How do you minimalise "mess" when jerking

[ZACK0]

Hi guys so im facing the very real problem of "mess" while jerking i have recently started using lube and when i have ejacked there is tons of mess how do i keep this to a minimum thanks in advance

[Ricky.h]

When I jack off the point is to make a mess...at least for me it is. So what is exactly ismthe issue ?

[Slashman1]

You can catch the mess in your hand or use a towel or tissue to wipe it off or take a shower after making mess

[Zachary G]

I use lube to jo all the time and tend to make a mess when im done, but I have a stack of hand towels that I keep just for the occasion to clean up after. I know some of my friends shoot their wads into tissues or towels so its less for them to clean, then they just wash their hands when they are done. There are many options for you, you just have to try some different things till you find what works best for you.

[ashdyn]

Jack off in the bathroom so you can just clean up real quick. Have a towel handy. Don't use too much lube lol

[acehugo]

I tend to use a sock :metal:

[ZACK0]

Thanks for all the help guys i really appreciate it.

[Sherman]

I just use a tissue

[Hermes]

I know edging is fun, but try doing it a bit faster I guess, since the amount deoends on 3 things:
1 How long you have been wanking
2 How long you havent wanked
3 How horny you are
Now I guess there isnt much to do about 3, but try fapping some more, or try hasting the ejaculation...
Hope this helps!

Well for me the whole point is to enjoy the orgasm and the longer I have been edging the more intense and enjoyable the orgasm is so there's no way I'd choose a quickie to reduce the mess when I had time for a longer session. That's not to say someone else shouldn't - we all choose what works for us.

So, personally, I lie on my back and when I cum I just let it happen which means the cum lands on my chest/stomach somewhere. After a few moments of relaxation, and before it starts to get runny, I grab the underwear I had taken off or a handy towel (one I have used and is waiting to be washed) and wipe up. I find these easier than tissues but they would not be so good if you don't do your own laundry and are, at the same time, trying not to leave evidence for someone else to find.

There are loads of other possibilities - you can wipe up with tissues or toilet paper, you can take a shower afterwards, you can aim directly into a tissue, you can cum in your underwear and then take them off, or take them off first and them aim into them, you can use a sock, you can stand in front of a sink or toilet as you are about to cum and let it go in there, you can wank in the shower (though I don't like the position) and probably many others I have not thought about.

[patsfan925]

Personally I don't like having to be in the bathroom to jerk off. Totally depends where you like to jerk, but if you do it laying in your bed (i do), just lay out a paper towel on the bed or on your stomach and shoot onto it.

[lliam]

use paper towels or such

[pacho3383]

In that is the point to make mess.
When i jo i make a mess and later just clean it with paper towel or somthing else.

[briefsboy]

if ur a shooter its a bit harder to keep it clean. i try to shoot into a bunch of tissue but most of the time end up overshooting. u could always cum in the shower or bathroom which would save a bit of cleaning up.

[bruhh15]

First of all, dont use too much lube as it gets to much! Just keep a towl or paper towl around, or stuff like that. Honestly sometimes i just cum in my underwear and throw in the washer.

[Crona]

you could just wipe everything up with some tissues or dirty laundry. if its really bad then taking a shower works too

[Hideous]

I use a dirty shirt and then I toss it in the laundry.

[ashdyn]

First of all, dont use too much lube as it gets to much! Just keep a towl or paper towl around, or stuff like that. Honestly sometimes i just cum in my underwear and throw in the washer.

I came in my boxers once...they were black...they were never the same again lmao

[bruhh15]

Lol!

[hairy balls]

hi zac u need a cum rag

[Poontang King117]

Cum on yourself and then shower or wipe it off. Also, another suggestion is to apply lube and jerk off while wearing a condom.

[jgjgj]

I thing this nobody has said it before. You can cum directly in a glass or a mug like if you were doing a semen test or donation and after that wash it of course. This way you also can measure how much you cum lol!!:D

[soccerismylife]

I just shoot into my boxers(that I had that day) or I just wanna see where goes I shoot and let hit me in the chest and stomach then grab a towel and Clean and I dont use lube but spit which helps more.

[Hermes]

if ur a shooter its a bit harder to keep it clean. i try to shoot into a bunch of tissue but most of the time end up overshooting....

If you want avoid overshooting when aiming into something, rather than having your penis close to horizontal or pointing slightly up you want it so it is pointing down at whatever you are shooting into. That way you don't have to judge distance. The maths behind the distance is well known, from working out what angle to fire a canon at to get the required distance, but you don't want to be doing that when you are about to cum. To do it this way you really need to be lying on your side and have the rag/tissue etc. to the side of you - just as you cum you roll over slightly so you are somewhere between being in your side and lying on your stomach then pointing down is easy.

If you are on your back the two penis positions that will result in least distance are pointing straight up, as all the energy goes in gaining height and none in distance so it will land pretty close to your penis, and as close to horizontal as you can get so gravity causes it to hit your stomach/chest before it has gone too far. Somewhere between these two will be an angle that gives the greatest distance. If the horizontal trick still results in going too far the next thing to try is a pillow under your shoulders so the upper part of your chest is higher than your penis - that should avoid getting it in the eye or on the well behind you.

[Canadian Dream]

I use dirty clothes to clean up, because you can spread them to the point that it's hard to make a big mess even if you ejaculate a lot.

[Adventure boy]

I tend to use a sock :metal:

Does it feel weird ? I sort of want to try it out

[Bluebyrd]

Use a tissue or something to catch it in, then you can just dispose of that...

[mychalo]

I shoot into toilet paper so I can flush it.

[Thatkidsean001]

I have a cum rag to wipe up the mess

[JHenryF]

I would never go for a quicky just to reduce mess. I find the mess one of the best parts of cumming. I just wipe it off of my chest with toilet paper. And I don't use lube (I just use precum) so that's not an issue for me.

[Jdog5513]

What I do is I either cum in my cum rag, which is an old pair of underwear, or I cum in the toilet and clean up with some toilet paper

[dodgerboy]

I tend to use a sock :metal:

Eyyy me too lol! It sometimes comes out of the sock tho!

[thatonekidjacob]

I just use my underwear mostly.

[Jaime2015]

Lol i let it go

[JayJay02]

I totally hate the mess. If you lift your butt up on something, you can get it all in your mouth and then spit it into the toilet or swallow it. That's by far the cleanest way for me. I think using socks is a bit bad if you're not the one washing them.

[Gaara]

In the toilet

[kevinboy]

I dont realy have this problem i dont have a lot of cum

[zaccary]

You could cum into a tissue or sock:)

[NoName2001]

i either use tissue or underwear

[HunterDaniels]

i dont cum alot and mine isnt very thick yet so i can sort of just rub it into my stomach until its dry
like lotion lol
thats gross I know
or I take off my sock and use that
(even grosser)

[Adventure boy]

When I jack off the point is to make a mess...at least for me it is. So what is exactly ismthe issue ?

I use to be like you cum was everywhere I now go to the bathroom/ shower and wash off after and in my bedroom I use a think sock i like it you should try it sometime

[Falcons_11]

I think the best way is to use a old towel or underwear to shoot into. You can also used an old white sock too. That works just as well.

[sam99]

I use lube to jo all the time and tend to make a mess when im done, but I have a stack of hand towels that I keep just for the occasion to clean up after. I know some of my friends shoot their wads into tissues or towels so its less for them to clean, then they just wash their hands when they are done. There are many options for you, you just have to try some different things till you find what works best for you.

I do this as well. I have a cum rag lol

[hairy palmer]

for me making the mess is part of the fun hehe..... i shoot a ton and it goes all over me and my sheets ( n me headboard n wall behind me!!!) but we have to do our own laundry so the only one who sees it is me little bro so its cool. if me n me bros have a circle jerk we just leave it but we do have a cum rag for those that dont want their spoof dryin on em lol....

[Meamo]

Catch it in your hand or use a towel, or just keep one near by. Maybe do it right before you get in the shower.

[Josh_Ry]

When I jerk off in bed I cum in my underwear or on my stomach and clean up with a tissue. Other times I jerk off in the shower, so it's easy to clean up...

[Zoom]

You could try water based lube that dries.

[RiHouse]

Just cum straight into something. Tissue, mouth, towel etc.

[The captain]

I never used lube, don't need it but I use tissues or dirty clothes to prevent the mess lol

[thatonekidjacob]

When I jack off the point is to make a mess...at least for me it is. So what is exactly ismthe issue ?

What do you mean the point is to make a mess?

[Hermes]

i don't cum a lot and mine isn't very thick yet so i can sort of just rub it into my stomach until its dry
like lotion lol
that's gross I know

I don't see that as gross but it is worth bearing in mind once it has dried, if you do something that makes you sweaty it can re-liquify and people standing close to you will be able to smell it. If you choose your time, though, so you'll have a shower between doing it and meeting other people all will be fine so, for example, you could rub it in last thing before sleeping and then shower first thing in the morning.

or I take off my sock and use that (even grosser)

What exactly do you do with the sock? Wipe up with it or cum into it? It is a bad idea to put your cock into a dirty sock you have removed from your foot. If you have picked up some of the fungus that causes athletes foot, even if you have no symptoms of athletes foot, you could transfer that you your penis where it is caused thrush and could result in inflammation of the penis head/foreskin.

if you're going to put your cock into a sock it is better to use a clean one. An odd one, maybe?

What do you mean the point is to make a mess?

It looks like you'll have to PM Ricky if you want an answer from him.

I wonder, though, if it is about how you feel about ejaculation. This thread started out from a rough perspective of "Hey, the orgasm is great but unfortunately it is accompanied by ejaculation, which makes a mess". Contrast that with the biological purpose of your genitals, i.e. fathering children, where it's the other way round: ejaculating your sperm inside her so they can swim to meet the egg is the goal and the orgasm is like a bribe to reward you for doing that.

You don't have to wait until you're ready to become a father, of course, to embrace ejaculation as every bit as much a part of the experience of getting off as the orgasm. Being practical, prepare, of course; have something ready for afterwards or choose a time when you can have a shower afterwards; but then once you get started you don't want to be worrying about the mess, you want to be enjoying every sensation and looking forward to everything that will happen.

When I'm jacking and getting close I am looking forward to watching the fountain and, when it spurts all over my chest and stomach I don't have to pretend that was some accident - it's what I wanted to happen and I will have enjoyed feeling each warm spurt land there as well as admiring how much I've shot at the end.

[hobroff]

If you are uncut a sock works really well, I don't know if that's the case if you're cut

[West Coast Sheriff]

You could find an old sock and ejaculate into that.

[Ricky.h]

What do you mean the point is to make a mess?

Meaning when I jack off I jack off to bust a nut...so it becomes a mess and I honestly don't care

[JonnyH]

Same as his answer
First of all, dont use too much lube as it gets to much! Just keep a towl or paper towl around, or stuff like that. Honestly sometimes i just cum in my underwear and throw in the washer.

[mcsteamy]

What I do is that I keep a hand towel in my night stand which I only use to wipe the lube off, and use a tissue or something to cum on.

[Cats123]

I squeeze my penis when I orgasm which prevents the semen from leaving. Then the blood recedes from my penis back into my body and the semen usually just stays in my penis.

[Hermes]

I squeeze my penis when I orgasm which prevents the semen from leaving. Then the blood recedes from my penis back into my body and the semen usually just stays in my penis.

That will certainly prevent the message but possibly at some risk to your health. Depending on how strong the contractions are this can force semen backwards through sphincter at the neck of your bladder and into the bladder itself. The semen in the bladder is not a problem - it will come up next time you piss but if you damage that sphincter it can contribute to incontinence and may also prevent you from ejaculating normally when you want to, for example when you're older and trying for a baby.

If you trigger an ejaculation you should let the semen spurt out.

[NANNIK]

I usually just release it into my briefs and then I wash it myself to avoid embarrassment

[hairy palmer]

havent read n e other responses yet but i would say just enjoy it n dont worry bout the 'mess'
mum got us 2 start doin our own laundry last year so no embarrassing stuff there lol...
i shoot a fucken ton man n i just let it land on me n the sheets (n the wall if im honest hehe) n i wash my sheets once a week.
if it bothers u just cum on urself n wipe it up with old undies or paper towel... dont use toilet paper tho coz it sticks lol...