Lube

[Thedoctorisin]

So i use lube when j/o and i hide from my parents but they are the kind of parents that like to rip apart your room when its really dirty. So i hid my lube on a container at the top of the closet and they pulled that box down and they set it down hard so it rolled on its side and the lube bottle rolled out luckily a pair of pant also rolled out an landed on it before they saw it. I was VERY lucky but where do i hide this stuff?

[vit1co06]

I have a bottle in my dresser but I made a false bottom. Try hiding it in a dresser or under your bed or something

[Thedoctorisin]

I have a bottle in my dresser but I made a false bottom. Try hiding it in a dresser or under your bed or something
Hoe to make the false bottom? and cant hide it under bed thats the first place peoPle go looking for things

[vit1co06]

Have you tried hiding it underneath your dresser or behind it. You got to get clever and think out side the box when it comes to these things

[Shadow08200]

I would consider thinking a bit harder about where to put it. Is the bedroom the best option? Maybe put it under your bed, or in a really secret spot. I can't really tell you where to put it because I don't know what your room looks like.

[jam98]

So i use lube when j/o and i hide from my parents but they are the kind of parents that like to rip apart your room when its really dirty. So i hid my lube on a container at the top of the closet and they pulled that box down and they set it down hard so it rolled on its side and the lube bottle rolled out luckily a pair of pant also rolled out an landed on it before they saw it. I was VERY lucky but where do i hide this stuff?


You could try hiding it right at the back of your wardrobe behind all of your clothes or in between folded clothes in order to completely hide it. Try thinking through in your head all the obvious places that you would hide something like that, so that you know not to hide it there, or try to think of the place you would least think to look for something and then hide it there. Good luck!

[anonymouse]

Just keep it in your backpack dude. I keep mine in their; that way if I get bored in class I can just ask to go to the bathroom and jerk it ;), and I'm assuming your parents won't go through your backpack.

[Scottb1]

could try putting the lube from its container into another container so your parents will think its just for example a tub of hand wash or cream...

[frisbee25]

go to the bathroom and hide it there in the towels way back

[Stuey1]

If you have a loose floorboard put it under there, or get a shampoo bottle and put the lube in that so they are like, it's just shampoo

[Thomas01]

Just keep it in your backpack dude. I keep mine in their; that way if I get bored in class I can just ask to go to the bathroom and jerk it ;), and I'm assuming your parents won't go through your backpack.

Yeah, I'd do that. My parents are the same so I hide condoms there.

Also you said when your room is a mess, so if that's the only time they go in your room, just keep it clean

[Fireangel]

So i use lube when j/o and i hide from my parents but they are the kind of parents that like to rip apart your room when its really dirty. So i hid my lube on a container at the top of the closet and they pulled that box down and they set it down hard so it rolled on its side and the lube bottle rolled out luckily a pair of pant also rolled out an landed on it before they saw it. I was VERY lucky but where do i hide this stuff?

I do not need lube to masturbate but maybe hide it under the bed. Are you cut?
How and where do you buy the lube?

[austinsh]

I have an air duct in my room so I put chicken wire down in it and put it down there

[ksdnfkfr]

idk its just lube not marijuana. I personally would not worry about hiding it.
Parent: "what is this son?"
Me: "its lube i use for masturbating"
Parent" "Oh"
Not that they would need to ask, as im sure they have used the stuff to.
Why do so many kids think masturbating is supposed to be some huge secret?
When you are a parent are you not going to know your teen son masturbates,
or be shocked or angry about it?
The again, i guess some parents are a little psycho.

[Thedoctorisin]

I do not need lube to masturbate but maybe hide it under the bed. Are you cut?
How and where do you buy the lube? ya im cut so ya i need it. I take it from my parents room and only like a bottle at a time so they wont notice. I am to embarressed to try and buy it. What would the cashier say? Would they stop me? Thats what i wonder

[Thedoctorisin]

idk its just lube not marijuana. I personally would not worry about hiding it.
Parent: "what is this son?"
Me: "its lube i use for masturbating"
Parent" "Oh"
Not that they would need to ask, as im sure they have used the stuff to.
Why do so many kids think masturbating is supposed to be some huge secret?
When you are a parent are you not going to know your teen son masturbates,
or be shocked or angry about it?
The again, i guess some parents are a little psycho.
Its the embarrasment factor

[ksdnfkfr]

Its the embarrasment factor

I get it, i guess i just had to make a speech.
Personally id hide it in one of my shoes or boots

[SpyFox]

I prefer to use lube too. I just think it feels better for me. Everyone is different.

I get mine at Dollar Tree and it's only $1 per tube. It's just like KY only cheaper.

My parents don't snoop, so I don't have to hide mine. I just take the tube out of the box when I leave the store and throw the box away before I get home. Less to worry about.

So far, the ideas of keeping it in your backpack or a boot/shoe I think are best but I thought of another one. I know I have jackets and coats hanging in my closet and they usually have an inside pocket. Hide your stuff in a jacket that is out of season and then when that season starts, move your stash to the jacket that just went out of season. I think that would be perfect.

Good Luck!

[theusername]

maybe you should consider using a type of lube that doesn't raise suspicions - such as a mosituriser? because if you're parents are very snoopy and go all through your room (and im sorry about that it must suck to have no privacy) they will probably find it.

[Your Captain]

I hide stuff under my bottom draw

[Thedoctorisin]

maybe you should consider using a type of lube that doesn't raise suspicions - such as a mosituriser? because if you're parents are very snoopy and go all through your room (and im sorry about that it must suck to have no privacy) they will probably find it.

Ya they think they cant trust us with privacy. They snoop in my room, check my texts, and think i dont think i need a lock so they wo. Fux the one on my door

[KiyoshisIsland]

I don't have any but I would hide it somewhere they wouldn't look

[rambo_24]

in between your matress and box spring(if you have one

[Gifford]

When I'm home from boarding school I can leave it out, they don't mind. But for neatness I just put it in the bedside table drawer.

At boarding school I keep it in the drawer of the bedside table AND I keep another bottle in a drawer of my desk where my computer is. If I'm browsing the net and decide to check some porn sites and I find something good, I don't want to have to get up with a bone and go get it across the room!

I try to always be prepared for when the mood strikes! (Which is often!)

[AlexOnToast]

idk its just lube not marijuana. I personally would not worry about hiding it.
Parent: "what is this son?"
Me: "its lube i use for masturbating"
Parent" "Oh"
Not that they would need to ask, as im sure they have used the stuff to.
Why do so many kids think masturbating is supposed to be some huge secret?
When you are a parent are you not going to know your teen son masturbates,
or be shocked or angry about it?
The again, i guess some parents are a little psycho.

This precisely.

[Sean-]

Some where they won't clean haha