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ejpete
December 22nd, 2015, 08:31 PM
How do yall clean up after ejaculating? Does any one precum after masturbating what do you do to clean up?

Harrier
December 22nd, 2015, 10:45 PM
In shower or into toilet is the most clean way. If I'm in my bedroom or something tho I shoot into a napkin/Kleenex and dispose of it in toilet later.

Crona
December 22nd, 2015, 11:46 PM
i just cum on my stomach and chest and eat it :yummy: lol if thats not something you want to do you could wipe it up with some dirty clothes or do it in the shower

TheLotus
December 22nd, 2015, 11:48 PM
I use an old shirt to clean up when i finish

ashdyn
December 23rd, 2015, 12:16 AM
I either lick it up or just wipe it off with tissue/toilet paper/paper towel. Baby wipes help. I always ooze cum after I cum. It makes a mess in my boxers.

hairy balls
December 23rd, 2015, 12:46 AM
I have a cum rag

patsfan925
December 23rd, 2015, 12:54 AM
I either lick it up or just wipe it off with tissue/toilet paper/paper towel. Baby wipes help. I always ooze cum after I cum. It makes a mess in my boxers.

Do you cum on your hand and lick it?

ashdyn
December 23rd, 2015, 12:55 AM
Do you cum on your hand and lick it?

Sometimes

patsfan925
December 23rd, 2015, 12:58 AM
Sometimes

Where else do you cum when you eat it?

ashdyn
December 23rd, 2015, 01:18 AM
On my stomach/chest lol

ejpete
December 23rd, 2015, 01:27 AM
I either lick it up or just wipe it off with tissue/toilet paper/paper towel. Baby wipes help. I always ooze cum after I cum. It makes a mess in my boxers.
I ooze too! Do you just ignore the messet it dry?

ashdyn
December 23rd, 2015, 01:49 AM
I ooze too! Do you just ignore the messet it dry?

Yeah there's not really much else to do once it's there. Now when I jack off I spend an extra minute just squeezing out the last little bits.

Batman202041
December 23rd, 2015, 02:25 AM
I spread it on my pubes

ejpete
December 23rd, 2015, 02:35 AM
I spread it on my pubes
Spread on pubes then leave it there. Carr y on with your day

Batman202041
December 23rd, 2015, 02:40 AM
Spread on pubes then leave it there. Carr y on with your day

Do you ever do that?

Harrier
December 23rd, 2015, 02:59 AM
To each his own I guess but a lot of these ideas failed for me. Shooting on my body and pubes is just like rubbing cement glue or Elmer's glue on my body or pubes! It's gross and messy. Even if you do wipe or lick it off your chest there will still be a small ammount there. Pubes is worse. Dryed cum pubes is easy for pubes to be pulled out of roots which hurts like a bitch! For years I used a cum rag which backfired when my dog found it and took it to my sister which was embarrassing. But even before that fail my cum rag smelled and got so hard over time that it hurt my dick if it touched the rag. Trust me Kleenex is best. If you enjoy Cummings on your chest do it just before you plan on taking a shower. I do that sometimes.

SillyShyGuy
December 23rd, 2015, 12:33 PM
I either cum while in the shower or I use my old shirts.

Bluebyrd
December 23rd, 2015, 07:02 PM
I do and it's soooooo annoying! I just get rid of it with tissue....

Hermes
December 23rd, 2015, 10:36 PM
Most of the time i cum on my chest/stomach and then wipe it up with the underwear I have taken off or a towel that is waiting to be washed. Tissue would work too but I find those things easier and, as I do my own laundry, no-one else will be finding them crusty.

Where else do you cum when you eat it?
On my stomach/chest lol

So how does the cum get from your stomach/chest to your mouth? Do you wipe it off with a finger and then lick that? By then I'd usually be in that non-horny afterglow and not really feel like doing that. A special reason can help, though, like earlier in the week when my g/f dared me to put a chocolate on my belly button while wanking so it would get cum on and then eat it but my cum missed the chocolate. It went higher, on my chest, and the last dribble rand own my cock but nothing landed in between so I took the chocolate, scooped up some cum with it and ate it.

swimjoey1
December 23rd, 2015, 11:01 PM
I have a cum rag

I have a cum rag too.

Canadian Dream
December 23rd, 2015, 11:43 PM
I use dirty clothes cause it's the easiest way to clean up. I usually end up squeezing the rest out and if you don't sometimes it makes it look like precum.

Oblivio
December 24th, 2015, 12:05 AM
I cum into the shower usually

user152
December 25th, 2015, 03:13 PM
I use tissue or cum in the shower

Ricky.h
January 3rd, 2016, 12:16 PM
I don't clean up

The captain
January 3rd, 2016, 12:33 PM
depends...if I do it at night, before bed, just tissues or dirty clothes, if not tissues and then shower

Zachary G
January 3rd, 2016, 01:03 PM
I have a cum rag

I have a stack of hand towels that i use as cum rags.

Akko2002
January 3rd, 2016, 02:02 PM
Tissue or dirty boxers

HunterDaniels
January 3rd, 2016, 04:50 PM
How do yall clean up after ejaculating? Does any one precum after masturbating what do you do to clean up?

Precum AFTER masturbating? How does that work?
I thought I knew what precum was but maybe not... :what:

HunterDaniels
January 3rd, 2016, 04:51 PM
I sometimes use dirty clothes lol
But most of the time I can just rub it into my stomach and that's that
I don't come much I guess

Ricky.h
January 3rd, 2016, 04:57 PM
Precum AFTER masturbating? How does that work?
I thought I knew what precum was but maybe not... :what:

The original person really meant after cum....like after you nut does cum still drip out

outback4
January 3rd, 2016, 05:12 PM
dirty clothes

ejpete
January 3rd, 2016, 05:16 PM
I don't clean up

So do you just leave the cum there?

northy
January 3rd, 2016, 06:16 PM
I don't clean up
Ugh. If this is not a troll, that's disgusting.

I use tissues.

alex67
January 3rd, 2016, 07:13 PM
Usually in the shower, which is perfect to clean right after cumming. The only problem is that in the shower it isn't as comfortable as in bed...

Ricky.h
January 3rd, 2016, 07:21 PM
So do you just leave the cum there?

Yes what's wrong with that...it's not like cum is dirty. I'll just let it dry and move on with my day and if I'm going to sleep afterwards what's the purpose. I shower every day so it's not like I won't get clean.


Ugh. If this is not a troll, that's disgusting.

I use tissues.

Just because you don't do something don't disregard someone's else's habits. What's disgusting about leaving my own natural nut to dry on my own body? You use tissues that cute for you.

Brieftime
January 3rd, 2016, 07:57 PM
I just shoot it in my dirty briefs.

Hermes
January 3rd, 2016, 08:54 PM
Ugh. If this is not a troll, that's disgusting.

Yes what's wrong with that...it's not like cum is dirty. I'll just let it dry and move on with my day and if I'm going to sleep afterwards what's the purpose. I shower every day so it's not like I won't get clean.

Just because you don't do something don't disregard someone's else's habits. What's disgusting about leaving my own natural nut to dry on my own body? You use tissues that cute for you.

I prefer not to be quite so confrontational. Ricky.h has, by most people's standards, a rather unconventional home environment so it isn't much of surprise that his approach isn't one that appeals to most people and we all need to find what works for us.

It is worth reflecting that as toddlers we are taught that things that come out of our bodies are disgusting (think faeces, urine, spit, nasal mucous etc.) and it is quite natural to think of semen in the same light but it is not a nasty waste product - it is the essence of us for creating the next generation. When you have sex with a girl and get your semen up inside her she hopefully doesn't rush to wash it out again. She certainly won't do that when you're older and have decided to try for a baby! Compared to that leaving it on your skin is pretty tame.

Where I'd draw the line is where you impose yourself on other people, either by going around reeking of cum or, for example, turning up at the public swimming pool and walking towards the water with obvious patches of dried cum in your hair.

Usually in the shower, which is perfect to clean right after cumming. The only problem is that in the shower it isn't as comfortable as in bed...

Personally, i'd always prioritise a relaxed position and a great orgasm over easy cleanup but each to his own..

sam99
January 4th, 2016, 04:52 AM
cum on stomach or floor (concrete) then wipe it up with an old rag or toilet paper

jake1214
January 4th, 2016, 06:27 PM
I usually cum into toilet paper, then flush it down the toilet so my garbage can isn't full of hard wads of toilet paper :P

Andrew02
January 5th, 2016, 12:33 AM
I just use a box of Kleenex. Once parents asked why I went through a box so fast and I told them it was allergies.

kevinboy
January 5th, 2016, 08:01 AM
with toilet paper or i just leave on myself i dont cum a lot

TimMyself
January 5th, 2016, 03:29 PM
i just cum into toilet paper

thatonekidjacob
January 5th, 2016, 04:15 PM
Either on me or on my underwear usually. Sometimes in the shower. Just how I do. :whoops:

Daniel2013
January 5th, 2016, 06:02 PM
usually just my underwear or some dirty clothes

Snazzler
January 5th, 2016, 07:47 PM
I just like to let it get on my chest, it's a lot easier.

Jess2180
April 5th, 2016, 04:36 PM
I cum on my hand slowly lick it off

KingWavy
April 5th, 2016, 04:40 PM
I either have a towel or white shirt

mattsmith48
April 5th, 2016, 06:37 PM
Either eat it or shoot it on my chest and shower after

Serra
April 5th, 2016, 10:57 PM
Wipe or wash it off.

Adventure boy
April 6th, 2016, 06:51 AM
I have a cum sock lol

Emerald Dream
April 6th, 2016, 07:03 AM
I cum on my hand slowly lick it off

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