Stuck in jail with the person above you

[Silicate Wielder]

So, you got stuck in jail with the person above you! What did you and the above person do to get there? :O

[DarkHorse4eva]

i tried to kill the person above and he broke internet law

[CRed]

We snuck our way into a club with fake id's, then we got in a fight and got drunk

[AlexOnToast]

We snuck our way into a club with fake id's, then we got in a fight and got drunk
We went to a nursing home and replaced all the Old Folk's with blow-up sex dolls, much to the confusion and discontentment of the staff

[Tarannosaurus]

We went around to all the rollercoasters and changed the height restrictions so only short people could ride them.

[AlexOnToast]

We went around to all the rollercoasters and changed the height restrictions so only short people could ride them.

YAAAAy Victory for us Shortys XD
We torched a bus full of Nuns and blamed it on an Autistic boy

[DarkHorse4eva]

we rubbed a pub and blamed the scottish

[pjones]

we robbed the Scottish and blamed a pub

[Barneytinsen]

we stole 500g at th local bank

[Miserabilia]

He's in jail for being awesome, I'm in jail for.... stealing cupcakes

[thatgothgirluknow]

im in jail for insulting a cop after a fight with him and someone else then running like hell hes in jail for pushing the cop out of our way and then running with me

[Tarannosaurus]

We ran around to all the wedding dress shops and dyed the dresses black.

[Barneytinsen]

we graffiti'ed the cop car

[ksdnfkfr]

We dressed up as police officers and tried to get free donuts.


We torched a bus full of Nuns and blamed it on an Autistic boy

yeah cept I had an aliby - I was torching an orphanage instead :P

[thatgothgirluknow]

we stole all the cops donuts

[PinkFloyd]

indecent expos- I mean theft... yeah, theft. :lol:

[ksdnfkfr]

We stole a truckload of Pink Floyd memorabilia.

[thatcountrykid]

Tax evasion and.... Jay walking

[NeuroTiger]

Having sex in public....lol :P

[Synyster Shadows]

we robbed a Guitar Center...of its keyboards

[Melodic]

We had a concert on the street but ended up getting kicked off by the cops but we both stayed and kept playing so we ended up in Jail because the cops was jealous of our music.

[playfull-qt]

going door to door selling stale girl scout cookies

[richiex]

we couldnt pay for the hotel room we stayed the weekend together in

[Hideous]

Stealing cars.

[Dreamer98]

Singing anti communist songs in Vietnam. :D

[Hideous]

Singing anti communist songs in Vietnam. :D

LOL.

Pooping on lawns.

[Dreamer98]

LOL.

Pooping on lawns.

For being atheists in ISIL . :D :D

[Beth]

Skinny dipping on public beach

[Microcosm]

So we saw this cat, right. And it had one of those little plastic unicorn horns on its head right. And we were like: OMG WE NEED TO KEEP IT! Then we checked our wallets and were like nope nope not paying for this and then we grabbed it and ran.

[Dreamer98]

Tried to re-establish III Reich ... :D :D :D

[Mil1dreded]

For casting the queen in the sequel to fifty shades of grey

[playfull-qt]

we let the monkeys free at the zoo

[MrSchaef]

We were hotboxing my car and the police took our weed! it really happened lol

[Ridonks_CB]

We were caught after conducting a massive hack scheme to Microsoft

[Daniella98]

Tax dudging

[Vermilion]

For trying to take over Denmark

[sweettayla]

Human trafficking, damn good money till l got caught.....

[MrSchaef]

We stole a copy of the movie taken

[playfull-qt]

streaking thru the mall

[KeeganW]

drove get away car, busted by mall cops

[playfull-qt]

after getting away from the mall cops we were still naked and hide at the food court only to be cited food health code violations

[Dreamer98]

For smuggling Kinder Surprise in USA . xD :D

[Microcosm]

Stuck in jail for too much leedling in public areas.

[Dreamer98]

For peeing in public . xD :D

[Vermilion]

For taking the blame for his twin like a good brother :) in a crime he had nothing to do with himself

[Mil1dreded]

For helping do a heist on a walkers crisp factory

[Ridonks_CB]

For being too awesome ~> 3>~

[playfull-qt]

For sneaking into the boys locker room and flushing the toilets while the boys are showering

[Dreamer98]

For being too old for carousel . xD :D :D

[KeeganW]

got in a fight at public basketball courts

[Vermilion]

For stealing money after not cutting grass

[KeeganW]

for driving riding lawn mower too fast to get away from cops

[Dreamer98]

For stealing lawn mower . xD :D :D

[dubsteppredator]

I pooped on my neighbors roof[emoji27] I was working on her roof and I had to go to the bathroom real quick.

[emoji23]

[Ridonks_CB]

For being too openly honest ��

[Microcosm]

For donating to a homeless guy who only would use it to buy alcohol.

[Ridonks_CB]

For driving while drunk

[Mil1dreded]

For bribing government officials with free unicorn rides

[Ridonks_CB]

That is something I'd do haha :D
for being a Tory (UK)

[Trickythetiger]

For killing Santa

[Ridonks_CB]

For killing a baby o.o

[Trickythetiger]

0_o

For stealing a sandwich from the president/prime minister

[Ridonks_CB]

Whiny president, just buy another...
for calling out a genocide
well unless youre white then I guess you'll probably be able to get away with it.

[Trickythetiger]

I'm white. Didn't get away.

For being too fabulous for citizens of planet earth.

[Ridonks_CB]

I've been arrested for that numerous times already, just keep me in - SHEESH
for "ruining" a Miley Cyrus concert, but really we all think you just did 26873258x better

[Mil1dreded]

For getting a tattoo of miley Cyrus kissing justin bieber

[Trickythetiger]

For playing hide and seek :(

[Mil1dreded]

For forgetting the seek part in hide and seek

[Ridonks_CB]

For hiding cocaine

[Mil1dreded]

For ordering an invasion against Antarctica

[Trickythetiger]

For parkouring on people's houses.

[Melodic]

For crossing the Canada/Michigan border without a passport.

[Emerald Dream]

we skipped out of the restaurant without paying

[Melodic]

For stealing the meat

[Mil1dreded]

For trying to outlaw cattle

[playfull-qt]

sunbathing nude in the street

[Daniella98]

Running naked around on stage at a rock concert

[playfull-qt]

soliciting sperm donations in the park

[Daniella98]

Performing oral on eachother at a courthouse

[playfull-qt]

Performing oral on eachother at a courthouse

trying to bribe the arresting officers by letting them join us

[richiex]

running thru Walmart naked

[KeeganW]

driving wrong way on one way street

[drhalsey1]

Too many driving violations(speeding, wrong way, parking in the wrong places)

[Vermilion]

For eating stolen sweets

[SkyClad33605]

For stealing the heads off the characters in Disney world

[playfull-qt]

For flashing the characters in Disney world

[Daniella98]

She was my pimp

[richiex]

I picked her up on the street corner

[Daniella98]

For having sex on his bike on the freeway

[richiex]

For going in a grocery store and stealing whip cream so I can cover her with it

[Melodic]

For I guess not following the rules since they're banned.

[KeeganW]

for scratching up the vinyls

[Sailor Mars]

lol for beating up a security guard

[Melodic]

for robbing a bank

[Sailor Mars]

for running on stage during a concert lol

[KeeganW]

for making people chase her across the stage at the concert.........

[Sailor Mars]

For parachuting off a high rise building

[dxcxdzv]

For selling illegal copies of Evangelion.

[Sailor Mars]

For buying illegal copies of evangelion lol

[KeeganW]

for some kind of little thing that got us in trouble but was a lot of fun

[Sailor Mars]

haha probably
For shop lifting duct tape and Irish flags

[Melodic]

for copyrighting

[playfull-qt]

Wedding crashing

[lliam]

having uncommon socialized in public

[Exocet]

We tried to kill Stalin.

[kulderb]

Exhibitionism.

[playfull-qt]

panhandling

[Vermilion]

panhandling

Measuring my .... In public !

[Exocet]

For stealing Mona Lisa.

[Sailor Mars]

For grave digging WWII battle sites

[Miserabilia]

for just being too gangsta

[Sailor Mars]

haha sick
for kidnapping kittens from petco

[KeeganW]

for not giving up her first name

[Just JT]

redrum

[Sailor Mars]

Indecent exposure :P

[Just JT]

Racketeering

[Sailor Mars]

Trespassing and disorderly conduct in a nursing home lol

[Just JT]

Prostitution :p lol!! :)

[Sailor Mars]

Bruh chill

Prostitution :lol:

[Just JT]

Sorry...

Tagin'

[Sailor Mars]

*cough cough* I like that response :innocent:

Underage drinking

[Just JT]

Wouldn't be the first time haha!! But hopefully never again

Contributing to the delinquincy of a minor

[West Coast Sheriff]

Stealing tickets to a Patriots game

[Sailor Mars]

Counterfeiting money

[Just JT]

Scalping Yankees tickets to Red Sox fans for half price

[Sailor Mars]

Sounds bout right :P
Mooning cops

[KeeganW]

laughing at cops getting mooned

[Exocet]

For skating in a Police station.

[Vermilion]

For owning a working and live firing king tiger tank

[Miscreant]

Kidnapping llamas

[Kuroshiro]

Selling kidnapped llamas on the black market, buying heroine with the proceeds and injecting it in to soy crops.

[Sailor Mars]

For stealing coloring books and resisting arrest

[Just JT]

Stealing candy from a baby

[Exocet]

For throwing used condoms at people.

[Just JT]

For selling used bombs and grenades to the U.S.

[playfull-qt]

posing as door to door vagina inspectors

[SkyClad33605]

Forging vagina inspector licenses.

[playfull-qt]

carrying a concealed weapon in her vagina:eek::eek::rimshot:

[playfull-qt]

i'm still locked up alone

[Vermilion]

For burning her school down

[Just JT]

For wood burning