Relationships for Introverts: A Poem

[DorkimusPrime]

Realtionships for Introverts

All the people I see are in relationships,
But I dont care I try to tell myself,
As i finish three donuts and a bag of chips,
I see myself as a good whiskey all the way from the top shelf,
Although I often find that that metaphysical shelf is much too high,
These people are happy but I'm still alone,
I'm always alone and that's how I'll die,
But I am an introvert -alone is my home- mind=blown.

[AlexOnToast]

I like it. It actually had a bit of thought in it :)
And, it's always good to liken oneself to an alcoholic drink :D