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orin abdula
November 14th, 2015, 11:38 AM
OMG maybe my dick is longer than I thought, but put on my favorite orange shorts and there kinda skimpy but feel good, and my sandals. Well we went for breakfast and getting out of the van and walking into the restuarant the host lady whispers to my mother who turns to me and points to me and I look down and my dickhead is hanging out the side of my shorts and I slid it in very fast. 10 minutes later I felt air down there at the buffet line and it was out again.

Does it have a mind of its own

xXCaptainteemoXx
November 14th, 2015, 11:53 AM
Maybe your shorts are just a little too small or yea your dick is bigger than you think haha. I'm gonna assume you were wearing boxers so maybe if you want to wear those you need to wear boxer briefs instead.

Semi_IronMan
November 14th, 2015, 11:56 AM
get bigger shorts lol

orin abdula
November 14th, 2015, 12:15 PM
Maybe your shorts are just a little too small or yea your dick is bigger than you think haha. I'm gonna assume you were wearing boxers so maybe if you want to wear those you need to wear boxer briefs instead.

I did not have on any boxers or briefs

Salad_Baby
November 14th, 2015, 12:52 PM
I doubt it could have grown a significant amount of a short period of time - it's most likely the shorts.

NZPerson
November 14th, 2015, 12:55 PM
I did not have on any boxers or briefs

Then buy some its a simple fix.

orin abdula
November 14th, 2015, 01:47 PM
Then buy some its a simple fix.

I have some I just didn't were any

Just JT
November 14th, 2015, 01:51 PM
Probably shoulda

xXCaptainteemoXx
November 14th, 2015, 02:13 PM
I did not have on any boxers or briefs
Then yea it's the shorts haha. If you still want to wear those shorts than you'll have to put on some boxer briefs or briefs. Otherwise it's gonna keep showing.

orin abdula
November 14th, 2015, 03:08 PM
Then yea it's the shorts haha. If you still want to wear those shorts than you'll have to put on some boxer briefs or briefs. Otherwise it's gonna keep showing.

:lol: I guess so

kyrie tony
November 14th, 2015, 03:22 PM
OMG maybe my dick is longer than I thought, but put on my favorite orange shorts and there kinda skimpy but feel good, and my sandals. Well we went for breakfast and getting out of the van and walking into the restuarant the host lady whispers to my mother who turns to me and points to me and I look down and my dickhead is hanging out the side of my shorts and I slid it in very fast. 10 minutes later I felt air down there at the buffet line and it was out again.

Does it have a mind of its own

To me the shorts are small in comparison to the dick but jst curious you never have boxers on?

Falcons_11
November 14th, 2015, 04:25 PM
Wear compression pants.

orin abdula
November 14th, 2015, 04:30 PM
To me the shorts are small in comparison to the dick but jst curious you never have boxers on?

Sometimes

lacey02
November 14th, 2015, 04:50 PM
OMG maybe my dick is longer than I thought, but put on my favorite orange shorts and there kinda skimpy but feel good, and my sandals. Well we went for breakfast and getting out of the van and walking into the restuarant the host lady whispers to my mother who turns to me and points to me and I look down and my dickhead is hanging out the side of my shorts and I slid it in very fast. 10 minutes later I felt air down there at the buffet line and it was out again.

Does it have a mind of its own

Maybe see a neurologist if you don't have feeling and can't tell/feel that something has escaped. Maybe your nerves are damaged or something. Never heard of this happening by accident.

Just JT
November 14th, 2015, 05:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/uSlbE9J.jpgMaybe see a neurologist if you don't have feeling and can't tell/feel that something has escaped. Maybe your nerves are damaged or something. Never heard of this happening by accident.

http://i.imgur.com/uSlbE9J.jpg

Reg_
November 14th, 2015, 07:11 PM
it sounds ike your dick has it for you. but you should just wear some longer pants and it should be fine

pconnor2001
November 14th, 2015, 08:58 PM
Wear briefs and you should not have that issue. Some dudes say that's a nice problem to have. LOL

ska8er
November 14th, 2015, 09:50 PM
:lol::lol:OMG maybe my dick is longer than I thought, but put on my favorite orange shorts and there kinda skimpy but feel good, and my sandals. Well we went for breakfast and getting out of the van and walking into the restuarant the host lady whispers to my mother who turns to me and points to me and I look down and my dickhead is hanging out the side of my shorts and I slid it in very fast. 10 minutes later I felt air down there at the buffet line and it was out again.

Does it have a mind of its own


Seems like u cant keep it in ur pants. :lol:

SethfromMI
November 14th, 2015, 10:15 PM
I cant believe this has gotten as many responses as it did. wear underwear or compression shorts or something next time. also, buy bigger shorts

Just JT
November 14th, 2015, 10:31 PM
image (http://i.imgur.com/uSlbE9J.jpg)

http://i.imgur.com/uSlbE9J.jpg

I cant believe this has gotten as many responses as it did. wear underwear or compression shorts or something next time. also, buy bigger shorts



Thank you, theres only so many times we can stand to have this come up as a new post in one day
Considering everything else we could be talking about in our world right?

Harrier
November 15th, 2015, 12:44 AM
You wore short orange shorts? WHY? Did you lose a bet or was it for Halloween? Dude I'm a distance runner who lives near Gonzaga University where they say short shorts were invented lol and unless I'm running for my school I never west shorts that aren't halfway to my knees. Granted mu racing shorts are hella short but my junk stays in because they have built in briefs (otherwise my dick would easily flop out). Anyways ya just wear cool shorts that aren't short or orange lol.

nickcj12
November 15th, 2015, 08:51 AM
Damn yo, them are some short ass shorts, I wear shorts past me knees

CuteGuy889
November 16th, 2015, 12:50 PM
I wear short shorts but always with briefs underneath......Few times my cousins/frnds hv seen up my shorts and commented stuff like "u got a cute undie on "...But they are half as embarrassing as you junk falling out..

orin abdula
November 16th, 2015, 08:41 PM
You wore short orange shorts? WHY? Did you lose a bet or was it for Halloween? Dude I'm a distance runner who lives near Gonzaga University where they say short shorts were invented lol and unless I'm running for my school I never west shorts that aren't halfway to my knees. Granted mu racing shorts are hella short but my junk stays in because they have built in briefs (otherwise my dick would easily flop out). Anyways ya just wear cool shorts that aren't short or orange lol.

Lol what's wrong with orange

kaz.mune
November 18th, 2015, 09:12 AM
mmm...

KawaiiSamii
November 18th, 2015, 07:09 PM
I would be embarrassed too but don't worry about it.

Harrier
November 19th, 2015, 02:51 PM
Lol what's wrong with orange

Haha idk it's just not very popular I guess.

chiisaiaoiryu
November 22nd, 2015, 06:40 AM
Yeah, that must've been pretty embarrassing. Still, you are only thirteen. Certain parts of your body, not just your penis, are most likely growing faster than you realize. With that in mind, you're going to have to start thinking about, at the least, changing how you manage your underwear situation.

From what you described, you like to go commando. That's perfectly fine, but think about wearing shorts with a longer pant length. That seems to be the problem, that your usual pair has, in some respects, outgrown your penis while not necessarily having outgrown your body. If anything, consider using those shorts as home-only clothing while choosing a longer pant length short for outing purposes.

pascaldesla
November 23rd, 2015, 11:00 AM
Well, you are very funny......

pascaldesla
November 23rd, 2015, 11:02 AM
Maybe you could also cut all it is too long

Bluebyrd
November 23rd, 2015, 06:22 PM
If I said what's on my mind right now, I'd be breaking the rules

Crona
November 23rd, 2015, 10:17 PM
lol thats really funny buy some longer shorts