-serbian-citizen-serbia-aikido-rubes-school

lliam
February 3rd, 2016, 08:22 PM
I just had vision. He seems to have become very fat. Apparently Stevieboy likes good food. And I heard the kitchen in Serbia should be very good.

Tasty, but even fat. Is that true?

tovaris
February 4th, 2016, 05:12 AM
I just had vision. He seems to have become very fat. Apparently Stevieboy likes good food. And I heard the kitchen in Serbia should be very good.

Tasty, but even fat. Is that true?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Cevapi_sa_kajmakom.jpg

lliam
February 4th, 2016, 07:30 PM
OK. They will fatten Steven even more. :D

tovaris
February 5th, 2016, 04:40 AM
OK. They will fatten Steven even more. :D

Who cares. He promissed to "bring Holowood to Serbia" he will be telling all the old has beens how nice it is there and they will come.

lliam
February 5th, 2016, 07:44 PM
Strange, everyone dreams of Hollywood. And soon there will be Serbowoodd, a downleveled cliche of Hollywood. And the glorious Serbian film culture extincts.

Chapperz16
February 5th, 2016, 07:49 PM
I'd love the idea of Serbowood, they could make sick sitcoms about life in the gulag haha

lliam
February 5th, 2016, 09:50 PM
I'm sure, with Steven Seagulls^^ help they succeed.

Exocet
February 6th, 2016, 05:17 AM
Ok,seems a lot of persons are getting Eastern European citizenships lately. I'll choose Hungary.

tovaris
February 6th, 2016, 06:51 AM
Ok,seems a lot of persons are getting Eastern European citizenships lately. I'll choose Hungary.

You should take advantake of that free french school sistem firts. A little bi of geography goes a long way.

Chapperz16
February 6th, 2016, 06:53 AM
I'd choose Russia if I had the choice.

Freedom fighter
May 11th, 2016, 03:07 PM
It didn't take much for the Republic of Serbia to gain a new son, and he's a dangerous man.

As noted by Siobhán O'Grady in an article for ForeignPolicy.com, Serbian state media reports that actor Steven Seagal was granted Serbian citizenship after suggesting he would possibly open an Aikido school in the country. The foreigner had made various trips to the country (which is why for many here in the U.S. he has been largely out of reach) and was even asked by the Serbian government to train their police force in the art of Aikido; presumably in hopes of making them hard to kill. Who better to provide guidance to law enforcement on hand to hand combat and urban justice than an actual sheriff and a perfect weapon?

Why would they enlist a stranger to train state security units and teach them martial art Aikido, when they could ask for help Ljubomir Vračarević(or his students), famous Serbian martial artist and founder of Real Aikido, an authentic style of self-defense, which is more practical and useful in real situations?

StoppingTom
May 11th, 2016, 05:59 PM
Please do not post in threads that have been inactive for two months or longer. :locked: