Corrupt a Wish

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but it's Ivan the Terrible
I wish Daim Bar's were free

[Stronk Serb]

Granted but they taste like crap.

I wish that I am orbiting around the Moon, just chilling in my space station.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but then an asteroid rips through it and you die

I wish I could see Avenged Sevenfold live

[Stronk Serb]

Granted, but you climb on the stage and the bass guitarist smacks you in the face with the guitar.

I wish my cat was more social >.>

[Typhlosion]

Granted, and it leaves to a cat community.

I wish I could go forwards in time.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but you witness horrific things, try to go back to the present and prevent them, but then something unexpected happens

I wish I could move to California

[Promans]

Granted, California however is now made entirely out of spiders.

I wish I had super powers.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but the expected onset of the superpower makes you accidentally destroy your home.

I wish Promans a new home.

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but it burns down after being struck by lightning

I wish to be able to teleport wherever I want and whenever I want

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but while asleep you unconsciously teleport into a volcano.

I wish each day had 25 hours.

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but each hour is a little shorter to make up for it.
I wish wishes came true

[killerrockyroad]

Granted, but every wish that comes true is the opposite of what they say

I wish to have a million dollars

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted but you get it in monthly one dollar payments.

I wish everyone was nice to everyone.

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted for one day

I wish I could talk to my girlfriend

[Melodic]

Granted.



I wish my boyfriend didn't move

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted but he turns to hoboing and rides the train for the rest of his days

I wish Sora no Otoshimono chapter 77 was released in english already.

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but it doesn't live up to your expectations at all

I wish I had a teleporter

[Silicate Wielder]

Granted but it teleports you to jupiter where gravity litterally turns you into a human pancake.

I wish I had a non-corrupted wish just this once.

[JollyToes]

Granted but after your one you get 10 corrupted wishes.

I wish she and i lived closer together

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted. I can't ruin this because it sounds like you're in a situation similar to mine (LDR)

I wish for a million dollars

[ksdnfkfr]

Granted but you have to pay 999,998 dollars in taxes.

I wish I could make candy magically appear in my hand.

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but you get sick to your stomach after eating it

I wish I could be invincible

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but after 1 minute your buff ended.

I wish I were born a girl.

[Luminous]

Granted, but you were born in a place that hates and abuses women and you are killed when you are 5.

I wish night was day and day was night

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but that creates a never-ending cycle of switching and everything is thrown out of wack

I wish I was more athletic

[AlexOnToast]

Granted but it's because you are being eternally chased by me with a chainsaw
I wish for no wishes

[Brown13]

Granted but the alternate universe swaps and there are wishes again.

I wish to be the most broken champion in League of Legends

[Typhlosion]

Granted, nerfed.

I wish to have a cosmic silicon-based space narwhal blessing my way into college.

[Brown13]

Granted, you hate your college

I wish for a never ending happy story

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but no one said that the happiness was also never ending

I wish long hair on males was socially accepted.

[Brown13]

Granted, only lasts for 24 hours

I wish my overpowered wish from before couldnt be nerfed

[Melodic]

Granted but then someone destroys it later

I wish I could see my boyfriend

[JollyToes]

Granted but u only get to see him on tv

I wish I could wake up next to her

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but you're in a life-death cancerous situation and she only happened to pass by in the hallway.

I wish for a miracle.

[Brown13]

Granted, snow storm that kills 100's but keeps you out of school

I wish to play with an LCS player

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but it's Zalgo
I wish I was less Chibi-Looking

[Brown13]

Granted, but it's Zalgo
I wish I was less Chibi-Looking

At least its nor regi...

Granted, but you lose your cuteness and gain zero sexiness

I wish i wasnt so ugly...

[AlexOnToast]

Granted but you beauty splits atoms and thus ends all existance

[Brown13]

Granted but you beauty splits atoms and thus ends all existance

I dont see a wish xD

[Melodic]

Neither do I..


I wish to be a better dancer

[AlexOnToast]

Granted but BOOM apoalypse
I wish for infinate wishes

[Melodic]

Granted but then they are taken away from your family.

I wish to go to the 1D concert this year

[Brown13]

Granted, you find them awful live

I wish for a romantic

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but it's Zalgo again
I wish I had infinite cigarettes

[Brown13]

Granted, insta cancerous death from the first one

I wish for no zalgo

[AlexOnToast]

Granted, but Abalam inhabits your soul instead
I wish I could be less depressed

[Brown13]

Granted, meets me but then dies from happiness

I wish no abalam

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but you die

I wish I could be with my girlfriend

[Ethe14]

Granted but your girlfriends now moves to the outback in Australia with no means of contact.

[Typhlosion]

You didn't wish! :(

I wish humans naturally had wings and could fly.

[Deiform]

granted but you hit the empire state building

I wish for better internet

[Fanta_Lover44]

Granted but you get better speeds but it drops more.

I wish for a driving liscence.

[Ethe14]

Granted but you get better speeds but it drops more.

I wish for a driving liscence.

Granted but you will wreck your car every time you drive further then 1 mile.

I wish my crush would say he liked me.

[Fanta_Lover44]

Granted but you will wreck your car every time you drive further then 1 mile.

I wish my crush would say he liked me.

Granted, You crush asks you out and dumps you 5 minutes later.

I wish I had something fun to do. :D

[Deiform]

granted, but you will constantly sneeze

i wish i had a lifetime supply of icecream

[Brown13]

Granted. Pistachio flavor only (or whatever flavor is your least favorite)

I wish for vel'koz

[Typhlosion]

Granted but, again, your champion was nerfed.

I wish for a glass of water

[Deiform]

granted, but it contains poison

I want to go skydiving

[Synyster Shadows]

granted, but your parachute doesn't deploy and you die

I wish for a teleportation machine so I could see my gf whenever I wanted

[Deiform]

granted, but there is a pretty good chance you will get uglier every time you teleport (you know, basic teleportation rules)

I wish to have the worlds biggest tv

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but it breaks the day after you get it

I wish for a time machine

[Typhlosion]

[-]Granted, but it's too big to fit in any rooms of your house. Watch some outside and are immediately robbed.[/-] Whate we got 'ere? Be some of the ninja folk, aye?

Granted, but in the future you wish you hadn't a time machine. So your future you breaks it but doesn't break it since he doesn't exist which makes future you break BOOM YOU EXPLODED THE UNIVERSE.

I wish for the next one's wish not to be corrupted.

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but it turns out to be very corrupted

I wish I lived in usa

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but you're only an earthworm that digs a hole in the U.S. soil immediately to be stepped on by the raging schoolkids at play.

I wish wish was spelled as wich and not wish.

[Melodic]

Granted but the Grammer Nazi's attack you one and for all.


I wish for my friends to come back

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted. Can't ruin that

I wish I could talk to my girlfriend

[Bmble_B]

Granted, but when you get back in touch with your gf she'll steal all of your food and then bite off your doorknobs.

I wish I could understand why hamburgers remind me of apples...

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but you then hate hamburgers

I wish for dr. Pepper

[Seemyheart]

Granted, but you only get an empty can of dr pepper

I wish I could talk to him again

[Melodic]

Granted, but it's not the right him you wanted.


I wish I could meet a vampire

[Synyster Shadows]

can't ruin that

Ninjad

Granted but he makes you a vampire too

I wish I had more iTunes credit

[Seemyheart]

Granted, but you have to use it to buy Justin bieber songs

I wish I could recite the alphabet backwards

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but you can't recite it forwards

I wish I was taller

[Abyssal Echo]

Granted but they make the door ways shorter and you can't get through

I wish it was Summer

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but it's gonna be very cold

I wish I lived closer to my boyfriend

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted. I can't ruin this. That'd be plain wrong

I wish teleportation was possible

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, and I can't ruin that, cuz I also want it to happen

I wish plain tickets was cheaper

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but there are less seats in planes

I wish for a new piano

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but all the while keys are missing

I wish I had a better drumset

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but all the drum heads are busted

I wish for my wishes to not be corrupted

[DarkHorse4eva]

Granted, but a corrupt fairy corrupts them all

I wish I had more corrupt wishes

[Hundred Spirited God]

granted but that wish doesn't actually come true
I wish the Antichrist is my girlfriend :D

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but she sacrifices you later for herself.

I wish my trees we called qrees.

[TheLivingLie]

granted, but your name is engraved on every tree in the world

make me happy

[Karkat]

Granted, but it's only for a half of a second ten years in the future.

Make me sad.

[Synyster Shadows]

granted but because I have no idea why you would want to be sad, I take back the granting of that wish

I wish teleporters existed

[Karkat]

(This is corrupt a wish, after all ;) )

Granted, but they're invented out of your lifetime. And they only transport through space.

[Brown13]

there is no wish to corrupt...

Anyways i wish i had a BFFL

[Synyster Shadows]

Granted but they're annoying

I wish for a new violin

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but since they're made from qrees, it has my name on it :/

I wish there was a working outlet near me.

[Brown13]

granted but it only works for 5 minutes

i wish i had more friends my age

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but they're all pen-pals.

I wish hazing ended in my fraternity.

[Gamma Male]

Granted, now everyone is just really reaalllyy passive aggressive and condescending.
I wish people would just shut up already about Justin Beiber and the Kardashians.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but everyone talking about them focus on 1D.

I wish my room was a suite.

[darkangel91]

Granted, but then the housekeeper walks in on you while you're naked.

I wish to be even more awesome than I already am.:D

[Synyster Shadows]

granted for one hour

I wish I could talk to my girlfriend again

[TheLivingLie]

Granted but she can't talk back (like the little mermaid)

Make Monday come quicker

[Aajj333]

Granted: it is always monday. You will remain the same age the rest of your life, go to school every day, have the same personality. You will have to do the same thing over and over again.

I wish the beatles never broke up.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but a few days later after their supposed breakup they die by homicide.

[Fractured Silhouette]

You didn't even wish so you spontaneously combust.

I wish I was an octopus.

[Melodic]

Granted but you lose all your legs in a boating accident, making you a floating thing in the sea.

I wish love was easy

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but every living thing falls in love with you and they fight over you, literally pulling you limb from limb.

I wish I was invisible.

[CosmicNoodle]

Granted, however no one wants to have sex if they can't see there partner.

I wish I could just be happy

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but you become one of those annoyingly optimistic people, and get on everybody's nerves and are shunned by all.

I wish I was the president

[CosmicNoodle]

Granted, but you become one of those annoyingly optimistic people, and get on everybody's nerves and are shunned by all.

I wish I was the president

Granted, your a republican president.

I wish everyone would stop saying swag

[CharlieHorse]

Granted, your a republican president.

I wish everyone would stop saying swag

Granted, everyone calls each other fags and faggot now in real life -_-

I wish I could be in a good brain.

[CosmicNoodle]

Granted, everyone calls each other fags and faggot now in real life -_-

I wish I could be in a good brain.

Aha, inside jokes :)
Granted, you are now IN a good brain, because your IN it you suffocate and die.

[Snookers]

Y u no wish?

I wish for a doughnut.

[CharlieHorse]

Aha, inside jokes :)
Granted, you are now IN a good brain, because your IN it you suffocate and die.

granted whatever it may be

i wish i could die and wake up in a part of my life when i'm happy, and successful and i have everything i've always wanted so i can finally not hate everything.

[CosmicNoodle]

granted whatever it may be

i wish i could die and wake up in a part of my life when i'm happy, and successful and i have everything i've always wanted so i can finally not hate everything.

Granted, your life no longer has any challenge meaning your always bored.

I wish there where less side effects from my medication.

[Melodic]

Granted, but the medication doesn't work


I wish for sleep

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but you sleep forever and are declared to be in a perpetual coma by the doctors.

I wish I was a redhead.

[Typhlosion]

Granted. You are a tomato.

I wish for a new phone.

[thatgothgirluknow]

you get a band new phone but its a minute phone and doesnt work
i wish to be able to walk when i want

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, your legs are in a continuous running stata and you keep involuntarily running until you slam into something.

I wish I had a new laptop.

[Gamma Male]

Granted, but it's a replica of a super old laptop, so it only has 50 mb of ram.

[Bmble_B]

Granted, but it's a replica of a super old laptop, so it only has 50 mb of ram.
LOL, you have to make your own wish.
I wish I had super speed :D

[Gamma Male]

Granted, but now you're so fast that the matter in your body destabilizes and rips apart into a million pieces.


I wish Breaking Bad was longer.

[Bmble_B]

Granted, but every way of watching it has gone kaput for you.

I wish pigs could fly.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but pigs fly away before becoming bacon. No more bacon on the planet earth.

I wish for a tomato.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, it's a rotten tomato that falls apart in your hands, in a dark red, moldy gooey mess.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[TheLoneWolf]

Granted, but you'll be busy the rest of your life.

I wish I could watch a movie right now.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but the only thing available to watch is Warhol's Empire.

I wish for a star. :hanging:

[CosmicNoodle]

The stars Goliath size and heat instantly vaporise you.

I wish that I would remember too look over my shoulder more often.

[The Wanderer]

Granted, you undergo a surgery that implants a windup gear system that causes you to involuntarily look over your shoulder ever half hour, but don't worry, the only sign of the implant is the ticking noise and windup key in your back.

I wish I had money to get parts to make myself a steampunk costume

[CosmicNoodle]

Granted! Part of the costume is a mini boulder that then explodeskilling yoiu instantly.

I wish I could get to sleep.

[Typhlosion]

You go to sleep, but don't know what to do there.

I wish for an Interior Crocodile Alligator. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik)

[The Wanderer]

Granted, but it attacks you and eats you.

I wish I could partake in an anime.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but you're just one in a crowd of people that immediately gets crushed.

I wish I hadn't spoiled his wish.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but your existence is wiped clean from the universe, and you no longer exist.

I wish I had a BF.

[micheal951]

Granted, but he is a psychotic egomaniac who bites...Everything.

I wish I could fly.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but you run out of energy and plummet to the ground with a splat.

I wish I could start my life over and do everything right this time.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but everything going right gets boring way too quickly.

I wish my internet connection was had an absurd speed with low latency.

[micheal951]

Granted, but the new speed blows your mind, turning your brain into a gelatinous mass.

I wish I was the richest person in the world.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but you soon find yourself stranded on an island after a plane crash on vacation.

I wish I had made this question without the need to edit it in because I forgot it.

[micheal951]

Granted, but you have to use a time machine and are now in an infinite loop of writing that question for all eternity.

I was I was a duck.

[CosmicNoodle]

Granted, but someone feeds you uncooked rice and it expands in your stomack, killing you.

I wish the weher would be a bit nicer.

[Dark Unicorn]

Granted but I don't really know if "nicer" is cooler or warmer so it flactuates between the two causing an imbalance in the earth's meteorologic system causing the Apocalypse.

I wish I could be a published writer.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but everyone loves your work too much and you get mobbed by paparazzi and autograph hungry fans who trample you by accident and kill you.

I wish I had a 3 day weekend.

[micheal951]

Granted, but you have to do chores ever weekend, all weekend.

I wish I had eight arms.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but they're all too short to be of use.

I wish sleep wasn't necessary.

[micheal951]

Granted, but you are forced to spend twelve hours every day in a room with no sound or light what so ever.

I wish I was always happy.

[Typhlosion]

Granted, you are supplied with an infinite supply of drugs.

I wish my parents gave me more daily money.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, word gets out and you get mugged by thugs, beaten and left in a ditch to die.

I wish my puppy could talk.

[Broken Toy]

granted, but turns out he just hurls insults about your fashion
i wish i wasnt a damn psycho most of the time

[Typhlosion]

Granted, you're a damn psycho ALL of the time! (Muahaha)

I wish all the bad artists ceased to exist

[Broken Toy]

granted, but you end up making all of the bad artists songs and you are hated for your bad music.
if you actually meant painting artists, then you end up making all of the bad artists art and you are hated for your bad art.
i wish i was given compliments off everyone when im down

[Plane And Simple]

Granted, but you get so many you don't want more.
I wish I could have a longer summer.

[liptonlee]

granted, but you are forever stuck in the past summers and never get back to the present
i wish my crush would be more explicit to me

[Luminous]

Granted, but then you get tired of it and break up.

I wish this car ride wasn't 8 hours long.

[Melodic]

Granted, its 9 hours long.

I wish I had internet so I didn't have to use my cracked phone to have my only social life..:P

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but the internet's worse than dial-up.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

[TheN3rdyOutcast]

Granted, but you drop it on the floor and a giant roach crawls across it.

I wish for a laptop.

[Typhlosion]

Granted. Here it is.

http://images.quebarato.com.br/T440x/laptop+infantil+batman+asas+bl+31+26+atividades+oregon+usado+sao+paulo+sp+brasil __221D74_3.jpg

I wish what m' mum said wasn't a lie.

[Gamma Male]

Granted. She will now only tell the absolute truth. Even if that truth is extremely inappropriate or offensive.

I wish I had a Titan graphics card.

[Typhlosion]

Granted.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=174900&type=card

I wish factoids were less attractive than stuff I need to study.

[Uranus]

Granted.
They're so unattractive which makes them so ugly you're scarred for life

[Captain Canada]

You didn't make a wish, therefore you die a horrid painful death of boiling in hot water.

I wish I had a plane ticket to Denmark

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but when you're about to board the place the ticket auto-combusts

I wish I won't screw up college next year :)

[Captain Canada]

Granted but the university explodes right as you're graduating

I wish for super strength

[CharlieHorse]

granted but you can't stop accidentally breaking everything you touch.

I wish that my old wish thread had activity :/

[Typhlosion]

Granted, but it's so old it was locked right afterwards...?

I wish I knew what thread Charlie's talking about.

[Captain Canada]

Granted but your eyes burn after seeing it

I wish I had lunch

[Typhlosion]

Granted but I prepared it and my eyes are burnt so I'm kinda skeptical on the quality :P

I wish I had more cookies in my wardrobe

[Captain Canada]

Cookies? .-. Granted but they are all eaten by mice

I wish I had money

[boytoynamedtroy]

You got your money, but it's mark money, and now you're wanted.

I wish to have superpowers.

[Captain Canada]

Granted but you only have two powers: The power to grow really long and useless hair, and the power to freeze slow everything (but you slow yourself too, so it might make 10 years to get it back to the normal time :P )

I wish I could stay home and not go out ;-;

[IceCore]

Granted, but your legs turn to roots and you are trapped forever. Then all the dogs of the neighborhood piss on you for three straight years. Eventually your house catches fire and burns. You are now a pile of ash. The dogs keep pissing on you even after that...

I wish I had a bowl full of raw baby panda hearts, pony eyes, and unicorn balls for breakfast.

[tasminsmith]

granted but you choke and have a mouldy heart and eye lodged in your throat going moldy for thirty years and you carnt talk but you don't die

I wish a pink Kawasaki ninja motorbike

[IceCore]

Wow, nice one! You're more twisted than I am, and I say that as a compliment.

Anyway, granted but the bike doesn't have wheels.


I wish for a drumset.