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Whisper
February 11th, 2008, 01:03 PM
People who were reared in Britain -- the famous and the garden-variety neighbour alike -- have always left Telescope with the impression the British public education system produces a erudite, worldly population with a firm grasp on a broad base of knowledge.

We're beginning to rethink that assumption, at least as far as modern-day British teens are concerned.

According to a poll by British TV channel UKTV Gold, 23 per cent of under-20 Britons think Winston Churchill is a myth, while 58 per cent figure Sherlock Holmes was for real.

But that's not all, reports London's Daily Telegraph. The poll found 47 per cent think 12th-century crusader King Richard the Lionhearted and Crimean War nurse Florence Nightingale are also myths. Three per cent even figure Charles Dickens, one of Britain's most famous writers, is a work of fiction himself. You can also add to that list the Mahatma Gandhi and Battle of Waterloo victor the Duke of Wellington.

And who exactly did they think was real, aside from Holmes, the fictional detective of Baker Street? Well, King Arthur, for one (that whole thing with Excalibur, Camelot, Merlin? ... all made up), who scored 65 per cent on the reality side, Robin Hood, who came in at 51 per cent, and the Beatles' Eleanor Rigby, the woman who kept her face in a jar by the door; 47 per cent thought she was real.

More than three-quarters of the teens admitted they never crack open a history book. Gee, there's a surprise.





I found this in the fucking Edmonton Journal I was like wtf

Patchy
February 11th, 2008, 01:09 PM
Wow thats interesting...do you know how many people were surveyed?

since a lot of them are complete retards if they dont know about Winston Churchill.

Aηdy
February 11th, 2008, 01:10 PM
Oh well, I'm sure we'll live.

Hauptmann Kauffman
February 11th, 2008, 01:21 PM
Thats sad, although reality. The majority of worldwide teens are idiots...

serial-thrilla
February 11th, 2008, 03:32 PM
i really feel bad for stupid people.

Sugaree
February 11th, 2008, 03:53 PM
Well it just goes to show that the human race is more retarded than we thought.

But the thing is that all those people thought that a book character was real? that's fucked up.

Bobby
February 11th, 2008, 03:58 PM
There are stupid people everywhere. I bet the US would get similiar results on a relevent test.

Sugaree
February 11th, 2008, 04:25 PM
Yeah I'd really like to see that.

Gumleaf
February 11th, 2008, 04:35 PM
well i feel bad for all you peoples from the uk. but since i'm australian, i have nothing to worry about. haha!

Sugaree
February 11th, 2008, 04:36 PM
So insensitive :P

But I think that if a teen never opens a history book or any book how will they ever learn? It's just stoopid :P

Sapphire
February 11th, 2008, 05:05 PM
This ignorance does not apply to just the UK. It is a common human flaw.
I have heard similar things from the US
(Reagen actually stated that "trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.")

The Batman
February 11th, 2008, 06:15 PM
the saddest part is us americans no more about them then they do

Sapphire
February 11th, 2008, 06:28 PM
the saddest part is us americans no more about them then they do

Erm...wtf?

Sugaree
February 11th, 2008, 06:42 PM
I think what D_T was trying to say was that we (Americans) know more about the British culture than said British know about it.

was that better?

Sapphire
February 11th, 2008, 06:54 PM
I think what D_T was trying to say was that we (Americans) know more about the British culture than said British know about it.

was that better?


I'd love to see an american tell me what it's like to live here!
I know more about my country and my culture than you do. You know more about your country and your culture than I do. To claim otherwise is ridiculous. We are the ones living here, not you.

Zephyr
February 11th, 2008, 06:58 PM
I find that poll a tad bit odd.
You have to take into account of the margin of error and the number of teens who are just making asses of themselves and putting down false answers, because I even know who Winston Churchill is and that Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character.

The Batman
February 11th, 2008, 09:37 PM
I didn't mean culture I meant the historical figures

Sapphire
February 15th, 2008, 04:47 AM
That claim is false and I resent the fact that you honestly believe it.

Φρανκομβριτ
February 15th, 2008, 04:51 AM
Honestly, I think half the kids taking the survey or more were pulling their leg. I'm sure we know these facts, the British public school system is one of the best, and I severely doubt under 20's said this without joking, unless they were under 5.

The Entertainer
February 15th, 2008, 07:22 AM
perhaps Englishmen know more about their culture and historic figures than the Americans. For instance, William I, Boudicea, Lord Nelson, Charles I and Oliver Cromwell, Brunel, Wordsworth, Henry VIII, Thomas Wolsey, David Lloyd George, Shakespeare etc....I would guess I know more about than my fellow American friends across the Atlantic. Likewise, you would know more about Presidents such as Washington, Lincoln, Coolidge, Truman etc... than we would.
I have, on occasion, been asked, quite seriously by an American whether the British drank tea and ate crumpets all day. I told them we did.