Tuck it left or right?

[swimBoy]

Hi:

Does it matter if you tuck it toward the left or right side? I mean is there a meaning to tucking it on one side or the other.

When me and my friends are at the mall we all tuck it to the right side, one said it tells any girls that see it we are willing. Same meaning as scratching someones palm when you hold hands.

If a boy is with a girl and he's tucks it on the left side it means they've done it.

Anyone hear of this and is it true or just my friend BS' us?

Thanks.

[Carbonek]

There's no real meaning or advantage to tucking it to either side. I'd say your friends are BS-ing you! :)

[JamesSuperBoy]

There's no real meaning or advantage to tucking it to either side. I'd say your friends are BS-ing you! :)

This^

[Gopher]

its bs, my penis a natural curve to the left, so i tuck it that way

[swimBoy]

I was sorta hoping it was true cuz it was sure a thrill keeping it on the right side as well stolled the mall.

I wasn't sure if it was true........too bad it isn't.

[baseballjock]

its bs, my penis a natural curve to the left, so i tuck it that way
same here

[Zachary G]

its BS for sure

[Your Captain]

I either go straight down or right. I don't think it means anything

[giantwildboy98]

Straight or left

[Everyusernameistaken]

I just tuck it whichever way she falls and bs if you ask me.

[frisbee25]

its bs, my penis a natural curve to the left, so i tuck it that way

Same

[pjones]

have always put mine to the left in my underwear.

[ksdnfkfr]

ive never even thought about it

[chrisjenkins]

I've never heard of that.

[JoeStud]

mine to the left

[randyboy]

What a load of cock!

What you are referring to is the traditional English "educated" ways it's called Dressing A traditional gentlemans tailor when measuring for the cut of a pr of trousers (why do Americans call them pants?) He would ask "Which side do you Dress Sir?" Meaning which side of your ball bag do u let your cock sit/lay left or right.

A Cock will naturally feel "right" when it is Dressed to how the package lays. So yer dress your cocks brovs and if ur are intact as nature intended pull your skin back first dress and slip ur underware IE Pants up be they boxers jock strap briefs etc etc.

I think dressing for the mall Shopping Centre is just a load of old cock end of. Total myth as is the after intercourse dresssing to the left load of cock! You can't dress your cock to the side of your ball bag that it's not meant to nor can you train it!

Good old fashond British gentlemans personal etiquite "I'll just check your inside leg Sir which side do you Dress Sir" ? Love it. A Saville Row standard for made to measure suits and trousers :) Quaint old London.

Hope you have found this interesting and factually true. To Dress a cock mmmmmmmmm :)

[joel-d]

I think that what your friends told you is total BS. Most guys will just hang on whichever side is natural. And some prefer to point it straight up, too.

Besides, unless you wear a speedo to the mall, or you're freeballing in basketball shorts or really thin sweats, will anyone even be able to see which way you're pointing?

[brybry5]

Never heard of that! Haha! This is actually kind of cool! No but my dick has a natural curve to the right so I just tuck it in that way!

[Coolguy2067]

niether.. i tuck mines down

[Andrew2499]

I think your friends are just messing with you. lol

[Ben101]

Load of rubbish, tuck it whatever way feels right!

[awesomeness14]

Your friends are making it up.

[reger]

Mine curves to the left slightly on its own so thats the way i tuck it.

[shark_attack]

I think that's bs tbf aha