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isaiah1038
December 8th, 2013, 08:10 PM
What would you do if your mother caught you watching porn/masturbating?

Cook my Sock
December 8th, 2013, 08:56 PM
I don't know what I would do, but I'd be really embarrassed.

Tdogzz96
December 8th, 2013, 09:03 PM
Crawl in a hole and die. I'm so sorry that happened to you

Purple_haze
December 8th, 2013, 09:14 PM
She did once and I didn't get to use the computer for a couple of weeks.

mikeygrif
December 8th, 2013, 09:39 PM
I dont know what i would do

devon14
December 8th, 2013, 09:41 PM
Probably die of embarrassment, think it would be awkward for weeks afterwards!

ryanpeterson832
December 8th, 2013, 09:50 PM
Yikes that would be awkward.

HistoricWrath
December 8th, 2013, 10:33 PM
Look her straight in the eye and grunt as I finish. J.k. Not really I'd be really embarrassed and freaked out.

MechaSniper
December 8th, 2013, 10:34 PM
Probably have a heart attack

CcRoder
December 8th, 2013, 10:42 PM
I'd probably take a heart attack too, or run as fast as I can. Tell her it was for school.(not really)

skiman
December 8th, 2013, 10:44 PM
Shit myself and jump out the f***n window.

skiman
December 8th, 2013, 10:45 PM
;)Shit myself and jump out the f***n window.

jsr2
December 8th, 2013, 11:55 PM
I would kill myself. But if she is ok with it, then I would be very happy.

Datguy1
December 9th, 2013, 05:23 PM
id shit a brick then die

Keyboardwarrior95
December 9th, 2013, 05:38 PM
Carry on!

lol, I've been caught many times before, it was embarrassing the first time, but most teenagers masturbate so, why get worried 'bout it?

ComfortableInChaos
December 9th, 2013, 07:07 PM
I would probably lose my boner and I'd probably not bring it up. My mom probably knows I jerk off, I think.

mrmee
December 9th, 2013, 07:15 PM
I don't jack off, but, if I did, my parents couldn't catch me because my mom has a crippled foot and cant go up and down stairs, and my parents are divorced, so my dad isn't around. lol

Were
December 15th, 2013, 03:55 AM
i would be embarrased and i guess promise not to do it again

Jakie23
December 15th, 2013, 06:13 AM
I'd explain to her thst it's how I vent my frustration if I'm pissed off with someone

billys-big-gun
December 15th, 2013, 09:02 AM
Nothing i have been caught many times but she says its safer that having sex lol but little dose she know

bright
December 15th, 2013, 10:01 AM
Die of embarrassment!!!jk but it would be really awkward she would try to give me the "talk and stuff!:/

pjones
December 15th, 2013, 11:07 AM
i would be really embarrassed if she caught me jerking. don't watch porn so i'm safe there at least

SoRandom
December 23rd, 2013, 09:04 AM
Bang my head with immense shame and remorse.

hockeyfan
December 23rd, 2013, 11:31 AM
My father would say its normal and my mother would talk about how disgusting she thinks it is.

Ricky.h
December 23rd, 2013, 01:49 PM
Honestly if I was caught by mom or whoever :

I would not stop! I mean I would still have my hand on my dick and be on top of my covers
With my porn playing . I'd probably stop stroking furiously but slow it down...

And it has happened before and I did just that lol

Dark Hatred
December 23rd, 2013, 04:50 PM
Have a heart attack and die.

Scottydog
December 23rd, 2013, 06:52 PM
I'd jump out the window...