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PerpetualImperfexion
January 31st, 2014, 10:55 PM
So I just sent the punchline of a very dark humored joke to a girl I'm trying to build a relationship with (it was meant for someone else). This particular joke doesn't exactly line up with her values so I think I seriously screwed up... How does someone deal with this?

ksdnfkfr
January 31st, 2014, 10:59 PM
I only know how to be direct. If I wanted to explain myself I'd say, "I seriously screwed up, that joke was meant for someone else, I hope I did not offend you."

Cygnus
January 31st, 2014, 11:11 PM
You should probably specify that it was not meant to her, and that you understand it was not funny for her and therefore you apologize, you can also say that was never meant seriously, even for the person that was supposed to be the recipient of said joke.

PerpetualImperfexion
January 31st, 2014, 11:35 PM
I only know how to be direct. If I wanted to explain myself I'd say, "I seriously screwed up, that joke was meant for someone else, I hope I did not offend you."

You should probably specify that it was not meant to her, and that you understand it was not funny for her and therefore you apologize, you can also say that was never meant seriously, even for the person that was supposed to be the recipient of said joke.

Both put into action. No reply. I feel like it's not going to be the same ever again.

Cygnus
January 31st, 2014, 11:38 PM
Both put into action. No reply. I feel like it's not going to be the same ever again.

Do not worry, she might just not have seen the message yet or maybe the reply wasn't sent, give it a while, maybe until next morning, odds are things will be alright, so the best you can do in the meanwhile is not stress about it.

PerpetualImperfexion
February 1st, 2014, 12:13 AM
Do not worry, she might just not have seen the message yet or maybe the reply wasn't sent, give it a while, maybe until next morning, odds are things will be alright, so the best you can do in the meanwhile is not stress about it.

She has read recipients on. I know for a fact she's seen the messages.

If you're curious, here is my initial reaction.
http://m.imgur.com/nK0lxp4

Cygnus
February 1st, 2014, 12:17 AM
She has read recipients on. I know for a fact she's seen the messages.

If you're curious, here is my initial reaction.
http://m.imgur.com/nK0lxp4

I sure hope that "Oh god, wrong person" is not all that you said, did you say "I'm sorry?" if you didn't its about time to do it, also, do not stress about it, seriously, maybe she will reply tomorrow or later tonight.

Tenoka
February 1st, 2014, 12:23 AM
She has read recipients on. I know for a fact she's seen the messages.

If you're curious, here is my initial reaction.
http://m.imgur.com/nK0lxp4

Ahh, that made me laugh. Just make it clear to her you were joking and you messed up.

death-metal
February 1st, 2014, 03:27 AM
I know how you feel bro. I once sent a lyric to a death metal song to a girl who I liked when I was a 9 grader. She was all about flowers and sugars haha and the lyric I sent, if you want to read is quoted below.


Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst

One month in the grave
Twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting, my semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable, as I unburied her

I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
Down her throat, swallow

Eyes glassy and vacant
Body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
Tonguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
To fill with my fluid
A delicate girl
To mutilate, fuck and kill

Her body exceptional
She thought I was normal
But I wanted more
I came blood inside of her

Choking on the clot
Gagging on the snot
Gushing blood, from her mouth
Bloody gel leaking out

Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes

The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my cock with a knife
Violent, climax, serging serum on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction

I apologized to her. I said I was sorry and it was meant for a friend but was accidentally sent to you and said I was sorry again. She acted awkwardly for a few days and later she almost forgot about it, I think. Well good luck bro!!

PerpetualImperfexion
February 1st, 2014, 08:05 AM
I sure hope that "Oh god, wrong person" is not all that you said, did you say "I'm sorry?" if you didn't its about time to do it, also, do not stress about it, seriously, maybe she will reply tomorrow or later tonight.

Oh no I apologized thoroughly.

I know how you feel bro. I once sent a lyric to a death metal song to a girl who I liked when I was a 9 grader. She was all about flowers and sugars haha and the lyric I sent, if you want to read is quoted below.

I apologized to her. I said I was sorry and it was meant for a friend but was accidentally sent to you and said I was sorry again. She acted awkwardly for a few days and later she almost forgot about it, I think. Well good luck bro!!

Holy crap... That is so much worse xD if someone can get over that, I think I'm fine.

Casual update: https://www.dropbox.com/s/txch7ufw049aov6/IMG_0222.PNG

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