Corrupt a Wish

[Captain Canada]

Basically you take a wish that someone has made and you make it negative

Ex: I wish for a cake

Granted, however the cake is homocidal and kills your family because its a lie!

Starting wish:

I wish for a pair of pants

[skiman]

The pants cut off your circulation and kill you.
I wish for some money

[Captain Canada]

Granted however the money is on fire

I wish for world peace ^-^

[skiman]

The world is peaceful for a few minutes, but then we accidentally start the cold war.

[skiman]

I wish my girlfriend was lying next to me :D

[Captain Canada]

Granted but she turns into a snake and eats you

I wish there were more people in this thread XD

[skiman]

granted, but everybody spams the thread and you get banned.
I wish i had a new iphone

[Captain Canada]

Granted however it explodes in your face soon after you download apps

I wish my phone wasnt being slow

[skiman]

Your phone speeds up so much it overheats and melts in your hand which catches on fire along with the rest of your body and you die, which sets the house on fire and burns your family, then the rest of your neighborhood, then the rest of the world.

[Dark Unicorn]

Your phone speeds up so much it overheats and melts in your hand which catches on fire along with the rest of your body and you die, which sets the house on fire and burns your family, then the rest of your neighborhood, then the rest of the world.

Ooo I love this one!But erm... :( where's you wish.I must twist it.I'll die if I don't.

[Captain Canada]

None of you made wishes to corrupt there for you die.

I wish for a new guitar

[hermanthefish]

But then all the strings break and come to life and strangle you.

I want to be on broadway

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you let the fame get to your head and make terrible decisions that end your career

I wish for a new phone

[Captain Canada]

Granted but it turns out the phone doesnt work

I wish for my wishes to not be corrupted!

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you can't have any wishes

I wish for a grand piano

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you cant play it because your hands are broken by the mail man

I wish for a genie lamp!

[Synyster Shadows]

lolwtf

granted but you lose it a day later

I wish I could help my girlfriend with her cutting issues

[Captain Canada]

Granted
Cant even corrupt that one

I wish life wasnt so crappy

[Synyster Shadows]

granted can't corrupt that either

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted

[Captain Canada]

Granted but one day your powers mess up and you end up in a volcano and die

I wish the majority of our wishes didnt include dying...

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; they include sickness

I wish I could go to my girlfriend right now and just take away all her issues

[Captain Canada]

Granted but it turns out you cant change everything </3

I wish I got in a fight (Its already corrupt? lol)

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but because I have no idea why you wanted to be in one, I take back the granting

I wish I wasn't so bored

[HadesLady]

Granted but you have to much fun and head explode

I wish to be a elf mage.

[Synyster Shadows]

lol is it even possible to have too much fun?

granted but only for one day

I wish I could be a famous musician

[Nic0 Fiend]

Granted but you get all the crazy fans

I wish my family weren't full of jackasses

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but all your friends are instead

I wish for a new piano

[Nic0 Fiend]

I'm actually fine with that lol

Granted but it's on fire and only plays demonic tunes

I wish to be handsome like senpai Kris

[skiman]

you get sooo handsome fangirls see you and every time they do they tackle you and try to love you to death, but then one performs reverse cpr on you while trying to kiss you and you get the life sucked out of you, including your organs, which are put in a museum, which gets robbed by fangirls who cook them and make meals out of them and ingest your liver so they can have a part of you inside of them ;)

[Dark Unicorn]

Seriously!?I've been here twice and have been left no wish to corrupt TWICE.Oh,well,I wish you'd leave me a wish to corrupt *sighs*

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's a lame wish

I wish people weren't judgmental

[Captain Canada]

Granted but people turn into complete pricks instead

I wish people around me werent so ghetto xD

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they're snobby instead

I wish I wasn't so boring

[Melodic]

Granted, you become one of the jerk like jocks and end up hated by everyone.


I wish I could see my boyfriend right now.

[Captain Canada]

Granted but it turns out hes the shapeshifting guy from Termanator and your Arnold Schwarzenegger and he kills you ._.

I wish I was brave!

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; I can't ruin that

I wish I was more social

[Captain Canada]

Granted but your... too social? lol

I wish I could say three words to my friend

[Synyster Shadows]

I'm not social irl. VT makes it easier to be social

granted but they don't care

[ksdnfkfr]

There's no wish for me to grant :cry:

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted if I can have some of it

I wish I had some food right now

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you get food poisoning

They dont care? </3

I wish I could eat soup without being bothered by my family playing loud obnoxious music and annoying me

[Melodic]

Granted, you're eating grass instead


I wish I could be more nice

[Synyster Shadows]

not granted cuz you already are super nice :)

I wish people didn't get down on themselves

[Captain Canada]

Granted but they put other people down

I wish for a tonka truck!

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then it comes to life and destroys humanity

I wish for a new phone

[Captain Canada]

Granted but it turns out you werent supposed to get that phone because it was set up for some criminals. The police find out and your arrested

I wish for a scarf

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you lose it because of the wind

I wish I could fly

[Melodic]

Granted but then you fall on the ground.

I wish I could meet One Direction

[Captain Canada]

Granted but it turns out they hate you

I wish I could sing good ;-;

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but only when you're alone

I wish I could play piano better

[Captain Canada]

Granted but your too good for your own good XD

I wish I had more posters on my wall c:

[Nic0 Fiend]

Granted but your cat scratches them all up

I wish I could meet EXO

[Captain Canada]

Granted but idk who EXO is so it turns out it was the wronf guy lol

I wish I knew who EXO was

[Nic0 Fiend]

Granted but you get addicted to them
they're a great south korean boy group

I wish i had money to buy stuff

[Captain Canada]

Granted but the money was counterfeit and you go to jail

I wish I owned a cat lawl

[Nic0 Fiend]

Granted but it sets on fire every time someone touches it

I wish I had more gb on my ipod

[ShatteredWings]

I write "gb" several times on your ipod.

I wish I had some ben&jerrys

[Captain Canada]

Granted but idk what ben & jerrys are so your wish is taken back

I wish I knew how to read music sheets

[ShatteredWings]

It's a brand of ice cream, those pints in the freezer section that are overpriced but sooo good?

You can, you're now illiterate in all spoken languages.

I wish for an A on all my finals.

[Dark Unicorn]

Granted but " A" stands for "Apalling and just terrible" or "An absolute failure"

I wish my hair would stop falling out.

[ShatteredWings]

hair begins to grow everywhere and never fall out again.

i wish for an inch of snow.

[Captain Canada]

Granted however you shrink to a millimeter so the inch of snow seems like a lot to you

I wish I could speak fluent French

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you can't speak English

I wish I could meet Avenged Sevenfold

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you become the shepard of fire and your family disowns you
(I freakin love them XD Hail to the king!)
I wish my dog would stop randomly sniffing me..

[Synyster Shadows]

best reference ever lol :D

granted but he/she starts biting you

I wish I could meet Beethoven

[Nic0 Fiend]

Granted but he starts to eat you for lunch lol

I wish the person I like would like me back

[Melodic]

Granted but they never admit and make you think otherwise..


I wish I didn't think me and my boyfriend are drifting apart. :(

[Captain Canada]

Granted but he thinks it instead

I wish my brother wasnt such a prick to me

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; he's annoyingly protective

I wish for some mashed potatoes

[Melodic]

Granted but they are moldy.

I wish I could have some Alfredo

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's a week old and cold

I wish for some steak

[Melodic]

Granted but you have to buy it all for every single member on VT.

I wish that I could have a normal conversation with my boyfriend.. uggghhhhhhh

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they're all boring

I wish that I could meet my girlfriend irl

[Melodic]

Well that didn't change much of my wish..

Granted

I wish my boyfriend could move back to Michigan..

[Synyster Shadows]

granted

I wish I could fly

[Melodic]

Granted but then you fall onto a cloud trapped on the cloud forever and ever.


I wish I could see some of my friends.

[Dark Unicorn]

Granted,but you are invisible and inaudible so they can neither see nor hear you.

I wish the next person won't corrupt my wish.

[ShatteredWings]

I don't, but you get struck by lightning anyway.

I wish I had money for more piercings.

[Captain Canada]

Granted but the piercings come alive in your sleep and eat you up *nom nom nom*

I wish I could stop myself from cutting

[Synyster Shadows]

granted :)

I wish nobody felt the urge to self-harm

[Captain Canada]

Granted but they become too happy for their own good

I wish my friend would stop bugging me >.>

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; now they hate you

I wish for new earbuds

[Captain Canada]

Granted but they are broken

I wish for more posters on my wall

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then your dog rips them up

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted whenever I wanted

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you get amnesia and dont remember you can teleport

I wish I had more markers

[Synyster Shadows]

granted; they're all dry and can't be used

I wish for less homework

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you fail the grade because all your test scores are low

I wish I had socks right now >.>

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but they're all ripped

I wish I had superpowers so I could fly and meet my girlfriend (we're in an LDR)

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you fly into a plane on your way to meet her

I wish I had a girlfriend </3 (Its complicated between me and my crush....)

[Synyster Shadows]

why do you always ruin my wishes with me dying????

granted and not ruined because I know your pain

I wish to be accepted by my classmates more

[Captain Canada]

Granted but they betray you </3
At least you didnt die right?!?!?!

I wish for a magic carpet

[Synyster Shadows]

That's a first... :rolleyes:

granted but it gets burned to ashes

I wish to be a world-famous composer

[Captain Canada]

Granted but your famous to being terrible

I wish I had a fire proof magikarpet (See what I did there)

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but... it's ripped to shreds, which makes it vulnerable to fire, and then burns to ashes :devil:

I wish for a new violin

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you have no bow (Thats how its spelled right...? I havent played violin in like 4 years XD)

I wish that I could open up to my friends

[Synyster Shadows]

I'm impressed you remembered that, then :yes:

granted but they don't care </3

I wish I didn't feel like I have to hide my personality from people

[Captain Canada]

Granted but it turns out they dont like your personality </3 (So many heart breaks eh?)

I wish my room wasnt such a mess ._.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then it blinds people by being so clean

I wish I didn't feel like crap

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but then your magically transformed into crap.

I wish I could make my ideas for a manga;a reality.

[RavleIncarnate]

Granted but then a crazed madman uses it to mutilate people and find out who to murder.

I wish I could get Death to work for me.

[Dark Unicorn]

Granted but it(my friend claims Death is a he) turns against you and kills everyone you love.

I wish my scars would fade.

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you constantly have nose bleeds

I wish I had a skateboard

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but the deck breaks the first time you use it and you twist your ankle from the fall

I wish for a new phone

[Captain Canada]

Granted but its a flipphone... lol

I wish I could get a tattoo :c

[Sandra Main]

Granted but the tattoo is a picture a ugly duck


wish i had a lap top

[Melodic]

Granted but it crashes in a day.


I wish my bf would text me.

[Sandra Main]

Granted if it don't come true not my fault.
Don't come looking for me. Haaaa Haaa don't know where i live.


Wishing i had a boyfriend

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but he's breaking up with you

I wish I lived closer to my gf

[Melodic]

Granted.. I can't exactly ruin this when I have the same exact problem.


I wish that people could trust me

[Synyster Shadows]

LDR's suck, huh? :(

granted but you don't trust them

I wish I could be invincible

[Sandra Main]

Granted but no buddy is invincible .
sorry charlie.

I wish i was invisible

[Melodic]

Granted but then no one will ever know your existence and you'll never have a normal teenage life since you're invisible.


I wish I had more friends

[NeuroTiger]

Granted but they all leave you except one which turns out to be the best of friends you've ever got.

I wish I could live on planet mars!

[Sandra Main]

Granted but you would die of loneliness.


Wish i could live on a tropical island with my 2 baby brothers

[RavleIncarnate]

Granted but your still or whatever you use for drinking water broke and there's nothing to replace it with, leaving you very thirsty, cuz you can't drink seawater becuz its too salty for human consumption.

I wish for the ability to control demons like the girl in that one skrillex video, and they never revolt or they get sprayed with holy water.

[Melodic]

Granted but then you get busy and they end up out of control

I wish for One Direction concert tickets

[Sandra Main]

Granted but then they canceled at. last minute


wish i had a genie to grant my little. brothers wishes

[Captain Canada]

Granted but the genie is corrupt and tricks your little bro (Sorry D: )

I wish I had no blood related family

[thatgothgirluknow]

all the wishes are taken back and the people come back to life but are fully parlized

[Synyster Shadows]

the above poster did not make a wish...

I wish I could talk to my gf

[Melodic]

Granted


I wish I wasn't stubborn

[Sandra Main]

Granted


wish all a merry christmas and a safe holidays

[Captain Canada]

Granted but one unfortunate deer.... lets just not go into that story ;(

I wish for my friend to call me

[Celtic.]

granted However they tell you that your not there friend anymore :D

I wish I dident have to piss

[Fallen_Eagle]

Granted but in order to do that you need to relieve yourself in a public bathroom where the NSA has cameras that film you while you pee. Completely dropping your trousers is mandatory, no zipper work allowed.

I wish that Hyrule was like, real.

[Melodic]

Granted but since I don't know who that is the wish is on hold..


I wish that I'll get to see my love while he is in town

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but you only meet for a second

I wish I lived in Ohio

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but you only meet for a second

I wish I lived in Ohio

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but u live in the worst part of ohio and get jumped and beaten up every day

[thatgothgirluknow]

i wish i had 100 wishes

[AlexOnToast]

Denied, You cant wish for more wishes :L
I wish my mum was still alive

[DarkHorse4eva]

I don't know how to answer that without sounding hurtful.
Granted, but you'll only see her twice a week


I wish I had friends

[AlexOnToast]

I don't know how to answer that without sounding hurtful.
Granted, but you'll only see her twice a week


I wish I had friends

Haha Nice :) I guess I was asking for something bad when i said that anyway...at least u didnt involve a "zombie Mum" scenario XD
Granted, but theyre all hediously deformed cannibal sodomites

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but their all rude b*s

i wish my mom would move back to ohio

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but she marries someone you hate.


I wish for pizza

[thatgothgirluknow]

Granted, but she marries someone you hate.


I wish for pizza
shes already maried lol i guess she fot divorced granted but its rotten

[Captain Canada]

You didnt make a wish so you die an an unfortunate death

I wish my phone wasnr stupid...

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted - but it enslaves you with its new intelligence

I wish I could have more sleepovers with my friend

[Captain Canada]

Granted but they are all awkward

I wish my brother would stop annoying me

[thatgothgirluknow]

granted but u brake u

i wish for world peace

[Barneytinsen]

granted for 1 minute only :|

i wish i would get my dream girl

[DarkHorse4eva]

granted but she turns into a guy

i wish i lived closer to my boyfriend

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but then they deport you for having a fake passport

I wish I had the money to travel the world and meet all my VT friends

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but most of them sleep when you visit them

I wish I had something to wish for

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but you forget what you wished for.

I wish my truck was fixed

[DarkHorse4eva]

granted, but the steering-weel dont work

i wished i had a cake

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but your cats eat it

I wish I was never born

[DarkHorse4eva]

granted, but you get re-born as a girl

i wish i was pretty

[Barneytinsen]

granted but your only pretty inside ( i meant the inner conscience not the exterior physical face )

i wish i graduate fast -----_-----

[Melodic]

Not granted since you're banned.


I wish I wasn't bored

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you're overwhelmed with stuff to do

I wish i lived closer to my girlfriend

[Abyssal Echo]

granted but she dumps you

I wish for red velvet ice cream

[Synyster Shadows]

you're evil :P

granted but it melts :devil:

I wish for a case for my new phone

[Melodic]

Granted but it's so freaking ugly people turn when you have the phone in your hands.

I wish I wasn't sick

[PythonProject]

Granted but your family is.

I wish I could speak Russian

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but then you can't speak any other language

I wish I was a bit taller

[PythonProject]

I'm ok with that! :)
Granted but so is everyone else.

I wish I had a gf ;)

[Stronk Serb]

Granted, but she just uses you for money.

I wish I was sane.

[Unsubscribed]

Granted, but everybody else is insane...

I wish I could have the perfect somebody...

[thatgothgirluknow]

Granted but they die after a day

I wish I had time to visit my friends

[Unsubscribed]

:eek: Aww.....

Granted, wait, you don't have any to visit..they all leave you when you visit..

[Captain Canada]

You didnt make a wish therefore you die an unfortunate death

I wish I just died </3

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then you miraculously come back to life

I wish I could be invincible

[Unsubscribed]

(oops lol)
Granted, but you have to live through every single of your loved ones deaths.

I wish I lived in Australia.

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but then the town you move to doesnt exist anymore and you're left stranded in the middle of nowhere.

I wish a corrupted wish; a new gaming computer.

[Melodic]

Granted but then it gets a virus from a game


I wish for a non corrupted wish.

[RavleIncarnate]

But then your wish for a corrupted wish gets corrupted and sends you spiraling down a path of insanity from wishing too strong a wish.

I wish for the girl with the short black hair with highlights in her hair who's secretly a wizard disguised as a mean girl called Stevie in Wizards of Waverley Place to be my loyal girlfriend.

[thatgothgirluknow]

Granted but she turns u into a toad

I wish for a sweet puppy that will be my loyal friend forever

[Melodic]

Yeah that wish can't be granted.. she died in one of the episodes. and I hate to break it to you.. but she's fictional.
ninja'd

Since you ninja'd me, you get a cat instead.



I wish that I could date a guy who was just like Damon Salvatore. (TVD ruined me..)

[Silicate Wielder]

granted, but then your put in a mental institution for hallucinating people

I wish I could be part of an anime.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but you're someone in the crowd who hasn't fully been drawn.

I wish tacos were square.

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but the taco contains nitro glycerin
I wish I was attractive

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but you find yourself struggling after getting stuck to a street pole.

I wish light was slower.

[Captain Canada]

Granted but the light travels so slow that the suns rays dont reach us for the next million years and we die.

I wish I could fall asleep

[DarkHorse4eva]

granted, but you wake up every 10 minutes.

i wish i had a beer

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but it's alcohol-free :O
I wish I wasnt so short :l

[DarkHorse4eva]

granted, but you get an inch taller

i wish i lived elsewhere

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but it's the middle of the Sahara Desert with only enough supplies to get you halfway out in any direction Mwahahahahaha!

I wish I could have a corrupted wish :cool:

[darthearth]

Granted, but today's opposite day.

I wish I had a Mercedes.

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but it has a car bomb that activates over 4 MPH
I wish I had a real family :(

[Melodic]

Granted but you never meet them til you're 30.

I wish I knew why my friend doesn't want me around anymore..

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it's because they hate you

I wish I hadn't screwed up so bad with my girlfriend

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted, but it just happens again.

I wish I had telekineses, no matter the price as long as it's not death.

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but by a really strange turn of events, your get encased for eternity in amber.
I wish I wasn't so god-damn attractive :cool:

[Stronk Serb]

Granted but you become unnoticable.

I wish I would get a girlfriend.

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but she's a Hulk Hogan lookalike
I wish I could have no wishes.

[Stronk Serb]

Granted but everyone starts wishing for you and wishes things you never want and they come true

I wish I would finally change schools

[RavleIncarnate]

Granted. But its where all your enemies and none of your friends at all go to at the same time as you!

I wish a corrupted wish;
I want to get everyone to notice me and yet like me, despite my history. And not so much that they'll smother me to death, only be kind to me.

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but 5 minutes later you get hit by an atomic warhead. Bad luck I guess #shrugs#
I wish I wish I was a fish

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but you die drowning

I wish my school burned down

[pjones]

granted but it immediately gets rebuilt

i wish i had a turtle

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted but it never comes out of its shell

I wish i lived in Oregon

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but your house is at the bottom of Crater Lake

I wish I could meet my VT friends

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but it turns out we're all bastards in real life
I wish I was'nt a Bastard...

[Stronk Serb]

Granted, but it turns out we're all bastards in real life
I wish I was'nt a Bastard...

Granted, but you are the 13th legitimate son and are held in poor regard. Technically I am a bastard and it's awesome.

I wish I was not a lunatic all the time.

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted. People say you're a psychopath

I wish I could talk to my girlfriend :(

[trustn01]

So that she can say that she is breaking up with you.

I want to go handgliding.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you get blown way off-course and land in the ocean

I wish I had a social life

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but it's with serial killers
I wish my head wasnt so pumpkin-ish

[JollyToes]

Granted. It's shaped like a banana

I wish i had a best friend