Morning wood

[Xsoulspear]

I've been waking up with boners and it seems that
It last for about 15 minutes, can anyone help me
On what I should do when this happens?

[Coolguy22]

I never get them:( sorry I can't help lol

[Brown13]

Usually masturbating the night before when you go to bed helps but if not then just masturbate when you wake up hahaa

[ksdnfkfr]

Either urinate or masturbate - presto its gone

[Everyusernameistaken]

Tightening leg muscles helps reduce blood flow to your penis. Thus reducing your erection size and time.

[nklarke]

Start doing the stuff you have to do, not thinking in that and it will goes anyway.

[SkiJoey99]

I think morning wood is just part of being a man. I'd take that over what girls have to deal with any day.

[john.doe1111]

Perfectly normal every guy get them, just try to hide them if they are really obvious and you are walking around people otherwise just enjoy it is is normal.

[hockeyfan]

It's bad when a parent must wake for something

[Thomas01]

Just j/o or go to the restroom and take a shower, it will be gone after.

[drmindfreak]

Idk, I hardly ever have them, but when I do they only last for like two or three minutes.


urinate Sounds easier than it actually is

[ksdnfkfr]

Sounds easier than it actually is

Thats usually why i go for the second option

[AlexOnToast]

I would agree with Ezra (as usual) Masturbating usually does the job, if not that then just wait it out :P

[lacheyman]

take a piss thats what lets it down for me i have never tried jacking off

[Hermes]

Waking with an erection is normal and does not necessarily mean you are horny.

If you are horny and have the time then by all means masturbate if you want to.

If you're not horny or don't have the time then as you have discovered the erection will go down on it's own.

[Fanta_Lover44]

You could jerk the night before, or when you wake up, just do something else to take your mind of it, then it will go away. ;)

[Arsenalfan123]

I have them less than I used too, it means you need to go toilet

[Holdsworth2000]

i usually ignore them and get on with what i have to usually goes away after 5 mins or so

[jamiecl24]

I used to get them the whole time and now its a rare accurance so it might go :D

[RavleIncarnate]

I'm with Alex and Ezra here, that works for me, if I can ;) but it does not only work for that; cumming the nigh before also greatly reduces the risk of a wet dream. I jack off like every night. I've never had as much as dried cum in my underwear/ speedo/ shorts when I wake up, unless it was from the night before...

[deregisterme]

J/O or going for a pee works for me!

[ComfortableInChaos]

Just let it go back down. Either this or take advantage of it and jack it off.

[kinger]

If i wake up with morning wood i usually just jackoff quick

[joshylandon]

Don't worry everyone gets morning boner everyday.

[CostumerServiceGuy]

That's COMPLETELY normal. I wake up with a semi-erect penis everyday (when i wake up my dick is about 4 inches, and my dick when fully erect is 5.5 inches.) It's a natural thing, and you can't stop it, but try masturbating in the night. That might do the trick :-)

[Urbuddy]

Ya i usually just jack off. I mean your already hard so why not right?

[bigboyscott]

I get them most mornings as well and i find j/o helps or taking a pee. If I dont j/o the night before i will definitely wake up with morning wood and a wet dream.

[RavleIncarnate]

Unfortunately, when I used to be 6.1 inches (not really 6.2, that was a parallax error) it was already large for my age, I measured about three weeks ago maybe, I was 6.4. Makes for embarassing wake-up-pillow-fights at boarding school, cuz I get them now. I think it's because I can't jack off at night now, cuz my roommates would notice, and that would be setting a new personal record on my Scales of Mortifyment, especially since they are all the joking and misunderstanding type, who always need to make fun of others.

[Jakie23]

when I get it, I just masturbate and hey presto it goes :)

[Fireangel]

I've been waking up with boners and it seems that
It last for about 15 minutes, can anyone help me
On what I should do when this happens?

Just piss, it works for me.

[jam98]

I find that if I just start walking around, j/o or go to the toilet then it goes away - but they are perfectly normal and everybody gets them, so there's nothing to be embarrassed about

[Stuey1]

Just go to the toilet and it will be gone

[WHTaft09]

I dunno. I hardly get them anymore and if I do, I just go about my morning routine and it goes away fairly quickly

[crazyBoyjJ]

Go use the bathroom and pee. But it is going to happen every morning more or less so get used to itv

[Crispybacon]

take a piss thats what lets it down for me i have never tried jacking off

Have you ever tried pissing with a full on erection? It's like... The hardest thing in the world

[rambo_24]

i have that problem too

[rambo_24]

i normally just masturbate lol

[KoolKid96]

I've been waking up with boners and it seems that
It last for about 15 minutes, can anyone help me
On what I should do when this happens?

I hate those I get em a lot... Unusually I juz let it chill on its own or think bout stuff that turns u off maybe?

[Andrew2499]

I either ignore them or jack off haha

[john.doe1111]

Nah its normal maybe try pleasing it next time

[ShoeHead]

or you could just use it and masturbate when you wake up xD

[azza955]

Masturbating the night before usually works for me :)

[jampandrada]

Normally for morning wood you can either just wait it out or do something about it. I just jack off to get rid of it.. but that's just me..

[jimmy_hopkins]

just jack off or sweat it out.

it just shows that everythings working

[tom17]

You just have to ignore them and the'll dissapear. You can't avoid them, they're part of being a man and they're pretty normal and healthy. I even like them.

[Tendencies]

Try to get your mind off of it or just "relieve" it.

[kinger]

Its normal to wake up with a boner just try not to think about it and it should go away. Or just jackoff quick

[dportillo]

Unless it's really bad then just wait it out..

[Liven]

Try not to think about it because it will last longer if you think about it.

[Voodo]

masturbating the night before works fine for me

[Zachary G]

stroking one off before i goto bed and as soon as i wake up work for me, then its smooth sailing.:lol:

[Crazyzombie]

Usually just do what I need to do and get ready for school and it goes away.

[TDWPFAN2012]

i can jack off the night before & still wake up with
morning wood so i usually ignore it or jack off again
its normal to wake up hard.

[killerrockyroad]

get them to it usually when I'm horny or need to use the toilet

[Jamaicob]

I have them now and again but they go down within a minute or two. Just cover up and go toilet, or sort it out in bed

[dmane17]

It happeneds to everyone just masterbate or just let it go away on its own

[Wyatt 13]

Dude that's normal.

[male_greece]

well, it's totally normal, it's a way for ur penis to show u that it's healthy, totally normal

[whiteskittle]

Jacking off works for me, i do it every morning

[Country Cowboy]

Just take a piss and it should go away

[Daniel12]

ig hzppdnx

[horde]

Jerk off the night before. Make sure you pee in the morning

[Hazard9997]

Like few others have said, have a piss and it should go down. If not, it's unlikely to last for long.

[From Chris]

I've been waking up with boners and it seems that
It last for about 15 minutes, can anyone help me
On what I should do when this happens?

Perfectly normal. There are numerous ways to try and stop an erection. Some have told me that licking the roof of your mouth so that it tickles can help stop it. :)

-Chris <3

[rvale22]

Go pee, jack off, walk around

[NewLeafsFan]

Masturbate or have sex

[Qwertyuiopzxcvbnm]

You will get an bowmer when you enter rem sleep

[loki2000]

Either pee or masturbate ... Most times I have to do both in the morning.. But I can`t beat off till I go pee..

[Hufflepufflife]

When I was 13-14 I got it all the time. Now that I'm 16 I rarely do, mostly because I masturbate every night

[Makawhile]

I get it in the mornin when I wake up for around 30 mins, normally I just wait till it goes away then get ready for school since I'm too tired to masterbaute

[Falcons_11]

Either pee or masturbate ... Most times I have to do both in the morning.. But I can`t beat off till I go pee..

Good advice. I do the same too. I usually will wake up every morning and have morning wood. If I have time I will jerk off. Otherwise I just get up and go pee.

[army martin]

It's a normal thing man. Gotta wait for it to go down, or if you got the privacy jerk off.

[rvale22]

Just morning wood, pee or wank and ill be gone

[Ricky.h]

I either have sex or jack off or sometimes just ignore it

[BryGuy]

I just blow a load and it goes away lol

[Cassius16]

I wake up with morning wood. I think it's totally normal to get it, so don't worry

[beachdude]

I kinda like it when I wake up with a woodie :P

[mayrender]

I normally wake up with one and I just ignore it. After 5 or so minutes it's gone.

[ilc.69]

Sometimes I wake up with boners, and I just let them go soft, wank or get distracted with my phone so it goes away

[harristhetank]

Morning wood is completely normal and there isn't really anything you can do about it lol Try thinking about gross things or have a wank.

[ValentinClarke]

I've been waking up with boners and it seems that
It last for about 15 minutes, can anyone help me
On what I should do when this happens?

Morning wood might go away the older you get but it's just a common fact of life for us.
During a sleep cycle, the male body experiences 8+ erections, so it would make sense if you woke up with one.
Try masturbating before you sleep, and maybe as you wake up.
Otherwise, just ignore it, go to the loo, play on your phone until you get out of bed.

[martb]

I get it too, and I don't know hot to stop them

[sdavid54321]

most annoying thing ever!

[tyguy359]

mine usually last for a long time, even after i jerk off

[countryplowboy]

Yep. We do too every morning as long as I can remember. When we were younger we'd pounce on dad to wake him. I once got poked in the ribs by his morning wood. We All laughed so hard after.

[Justpassing12]

My only solution is to jerkoff or just go do something and ignore

[Addy2017]

Same here I found if your jerk off it stops it

[lettucesleep]

like most people here i either jerk off or just ignore it, i usually get woken up from the morning wood around 5 am so i just lay on my stomach and go back to sleep so no one sees it in case anyone walks in

[Kai2001]

Masturbate

[countryplowboy]

Ours usually goes away after we pee. Our boners are totally straight so we can bend enough to hit toilet

[ThekidErik]

Though it doesn't happen that much to me just peeing or doing other things usually helps me

[pconnor]

I never get them but it is normal.

[ZKS142002]

I get it too, and I don't know hot to stop them

I think it's normal for us to get them. I either jerk off, or just let it die down

[scott2002]

I found an article on the internet that said getting erections is part of the normal, natural sleep cycle. I know that mine definitely have nothing to do with being sexually aroused. I almost always wake up with morning wood, I go right from bed to the shower, I take my morning piss in the shower, and my erection goes away in just a couple of minutes after I piss.

[teenboyNathan]

I just let it go down by itself or let it go down a little, pee, then it'll go all the way down

[Bikini Boy]

I usually go to the bathroom and pee and that usually makes my cock get a little bit softer...until I shower

[Fixfolly]

From my own experience the best way to make this boner go away is actually to take a piss

[Atlantis]

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